What your favourite BJHM ship says about you!
Boherb: you obsess over AUs and headcanons
Bobutter: you're a sucker for character foil dynamics and also your favourite ship is probably squidbob
BoJack x Diane: you love relationships where the two character arcs have exact opposite pathways over the course of the story
Diane x Mr Peanutbutter: you believe that there was a way to save their relationship. Also you're probably a Heartstopper fan
Diarolyn: you're me
Diane x Guy: you just want good things for Diane. And honestly, who doesn't?
BoJack x Todd: you're my friend Katie. Also you preferred their relationship at the end of the show
BoJack x Gina: you like relationships based in chemistry and banter, and you also obsess over AUs and headcanons
Princess Carolyn x Ralph: you want the best for PC (and who doesn't)
Princess Carolyn x Judah: PC's was your favourite character arc
Paige and Max: you're autistic
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[ID: The handshake meme with "Boherb" written on one arm and "Fiddauthour" written on the other. On the hands is written "Used to be extremely close in their 20s but then an unfortunate incident tore them apart and separated them for decades". /End ID]
Was thinking about two of my favourite ships and I came to this conclusion.
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Bojack: if pegasus have wings they have 6 limbs
Herb: yeah?
Bojack: so are they arthropodes?
Herb:
Herb, thinking: he is so stupid i cannot not fuck this man
Herb: Yes honey.
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my first ever fanfiction, ay yi yi! the first chapter is kinda short but I promise the other ones will be longer!
its boherb, big fan of the stuff.
tell me if I linked this shit right!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
THE BOHERB/BOJERB DIVIDE CAN EASILY BE FIXED BY PRONOUNCING BOJERB IN A BIG DAY TOMORROW. BETTER HIT THE HAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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I don't care about the job! I did fine, I had a good life. But what I needed then was a friend, and you abandoned me, and I will never forgive you for that.
- Herb Kazzaz
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[ID: A three way venn diagram between Herb Kazzaz, Kelsey Jannings, and Todd Chavez. The details are as follows:
Herb Kazzaz ∩ Kelsey Jannings ∩ Todd Chavez
Betrayed by BoJack
LGBT
So so kind
Mended careers without him
HK ∩ KJ (∩ TC')
Gay
Directed BoJack
Saw great potential in him
Got fired
Refused to reconnect
HK ∩ TC (∩ KJ')
Originally BoJack's best friend
Originally saw the best in him
Dynamic shifted over time
Banter
Said "fuck"
TC ∩ KJ (∩ HK')
Open ended
BoJack actually makes an effort
HK ∩ (KJ ∪ TC)'
Romantic feelings for BoJack
Commits to "fuck" rule
KJ ∩ (HK ∪ TC)'
Never officially stops being friends
Doesn't like BoJack at first
Bitter
TC ∩ (HK ∪ KJ)'
Asexual
Younger than BoJack
Actually closer at the end of the series
/End ID]
Thinking about the links between these three and I made this! I didn't include Diane because although Herb definitely affected their relationship, I consider their dynamic to be fundamentally different to these three.
no I totally don't miss a level maths that's crazy--
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Literally any canonical Boherb scenes:
[ID: A YouTube video called "16 Photos Taken Seconds Before Disaster" /End ID]
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HSKSKSK PLS ITS LIKE 3 AM
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important question:
would herb be a malewife or a husbear?
or is this a binary he cannot be confined by? 🤔
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