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#titanic#titanic memes#missing submersible#ocean gate#savage memes#billionaires in tubes#mst memes#mistaken con man#garth nader memes#mystery sovcit theater memes#tumblr memes#dankest memes#pathetic3#political memes#missing submarine
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Billionaires and their tubes.....
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Anyways this whole submarine thing has proven that people on this site aren’t actually able to commit to eating the rich.
#oh no there is a 19 year old on there#he’s a little itty bitty kid who has no thoughts of his own#so he signed a legal document that said you could die in this thing#fuck that#he’s 19 rich kid#he knows exactly what he's doing#they made their decisions to go into that death tube to go to a mass grave of working class and immigrants#these billionaires have contributed to the climate crisis#the so called kid#would have one day also have become another rich person sucking the life out of the world#so fuck him and fuck the rest of them#let the sea take their souls#it is their retribution for the souls of immigrants and working people they have taken#oceangate#titan#titanic
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There was this post I saw recently about archers gloves and digital artist gloves having holes on the opposite sides. Just thinking about how it makes sense assuming you think about the Greek god Apollo. For him it would be two sides of the same coin.
How he is not only the god of the sun, but also the god of archery, and the arts, not to mention prophecy/healing/disease. Which is super interesting considering that there have been books published in the past by writers about events that ended up happening similarly. (i.e. - The Wreck of the Titan: Or, Futility which came out in 1898. The ship is the biggest ocean-liner to date, sunk after hitting an ice-burg. “Coincidentally,” the Titanic a ship of similar name and fate sinks in 1912.) Honestly would not surprise me if the children of Apollo in the Percy Jackson world write/draw things that end up “incidentally” predicting the future.
Bonus: an archers glove that could be converted to an artist glove? How cool would it be if Apollo had that in the show that they could show off. Like he walks around with a drawing tablet and pen, and his archery stuff. And when he wants one thing it just flips on his hand. (I will see this is my dreams)
#percy jackson fandom#percy jackson the last olympian#pjo show#apollo#greek mythology#digital art#archery#prophecy#idk this is just food for thought#also#ocean liners#ocean liner fact#titanic#the wreck of the titan#also not the fucking sub popping i to my mind when i put the wreck of the titan#the billionaires long for the tubes
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i am, really just fucking hoping theres gonna be more safety regulations around this kind of stuff now. and that the greek coast guard gets fucking sued. also that the submersible company gets sued. and nothing like any of these things happens ever again
#ik thats not gonna be the case but god this whole situation has not been good for my irrational-ish fear#of being told something is safe and then it turns out it really really isnt but its too late and horrible death happens#i feel no sympathy for the billionaires obvs but. can we acknowledge how fucking lucky it is that the horrble submersible#only ended up killing 5 ppl. thats still 5 ppl but it couldve been way more#like idc if a billionaire wants to die horribly they should not be allowed to drag other people down w them#they should not be allowed to have their METAL TUBE DEATH TRAP talked about POSITIVELY on a fucking SCIENCE WEBSITE THAT SHOULD KNOW BETTER#AND THEY DEFINITELY SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO USE IT TO TURN A GRAVESITE INTO THE WORLDS LEAST SAFE TOURIST TRAP#EVEN IF ONLY STUPID RICH PPL WILL GET ON IT#like you realize this is just the most extreme example of the kind of lack of regulation these guys get away with. like im glad the guy tha#made the thing met his horrible end with it but too many ppl don't get graced with this kind of dramatic irony#and besides maybe it should not be fucking legal to construct literal death machines even for dramatic irony#idk im tired of focusing on whether the guys had it coming for them or not its endless hell discourse#lets fucking talk abt how this whole thing should not have fucking happened in the first place#and i hope nothing like it ever happens again#if the billionaires want a horrible death i will give it to them myself and then outlaw their entire fucking existence (as billionaires)#im sorry im just fucking tired#roseflower.txt
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wow so the whole "you want me to get into a metal tube designed by some billionaire who 'worked with nasa' and go into [space] bc u think said billionaire being there too makes it safer somehow" plot on the morning show resonates differently now than they meant it to when wrote and shot it, huh?
#i know it's supposed to be about spacex but...#well i guess technically it's about all billionaires who want to go to extremes in self designed metal tubes for rich people tourism#amy watches the morning show
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The more you reblog this post the more billionaires get into another tube
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Much like how the children yearn for the mines
Billionaires yearn for the tube
Don't deprive your billionaire for the tube. Actually use their love for the tube into tricking them into giving you their bank details
Give them their tube and steal the zeros from their bank balance.
Fair trade no? :D
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Tim, Tam and Lonnie should have gotten to be a throuple in RR'09 like this is NOT fair...
#theyre sooo unhinged its was such a funny matchup#tam - lies about getting engaged with local billionaires son in order to beat off the paparazzi like that's actually work..#lonnie - anarchist anticapitalist arch nemesis who's currently the techsupport boy in a tube#tim - vigilante on his last shred of sanity. too much to unpack there...
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first, the sub.
then, putin.
if musk goes into one of his dick-rockets and also disappears, i'll start believing in god again
#if i had a nickel for every metal tube full of billionaires that has disappeared id have two nickels#which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice#current events#the most cursed timeline#or maybe it's the best we will see#maybe this is the timeline correcting itself and we will finally get some social justice#(many tubes of the uber rich would have to disappear but hey - start paying taxes and then we can talk about calling off the ghosts)
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I'm so sorry but if someone says this and you still pay $250,000 to willingly get in the Death Tube with them.............. You're a fucking maroon
#at least billionaires are killing themselves? idk#yeah those safety measures.....? well they arent even that safe so. get in my death tube
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titanic taught me about class war
#titanic#oceangate#submersible#implode billionaires#sinking#titanic memes#tumblr memes#dankest memes#savage memes#dark humor#sunken billionaires#billionaires in tubes#pathetic3#garth nader memes#political memes#mystery sovcit theater memes#mistaken con man#mst memes#yellow submarine#shipwreck#eat the rich#class war
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We should put the billionaires in a cardboard tube and throw them into a lion enclosure. That'll be 250k please 💵
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in 2021 the ocean gave us boat stuck. This year she gives us rich idiots to in a homemade sub (when they are the kind of rich that they could afford to do it safely up to code and still chose to cut every corner possible) and also orcas destroying yachts. I love you ocean you are so so scary please show me more
#my stuff#yeah yeah god rest their souls or whatever#whyyyyyyyy would you choose to pay like $250k to go in a death tube when you could pay $1m to do it safely? its a drop in the bucket still?#theyre billionaires????#hubris
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Danny is Damian's clone.
He's well aware of it. He wasn't just any clone. He was the very first. That was the difference between Danny and other clones. He was made before the League started using brainwashing and stuff into their cloning process.
When Danny was fresh out of the tube, the League had sat him down and explained his the purpose of his existence, gave him some intense training, and immediately tossed him out into the world.
But the thing was, he just didn't care. He had absolutely no loyalty to his creators, and he had no desire to kill/kidnap his original. So he just started walking. The next thing he knew, he was at some orphanage in Illinois.
And then the rest was history. He got adopted by a pair of enthusiastic scientists and their red-head daughter, got his own name, and he could finally start living his own life.
Danny had put the past behind him and had barely even thought about it at all for a long time. That was unill his original showed up at his school.
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Damien was annoyed. He was stuck at some random Illinois town (supposed to be the most haunted place in the world, which was a bunch of ludicrous.) On a transfer program. He tried convincing Father how illogical it would be, but Father had told him it would be good for him to meet new people.
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Danny was annoyed.
"I don't understand what the big deal about him is anyways," Danny complained.
"He started being the ceo of Wayne Enterprise when he was a teenager." Sam countered.
"Ok, so, nepotism."
Sam rolled her eyes. "I still don't understand why you're so against him."
"One, billionaire. Two, Tucker is way cooler than Tim Drake.
Sam's eyes soften. " Tucker is just gone for a few weeks."
Danny's cheeks felt warm. "I never said anything about that. I just want Tucker to find a cooler role model, is all.
Sam gave him an all-knowing look. "Well, if you say so. I'm going to get in line."
Sam, all ways waited last to get in the lunch line. Claiming she didn't want to hold up line when the lunch ladies had to get the vegetarian option. Which was fine, but now that Tucker was doing the dumb transfer student program, all he could do was eat his mediocre lunch and mindlessly play on his phone.
Untill someone grabbed his arm and dragged him out of the cafeteria into the hallway. Danny turned around to face the person. He froze at the sight of his own face. Or well, a glaring rich kid version.
"Oh, it's you." Danny said nonchalant, even though he was screaming inside.
"You're not going to play dumb, clone?"
"No, why would I, The resemblance is uncanny.
"What are you doing here?" His original demanded
"You dragged me here."
His original scowled. "You know what I mean, clone. I won't hesitate to end you."
"Just trying to go to school, honest."
Original glared at him, scanning him with his eyes. The grip on Danny's arm loosened. " I'll be watching you, clone."
" Whatever you say, template."
Danny walked back to the cafeteria, blocking out the yells of rage behind him.
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It was about a week of Damian watching his clone, and he was confused. At first, he thought the league sent the clone to trade places with him before he went back to Gotham, but now he wasn't sure. The Clone seemed to fit in the community to well to have show up recently, but that didn't disprove the theory entirely. It could be a long-term plan from the League. They could be responsible for putting the transfer program in place in the first place.
The other theory was that the clone escaped and made a life for himself, but that didn't explain how he got past his programming.
After the last period, Damian found his clone and pulled him aside.
"What do you want?" His clone asked, irritated.
"You're different then other clones, explain."
"I don't know. I didn't really stick around very long to find out."
"What about your programming?"
"I didn't have any?"
Damian thought about it before giving a small nod. "You don't seem to be a threat, but I'll still keep my eye on you, clone."
"I've got a name, you know." He held out his hand. "Danny Fenton, nice to make your acquaintance."
Damian heistently shook his hand. "Damian Wayne."
That started their unsaid agreement. You don't mess with me, I don’t mess with you. They interacted with each other sometimes, but not very offen. They were impartial to one another, and both sides weren't very keen on getting to know each other. And that was their relationship till the day Damian was leaving.
Damian was waiting for the bus when Danny approached him.
"What do you want, Daniel?"
"I told not to call me that, but uh, here." Danny handed a piece of paper to him. "It's my phone number if you ever need help from the League or anything."
Damian slipped the paper into his pocket. "Give me your phone." Danny handed over his phone, and Damian started typing.
"What are you doing?" Danny asked.
"I'm putting my number in. If you ever require assistance."
Danny smiled, "Thanks."
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A few months later.
Tim was peeking over a corner.
"What are you doing?" Dick asked.
Tim didn't say anything and just waved him over. He walked over and stared in aw at what he saw. Damian was slouched on the couch, his hair messy, playing on his phone.
A few minutes later, Jason joined.
"Am I hallucinating?" Tim whispered.
"Nah, I don't think so... unless we're all hallucinating." Jason whispered back.
"Do you think he has brain damage or been possessed or something?" Tim asked.
Dick shook his head. "That seems unlikely."
"This is so trippy. I've never seen him wear anything that casually like ever.
"What are you imbeciles doing?"
"We're watching Damian."
All three of them froze and turned to look at a glaring Damian.
Damian walked past them and went right up to the second Damian.
"Daniel, what are you doing here?"
The causal Damian 'Daniel' pulled out a letter. "Your pops invited me, and I didn’t want to risk the chance of batman showing up at my front door."
Damian scoffed, "Of course, Father found out."
Alfred walked in. "Master Daniel, I'll be taking you to Master Bruce."
The double got up and went to Alfred.
"Cookie, Master Daniel?"
"Sure, and call me danny."
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I used to watch a lot of Turtle Talk with Crush shows and I'd love to see if they incorporate recent events into it.
Guest: have you been to the Titanic recently?
Crush: no, but someone did ask for directions recently...I hope they made it.
Crush brings out Buzz toy: I found this little guy floating around, he was making this weird noise like (underwater voice) "where's the titanic?"...he doesn't make that noise anymore.
Bailey: ooooh, oh I'm getting something!
Crush: is it a tube?
Crush: what's my favorite part about surfing? I love when I get in some gnarly tube and the ocean just crashes down around me dude.
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