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oblivious-nuisance · 3 years

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Heyooo, could I request a headcanons for Dazai and oda who’s s/o is mori’s daughter.

I luv your blog. Stay healthy and happy, thank chuu

awww, i'm blushiing, make sure you take care of yourself as well!! (๑TᴗT๑)♡. sorry for the delay, hope you enjoy this tho :") (also she's loooong okay) it should also be noted that in dazai's beginning i got my inspiration from the ending scene in fight club, along with the song that played in the background during said scene ("where is my mind" – the pixies). happy imagining <3

ꨄ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐅𝐈𝐀 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐒 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐀 𝐒/𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐈'𝐒 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃 **

↳ includes: pm!dazai osamu, oda sakunosuke

warnings: gn!reader, fluff, mentions of suicide (in dazai's case), season 2 (dark era) spoilers (in oda's) so it gets kinda angsty towards the end (i apologise)

↳ part 1 ; part 3

— DAZAI

"oh my, are we getting all shy now, love?" he whispers in your ear as explosions go off around the two of you, debris and iron bars and broken glass falling from the sky as you buried your head further into dazai's neck. "i told you that i would destroy anything and everything if it meant that i could court you, my dear."

the embodiment of "i hate everybody else but you"

i also feel like mori didn't really have a say in this

but he did, however, make bets and secretly plotted it all so that you two would end up together

pfft he just really ships it

since dazai will most likely inherit the title of boss, you just kinda hit the jackpot

expensive dates are a must, my friend

but also some quality alone time, when it's just the two of you

"dazai, father's gonna see this..." you sigh, exasperated, as you're rubbing soothing circles on the bite mark that now graced your shoulder

"and what's the old man gonna do about it, hm? tell ane-san?"

"you're impossible."

the concept of double-suicude hasn't yet passed his youthful mind, but his tendencies still upset you sometimes

"fine, i'll postpone it. for you." he'd whisper in your ear after a particularly rough incident what a dramatic teen i stg

now, onto the spiciest part. his comrades' reactions.

chūya's jaw was on the floor.

"are you mad? you wanna grow out white hairs faster and don't know how to?"

although he's not really fond of the situation (mainly because he feels sorry for you), he just adapts and grows even more attached to the two of you lmao

he's always regarded you as a close confidant, and now even more so (considering the fact that you could handle dazai, and that was no easy task)

oda shrugged and nodded when dazai told him

not too many reactions, but his slightly curious gaze followed your antics and mannerisms the entire night

"well, i can only hope that you'll stop being so reckless now."

"nice try," you couldn't help but huff. "but i don't think that's gonna be the case with this one."

oda just smiled and patted you on the head.

otherwise, he was neutral about it, but, judging by the warm look present in his eyes whenever the two of you would engage in one of your usual heated discussions, you could say that he at least enjoyed your company

deep inside he was so proud of dazai awww (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)

ango politely smiled and bowed in your direction, urging you to do the same thing (you noticed his eyebrow curve slightly upward, but you chose to ignore it)

"i see, so he's the formal guy."

"yup."

"i'm happy to see that you found someone, dazai."

still, the man's eyebrow remained quirked as he studied you throughout the entire time he stayed there

he was looking for resemblances to your father i'm telling you

— ODA

"you're a little menace, you know that?" he smiles as he gently caresses your damp hair, sliding his big hands down the wet skin of your shoulders and slowly massaging them, soothing the sore muscles in the process. "if your father finds out about this, we're screwed." he says nonchalantly, pulling you into his warm chest regardless, savoring the peace that only the cramped and badly lit bathroom could offer

he insists on keeping it low-key

after all, he isn't exactly mori's favourite yk

when he asked you that you keep quiet about it, you couldn't bite back the fact that you're old enough to make decisions on your own and absolutely do not need to give your father any explanations whatsoever

"i understand, love, although it would be quite funny to see you talk to him like that"

"bet."

"please, don't."

although you two behave normally in public (and it's pretty frustrating to some extent), he makes up for it with soft touches and kisses on the forehead when you guys are in the comfort of your home

literally man doesn't take his hands off of you the moment your apartment door is locked

surprisingly, the whole ordeal lasts

a lot

i mean, as long as it could last, considering what happened to oda

and even though the boss found out much later about the you two, a young executive, one port mafia secretary and a bunch of kids were overly curious as to how in the world did sakunosuke oda end up with the forbidden fruit of a criminal organization

when oda told him, dazai was genuinely happy

"my, my, such a risk taker, odasaku. i can see why, though."

he was obviously behaving like his normal self, but somehow softer?

definitely sees you as a parent figure as well, so he asked you if you'd be willing to accompany him on errands and other business he's got to do

good luck with that tho bc he's a handful

ango stayed neutral, as he usually would, but he let you take photos with his fancy camera, so you could say that he felt comfortable enough in your presence

"it's good to see that you still got some nerve, keeps you young and fresh, oda."

he couldn't help but throw in a sassy remark, maybe because dazai rubbed off on him a tad bit

and now, the kids

the kids were absolutely ecstatic

they wouldn't let go of you, they all wanted your attention

the boys, kōsuke, katsumi, yū and shinji, wanted to learn more about how the gun you held in your belt loop worked, and sakura asked so many questions about how nightlife looked and felt in yokohama, that it made you dizzy

oda's heart fluttered in his chest at the sight

mori found out about the whole ordeal only after oda's death, when you couldn't bear it anymore and you had to wail somewhere

and that somewhere ended up being in your father's arms, as he gently patted and rubbed soothing circles on your back

it all reminded you of that first moment in the bathtub with oda and you started whimpering a little bit harder against mori's shoulder

this was probably the only time he scolded himself for not listening to dazai, and discarding oda with no second thoughts

say what you want about him, but he wouldn't deny his child all forms of affection alright (take elise as an example, and she's not even his biological daughter)

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bangtangy · 6 years

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Tag to know me

Ayyyyyy thank you so much @justacupofcoffee for tagging me! I haven’t done one of these in 80 years, lets see if I can get through it without cracking every bone in my body.

Rules: Answer the questions and tag blogs you’d like to know better.

Sign: Cancer

Height: 5′9″

Last thing Googled: “Gmail” I am literally a 1000 year old woman Favourite music artist: If anybody gets this wrong I will come to your house.

Last TV show watched: Handmaid’s Tale

Last movie watched: this documentary on the voyager missions on Netflix. I can’t remember the title but if you’re interested the script will soon be tattooed on my body in its entirety What am I wearing right now: This hideous giant red sweater thing that looks like a potato sack and that’s it bc I’m a fancy lady When did I create my blog: 5 years ago my dawg What kind of stuff do I post about: KPOP on here and humor/design on my other blog Do I get asks regularly: Yes! About design stuff and about the bts clothesline. You can send me asks about anything and I will poop my pants Why did I choose my url: I remember deciding to make a bts fan blog and I was like “well ‘bangtan’ is already taken but there’s no way adding a letter will work right?” And alas Gender: Female Favourite color: Pink! Favourite food: Pizza and chocolate. Again, I am a fancy lady. Average hours of sleep: 3, I don’t know what sleep is Favourite characters: Ffffffckin Itachi from Naruto I stg Dream Job: Creative director!

And since I haven’t posted anything abt myself in four decades i’m gunna tag some of the coolest most talented people i’ve followed recently cause they are sick af & i wanna be ur friend @ask-bts-stuff @bokumuteki @syngp @zotte @didem-dg and @rosketch.

Don’t feel pressured to do this if you don’t want to, of course!

kkloveyoubye

#slug stuff

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totalkpoptrash · 7 years

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Get To Know Me Tag

I was tagged by one of my favorite mutuals! @literally-just-yoongi-trash

Rules: answer all the questions in a new post and tag blogs you would like to know better!

A: Age - 28 ugh I’m old.

B: Birthplace - Everett Washington, USA

C: Current time - 2:31 AM

D: Drink you had last - Coffee

E: Easiest person to talk to - @lumenardens and @fueledbyrebecca are my go to when I need to vent. In general though, I find it pretty easy to talk to people overall, I’m not shy or embarrassed about much so I tend to overshare, if anything lol.

F: Favorite song - I’m LIVING for Dimple off Love Yourself, but oddly one of my all time faves that will never change is Hotel California by the Eagles hahaha.

G: Grossest memory - Okay so settle in because this is gonna be a wild ride. (A little gruesome, heavy focus on a dead raccoon if that’s not your thing check out while you can) One day oh.... about 7 or 8 years ago now, it was HOT AF in the middle of Southern PA summertime, so think like 100 degrees but also 90% humidity to where you step outside, blink once, and then immediately get covered in sweat i STG I moved away from here for a reason and I hate myself for coming back this place is hell. Anyway. So I am in a car with my boyfriend and his buddy, coming up the hill in the long ass driveway where my boyfriend’s uncle lives to see that his uncle is out in this big wood shed that he had full of tractors and stuff??? This is redneck country zone where people drive tractors down the actual street and you sometimes get stuck behind them it’s GREAT. So we come up this hill and stop the car because his uncle is standing there just motherfucking up a storm. So, the boys get out of the car and start talking to him. I am having none of that, I am in the car where there is still shade, but I DO open the windows because the air conditioner is off now that the engine is dead and the heat is already seeping into my bones. Apparently, somehow, there is a dead raccoon stuck in the wheel well of the tractor that my boyfriend’s uncle needs to use. And we are talking DEAD. Like, left there for too long, body bloated, flies swarming dead. And his uncle is trying to figure out how the HELL to get it out of there because pulling on it is not helping, since it’s all bloated and nasty. Enter the genius boys. A pitchfork. They decide to try and SCOOP IT OUT USING A PITCHFORK. Great plan guys, except for the part where THEY ACCIDENTALLY DIDN’T GET FAR ENOUGH UNDER THE BODY AND MANAGED TO IMPALE THE DAMN THING RIGHT IN THE STOMACH WITH THE TINES!!!! The. Smell. Have you ever smelled the insides of a decaying scavenger animal? No? CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY. Think dumpster full of baby diapers left in the hot sun combined with meat that got left in the garbage for too long or something, and then also add this kind of sickly sweetness. It is a horror I will never forget. Now, not only am i IMMEDIATELY assaulted by the smell of actual rotting guts, but then I also have to endure the VIOLENT RETCHING of three men as they try to figure out what the fuck to do with this thing. OH, AND THEN THEY DECIDE IT’S FUNNY AND WHILE STILL GAGGING, START CHASING EACH OTHER AROUND WITH A DEAD RACCOON ON A PITCHFORK!!!! I rolled up the windows, and silently prayed for death. And that’s after I spent 15 minutes screaming and gagging.

H: Hogwarts house - Gryffindor

I: In love - Hmm, that’s complicated. The honest truth - Not like I used to be. But that’s okay.

J: Jealous of people - Sometimes, for various reasons, but that’s human nature.

K: Killed someone - Not yet ;)

L: Love at first sight or should I walk by again - This is a question I love to answer! I don’t believe in LOVE at first sight, but I am a HUGE advocate of INFATUATION at first sight, which I think is a wonderful thing.

M: Middle name - Don’t laugh at me. Elsie’Mae

N: Number of Siblings - 4, but none of us have both of the same parents. (I.E. Half siblings and a foster brother)

O: One wish -My wish right now is to get my life back to where I want to be. I’m making progress, but it’s slow going.

P: Person you called last - My husband

Q: Question you’re always asked - Always “How old ARE you, anyway?” And it’s my favorite game to play. A coworker guessed that I was ‘19 or 20′ today ahahaha. I am usually placed between 18-24 by people who don’t know any better

R: Reasons to smile - BTS BTS BTS BTS and of course my friends who love me always.

S: Song you sang last - I think it was Outro: Her because I was listening along with Multifacetedacg on Youtube during her first listen of the album today.

T: Time you woke up - 12:30PM ish... I hit the snooze oops.

U: Underwear color - Kind of a purpley ish color.

V: Vacation Destination - I want to go to New York always, I would love to hit up a Disney park again soon, and Germany to see my lovely @lumenardens and of course Korea for an adventure. All in my future plans.

W: Worst habit - Hmmm I have a lot of bad habits. I would say getting distracted by something when I’m in the middle of a project, or adding more and more projects to my list of stuff to do all the time lol. I’m never done ‘doing stuff’.

Y: Your favorite food - My mom’s potato soup, my mom’s pumpkin pie, apparently I’m a HUGE fan of jjajangmyeon, uhhh I really like tacos also. And I like watermelon SO MUCH. I have a lot of favorites lol.

Z: Zodiac sign - Pisces and you damn bet it fits me like a glove. I will tag @artificialskyway who i see all the time in my notifs, @j-hellnah @hajunice and any of my other beans who I love <333

#tag game #me #personal #that dead raccoon though I still have flashbacks #the car was kinda silvery/blue ish #they ended up hurling the raccoon off the pitchfork into the woods as far as they could

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