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prorevenge · 5 years
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Give away MY cat? I will take "your" land back.
Hello This is NOT my story, I got it from r/entitledbeggarsI just thought it deserves to be here. The original post is by u/kaleidoqueef Thank you.
Recently we moved a neighbor next door has been pretty nice she’s a old lady bout in her 70’s works a library.... her husband is around same age he builds stuff.... nice retired couple till few weeks ago.
Back story when we moved we bought 3 acres of land being young and stupid we didn’t actually know where our land cut off and the property papers didn’t show property lines well... so we thought we had from shed to house but really we had a ton more and we didn’t realize it was ours to mow it .... till the nice neighbors informed us they cut the part of our property we forgot to so their kids and grandkids could play on it .... and that the flower beds and garden on our property was theirs and they were growing seasonings and herbs there and to please not touch them....
I told my husband it seemed weird if that was our land that they would use it when they have 6acres next us to use... and was saying “bet their trying to slowly move property line and since they knew we moved recently and would know where it was they wanted to make us aware they were using some.... he told me I was crazy cause I grew up in a more ghetto area where people moved fences to get more space from each other and shit... anyways fast forward to a few weeks ago!
A stray cat ran thru my yard so I ran out to feed it since it was getting cold out.... the cat was nice and sweet had some cuts I fixed her up and she stuck around so I made her a heated house on my porch and checked her multiple times a day... warmer days she hunted and brought me mice for treats all was well (I had recently lost 3 dogs due to different illnesses and cancer) so she mended my heart a bit I set up a vet visit got her shots and stuff we asked around even to neighbors bout her no one knew but old woman next door said she fed it once and posted it on Facebook boards as a found cat no one claimed it it’s been a week..... so I said if she got a email claiming it let me know but for now I would adopt it. I brought it in introduced it to my other pets and cared for it named it Paul cause the meow sounded like “Paaaaaaaul”
I let her out one night to potty and normally she would run right back in but that night she didn’t and I couldn’t find her so I turned on her house heat and waited a week passed and my husband asked if the old woman saw her she said no.... fast forward week two of missing Paul I go outside in a polar vortex scream and crying for Paul to come home the husband next door is outside watching calls his wife to watch me too.... they watch me dramatically cry for Paul who this point I assume is dead in the snow .....next day husband asks again if they saw Paul they say they gave her away cause we were keeping it in a box under the porch to freeze they said they called it over to their yard the night I left it out to potty and gave it to a friend and that they refused to give it back... cause we killed animals that’s why our dogs died .....
One dog got bloat One dog had a neurological induced coma that cut off oxygen The last one got cancer that spread too fast to stop it....
I blew up, these people used our land and stole our cat and said we killed animals...... so next day off I had I put up trespassing signs.... on property line I dug up her “garden” found out she buried her pets there in our yard in this garden plot so just dumped the dirty and contents back on their property and left it........ she hasn’t fucked with us since.....
Sure it was rude to dump the boxed labeled with pet named on their property but I just didn’t want their dead pets on my property...... cops agreed and fined them for digging on my property and building stuff on my property then found out they did it to the other neighbor on their other side of their property too ..... the fine kept building feel only a little bad for them.
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Celebrities pay tribute to Karl Lagerfeld after Chanel designer's death: 'You made me feel like a princess'
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Karl Lagerfeld was notably absent from two of Chanel’s shows last month in Paris. (Photo: Getty Images)
The Chanel designer died at a French hospital Tuesday morning following a bout of ill health in recent weeks, the French media reports.
Concerns about the German-born designer’s condition arose on Jan. 22, when he missed two of Chanel’s haute couture shows in Paris.
Celebrities and fellow designers are paying tribute to the fashion giant, including Victoria Beckham, first lady Melania Trump, actress Diane Kruger, singer Lily Allen, model Alexa Chung, Italian fashion designer Donatella Versace and celebrity hairdresser Sam McKnight.
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Today the world lost a creative genius. We will miss you Karl! #RIPKarlLagerfeld
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Karl .. too many memories to write … , I THANK YOU , THANK YOU, THANK YOU !!! For taking the chance on 16 year old girl from South London and opening my eyes . May you Rest with Highest 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔🙏🏾@karllagerfeld @chanelofficial @fendi @chloe
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Nothing feels right today..at a loss for words and so heartbroken by the loss of Karl. His humor, wit , love and passion for fashion will live on forever. Thank you for the inspiration that you gave to this world and for all of the hearts that you touched in the process. Every time I saw you it felt like the first time & I will miss your hugs so much. I feel so lucky to have been in your presence. Sending my love to the Lagerfeld family and to all closest to him. I am so sorry. We all love you so much .💔 Rest In Peace KL❤️
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  So incredibly sad to hear this. Karl was a genius and always so kind and generous to me both personally and professionally. RIP 💔x vb
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  You made me feel like a princess. I never quite understood what you saw in me but I am forever grateful for the support that you and Chanel have given me over the last 15 years. Rest In Peace Karl, you were a true genius and will be missed, so much.
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  Dear Karl, it has been an enormous pleasure. I’m honoured to have known you. ❤️
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  Karl…..I cannot tell you how much you meant to me and how much I will miss you ♥️ I will never forget your kindness towards me, your laughs, your imagination ♥️ I came to France see you this week and introduce you to my daughter…I’m heartbroken I was too late ♥️ Rest In Peace, I adore you ♥️
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  Karl your genius touched the lives of so many, especially Gianni and I. We will never forget your incredible talent and endless inspiration. We were always learning from you.
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  Rest in peace, Karl. I remember being so scared to interview you and yet you were in fact incredibly witty and generous. Thank you for inviting me to some of the most glamorous experiences of my life, it was an honour to know you. Oh yeah and thanks for the dry shampoo tip, will always think of you as I powder my wig. ❤️
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We lost a true legend!!!! You were such an inspiration to the world! You shot my first fashion shoot and I was so nervous to work with such an icon! The world is so much chicer because you existed! I am beyond honored to have met you and had the opportunity to work with you. You are so loved and will be so missed 💔
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Dearest Karl, You swooped me off my feet and showed me love and friendship. I am heartbroken. i love you with all my heart. 🌹🌹🌹💝🌹🌹🌹
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Karl, since the day I first walked into your office on rue Chambon you took me under your wing and brought me along on an incredible journey. My first campaign ever was for Chanel, the second for the Karl Lagerfeld brand. We did numerous campaigns and shoots together in the years that followed but the real beauty and luck about this for me was getting to know you, observe you, learn from you, laugh with you, enjoy so many special moments with you. Some of the best ones being from your mansion in the south of France where I stayed with you whenever we worked on a campaign. After long shoot days we would end up in Rampoldi for a feast of wonderful food and wines and you were one of the most delightful dinner dates I’ve ever had, sharing stories about everyone in the restaurant and enjoying the food with such infectious delight that I so appreciated because of my own love of food. Oh the many wonderful meals we shared.. the many stories.. the many late nights sitting with you in your vast library in candlelight with you talking about your childhood, work, books, writers, architects, artists, nature, food, people… everything. You knew everything about everything! I saw you last time at the Chanel show at the MET and I wanted to run out to you on the runway and hug you because I had a feeling.. well, I don’t think you passed away, you were just picked up by a UFO and brought back to the planet you’re from. Because you were as close to a super human that I have ever come across. I will miss you very much and always think of you. You gave me so much.. ❤️❤️❤️ @karllagerfeld @chanelofficial
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Karl … thank you for taking @willowsmith under your wing and teaching her so much. Thank you for  the advice you would give me on my hairstyles and how it was much nicer less extreme😆 You were so kind and that’s a rare find in your industry. I will miss you. You are not only a legend but a deeply gentle, caring soul. Rest in love Karl❤️
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Dearest @karllagerfeld there will never be another like you. Thank you for your incredible contribution to fashion and wit. 💔
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Lagerfeld was creative director of French luxury fashion house Chanel since 1983, and he has become associated with the brand in the same way as founder Coco Chanel herself.
He also worked on his own eponymous label and collaborated with Italian fashion house Fendi since 1965, designing furs, clothing and accessories.
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dragonydreams · 7 years
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Steal the Air - Captain Canary Pump Up the Volume AU
Title: Steal the Air Fandom: DC's Legends of Tomorrow Rating: Teen Pairings/Characters: Sara Lance/Leonard Snart Summary: Leonard Snart is your regular quiet nerdy guy by day, but at night, make sure to catch his Facebook Live posts as the mysterious Captain Cold. Modern Pump Up the Volume AU Timeline: n/a Word Count: 5,142 Disclaimer: I claim no ownership over these characters. I am merely borrowing them from Berlanti Productions, DC Entertainment, and Warner Bros. Television. Betas: Thank you to angelskuuipo and shanachie_quill for looking this over for me. Author's Note 1/Additional Disclaimer: I love the movie "Pump Up the Volume" and thought it would work so well as a Captain Canary story. It's so brilliantly written, that I couldn't bring myself to change many of the words from the film, so much of the text belongs to Allan Moyle and New Line Cinema. Author's Note 2: Written for @ficcingcaptaincanary​'s Movie AU prompt. (Told you I was going to be late with this.) Author's Note 3: Youtube links to songs used in story as you read or listen to playlist for this story on Spotify
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Did you ever get the feeling that everything in America is completely fucked up? You know that feeling that the whole country is like one inch away from saying, 'That's it, forget it.' We live in a world where vigilantes dispense justice in the cities and metahumans rule the streets. And we're expected to survive high school and go out into that crazy world. I can barely think about surviving another day of mediocre education, let alone making it in the "real world". You know what I'm talking about, Starling City. So sit back, relax, and do not adjust your screen because I am Captain Cold and this is live. This is life.
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"Hey, Sin, have you seen this?" Sara asked, sidling up next to her best friend as they headed into Starling City High School.
"What?" Sin asked, taking the cell phone from Sara. She glanced down at the open Facebook app. "Captain Cold? Yeah, I've been watching. You like every one of his posts so I was curious. Who is he?"
"No one knows," Sara said, taking her phone back and pulling up his profile. "The only photo is his profile photo with the huge parka and dark goggles. You can barely see his face."
"Maybe that's the point," Sin said. "He leaves that photo up blocking the camera for the live videos on purpose."
"I know, but he's gotta be a student here. He's as much as said so," Sara pointed out. "I'm gonna find him."
"Good luck with that," Sin said.
~~*~~
Everybody knows that the dice are loaded Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed Everybody knows the war is over Everybody knows the good guys lost Everybody knows the fight was fixed The poor stay poor, the rich get rich That's how it goes Everybody knows - Everybody Knows, by Leonard Cohen
Okay, down to business. I got my Black Jack gum here and I got that feeling, mmm that familiar feeling that something rank is going down up there. Yeah, I can smell it. I can almost taste it. The rankness in the air. It's everywhere. It's running through that old pipeline out there, trickling along the dumb concrete river and coming up the drains of those lovely track homes we all live in. I mean, I don't know. Everywhere I look it seems everything is sold out.
My dad sold out. And my mom sold out years ago when she took off after birthing my sister. And then he went and brought us here, to this this shitty corner of the world. He made me everything I am today, so naturally, I hate the bastard.
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Laurel Lance sat on her bed, laptop open on her outstretched legs as she watched Captain Cold's live feed. She muted the video as her dad came into the room.
"I don't know how you get perfect grades when you're on that thing all hours of the night." Laurel felt like her smile was more of a grimace. "Don't forget that your Harvard interview is tomorrow. Don't want you looking tired. Good night, Sweetheart."
She kept the smile plastered on her face until her dad had closed her bedroom door before unmuting the video almost violently.
She didn't know why, but this Captain Cold seemed to understand her in a way her father never would.
~~*~~
I'm getting a lot of comments and private messages here. 'Dear Captain Cold, my boyfriend's giving me the cold shoulder. How do I show him that I really love him?' Why do you keep asking me for love advice? Do I seem like I have a lot of experience with relationships? If I had a girlfriend I'd be making out with her instead of talking to all you lonely freaks. 'Dear Captain, I think you're full of crap. High school isn't as bad as you make it out to be. Cheer up, buddy.' Well, you may be one of the few teenagers who doesn't hate high school, but let me tell you something, you're in the minority. You wanna know why I'm not "cheery"? I just got dragged to this dumb city. I don't have any friends, no money of my own, no car, and oh yeah, no license. I don't know what good a license would do since there's nothing to do here anyway.
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Leonard Snart hesitantly went up to the librarian's desk in the school library, handing over the book he was returning to the cute blonde girl who was working at the desk.
"Hi," she greeted him.
"Hi," he automatically responded, adjusting his glasses.
"You're in my writing class, right?" she asked.
Leonard really wished the teacher hadn't read from his paper in today's class, drawing this girl's attention to him. Pretty girls like her made him nervous. "Uh huh."
"I like Mrs. Smoak. She's quirky." She turned away to look at his check out slip. "Now you're in trouble!" She paused dramatically. "You owe me twenty-five cents. 'How To Talk Dirty And Influence People' by Lenny Bruce. Who's he? Any good?"
Leonard shifted uncomfortably as he dug a quarter out of his pocket and handed it to her. "He's all right."
"Talk a lot?" Sara teased.
"Not too much, no," Leonard responded, making his retreat.
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Sara pulled out a school newspaper with pictures of all the senior class in it as she watched the quiet new guy practically run from the library. She found his photo and circled it, then crossed it out. "Cute, but no way," she mused.
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Curtain’s call Is the last of all When the lights fade out All the sinners crawl
So they dug your grave And the masquerade Will come calling out At the mess you've made
Don't wanna let you down But I am hell bound Though this is all for you Don't wanna hide the truth
No matter what we breed We still are made of greed This is my kingdom come This is my kingdom come - Demons, by Imagine Dragons
Guess who? It's ten o'clock; do you care where your parents are? After all, it's a jungle out there. I don't know. Everywhere I look it seems that someone's getting butt surfed by the system. Parents are always talking about the system, and the sixties and how cool it was. I hate the sixties, I hate school, I hate principals, I hate vice principals! But my true pure refined hatred is reserved for guidance counsellors. Captain Cold just happens to have in his very hands a copy of a memo written by Mr. Slade Wilson, guidance counselor extraordinaire to one Miss Amanda Waller, high school principal. "I found Miranda un-remorseful about her current condition." Bastard can't even say she's knocked up. "And she's unwilling to minimize its effect on the morals of the student population." Guidance counsellors! If they knew anything about career moves would they have ended up as guidance counsellors?
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Carter Hall was sitting in front of his computer, Captain Cold's livestream open in one window with a blank Word doc open in another.
He hastily muted his computer as his mom knocked on the open door. "Carter have you finished your homework yet?"
"Yes," he somberly answered.
"Your father and I are downstairs, why don't you come and join us for once," she implored.
"No," Carter refused.
"Okay, Carter, have it your way," she said, sadly.
"Thanks," Carter said as she retreated.
Carter unmuted his computer as he typed: Dear Captain Cold, do you think I should kill myself?
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I took the pistol and I shot out all the lights I started running in the middle of the night The law ain't never been a friend of mine I would kill again to keep from doing time You should never ever trust my kind
I'm a wanted man I got blood on my hands Do you understand I'm a wanted man - I'm a Wanted Man, by Royal Deluxe
Send me your most pathetic moment, your most anything, as long as it's real. I mean I want the size, the shape, the feel, the smell. I want blood, sweat, and tears in these messages. I want brains and ectoplasm all over them. Hallelujah! And now, all my chilly listeners, get comfy because my White Canary is back. "Come in. Every night you enter me like a criminal. You break into my brain, but you're no ordinary criminal. You put your feet up, you drink your mug of hot chocolate, you start to party, you turn up my stereo. Songs I've never heard, but I move anyway. You get me crazy, I say 'Do it.' I don't care what, just do it. Jam me, jack me, push me, pull me -talk hard!" I like that. Talk Hard. I like the idea that a voice can just go somewhere uninvited and just kind of hang out like a dirty thought in a nice clean mind. To me a thought is like a virus. You know, it can just kill all the healthy thoughts and just take over. That would be serious.
Sara was lying on her bed, listening to Captain Cold read her message for all the world to hear. "That would be totally serious," she agreed.
I know all of my chilly listeners would love it if I would just call up the pretty bird lady. But no! Because she never encloses her number.
Sara laughed. "Tough luck, creepoid."
She's probably a lot like me, a legend in her own mind. But you know what, I bet in real life she's probably not that wild. I bet she's kind of shy like so many of us who briskly walk the halls, pretending to be late for some class, pretending to be distracted. Hey, poetry lady, are you really this cool? Are you out there? Are you listening?
"I'm always out here," Sara promised.
I feel like I know you, and yet… we'll never meet. Ah, so be it. I don't know; drugs are out, sex is out, politics are out, everything is on hold. I mean we definitely need something new. We just keep waiting for some new voice to come out of somewhere and just say, "Hey, wait a minute, what is wrong with this picture?" Well maybe this is the answer to everything, wouldn't that be nice, huh? "Dear Captain Cold, do you think I should kill myself?" Great! Signed, "I'm Serious." And of course there is a number here. Hello, Serious?
Carter Hall took a deep breath and answered his phone. "Yeah?"
"Are you okay?" Captain Cold asked.
"Yep," Carter answered.
"I guess what I'm asking is how serious are you? How are you going to do it?" Captain Cold asked.
"I'm gonna blow my fucking head off," Carter responded.
"Oh! Well, do you have a gun?" Captain Cold asked.
"No, I'm going to use my finger, genius," Carter said, sarcastically.
"All right. So where is this gonna take place, huh?"
"Right here," Carter said.
"Where is this alleged gun? Do you have it with you? Did you at least write a note? You have a reason, don't you? You're not going to be one of those people who kills themselves and nobody has any idea of why they did it? Hey, that's why we need a note, pal!" Captain Cold cajoled.
"I'm all alone," Carter admitted.
"No, hey, look, maybe it's okay to be alone sometimes, everybody's alone," Captain Cold insisted.
"You're not," Carter said.
"I didn't talk to one person today, not- not counting teachers. I sit alone every day you know, sitting in the stairwell eating my lunch, reading a book. What about you?"
Carter hung up the phone. His mind was already made up. He loaded the gun.
I hate that, now I'm depressed. Now I feel like killing myself, but luckily I'm too depressed to bother. Great! Straight to voicemail. Rejected again, that's okay I'm used to it, terminal loneliness. People always think they know who a person is but they're always wrong. Most parents have no idea. It's just that mine had me tested because I sit alone in my room alone, naked, wearing only a cock ring, heh heh! I mean it really bugs me, everyone knows what a person should be, who cares how I should be! You know, in real life I could be that anonymous nerd sitting across from you in Chem. Lab, staring at you so hard, you turn around, he tries to smile, but the smile just comes out all wrong. You just think how pathetic, then he just looks away and never looks back at you again. Well, hey, who cares, that's my motto. Well, sleep tight, Miranda, sleep tight, White Canary, sleep tight, Mr. Serious. Maybe you'll feel better tomorrow.
Sara went to the paper she had taped to the wall of what she knew about Captain Cold so far. She wrote down that he ate lunch on the stairs reading a book.
She had a pretty good idea where to go look now.
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Leonard was sitting outside with an open book and his lunch the next day, like he did every day.
The pretty girl from the library skipped down the stairs and stopped in front of him. "Hi, got a stick of gum?" She grabbed the package out of his shirt pocket, triumphantly. "Black Jack! My name's Sara, what's yours?"
"Leonard."
"Leonard," she repeated. "Well, hi, Leonard."
"Hi," Leonard said, marking his place in his book and closing it.
"Listen, I was gonna cut fourth period, do you wanna join me in the art supply room?" Sara asked.
"Er, no, I can't, got to go, sorry," Leonard said, awkwardly getting to his feet and practically running off.
"Sorry!" Sara called after him. "Maybe next time."
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Mrs. Smoak was somber as she got the class's attention. "I have some very upsetting news. Last night one of our students, Carter Hall, took his own life. For those of you who knew him, there will be a memorial service at Dempsey Hall on Friday. I know it hurts, it's painful to lose someone."
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Leonard found a quiet corner on campus and pulled out his phone. He opened Captain Cold's Facebook account and read the newest message from White Canary aloud, to himself. "You're the voice crying out in the wilderness, you're the voice that makes my brain burn and makes my guts go gooey. Yeah, you gut me, my insides spill out on your altar and tell the future, my steaming gleaming guts spill out your nature. I know you, not your name, but your game. I know the true you, come to me or I'll come to you."
"So you are him," Sara exclaimed from behind Leonard, causing him to jump. "Don't worry I'm not going to bust you or anything. Aren't you going to ask who I am?"
"No, I don't think so. No!" Leonard said.
"I'm the White Canary!" She boasted. "You don't believe me." She grabbed his phone and quoted without looking at the screen, "'I know you, not your name, but your game. I know the true you, come to me or I'll come to you.' Hey, relax, I'm not really like that, except when I am."
Leonard tried to get away from her, still upset from learning about Carter's suicide. "Look, I really can't handle this right now, okay?"
Sara looked at him sympathetically, as if she could read his mind. "Look, it's not your fault. I was listening last night. I didn't think he'd go through with it."
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You're free to do what you want You never thought of consequences You created your own little world Where you could always be different
A place where the rules do not apply You could never be denied You took advantage of a good think Now the void you filled is empty
Put the mask back on Put the mask back on Don't take it off 'til everybody's gone
Put the mask back on Put the mask back on No disguise has ever lasted so long - Cover Up, by Trapt
You see I never planned it like this. I set up this account to talk to my old friends, but they didn't know to look for me under this handle. I thought I was talking to nobody. I imagined that nobody was listening. Maybe I imagined one person out there. Anyway one day I woke up and I realized I was never going to be normal and so I said fuck it, I said so be it and Captain Cold was born. I never meant to hurt anyone, honestly, I never meant to hurt anyone. I'm sorry, Carter. I never said, "Don't do it." I'm sorry. Um, anyway I'm done, stick a fork in me it's been grand. This is Captain Cold saying sayonara, over and out.
Sara sat staring at her computer as the video ended. "Come on, you can't do this," she told the screen.
Laurel shook her phone in the bedroom next to Sara's. "This is a joke right?"
"C'mon, Captain baby, don't stiff," Mick, Sin's boyfriend, complained as they watched together.
Leonard Snart paced around his bedroom, staring at his computer equipment. "What am I doing? Fuck It!" He sat back down and queued up a new video session.
You hear about some kid who did something stupid, something desperate. What possessed him? How could he do such a terrible thing? It's really quite simple, actually. Consider the life of a teenager. You have parents and teachers telling you what to do. You have movies, magazines, and TV telling you what to do. But you know what you have to do. Your job, your purpose, is to get accepted, get a cute girlfriend, and think up something great to do with the rest of your life. What if you're confused and can't imagine a career? What if you're funny looking and you can't get a girlfriend? You see no one wants to hear it, but the terrible secret is that being young is sometimes less fun than being dead.
"This is great, he's making it worse," the reporter commented to his cameraman outside the high school the kid who'd killed himself had attended. Whoever this guy was behind the parka and goggles, he'd made an impression. Whether that impression was good or bad, remained to be seen. What would get better ratings?
Suicide is wrong, but the interesting thing about it is how uncomplicated it seems. There you are, you got all these problems swarming around your brain, and here is one simple, one incredibly simple solution. I'm just surprised it doesn't happen every day around here. Now, now they're going to say I said offing yourself is simple, but no, no, no, no, it's not simple. It's like everything else, you have to read the fine print. For instance, assuming there is a heaven who would ever wanna go there, you know? I mean think about it, sitting on this cloud, you know it's nice, it's quiet, there's no teachers, there's no parents, but guess what? There's nothing to do! Fucking boring. Another thing to remember about suicide is that it is not a pretty picture. First of all, you shit your shorts, you know. So, there you are, dead, people are weeping over you, crying, girls you never spoke to are saying, "Why? Why? Why?" and you have a load in your shorts! That's the way I see it. Sue me. Now, they're saying I shouldn't think stuff like this. They're saying something is wrong with me, that I should be ashamed. Well, I'm sick of being ashamed. Aren't you?
"Sick to death!" Laurel agreed.
I don't mind being dejected and rejected, but I'm not going to be ashamed about it.
"Hallelujah," Sara called out.
At least pain is real. You look around and you see nothing is real, but the pain is real. You know, even this show isn't real. This isn't me; I'm using a voice disguiser. I'm a phony fuck just like my dad, just like anybody. You see, the real me is just as worried as the rest of you. They say I'm disturbed, well, of course, I'm disturbed. I mean we're all disturbed, and if we're not, why not? Doesn't this blend of blindness and blandness want to make you do something crazy? Then why not do something crazy? It makes a hell of a lot more sense than blowing your fucking brains out, you know. Go nuts, go crazy, get creative! You got problems? You just chuck 'em, nuke 'em! They think you're moody? Make 'em think you're crazy, make 'em think you might snap! They think you got attitude? You show 'em some real attitude! Come on, go nuts, get crazy. Hey no more Mr. Nice Guy! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, oh god!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, oh yes.
We're all excited But we don't know why Maybe it's cause We're all gonna die
And when we do (When we do) What's it all for (What's it all for) You better live now Before the grim reaper come knocking on your door
Tell me, are we gonna let de-elevator bring us down? Oh, no let's go!
Let's go crazy Let's get nuts Look for the purple banana Until they put us in the truck, let's go! - Let’s Go Crazy, by Prince
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Laurel Lance took Captain Cold's words to heart. She grabbed her ribbons and trophies - symbols of her academic achievement, of her so-called perfect life, and carried them down to the kitchen where she stuffed them in the microwave. Just before she slammed the door closed, she ripped off her stupid pearls and tossed them in, too. She punched something into the timer and watched in fascination as the items slowly spun around until the microwave exploded, spitting debris hit her in the face, knocking her out.
The explosion drew Sara out of her bedroom and down the stairs where she found her sister unconscious on the floor. She looked around, bewildered, until she saw the microwave and she burst out laughing.
"You tell 'em, Captain Cold," she muttered, reaching for her phone to call an ambulance.
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The next day, Leonard watched as students rearranged the cards on the notice boards to spell out STAY COLD and hung signs that said THE TRUTH IS A VIRUS. Some of the teachers were running around freaking out, trying to get it all down. Others thought it was about time someone made a stand.
Sara tracked down Leonard and got him alone in the art room. "So, I don't know if you know this, but my sister is the perfect Laurel Lance." Leonard shook his head to indicate that he had not known this. "So, last night she burned up all her shit right after you suggested it, in our kitchen! Oh, her precious pearls were flying like bullets. Dad was un-thrilled."
Leonard ran a hand over his closely shorn hair. "This is out of control."
"Yeess!" Sara emphatically agreed, grinning maniacally.
"That's it, it's over. I just hope it isn't too late," Leonard said.
"Leonard!" Sara called after him as he ran away, again.
"Just leave me alone, okay, please?" he called back over his shoulder.
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Leonard allowed his dad to drag him to the PTA meeting at the school. He slumped down in his chair as Principal Waller tried to conduct regular business when all the parents wanted to do was talk about him. Well, Captain Cold. He sat up straighter as Laurel Lance walked up on the dais.
"My name is Laurel Lance and I have something to say to you people. People are saying that Captain Cold is introducing bad things and encouraging bad things. But it seems to me that these things were already here. My god, why don't you people listen? He's trying to tell you something is wrong with this school. Half the people that are here are on a probation of some kind. We are all really scared to be who we really are. I am not perfect. I've just been going through the motions of being perfect, and inside I'm screaming."
"Laurel, you were a model student," Waller said, disappointment evident in her voice.
Leonard made a hasty retreat after Laurel left. This was all getting to be too much.
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Leonard stood leaning against the wall outside the sliding door of his basement bedroom, deleting messages for Captain Cold on his phone.
"Hi! What are you doing? You having fun?" Sara asked as she approached him.
"Yeah," Leonard said, absently.
"Hey, look, I took some of these off the wall for you. I mistakenly thought you might want them," she said, thrusting some handmade signs at him.
"Thanks," Leonard said, letting them fall to the ground.
"So I guess you're not going on tonight," Sara commented after a few minutes of silence.
"Brilliant," Leonard drawled, pushing off the wall and going back into his room.
Sara huffed, following him. "Is this all just a game to you? You know you can't just shout 'fire' in a theatre and then walk out. You have a responsibility for the people who believe in you. What is this? C'mon say something, say anything. Open your mouth and say, 'Get the hell out of here bitch.'"
"I can't," Leonard said.
"You can't what?" Sara demanded.
"I can't talk," Leonard ground out.
Sara snorted. "Sure you can talk."
"I can't talk to you," he clarified. He let out a noise of frustration as he sat in front of his computer, put on his headset, and opened Facebook.
I got a message from this guy who's got a problem, he can't talk. I mean he can talk, but never when he wants to, not to girls, not to people. He just opened up his mouth and nothing came out. And this jerk finds somebody that he likes, which is probably the worst thing to happen to a person who can't talk. So, I don't know what to tell this guy because lately every time I give out advice the fit hits the shan. So, I don't know, maybe the best thing to do is just turn around and face the music and try to talk.
Leonard turned around to talk to Sara but she's gone.
"Leo," Lewis called, knocking on the door.
"Coming," Leonard called back, pausing the video and turning off the monitor.
"Leo, it's just me. I wanna come in for a minute," Lewis said, turning the locked doorknob.
"Yeah, just give me a second here, two seconds," Leonard said, taking off the headset and hiding it under a dirty tee-shirt.
"Open the goddamn door," Lewis shouted.
"On my way," Leonard said, checking the room one last time before yanking the door open.
"I have been out there for two minutes, what the hell are you doing in here?" Lewis demanded, looking for evidence of drugs or alcohol. Or a Facebook video.
"I was just reading," Leonard said, gesturing to the book on his desk.
"Oh c'mon, Leo, I heard you. I heard you talking," Lewis said.
"I was reading aloud," Leonard quickly said.
"Oh c'mon, do you really expect me to believe that?"
"Okay, I'll tell you the truth," Leonard said, not sure what he was going to say.
"He was talking to me," Sara said, popping up from behind the loveseat. "Hi, I'm Sara Lance."
"Nice to meet you," Lewis said, stunned. "How do you do?"
"I was afraid you would be mad at me for disturbing Leonard's homework," Sara said.
"You don't know how happy I am to meet you," Lewis said, looking at his son with new appreciation.
"Listen, I've got to go, but it was really nice to have met you. Bye, Leonard," Sara said, taking a step towards the sliding door.
"No, you don't have to go. Leo, she doesn't have to go," Lewis said.
"Bye now, see you tomorrow," Sara said with a wink to Leonard as she slipped outside.
"You've been a bad dog, haven't you?" Lewis said, punching his son lightly on the arm. "You know, for a second there I thought you were that crazy Facebook character they've been talking about on the news."
"Maybe he's not that crazy, Dad," Leonard suggested.
"Right! Very funny. Go get her, go on. That's my idea of homework," Lewis cajoled.
After his dad left, Leonard got his microphone back on and resumed his session.
Sorry about that, folks, technical difficulties. Let's see who we have out there tonight. The usual band of teenage malcontents. I certainly hope so, because Captain Cold is feeling kind of rude tonight.
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Let's go out in flames so everyone knows who we are 'Cause these city walls never knew that we'd make it this far We've become echoes, but echoes are fading away So let's dance like two shadows, burning out a glory day
Devil's on your shoulder Strangers in your head As if you don't remember As if you can forget It's only been a moment It's only been a lifetime But tonight you're a stranger Some silhouette - Silhouette, by Aquilo
After Leonard put on the song he went outside to get some air. It had been a surreal night so far. He'd called Mr. Wilson again and was informed that his phone was being traced. Too bad for the cops that it was a burner phone. They could triangulate his signal, but not to his specific address, especially once he removed the battery and sim card from the phone.
He wasn't surprised that Sara was out there, listening to his cast on her phone.
"It's okay, you don't have to talk, you don't have to say anything and you don't have to do anything, unless you want to," she said, approaching him slowly.
"You're so different," Leonard said. "I mean, you're so fearless. I wish I could be like you."
"You are," Sara said, stepping close to him. They're so close but still not touching. Swaying together in the warm breeze. Almost dancing.
"I wish I could say things to you," Leonard said, raising a hand to hover over her cheek before lowering it.
"You do," Sara said, so earnestly. She grabbed his hand and placed it over her heart.
"Everything's so strange," Leonard whispered, his fingers flexing against her shirt.
"Yeah," Sara agreed, her breath hitching at their nearness.
"Maybe we're just crazy," Leonard said, meeting her eyes.
"So be it," Sara said, rising on her toes and pressing her lips to his.
Leonard wrapped his free arm around her back, pulling Sara closer as she wound her arms around his neck. The kiss was clumsy, messy, all teeth and hard lips, but neither cared. They paused, panting for breath before coming together again in a much more satisfying kiss.
"So be it," Leonard whispered against her lips.
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Fashion’s most prestigious night has come and gone, and although we’re still trying to collect our thoughts, we’re breaking down the 2019 MET Gala’s biggest moments, right here, right now!
What’s up guys, it’s Emile Ennis Jr. back here on Clevver News, and you know how the saying goes to ‘save the best for last?’ Yeah, no, not today. Celebs SHOWED UP during tonight’s ‘Camp’-themed MET Gala, and I can’t possibly save the best for last when Zendaya actually brought me to tears dressed as THE bell of the ball.
With the help of some unknown fairy godmother and the stroke of a wand, Z’s Cinderella-inspired gown lit up and stole the show. Then again, do we ever expect anything less from this goddess? I’ll wait.
As we take a turn from fairytale to literal nightmare, actor and MET Gala master Ezra Miller donned, like, 12 pairs of eyeballs, complete with a pinstripe suit and I’m almost positive I’ve had nightmares about this same creature coming out from under my bed.
And then there was that time Lady Gaga and her sea urchin eye lashes AND FOUR outfit changes basically won the MET Gala. As the co-host of this year’s event, one of Gaga’s getups resembled that of a giant pink parachute, but it was THIS look that turned all the heads. The Grammy winner stripped down into a bedazzled black bikini and her signature platform heels, along with a wagon that showcased her pink Joanne cowboy hats.
Billy Porter made one of the most memorable grand entrances of the night. Seriously though, you know you’ve made it when you look like an actual trophy while being carried into an event by a squad of six shirtless dudes. EXTRA in all the best ways…
I’d also like to take a second and give a shoutout to Jared Leto, his beautiful head of hair, and his second beautiful head of hair. No I didn’t stutter, and yes you heard that correctly – Jared Leto accessorized his godly MET Gala wardrobe with a replica of his own head. I’m all out of questions and concerns – at this point, I just want to know where I can get my own head cloned.
And finally, there’s always gotta be at least one celeb who steals the show (AKA Twitter), and that goes to Celine Dion who has officially been dubbed the Meme Queen of 2019. The music legend stunned in a beautiful fringe gown, but it was her headpiece that inspired a wave of different items all thanks to the Twittersphere. Behold a dandelion, a pasta noodle rack, Hela of Thor, Yzma from The Emporer’s New Groove, a head scratcher thingy, many other household items… trust me, the list could go on, but we are LIVING.
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This month has seen further activism. For example, Quartz reports on the revival of 'Craftivism' (coined from the AIDS quilt in the '80s) with Americans using product to voice their disquiet. Brands are joining-in, adidas Outdoor and Patagonia are rallying against a potential executive order that would shrink federally protected lands. Reformation is opening their factories to highlight the importance of migrant workers to the industry. Spotify created 'I'm With The Banned' featuring artists from the six countries targeted by President Trump's travel ban. Elsewhere, American Eagle Outfitters released a denim hijab. A slew of companies - including Facebook and Google - combined on July 12th for a 'day of action' to support net neutrality; brought to prominence John Oliver. There could be more! Tech Talk
A funny month for Snap. Firstly, 'Game of Thrones' reminded everyone of Snapchat's ability to engage by creating a selfie lens, which received 122m impressions. (By comparison, 16.1m people watched the show's premiere.) Next came the unlikeliest of heroes... a hotdog. Not only was the tiny dancer a huge success, but because it uses 'World Lens' it moves with the camera and is being seen as an important step for AR. Sadly, these two could not prevent the share price dropping significantly, with early investors offloading previously ring-fenced stock as soon as they could.Facebook is building a 'village' for employees near their Menlo Park HQ, where average monthly rent has tripled to $3,349 since 2011. There are now Groups for Pages; this represents a pivot from open forums to a recognition that people often like things that their friends do not (like political parties). A paywall subscription service for newspapers and journals has been mooted; publishers can promote 10 freemium articles and take a fee for further reading. Facebook made $9.16bn in ad revenue during Q2, so ads are coming to Messenger.Also in Q2, 1m US users quit Twitter. The social network is trying to combat trolls by letting people mute non-followers yet they are also about launch a $99 per month service that selects tweets from your feed and promotes them to non-followers. Prime Time
It was Amazon's annual price-slashing 'Prime Day' on 12th July. Sales were +60% on last year, yet its real purpose is to get people into the Prime ecosystem because members spend $1,300 annually vs. $700 for non-subscribers. (This is a great article explaining the value of customer networks.) Amazingly, there appears to have been a halo effect, with nationwide digital sales lifting +44%; well, if you can't beat them, join them. Not everyone was impressed though: according to Priceblink 40% of the deals were Amazon exclusives, 20% were available cheaper elsewhere, and of the remaining 40%, Amazon was cheaper by just 18%. Their Blue Apron-style meals service is live. (Online groceries is expected to be a $29bn industry by 2021.) Moving on, people can now pay for TGI Friday meals via 'Pay Places' on the Amazon app (rather than by cash). Also new to the app is a pinboard / sharing element called 'Spark'. Open to Prime members, it is being seen as a threat to Pinterest but will likely be used for P2P direct recommendations. Do not rule out a consumer affiliate scheme either (see 'Enthusiasts'). Also, news of a messaging app - 'Anytime' - which looks like Facebook Messenger + Venmo hybrid! Lastly, their new accessories line 'The Fix' launched - there are around 50 pieces ranging from $49 - $150. Small But Important 
Buzzfeed's 'One Top' is go! A Bluetooth-enabled cooker, it connects to the publisher's recipe library and can prompt chefs to complete actions.
Brandless is very Gen Z: branding has been removed from products to reduce prices; it is fair trade; and makes a donation to Feeding America with each product bought. 
The Republicans have given-up on the Border Adjustment Tax, which would have imposed hefty levies on imported goods. 
Michael Kors will buy Jimmy Choo for $1.2bn. The move is designed to diversify the portfolio and target menswear. 
Everlane is opening their first store - in San Francisco. Netflix: 5.2m members added in Q2 but $400m in lost revenue loss due to password sharing. 
eBay is embracing AI - users can upload an image or URL of an object and the auction site will search for similar items. 
Meet the lady behind Nike's 'Back To The Future' sneaker. 
A connected home device called New Mexico police when it interpreted a man's rage towards his partner 'Did you call the sheriffs?' as a command. 
 The popular game 'Cards Against Humanity' highlighted gender inequality with a tongue-in-cheek '...For Her' version: "It's exactly the same as the original Cards Against Humanity game, but the box is pink and it costs $5 more." Many took the bait despite the sarcastic website. 
Honolulu is the the first US city to ban people from looking at their phone whilst crossing the road. Fines range from $15 - $99! 
Uber will soon introduce a $15 flat-fee for a driver to return a bag that has been left in the back seat. Steep or reasonable regulation? 
Vulture claimed that Spotify might be making-up fake songs to bolster playlists and reduce royalties. This is a blow, given that 'curated' playlists have been a cornerstone of their recent success. 
Under Armour is enlisting A$AP Rocky to boost its lifestyle range. They also have an intriguing new campaign - 'Unlike Any' - featuring ballet dancer, Misty Copeland and taekwondo champion Zoe Zhang, amongst others. It represents a return to athletes. 
K-Swiss is eschewing sporting prowess to focus on 'the greatest era of entrepreneurs'. Is it a bit boring? Decide for yourself. 
 Puma are also partnering with a businessman, albeit J-Zay, for his 4:44 tour. Old Navy have turned to Pharrell for back to school. 
 Reebok reacted to President Trump's remark about Emmanuel Macron's physique by publishing a flow chart explaining when it was appropriate to make such a comment.
Lyft recognised that people were pit-stopping at Taco Bell, so for two weeks they offered 'Taco Mode' whereby passengers could ride to the nearest location - visualised on the map as a taco, naturally.   
Target is to test curb-side pick-up again (where an assistant brings goods to your car). This drives down last mile delivery costs and, crucially, follows a 'storEcommerce' model that many predict 
Amazon will attempt with Whole Foods. Coca-Cola has recorded 1000s of jingles about the names on their bottles - check yours here! 
Talking of, sad times: Coke Zero will disappear; Adobe is killing Flash; and Microsoft Paint's future looks uncertain (despite an outpouring). 
A new trend - fast food fashion: KFC have a clothing range and an eCommerce site, yes, really. And McDonald's celebrated their UberEats partnership with a capsule collection. 
One third of millennials read their partner's texts or emails without their permission research has shown. 
And finally! A Wisconsin company is proposing to insert microchips into employees that automatically log in to computers, open locked doors, and activate vending machines. Some have questioned the long-term health implications; everyone else thinks it is crazy. 
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Woah for an internet article this goes all over the place... from why people think of Jane Austen novels as women's novels, to what the adaptations have done to contribute to this, to why the focus on Mr Darcy and a certain version of him at that *cough*, and back again.... (for the record all my friends who are Jane Austen fans are just as fond of Colonel Brandon or Captain Wentworth or the Rev. Henry Tilney... and I certainly know who Jennifer Ehle is as I go crazy whenever I see her in anything else because she is fab!)
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