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emiko-matsui · 10 months

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I want to be an Emily but I know that I am a Murph

#me n murph 🤞🏼#when he said YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO ME WHILE WERE DRINKING ENERGY DRINKS ALL MY WORST QUALITIES ARE HEIGHTENED AND IM GONNA FREAK OUT #i felt that #in my fucking soul #brian murphy #emily axford #dimension 20 #d20 #not another dnd podcast #naddpod #axmurph

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snakeenthusiast · 1 month

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i hate them so much(affectionate)

take two at posting this because im a moron who doesn't know how to work tumblr

#marble hornets #art #drawing #fanart #creepypasta #fan art #brian thomas #marble hornets fanart #slenderverse #mh brian #mh hoody #alex kralie #brilex #mh hoodie #alex kralie your worst crime was being a pretentious film student ily #my art

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figsandphiltatos · 2 months

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the raw power of gorgug and kristen synchronized second hand embarrassment is unspeakable

#okay i have more clips from this episode #i feel bad because emily and brian aren't in this one but it might be one of The Best in fantasy high #purely because lou is on an absolute TEAR #everything he does is fucking astoundingly funny in this episode #like he is on fire for real #god i love fabian he's THE WORST #his character growth in this season alone is astounding like in junior year he's sooo much better at just. not being selfish lol #love this guy love his fucked up family dynamic where his parents try to fight him to the death all the time #love the idea of being raised in a family where emotional vulnerability is almost always substituted for violence #i'm normal about him #fabian seacaster #kristen applebees #gorgug thistlespring #fantasy high #fantasy high sophomore year

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itsgonnagetinspiringsoon · 2 months

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Which 'Brennan narrating a horrific moment in neverafter' are you today

#dimension 20 #brennan lee mulligan #neverafter #siobhan thompson #ally beardsley #lou wilson #zac oyama #brian murphy #emily axford #d20 #guess the scene it's the worst one I've encountered thus far #these are actually all from the same scene #tag yourself I'm zac and murph

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dearlystars · 5 months

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brian pasternack has rizz so deep in the negatives that it somehow manages to wrap back around to somehow someway ungodly mountains of the stuff. he falls flat on his face trying to get into the elevator and half the office that's still coherent enough to think has the "ohhh i can't not fuck him" panel from neil cicierega's hit comic ariel needs legs flash in their mind so fast and repetitively that at least two of them might enter an epileptic episode because of it

#property of ruf #yuppie psycho #parsnip #he doesn't even want it either #he tries to go five seconds without doing something so painstakingly stupid that it winds up being charming #and he still manages to fuck up doing literally nothing and then like the entire breakroom is swarming his ass #brian pasternack unwilling center of the world's worst polycule

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18catsreading · 6 months

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Ally: my acrobatics is negative three

Brennan: oh no no no. Oh no no no. We liked to ask Brennan for cool things. [Forcing Ally to go through with their ribbon dance shenanigans]

All chanting: jump jump jump jump jump

17 -3= 14

Brennan: so you leap out the window. Now, I want Ally to look at me. And you tell me, do you feel like a 14 is a high enough roll for your character to use a dance ribbon to fly? Bearing in mind that if I say yes now I have to say yes every other time you want to do this.

Ally: yea, definitely. I think 14 it's above average, um.

Brennan: don't pay any attention to this noise [so many dice rattling]

Murph: you guys just see the most insane things. See Kristen just go like this [mimics ribbon dancing]

Ally: I'm not trying to like FLY

Brennan: sure you're just trying to descend.

Ally: I'm just trying to like, I'm trying to grapple. It's like a grappling hook

Zac: how many stories is it?

Lou: it's 10

Zac: it's 10 stories?!

Ally: It's o-- is it 10 stories? [Surprised]

Brennan: it's 10 stories

Ally: ok I'm just trying to grapple hook. [Interrupted by Lou's laughing] I'm trying to grapple hook 3 flights down so I can cut off her dad

Zac: yeah, that kind of precision.

Brennan: okay cool. So you're just going to try to nail this. You're going to try to cap this graceful fall at 10 stories

Ally: no, do you understand, like, I'm jumping with the ribbon dancer like this [drawing diagrams in the air] you know, to fly.

Brennan: sure, cool [pulling out the box of doom]

Ally: you know, I don't know if you understand. It's like to fly [vogueing a new diagram]

Brennan: okay, so yea, you're just going to try to go a quick three stories down using a ribbon dance to do that. An ability nowhere on your character sheet.

Ally: the ribbon dancer is written on my character sheet! [Pulling out character sheet]

Brennan nods encouragingly

Murph: you have four dexterity

Brennan: so, here's the thing, I'm going to allow you to avert this because I don't want anyone to say I was cruel or mean or unfair, right? So all I'm gonna ask is this: hit a 14 acrobatics check for me right now. Box of doom.

Ally: another one?!

Brennan: yea, to just, to like Indiana Jones using a ribbon as a bullwhip.

Ally: yea. See. You let Indiana Jones do it, and that's sexist. no one respects femininity in this country. [Rolls the dice in the box of doom, ally's it right on out the side]

Brennan: you Ally'd out of the box of doom, across my lap.

Ally: rolls again.

Brennan: okay, that's a natural 2.

Ally: interesting.

In chorus: so that's a negative one

Emily: I didn't - I really thought this was gonna be one of those crazy Ally moments.

Lou: I didn't want to say it --

Ally: we don't know what the first one landed on though

Siobhan: that's true. The first one is cannon

Brennan: here's your die back

Ally: thank you

Brennan: what happens is this. Kristen, you were like, I have to got to get to the first floor before Angwyn.

Ally: here we go

Brennan: I have great news. You make it to the first floor waaaay before Angwyn does, right? And the reason for that --

Ally: why is that?

Brennan: 16, 23 -- you take --

Ally: can we say the ribbon wraps around me and makes sort of a cushion

Brennan: here is what we are going to say. Kristen to get to the first floor, you take your ribbon, twirl, leap out the window, and take 36 points of damage as you --

Ally: hell yea

Siobhan: absolutely worth it

Brennan: ah! Ah! Ah! And you fucking land on your leg and roll and snap your ankle.

Ally: all right. I do have three points left.

#brennan lee mulligan #dimension 20 #fantasy high: sophmore year #ep 10 the dangerous mind of aelwyn abernant #ally beardsley #lou wilson #siobhan thompson #zac oyama #emily axford #brian murphy #zac with some absolute character assassination: its so funny how often you try to jump on things with the worst dex i have ever seen #i have a ribbon dancer okay? yea. for sure!#you just wouldn't understand some of us are getting more into dance this episode #holy swiss cheesus that was hysterical #everybody in the peanut gallery just losing their shit #ZONE OF TRUTH??? OK CLINT MCELROY

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ventiswampwater · 7 months

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Brian Van Holt as Sergeant Ray Dunbar

BASIC (2003) dir. John McTiernan

#I still had a microwaved copy of this film on my computer so #woe microwaved gifs be upon ye #brian van holt #basic 2003 #filmedit #mine #I feel like bvh signed a contract that says he's only allowed to be in dumbass clown films wherein he looks confused for 85% of the runtime #he's only in the worst media properties known 2 man #words cannot possibly express how much I loathe this fckin movie #but also. he is v tasty scrumptious delicious in it #so. it's a conundrum #neck throat neck. smthn smthn #don't look directly @ me it's Going Thru It Hours

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transjackfairy · 7 months

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if she was a fly id keep her in a jar and cherish her forever. i wouldnt even shake it i promise.

#one of my worst ones boys. enjoy 💋#placebo #brian molko

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bobbinalong · 2 months

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i just cannot stand the way bendis writes. if 40% of the page is covered in speech bubbles, maybe cut down the fucking dialogue, dear god

#i'm reading losh 2019 (and finishing it this time so help me god) and i think it's so far the worst here #nothing is happening! all they do is talk!#i'm on issue 9 and two. TWO. in-universe days have passed #everything feels like set-up and the pay-off is a battle that lasts for a page and a half #do not read this #stare at a white wall instead it's more fun #i also read some of his superman and ac which are. not just as bad but also not good in that regard #i think the only thing of his i read and liked is ultimate spider-man. tho i can't remember why i didn't finish this #maybe he was getting annoying. maybe i just got distracted #either way brian michael bendis might be my new worst enemy

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adamnsey · 1 year

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#one thing about me is that if I've seen a piece of media then I have ALSO seen the bloopers multiple times #@ succession hbo release the bloopers or I swear to GOD #anyways. my fav bloopers are the office bloopers!! they are so funny and all on youtube and I've seen them all like 20 times #followed by community bloopers are super funny #bloopers are especially great when they are for shows that are not at first glance funny #like hannibal bloopers r funny #THE BREAKING BAD BLOOPERS ARE SO GOOD go watch them omg..... brian cranston is so cool it sucks that he plays the worst guy ever #and aaron paul and his relationship is just really sweet #i fucking love bloopers so much and every show/movie should be required by Law to release their bloopers #tell me ur fav bloopers in tags if you've read this far lol :)#succession #the office #community #tv #film #memes #doctor who #mine #spongebob memes #spongebob meme #spongebob squarepants #humour #humor

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em-cosplay42 · 1 year

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Started as joke I made @flowers-all-around-me back in summer I think? And then yea. F it I made update with Tim

And then I was like why not. Let´s make Brian babysit them all! On MJE and all nice, keeping the rest from murdering out planet before concert. And so I present you my work of last few weeks (done in laboratory in between experiments). The Brian babysitting other Mechanisms!

And Aurora of course, but she is far away. Don´t worry, all ropes are long enough to let them have their preferred entertainment reached! And bit thanks to Flowers (already mentioned) and to @brittleskyblue because motivation to do this was required. OWO

#the mechanisms #Em freaking draws #this is one of the worst-best things I have done and I am stupidly proud given the conditions I worked at this #labs are fun and I do enjoy work #but there is only so much I can do before being bored waiting one more hour for PCR to be done and 45-50 minutes for the separation of DNA #Also please appreciate the little shitty as heck details #also the shitty and definitely NOT-OSHA-SAFE-HOLDING of erlenmeyer flask #and the bright green fluid #also I was too lazy to do skin tones beyond Brian because doing this in the app I usedand condition was nightmare and looked awful #also Brian Tim and Marius (and Jonny) are stripped of facial hair. Just look at TS it looks so freaking odd #anyway #nastya rasputina #marius von raum #raphaella la cognizi #jonny d'ville #drumbot brian #ivy alexandria #gunpowder tim #the toy soldier #ashes o'reilly #the starship Aurora #they are all having a time

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snakeenthusiast · 14 days

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they both wear those jeans with the sparkly butts

IF YOU SAW ME POST THIS THE OTHER TWO TIMES NO YOU DIDNT I ACCIDENTALLY POSTED THE POOR QUALITY INSTAGRAM VERSIONS I HATE EVETYJTING

alt version with his other jacket

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sophsun1 · 11 months

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kencoded-kengirl · 9 months

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one of the funniest things about succession ever is that, if asked, the cast will all say that they don’t think any of the characters are good and that none of them deserved to win, but then as whatever interview they’re in goes on, it becomes very very clear that they actually believe the character they play is good and deserved to win

#succession #succession cast #succession hbo #jeremy strong #sarah snook #james cromwell #<<<<< the worst offenders imo #but brian cox and kieran culkin do this too #amperspeaks

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sk-ew · 5 months

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Hey. Hey Tony. Tony?

”I want you to get what you deserve. I’ve wanted it for a long time.”

What the actual fuck does that mean!?

Again, I am so torn between whether I think he wants to fuck him or kill him.

#The best and worst thing about Within the Wires is that its always a one way conversation #I just wish I knew how Brian was reacting to all of this. We know he's looking for Tony but he's still actively listening to the tapes #is it to appease Tony while he searches for him? Or is the search just a curiosity while he is still taking the tapes to heart?#within the wires #wtw s8

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bucksangel · 27 days

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"I'm so glad he didn't get to you" I'M GONNA SCREAM

#this is killing me #legitimately killing me #i wish nothing but the worst for dan and brian #quiet on set #𓆩♡𓆪 angel's thoughts 𓆩♡𓆪

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