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ares857 · 17 days

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internet find

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#overalls #dungarees #tshirt #beard #hot #hot guy #sunglasses #cool #cool look #model #hand in pocket #cute #cute guy #white tshirt #buff #hot biceps #hot pecs #skinny #skinny guy

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bsaka7 · 1 month

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my mom: "you know when guys get so muscular they can't even walk? they just waddle?"

my brother: "oh. the gym bro waddle. everyone knows the gym bro waddle."

#my mom was saying she saw a guy so buff on the train with bright green leggings and white socks #and was like. shocked? I guess?

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pink-tk-a-latte · 17 days

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The fingerprint indents on Bernini’s sculpture make me insane and it’s not for the reasons you may imagine

#look it up if you don’t know bernini (roman mythology-typical mentions of r@pe and s3x)#it is a beautiful sculpture #I’m an academic weapon guys /nsrs #studying apah #I love baroque art cuz I’m a theatre kid /hj #white marble gilt bronze stucco 1647-1652 ce—#if any art hist buffs find this I’m locking myself in a box and slowly filling it with water like a magic show #py’s frozen hot chocolate #t word

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nejackdaw · 6 months

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Anyway, I'm finally playing Skyrim as a khajiit. I love being a massive cat guy

Bonus:

#skyrim #ysolda avert your gaze #ja'zirr loves only the thrill of the kill #i wanted to make a super buff like. white tiger guy #10/10 experience #hes an enforcer. ex gladiator. killer. cannibal #living the life tbh just made him a werewolf #why can i not have a khajiit husband

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isa-ah · 6 days

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do you ever see something that just leaves you speechless from the pure audacity of it all.

#it was an oo*ak d*oll video where they were like whoaaa can i make this hybrid doll work???#but the dolls were like a skinny little female monster high doll and then a very buff broad black male doll #and the immediate ick it hit me with like. beyond. right #but i sat there a second and realized the creators icon was a black guy taking a selfie and was like oh okay. okay.#cooled my jets and clicked on the video out of curiosity bc i VERY rarely see black creators featured in the ooak community #and it opens instantly to the white dfab creators facecam like. im. i skimmed the video and no thats just Them.#hello? hello? hello? what is happening here #hello??

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a9saga · 9 months

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I can't believe the entire cast of big brother agrees not to use slurs while in the house and in the first week of the show this absolute quack drops the n word in front of a black houseguest after talking about a different black houseguest and gets ejected before the first eviction

#goes without saying the houseguest who did that was white #thats absolutely embarrassing but the motherfucker agreed to the terms!#im not gonna entertain the idea of morally disagreeing w those terms but even if you thought thats okay #youre being filmed 24 hours a day and you're obviously gonna be caught *and* people will call it out on the live feed #of course you're gonna get ejected dude you were told you would #i wonder if this is going to shorten the season?#its supposed to be 100 days but you never know they probably have more surprise guests like cirie #thats just my gut feeling #anyway yeah luke's probably feeling embarrassed and stupid over that which he should #i used to know another white guy who'd use the n word in front of his black friend #who was also dirty blond and had glasses and was named luke #but he was much less tall and much less buff #he would say the exact same thing luke said on the show i can practically hear it #bb25 spoilers #big brother #shut up kaily

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reallyhardy · 28 days

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superstore... is cute

#loren talks #i put it on to fill the void while i try and work on sewing and #tbh omg. ben feldman idkkk he's highkey so cute to me 🤣🤣🤣 like his character would be SO annoying played by anyone else #anyway i DID put it on because after we finished fallout i got a new appreciation for how funny bo from superstore is #the high pitched white guy with the moustache? he was thaddeus in fallou #funny as shit you know #anyway also. ms america ferrera the icon you are #and the big buff chick im obsessed with her #scorpia from she-ra right....

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nelson-riddle-me-this · 1 year

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Truly what are you people on that you think Henry Cavill is attractive?

#he's just another jerky lookin buff white guy

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ares857 · 3 months

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internet find

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#overalls #dungarees #tshirt #athletic #buff #white tshirt #car #cute #cute guy #hot #hot guy #one strap #strap down #cool #cool look #model #hot model

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bumblingbabooshka · 2 years

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Watched episode one of SNW, in love with everyone. Two thoughts only: If I was about to have sex with my hot Vulcan wife and my boss called me to go into work I’d simply quit. If I was running for my life after being abducted by aliens and Uhura said “Hi~!” to me I’d also completely forget about any danger and talk to her about whatever she wanted.

#Uhura is SOCUTE!!!!!! I love it!!! yESYESYES >D #I'm glad this series seems like it is really going to be about strange new worlds instead of gritty war or whatever #Every woman I've seen I've had a crush on v_v #except chapel - NO offense to her she's just serving so much white girl realness #her fucking SPRINTING after that guy was funny though - I love her I just don't want to hold her hand #Spock going 'hey one sec mind if I-? (screams bloody murder)'#we love more references to earth's destruction that hit way too close to home (just kidding it gives us anxiety but that speech was GOOD)#I have to look away from the screen when Spock is shirtless. Why's he that buff. It intimidates me. No need to be that buff you nerd.#strange new wooorlds please give me more vulcan looore so I can directly transpose it onto Tuvooook and T'Peeel thankyou~#and I will ignore the stuff I don't likeeee <3 thankyouu...more T'Pring please too I wanna fall in love with her #cause Spock sure isn't #episode mvps: Alien scientist who immediately trusted Uhura no questions asked #and restuarant worker Vulcan who saw Spock&T'Pring kissing and went UM EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN-!?#also ppl who say they masculinized Uhura - no they didn't you liars!!! She just has short hair. What decade are you from~??#She's cute and I wanna see more of her!!#Idk who Una is but the fact that her name reads as a pun is funny enough to make me like her

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onwegolove · 2 years

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you’ve heard of “he would not fucking say that” now get ready for the thrilling sequel “he does not fucking look like that”

#disclaimer this is not about people who draw white/pale characters with darker skin/non-eurocentric features #that’s totally valid and i’ve seen some truly great art like that #this is about someone on twitter drawing a short skinny bratty guy as a tall buff flirty dude #cough scaramouche genshin impact cough #it’s jojo’s bizarre proportions up in here #glow.txt

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mistninja · 2 years

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Wait i also just saw that hoid beat hraten my man hrrrraten. Cosmere fandom truly has no taste (also why do people not read elantris and warbreaker)

#fuck that white haired magical guy lets all admit that hraten is hot hes literally a tortured old and buff priest #he wears a full set of armour around for no reason he gets into rhetorical battles with a princess like they are shonen rivals #he has a dark past and trauma and a religious crisis #hes tall #hoid is just a clown (literal)

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skull-storm-daily · 2 years

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6/26/2022 (curious egg deck)

#inscryption #kaycee's mod #curious egg deck #skull storm daily #WOO YEAH this was a great one- LOVE a good curious egg run to help wind down from the week #i hatched my eggs this run! right at the start of map 3 #spent the rest of the run buffing them as much as i could- too bad two out of three campfires were health buffs instead :(#those little guys really carried me the rest of the run #those little guys really carried me the rest of the run i kept drawing at least of them if not two every turn 1 #starting goat via pelt + undying pretty early on made the early maps a breeze before i hatched my eggs #buffed a myco'd pack rat to 5/4 to get that 5 power card quick #and last card i needed was a 4 power- which i got with a great white from a cave trial #feeling a lot better man i needed this

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cherrymoonvol6 · 1 month

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#chat this is so humiliating #so there's this white guy.........#look i am on my internship. and he's buff and gorgeous and just my type #and SO FUCKING NICE too for no reason at all #i've been dealing with a cough this week so on thursday he comes up to me in the morning and he's like 'how are you?'#and i do the usual fine how are you and he's like 'no but bout your cough' and i'm like 'oh it's pretty much gone at this point'#but then he goes 'yeah but how are you feeling? are you feeling well?' like what the fuck? what the fuck?#i saw him eating a banana in the teams meeting this morning and my dick jolted awake #he's got me kicking my feet in the air and i can't do this #internship feels like hanging out with your older sibling's friends #(and some of them are nice AND hot..........)#i flip flop between getting butterflies in my stomach for this one girl and the other guy #bisexualism some may call it #huge sigh #personal #i'm telling you. this is like prime material for a comedy series #i might also add here that i no longer think of myself as a female

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eddiegirls · 2 months

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just saw someone on here say that eddie "looks like the type of guy who would call you a slur" and that he looks "conservative" like he wouldn't want his "kids exposed to" gayness 😑😑😑

he LOOKS homophobic and conservative? why don't you tell us what you mean by that exactly????

#why don't you think the buff white british guy 'looks' conservative lol?#(i know why)#also. HE ALREADY HAS AN ACTUAL REAL KID ON THE SHOW #WHO HAS MULTIPLE GAY ADULTS IN HIS LIFE?????????????

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arolesbianism · 2 months

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Tiphereth suppression finally complete babeyyyy

#rat rambles #lisa my beloved <3 #her brother also exists ig.#I did it first try too which honestly is a relief it took forever idk how many times I could handle doing all that #which also means that the other two are now ready for their core suppressions which is both exiting and scary #exciting because it means that I can tell alruine to fuck off #scary because red mist boss fight 😔#I have no idea what to expect but tbh I rly cant be any more prepared than I already am #I have all the aleph gear not counting apocalypse bird and white night gear #and I have all the waw gear except for the one waw I havent gotten yet #in fact there's only 4 abnos I havent gotten yet I think and two of those are toold #I might stall a bit by memory repositing until I get those out of the way but I also might not idk #what I am starting to have to think abt tho is the two side bosses I previously mentioned #I do think apocalypse bird might be doable for me rn but white knight is a more tricky story #mostly because quite frankly I dont have 12 employees available to sacrifice to start the fight #I can obviously just make some new throaway guys but still #now setting up apocalypse bird would also be annoying since I currently only have judgement bird in my facility #rly Im just not sure which of my guys can or cant handle either boss #cause I do need the manpower but I also just am not confident that most of the gear my guys have will do them much good #now one thing that may be kind of pointless but I still wanna do is get silent orchestras ego gift on one of my guys #because god damn is that a powerful buff even if white damage isnt that common outside of anbno breaches #it would be fun in the sense that thatd make my girl able to solo any abnos that deal white damage #again its good dont get me wrong its just definitely smth that isnt as widly applicable as youd think #but yeah ideally I dont wanna do another day one reset and I rly do think this could be the run #the only reason I reset my first one rly was because I had gotten bored grinding for gear and also just wanted to finish my abno info #collection easier since there was a shit load of low level abnos I was missing #now the only ''''low level'''' abno Im missing is plague doctor for well. obvious reasons.#so yeah I should be pretty good and done with my info gathering within a session or two #tbh I dont even know what the wellfare meltdown looks like but Im much less scared of it than the boss fights I have up ahead #stinky b is also going to be tricky but Im hoping it wont be too bad

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