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Kunikatai where only Fukuzawa, Yosano and Ranpo know they're together.
Kunikida wouldn't discuss something like this at work, especially not with Dazai. And Katai is a social recluse so neither of them are really seen together.
That is until the Cannabalism arc when Kunikida sees the footage of Fyodor shooting Katai.
Atsushi was already sus of something going on, because he's previously met Katai with Kunikida present. And seen how soft they are to each other.
Now though, now it's clear because Kunikida loses it.
It's werid because Kunikida's anger has always been reminiscent of a flame. But here it's cold and seething.
He works as efficient as ever, finding the tape and confirming the futon is bullet proof. There's an edge to his words and he almost seems calm but Atsushi knows otherwise.
And the moment Kunikida sees Katai, that anger fades to overwhelming relief. He runs to him, holds him and fusses over Katai who's amused and reassuring him he's okay.
They both just hold each other, lost in their own worlds. Atsushi quietly leaves to give them privacy.
Katai finds him later and thanks him for his help and to see if he's okay. And Atsushi reassures him he's fine.
"So... You and Kunikida?"
"Heh, yeah."
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originalartblog · 4 months
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I reread Kunikida and Katai's Magnificient Days (which coincidentally happens on New Year's Eve) and these two made me soft again.
two bros spending the new year together to wish a happy one to all of you 💖
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mishiami · 3 months
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Kunikida punching a cop (cuz im tired of people always portraying him just as a goody two shoes who always obeys the law when he actually only follows his ideals and he has DEFINITELY punched a cop before)
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malpractice you are so right for that. kunikida canonically broke into a weather station because they got the weather report wrong he is NOT your moralistic law abiding citizen
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kiqilinn · 10 months
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you really fucking thought i was going to be normal about the image limit? SIKE you idiot
+ bonus fyodor as joker quotes
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uneducated-author · 5 months
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Okay one thing I think of on this lawful day is this.
We joke about like, all the ADA dating enemies except for Kunikida right? And Kunikida finding out about it like-
Kunikida: "THE PORT MAFIA EXECUTIVE DAZAI? NAKAHARA CHUUYA? THAT'S YOUR 'CUTE LITTLE CHIBI HOUSEWIFE'?!
Dazai, thrilled that Kunikda said 'chibi' with his actual voice: "Hey, Atsushi's dating Akutagawa."
Atsushi: "WHA-"
Kunikida, rounding in him: "THE RABID DOG?! IS ANYONE HERE NOT DATING A MEMBER OF THE PORT MAFIA?!"
Yosano: (coughs and carefully rearranges the flower arrangement from Kouyou.)
Ranpo: "I'm not!"
Kunikida: "Oh! Well... Thank you Ranpo, I shouldn't have expected less from such an exemplary dete-"
Ranpo: "I'm dating Poe."
Kunikida: "..."
Kunikida: (SCREAMS)
But I think this would be followed up with Kunikida admitting to have a relationship with Katai, and Fukuzawa coming in like-
Fukuzawa: "You have a romantic relationship with another member of the ADA?"
Kunikida: "Well, Katai technically isn't-"
Fukuzawa: "Nonetheless, a workplace relationship has to be undertaken with care. I hope you have filled out the appropriate forms to HR?"
Kunikida: "... WE DON'T HAVE HR!"
Fukuzawa: "Nonetheless. Of course, I would never stand in the way of love, or dictate who you can start a relationship with, but I will say you ought to have put some... foresight, in who and how you start a relationship."
Kunikida: (Literally passes out, both from bubbling rage and shame at his own failure)
Dazai: "... President, is this because you didn't want to admit to thirsting over TWO heads of enemy organisations?"
Fukuzawa: "Back to work."
Basically I think it would be funny is after all the dramatics and shenanigans, KUNIKDA is the one with the illegal relationship.
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twolonelycomets · 9 months
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“Every ship in bsd is either toxic or doomed”
WRONG:
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kaurwreck · 2 months
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yall don't understand, when irl sasaki left him, irl kunikida coped by writing romantic (genre) poetry with irl katai. irl kunikida told irl katai about his vivid nightmares of murdering sasaki with a ceremonial sword he owned. then bsd gives us a world where kunikida and katai not only maintain their intensely tender relationship, but one in which they met at age 12. allowing me to then project onto them the extremely nostalgic and homoromantic kunikida short story My Sad Recollection of a Picture. most underrated ship of all time.
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flamie-42 · 6 months
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Dazai: you know Kunikida, ive been kinda mean to you... Kunikida: more than "kinda" Dazai: ...and I know your jealous of my relationship... Kunikida: Dazai for the last time I do not want to date you Dazai: ...so me and Chuuya want to help you out a little... Kunikida: no Dazai i do not want your help Dazai: ...so we got you your very own boyfreind! Kunikida: what the fuck do you mean by that Chuuya: Dazai I have your delivery *Drops Katai on the floor* Katai: Kunikida please help! Ive been kidnaped by the Mafia Kunikida: Dazai i hate you so much *comforts Katai*
*Dazai and Chuuya high five*
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carbonateds-oda · 11 months
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don’t know wtf is going on w him in this pic but whatever it is, I felt that shit in my soul
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1seaweedbrain1 · 19 days
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Shit I've Said/Done as BSD pt. 14
Dazai: Every now and then I start to not worry about talking then I remember that one time a close friend looked me in the eye and went, verbatim, "Being able to ignore you easily is kinda a requirement to being your friend" and immediately want a bleach smoothie
Chuuya: I want a motorcycle. No I don't know how to ride one I'll figure it the fuck out later
Albatross: You couldn't pay me to- actually that's a lie you could pay me to do most things, don't even gotta be money I'll do it for entertainment value
Sigma: Nikolai made the piñatas eat ass :(
Yosano: No I meant dismembering as in chopping people up not kicking them out of groups
Nikolai: I'd love you if you were a worm but I'd also use you as fish bait. bc. You'd be a worm.
Katai: You make me get out of bed and I'll jump out on the highway. Anyways~ hi! Good morning!
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sableeira · 6 months
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I'm sorry I can't take Fyodor seriously after seeing him fail to kill Katai.
Katai was in bed on his laptop and Fyodor shot him in the back. And yes, Katai had a bullet proof futon which meant he didn't get shot at all.
But really, you didn't check?
Like at least Dazai got fake shot in the head and than real shot several other times. He had a whole ass plan to fool Fyodor.
Katai was for all intents and purposes taking a nap.
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The ADA: Kunikida is the moral compass of us
Katai, who's know kunikida since they were kids and has watched him throw tear gas into a police precinct for fun: Oh
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3AM shenanigans just because I can
Dazai, who snuck Chuuya in his bag: *Drinking or re-enacting scenes from Jane Eyre with Kunikida who lost a bet* Yosano, with Kouyou: *Snuggling/sleeping/watching The Woman in Black* Atsushi, with Akutagawa after Kyouka left the room: *Playing UNO but Akutagawa doesn't know how to play* Kyouka, with Kenji: *Watching a documentary about Cows, Bunnies, and Birds* Ranpo, with Poe: *Terrorizing the Kitchen/attempting to bake* Kunikida, when he's not losing bets, with Katai: *Attempting to make Katai look presentable/sleeping*
ELSEWHERE IN THE CITY Nikolai: *Crawling out of a large grave*
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kiqilinn · 1 year
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Part 2
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thepartyishere · 11 days
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kunikidas being invited to the agency but hes putting up a whole fight that they have to let katai join too, and when he's finally done making his argument they're just like... we weren't not going to let him in you didnt have to do all that 😐
it does further solidify his resolve and determination, the president likes it, but it was not necessary
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