so i made a post with my headcanon about Alastor and his drwings...
Great Alastor, the Prophet. He's so proud of himself, look at him
Hazbins and Alastor's drawings. Also Alastor has a shrimp drawing pose
Niffty's getting illustration for her action nc-21 fanfiction from her favorite artist - this girl is now in heaven, and she didn't even need redemption
Find yourself someone who will react on your art the same way Niffty's reacting in Alastor's art...
The real reason why Alastor used to be friends with Vox - tv man liked his drawings.
And this is why their friendship ended - weird, obscure and sometimes fetish requests from Vox... And maybe some other reasons, but it's not about those now
Because I have too much time on my hands I transcribed Vox's screen crawl from this bit of Stayed Gone and it's so funny he's such a LOSER !!! It says:
SO THE RADIO GUY'S BACK. I DON'T THINK YOU NOTICED. I DIDN'T AT FIRST - I WAS TOO BUSY BEING A MUCH MORE INTERESTING AND IMPORTANT PERSON. BUT FUCK IT. NEWS IS SLOW TODAY I GUESS, I'M TOTALLY NOT WORRIED ABOUT THIS GUY AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU BE. I TOTALLY WRECKED HIS SHIT LAST TIME HE TRIED ME. THANK-
susan doesn't have wiki page lol, no colors for her jddlfhskdhsfsk
It's gonna be... bore than one part in between first and last one. Maybe 3, inclusing this. I hope there won't be more.... for something that shouldn't have continuation, this thing has awfully many parts
fire can hurt him while he's moving as a shadow because it's, like, LIGHT. And light and shadows don't mix together very well. Alastor did not know that. Nobody knew (and knows) (he never told susan how much damage she caused).