Meow

OH MY GODDDDD KITTY GDHSGS <33333333333333

hello kitty

ohohoh the boop snoot look at the little booper snooper

kim. kim is this ur kitty

may i have the name

Cool way to battle artblock: pick a video about cute animals that you like and replicate your fav pictures. Boom. Profit.

My Mexican Black Kingsnake, Remy, named after the X-men character Gambit.

well dang what a cute little booper snooper. i hope he grows up big and strong man.

“Thank you and yea same, we’re still really new to being parents I’m trying my best making sure Deet has the best money can buy and skillful at that I’m still working on getting him to talk, I think he may be holding out one me, aren’t you?”. She chuckled tickling the toddlers side making him laugh and flail about. “I hope it’s soon though hearing a little mama or dada will melt my heart”.

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NAME:

now hector’s the type to never have people in his phone (when he bothers to have one) under their real names, usually they’re descriptive since he remembers faces better than names. while he does remember her name, he still has her under a different name called ‘Cop sugar mama #1′ 

RINGTONE:

hector doesn’t bother with ringtones, especially because he barely has the same phone on him for more than a few weeks. often he just steals phones lmao, uses them for a bit, then wipes them clean to sell on craigslist. we love a thrifty ho! if he did think to set one, it’d probably be Hand on the Pump by Cypress Hill

PICTURE:

hector, unlike the rest of my kids, LOVES to take pictures! his contact photo is one of jordan looking foxy but also irritated with his shit

LAST TEXT RECEIVED:

[ received at 09:34pm ] Hillers? Do you mean hoopers? [ received at 09:42pm ] I do have a job, you know. [ received at 09:51pm ] You stole Carly’s lotion?? [ received at 10:04pm ] Just stay there, I’ll be there soon

LAST TEXT SENT:

[ sent at 09:23pm ] hey can you pick me up outside hillers? they kicked me out and i don’t have money for a cab. i’ll send you nudes. i’m a lonely little boy int he mddle of nowhere and i could die out here. i think i see a coyote just over yonder [ sent at 09:37pm ] girl i don’t know, the fuck is a hoopers anyway. hoopers boopers loopers snoopers ne wayz can youuuuuuu? [ sent at 09:45pm ] r u mad at me because i slept on ur couch and then left in the middle of the night and stole ur roomate’s lotion. mami i can change!!!!! i can CHANGE!! [ sent at 10:01pm ] I HAVE DRY SKIN OKAY. can u pick me up or not foxxxxy  [ sent at 10:09pm ] ugh you’re the fuckin bestsstttttt. marry me right now baby let’s go to fuckin VEGASSSSS

This booper snooper loved my purple jacket and I 🥰🥰

#dog #love #morning #kiss #smiles

fuck it, i have no impulse control >-<;;; 

 here's a super throwback with Shani and Neil backing up Neil's page had me find this gem back from like, 2014 or 2015? ANYWAY have a new n improved sharkie booper snooper who can't smile

When I move out I should get a fuckin snake holy shit

The Secret Love Life of Ermac

Me: (is reading a fanfic tale called "The Talk", while minding her business and sees something that was a bit confusing) Ermac, did you previously hit up on someone prior to meeting my ass in person godbro? There be this gin Lucia that you were with and that story of mind has seen it all...

Ermac: (is making a slightly guilty face while lowering his red and black hood while slightly giggling) Godsis, we don't wanna fucking talk about this... She was my, we mean our girlfriend, that's all... We don't even know that either we won her or that tiger Shokan cunt Kintaro anyhow...

Me: I recall back when I was playing Konquest on Armageddon and saying, "Here kitty, kitty...", to Kint bitchass though...

Ermac: (gets a little concerned and whispers to Nikki) What secret are we telling you now is that place where our girlfriend got auctioned, was The Yellow Bill... Do not utter anyone of this bullshit at all...

Me: (nods her head slightly while whispering back) Okay bruh, I'll keep the secret...

(They didn't notice Bonnie listened to the conversation)

Bonnie: (is trollingly smiling while looking at Nikki and Ermac) Too late, guys, cos I heard that Boonk gang ass bullshit DaeDah be telling, oui?

Ermac: (is blushing in slight rage while binding him) BONNESTOR, SHUT UP...

Bonnie: (body markings pulse quickly in horror)Merde Ermac, calm your ass down, cos the secret's going to be kept tres bon from anyone else, except for all 3 of us...

Ermac: (stops binding him and is a bit flustered) Okay, we'll stop telling the details..

A cute little booper snooper

Little Jeremaiya was a tidbit shy at first, but now he’s just hanging out. Cutest noodle I ever did see.

Day #262: Booper Snooper

boop!

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Made it past Jupiter to Spell Booper and Dipper no Zari Snooper or Snoopy not Snoop Dogg Dog or God

*boops your nose*

Booper dooper let me boop you on da snooper *boops you backs*

/whispers/ booper snooper

*screeches*

*booper boop*

Snooper snoop