Introducing my fraternity friends with a thing they did:
Alex:
had to zoom into our fraternity elections because he was too busy fucking some guy.
Sattwik:
has all of our live locations on his phone and stalks us throughout the day. One time I was late to a party and Sattwik saw I was at my smoke spot and then proceeded to announce to the entire party that I would be showing up high.
Marlo:
had her phone stolen last month and had to walk around with a flip phone for a while. This was much to Sattwik’s annoyance as he could no longer stalk her location. She now has a burner phone like a drug dealer.
Daria:
once hit a 24 in 24 (fucking 24 times in 24 hours) and she says only the last 8 or so were for the sake of the streak. The first 16 happened organically.
Matthew:
brought a gallon of milk to my 21st birthday party and spent all night drinking it. He went home sober. That wasn’t even his first time drinking nothing but milk at a college party. In fact his Denny’s order is boneless wings and a glass of milk.
Eve:
At a past Denny’s hangout, Matthew was eating a dish with sausages. He went to the bathroom to return to one his sausages missing. He was convinced it was Eve. Eve has taken it upon herself to psychologically torture Matthew by telling other people she’d eaten his sausage, but as soon as he shows up, she denies it with her entire being. This has driven Matthew to the point of absolute madness and he went to the extent of secretly acquiring a recording of Eve admitting to the sausage theft. I genuinely have no idea whether she took the sausage or not.
Blake:
lost his virginity by being invited by a girl he barely knew to cuck her boyfriend.
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Brother you literally went to the Valentino Rossi school of cult leaders
I-
WHEN HAVE I EXHIBITED CULT LEADER BEHAVIOUR???
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good doggy!
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i became really obsessed with tmgs.however it's the kind of obsessed that made me make 30+ ocs for it.
the relationship chart currently looks like this
OH MY GOD?? THIS? IS? AN INSANE CHART??? i have. so many questions.
what is going on here
2. is there a key
3. what. what do the crowns mean
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Doodle of my Blakey boy for @blood-bound 's game!! :,)) (slight gore under the readmore!) (Also, his tattoos aren't his legit ones yet, more like place holders till I figure out a layout that looks good)
He had a hard night 😔
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meowmeowmeowmeowmeow did enstars fandom make shipping characters they decided were in a family dynamic problematic or something
nyanyanyanyaaynyaaa yes actually but this is not a new problem it has just been bugging me lately lol
its also not just about shipping though its also kind of about like. maturity? like i feel like people all the time place characters in a sort of family dynamic that isnt there and then baby the younger ones super hard as if they are not basically the same age
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mew!
MEW!!! it was mew all along.... !!!!!!
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🍓<3
Blake!! I said it in the anon thing but you really do have the best vibes on my dash, seeing you is always a joy (you're just so chilled but also really funny). You also have a wonderful taste in footie clubs and I really do feel like I could chat to you about anything.
(and your url is absolutely god tier)
mutuals send me a 🍓 and ill compliment u!
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UR POSTS SO TRUE SO VERY REAL like it’s driving me insane how poseidon is simply just so very powerful. But not the greatest. because he chooses not to. and how that reflects on percy. so very crazy to me
So very very crazy indeed
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19, 20 and 29 for the ask game :)
Hi Blake. Thank you for sending these!
19. the veggie you dislike the most?
This was hard, I love most veggies. Probably Bok Choy.
20. favorite disney princess movie?
Beauty and the beast. The 1991 version. A handsome beast that makes you a library? Sign me up.
29. preferred pasta noodle?
Answered here
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🍊 me please
Blake!!!
You also get two!! This one has no lyrics but the vibe reminds me of you, idk how to explain it, it sounds like I think you would sound if you were a song.
This one I think has a nice ring and it’s cheeky and chaotic and idk, I think you might like this one.
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you have a child now????
I'm the weird uncle/aunt/whatever
I DONT HAVE A CHILD!!!
But yeah sure you can be the weird older figure.
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i keep thinking ur header is like, heart-shaped chest hair on a very furry man. i am continually surprised it is not
i dont know why you took two asks to tell me this but so fucking true. i should do that. i am a big fan of extremely furry men. hmmmmm
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meowmeow
meowmeowmeow!! hi blake!! how are mew :3?
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Shakin off that 3 week art block with some more Blake doodles/practice 🐺🖤
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