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#begging you guys to just read the fucking wiki dude
ns-imagines · 9 months
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Nikto Character Introduction
If you find yourself drooling over possessive and obsessive!Ghost or König lemme introduce you to Nikto…
SFW [ all cannon information ]
Word Count: TBA its a lot
Warnings: Disorder mention; Torture mention; dissociative disorder mentioned;
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A/N: Lemme talk to you for a moment…
My new masked crush. Heart and coochie go brrrrrrrrrrrrr
Post has not been checked for grammar corrections / Not requested :D
Cannon Information:
Nikto (Neeek-toe) is a Operator in Spetsnaz for the Allegiance faction which is within the KorTac Organization. Basically hes a contractor for the contractors. Its cannon that he has facial scarring which is why he wears a mask. Not a turn off for me ah ha ha
So he isn’t necessarily a good guy like the 141 guys (even though now they’re considered war criminals I suppose) but he’s also not a bad guy. In summary, man does what he gets hired to do.
Anyways, after going AWOL in October 2022 from the Russian contracting military group he resurfaced in June 2023 (also the introduction of his character in the game). He resurfaced being the leader of a military group which was overtaking the Dutch city of Vondel.
On the Official Wiki he is only given two paragraphs of biography. You can read it here -> https://callofduty.fandom.com/wiki/Nikto
Also mentioned on the page [ for the COD Mobile universe ] is that theres cannon beef between Ghost and Nikto!! Yes, you heard me right. So on the wiki it is mentioned that Nikto was working for a guy named Templar. Whom is betrayed and killed by Ghost. Then when Ghost went after everyone else in the helicopter he shot Nikto. It was thought that Nikto died from the shot but he didnt….
Nikto reappears when he takes a group of people hostage and records a video explaining that the world has failed them and has left people like (Nikto) to beg and then fight over the scraps. Price (yes Price) tries to convince Nikto to let the hostages go and to basically chill out but Nikto wins by blowing up the building. With the hostages inside.
Okay maybe he has beef with all of 141… and is kinda a bad guy I can change him
SO then time passes and Nikto reappears again seeking a gun deal with a dude named Gunzo. Gunzo asks Nikto “why a man wanted on every continent, doesnt have guns” this pisses Nikto off. Nikto replies with “i dont need guns” then proceeds to buy the guns from Gunzo. Then Nikto gasses the fuck out of Gunzo and his men with Nova Gas. Nikto explains to Gunzo that the world is failing blah blah. He then goes on to brag about how he doesnt need a gas mask to breath like everyone else because hes that edgy and then he just executes Gunzo. We can fix him
Nikto disappears again only to reappear flying a F-85B Bullshark and leading a military riot. He then orders a attack on Prices convoy (video below) and basically down their helicopter. In the video below you can see small arms fire, an RPG, and then a finishing shot. Which was shot by Nikto’s aircraft. Okay maybe he is bad, we can fix him ?
Which you can watch here -> https://youtu.be/dDaCTCu82t0
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In game bio from MW, CODM, and MW2
It is referenced in his bio MW and CODM that he has acute dissociative disorder. Which according to WebMD
“Dissociative disorders involve problems with memory, identity, emotion, perception, behavior and sense of self. Dissociative symptoms can potentially disrupt every area of mental functioning. Dissociation is a disconnection between a person’s thoughts, memories, feelings, actions or sense of who he or she is.”
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Which is explained to be from when he was tortured by Mr. Z. That event is also where he got his facial scarring from. Although he is Russian; in current MW2 timeline his nationality and language is [ REDACTED ]. I was looking around on the internet for why and Reddit believes its due to current world current events/tension. Rewording to: we can accept and love him. I dont think we can fix him.
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I don’t expect this post to get a lot of attention but for those who like it my requests are fully open ❤️
i will definitely be posting more Nikto content and what I think Nikto looks like and how he acts.
Thank you for reading! -Kiv
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barrenclan · 1 year
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I started thinking about some of the browser games I played as a kid and this story within the same general period of time which lead to me thinking about what the main apprentices might have played if they had computer access and the ability to play games rather than being feral cats in the middle of nowhere.
I think that Pinepaw would have been a Coolmath Games kid. His favorite games were the Fireboy and Watergirl games, which he sometimes convinced his siblings to play with him (as well as Rainhaze one or two times. He didn't understand the appeal), but he mostly played it by himself. Other than that his favorites were the Run games. Especially Run 3. This is solely because I liked Run 3 when I was younger because that's the version I saw the other kids playing. Even when he grew up he continued to like Coolmath Games. His ideal date is one where he gets to play Fireboy and Watergirl with Cormorantpaw
I think that Daffodilpaw would have loved Animal Jam, as well as similar games. She always wanted a membership and never got one. If she were to ever manage to get one (either by begging Slugpelt enough that she decided to just give one to her or from Rainhaze as a birthday gift) she would have been scammed out of all of her rare items very quickly. She also always loved decorating her den. She also kind of gives me the vibes of a kid who would go onto websites full of really low quality makeover games full of questionable content and beauty standards. It does not seem like she internalized them but she absolutely did
Asphodelpaw also kind of reminds me of somebody who might have gone onto those same makeover game websites (she might have introduced Daffodilpaw to them), but she also makes me think that she'd be a scammer on websites like AJ with memberships. She never needed to beg for a membership because she was already getting rare items by being a master manipulator as a seven year old child. Before they knew that they were both on AJ she scammed Daffodilpaw without knowing it. I don't have personal experience with this one but from what I heard about it I think she'd like MovieStarPlanet. Especially if she managed to get a membership somehow (either through the Daffodilpaw methods or simply by taking Slugpelt's credit card), since I think she'd poke fun at all non-members she saw. Also because I feel like at least one thing here might come off as mean to her I promise that I love Asphodelpaw a lot
I think that Cormorantpaw would look up scary browser games and play whatever he could find. I know you've said that he wouldn't like FNAF because it's so focused around suspense, but I think that he would have spent time looking for a browser version because I heard it was scary. Then he got genuinely upset because it was just sitting around and he was too good at it to actually get a jumpscare. I headcanon him to be somebody who would barley flinch at jumpscares so even when he did get one he was disappointed. Otherwise I think he'd be less a browser games kid and more a kid who spent all his time on the creepypasta wiki. Like an unhealthy amount of time. He also spent a lot of time watching reactor channels playing horror games. He doesn't like the reactors at all but the horror games he was looking for cost money so he has to settle for watching some guy play them and scream at all the jumpscares he is not at all phased by
LIVING for the thought you put into this. Fuck yes dude, absolutely. I need everyone to read and dissect this ask.
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deimosirl · 3 years
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also talk abt ur favorite fictional character pls i like to absorb information
you fucking asked for this *cracks knuckles* OH FUCK I KILLED HIM, sorry for killing ur boyfriend sonic
hank j. wilbleton
i love this murderess bastard (that could also go for every madcom character) A NONBINARY ICON, i may or may not self project on them a little too much (this is what i get for naming myself after them) the self projection includes neurodivergent (they literally do the hand flapies in one incident [forgot the number] so its basically canon) to be more specific this bitch has autism, gender hoarder this piece of shit is a mess so why cant their gender be too? this bitch got scoliosis, source: me, im the bitch with scoliosis, im sorry i cant just stop thinking about stimming hank like omg ERTHTRERTJHTGF
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MY BELOVED, I AM SO SORRY FOR KRINKLES BEING MEAN TO U I LOVE THIS BOY SO MUCH OMG EFDGHGFDSFDGFHGJHGF HIS "there you are" LINE FROM PROJECT NEXUS MAKES ME GO GAY I HAVE SO MUCH GENDER ENVY FROM HIM LIKE DGFHGHTREESRDFRSEAW ALSO HIM AND SANFORD ARE BIG HOMOSEXUALS FOR EACH OTHER THEY ARE T4T UR HONOR ACK COMFORT SHIP AAAAAAALJKGNRERR ALSO DEIMOS ADVENTURE(S) MAKES ME FUCKING WEEP ITS SO HEART BREAKING PLEASE KRINKLES IN PART TWO OF EP 11 LET HIM BE BACK WITH SANFORD AND HAPPY IM BEGGING U
tricky the clown (also dr hoffnar)
this is all based cuz i like clowns /j okay i have no idea why i like funky clown, just something about clown made me go "i love this funnie dude :0)" actually wait that's a lie, hyperactive murderess clown that's it. clown is 100% a fruity mf, speaking of being fruity, jeb and hoffnar are well y'know LIKE BIG OLD Y'KNOW gay old (?) scientist. okay now that im the topic of project nexus so krinkles confirmed it was canon (dont listen to the wiki) but we all know that tricky and hoffnar are the same person but in the main series he turns into a zombie cuz sheriff turns on the importantly drive but like im pretty sure project nexus there's a different explanation of why hes a zombie (idk i need to re-read the wiki page on project nexus) also why the fuck is he a clown, krinkles once this series ends u gotta just explain the lore cuz i have smooth monkey brain
hairdresser octopus/takoyama
i fucking couldn't stop thinking about this man for a long time, like get it u canon fruit octopus YOU HEARD ME CANON RODNEY GREENBLAT CONFIRMED IT WAS CANON THIS IS A WIN FOR THE GAYS OH hes also plural codded witch is nice god if i had my parappa brain rot rn i could go off also im tired sfghgfweghj
BILLY (WHAT)
again based cuz i like clowns /j but like hes just i funnie lil dude i like his voice and how hes drawned in bunny farm funnie clown :0)
bon
he just lil guy when hes not all broken and bleeding, i LOVE how hes drawn and voiced in bunny farm funnie bunny (bunny bunny bunny ur so funnie with ur twitching nose) also this series destroyed my music taste
boozoo
GET IT PEEPAW I LOVE FUNKING DUDE HE IS JUST A DUDE I LOVE HIS VOICE AHH i follow his vc on tiktok, he did i video were people requested things to say in boozoo's voice he sang the time song from dhmis and some one asked him to scream and he just played the clip from boozoo ghost's were mortality just fucking melts him and idk why i just laughed my ass off at that, also in video he relieved he was his vc he showed it off by saying "i want waffle fries" and that been stuck in my head
those are all the ones i can think of atm
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gokubrain · 3 years
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Hi! What is Age 801 about (was it a DBS thing? I kinda refuse to watch DBS and have only read the Trunks/Goku Black arc, Moro arc, and [now] Granola arc)? Also, can we get some more canonically gay moments with Goku and Vegeta, please? Preferably DBZ and screenshots are a bonus. :-D Thanks! XOXOXO
HII buckle in this is a long one LOL
Age 801:
for starters, i've talked briefly abt age 801 on my twitter before but i'd be glad to talk about it here too HAHA
though i haven't actually played this first hand so i won't go into too much detail in fear of giving wrong information. BUT BASICALLY there was this game called Dragon Ball Online, which "was a massive multiplayer online role-playing game being developed in Japan and South Korea by NTL, set in the Dragon Ball universe." again i didnt play it but from what i understand it takes place 200 ish years after the end of the buu arc in dbz.
age 801 is the year of goku's death, but it goes deeper than that LOL
APPARENTLY as goku realized his time to die was approaching, he reached out to vegeta, and the two of them LEFT EARTH WITHOUT A WORD and traveled to a far away planet in the middle of no where to have one final battle where they both went out in a blaze of glory. i don't remember where i heard this but apparently their death battle caused a supernova that was seen from earth years later
guys?? if that's not the most fucking homoerotic and romantic thing you have ever heard than ur a liar HAHAHDFJH
ALSO THIS STORYLINE WAS APPROVED BY TORIYAMA WHICH IS ABOUT AS CLOSE TO CANON AS ANYTHING LIKE THIS IS EVER GONNA GET SO. personally i'm considering this the locked in, canonical ending for them because it's just SO perfect.
this idea that goku wanted to provide a sense of closure regarding their rivalry,, the fact that vegeta was just on board with dying like this before his time simply because he didn't want to live without goku,,, GOKU KNOWING THIS AS TRUE AND EVEN DECIDING THAT HE WANTED TO DIE ALONGSIDE VEGETA IN THE FIRST PLACE... OH THANK YOU DRAGON BALL ONLINE THANK YOU SO MUCH <3
i desperately wish i had more info on this to tell you, but i never played the game and the wiki is painfully short so !! like i wonder how long they were traveling before they found a planet far enough away,, if it took years to see the supernova then they must have been traveling for a very very long time. ALSO A SUPERNOVA??? HOW FUCKING SEXY IS THAT LOL, I LOVE SPACE/STAR IMAGERY IN TERMS OF KAKAVEGE (COUGH YOU ARE THE SUN AND I AM JUST THE PLANETS SPINNING AROUND YOU COUGH COUGH) to think that their simultaneous deaths erupted in a supernova...... god it jsut warms my heart so much THANK YOU dragon ball online
Kakavege Canon Stuff:
and nice timing, i was just looking for someone to talk with about this particular scene LOL
i'm rewatching dbz rn and i'm really obsessed with this one little filler arc that happens immediately after the saiyan arc. vegeta's on his way to some freeza planet to heal up, and goku's hospitalized. it's not very much content bc it's actually just a little side-thing that's shown while the Real filler is happening but i still love it regardless
i'm soo obsessed with this cinematic parallel here LOL i love that they're both healing from this battle at the same time but theyre also both thinking about what happened like. a LOT lol, pretty much any time either of them are on screen they're thinking about the fight that just happened HAHA
vegeta is literally floating in a healing pod dreaming about the fight whispering "kakarot" over and over?? and goku keeps sneaking out of the hospital to train for when vegeta comes back??
it's so cute LOL goku keeps like. getting out of bed and trying to train for when vegeta gets back and they're all like dude,,, ur seriously injured pls just stay in bed LOL
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ITS HARD TO TELL BUT HE'S DOING SIT UPS HERE LOL
even outside of kakavege i think this is so fucking cute LOL HE'S LIKE "GUYYYSSS I'M FINE JUST LET ME TRAIN" AND THEYRE LIKE GOKU LMFAOFJDSJKFH YOURE IN A FULL BODY CAST....
but this concept that he's pushing himself wayyyy past his limits because he's so excited to fight vegeta again is just so precious wahhhh
ALSO THERES THIS ONE REALLY GOOD SCENE WHERE IT SHOWS VEGETA THINKING ABOUT GOKU AND THEN IT CUTS TO GOKU RANDOMLY PUNCHING THE AIR AND EVERYONE IS LIKE "GOKU?? WTF" AND HE'S LIKE "LOL SORRY I GOT EXCITED"AHAHKJFDSHA IM ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED WITH THE LIKE. PARALLELS BETWEEN THEM WHERE THEYRE JUST BOTH THINKING ABOUT EACH OTHER AT THE SAME TIME ITS SO CUTE
i cant show it very well in screenshots but trust me the scene transition from vegeta talking abt the fight to goku just punching the air?? is so cute
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if u wanna see it for urself i'll link it here, timestamp is 9:49
idk i just love it a lot LOL I KNOW ITS KINDA SMALL AND SEEMS LIKE IM REALLY GRASPING HERE BUT,, IDK I MEAN. the way the show sets it up so that's its like. vegeta in a healing pod saying "kakarot" (and NOTHING ELSE HAPPENS IN THE SCENE BTW HE'S JUST LIKE. "KAKAROT,,," AND THEN IT TRANSITIONS AHHA FDJH) and then immediately cuts to goku trying to sneak out of the hospital to train for vegeta's return (or smth similar)?? like the show is obviously trying to set up this parallel here between them and like. idk whether this is intentional or not but it DOES come off pretty gay imo LMAODJFJH
AND LIKE. OKAY i know vegeta's excuse is revenge and i know goku's excuse is wanting to protect earth when vegeta returns but,,, u also have to remember that goku LET VEGETA GO FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF SEEING HIM AGAIN LOL SO LIKE. basically this whole scene is goku being like "omg i'm too excited i can't just sit here in the hospital?? i have to train i have to be ready for him" LOL
this entire little filler is just so... like idk i feel like. during the fight they both had some wild thoughts and emotions flying around that they couldn't really sit down and piece together at that time (because.... they were amidst a life or death battle LOL) but this downtime is really important, like the seed has been planted and now they're both gonna spend time sitting here stewing and thinking about each other?? like this is IT, this is the first of many, many times that they'll be thinking about one another. this is how feelings start blooming hehe
one more thing, there's this scene where goku sneaks out of the hospital successfully and goes to train in the middle of nowhere but he overexerts himself terribly and falls, and as he's about to fall to his death he starts thinking about vegeta LOL
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THIS HAPPENS A LOT BUT WHENEVER GOKU IS ABOUT TO DIE HE HAS A HABIT OF USING VEGETA AS LIKE. AN ANCHOR TO KEEP HIMSELF ALIVE AND PUSH FORWARD LOL
LIKE THIS INFAMOUS SCENE FROM MUCH LATER ON:
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GOKU'S ON THE EDGE OF GETTING HIS ASS ABSOLUTELY KICKED AND HE STARTS HALLUCINATING ABOUT VEGETA?/AHGHADHFJJSDHGF
OKAY REWIND PLEASE I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS SCENE.
OKAY,,, LIKE. OKAY. OBVIOUSLY, WHY IS HE NAKED. OBVIOUSLY. GOKU?? HELLO????
BUT THIS JUST FUCKING PROVESHAHSDH GOKU USES VEGETA AS LIKE. A SOURCE OF COMFORT WHEN HIS BACK IS AGAINST A WALL!! HE USES VEGETA TO PUSH HIMSELF JUST AS MUCH AS VEGETA USES GOKU TO PUSH HIMSELF !! THEY'RE LITERALLY SO FDHSGJHKBDG
I COULD TALK ALL DAY ABOUT THE SCENE WHERE VEGETA GETS ALL VULNERABLE BEFORE DYING AND BEGS GOKU TO KILL FREEZA AND THEN GOKU BURIES HIM BECAUSE IT MAKES ME SO SO EMOTIONAL BUT I HAVE TO STOP HERE LOL i'm losing my mind
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"We're wide awake now, our eyes are wide open" Definition of hero
1a : a mythological or legendary figure often of divine descent endowed with great strength or ability b : an illustrious warrior c : a person admired for achievements and noble qualities d : one who shows great courage source: Meriam Webster online dictionary
The dictionary definition of a hero paints quite a fantastic picture of an ideal good character, something my players and I have put aside for the PCs, who all have flaws, goals and needs. It makes me really proud everytime someone does something incredible and in-character when we play. But I digress, it's time to introduce the main characters of our journey. In order of appearence and color coded for your benefit: 🟡 Alyssa (the paladin) 🌞 🟠 Joshiro (the monk) ⚓ 🔵 Korinn (the warlock) 🌊 🎀 Nonemi (the artificer) 🔫 🟢 Ozthen (the rogue) 🍀 🟣 Vesper (the bard) 💄 ⚫ Cassius (the warlock) 📚 🔴 Phybble (the (villain) wizard) 🍵 (Not shown) Dakreg (the fighter) 💪 I'll go into detail about their backstories and my thoughts about them in individual posts. For now, I'd like to make a synopsis of the story and a little bit of the process of how I came up with it.
"Have you heard about the Warlock King?" "Shh! Don't call him that, least you'll anger him!" "Alright, how about Shadow King?" -Whispers amoung a Waterdeep tavern crowd It all started in our starting campaing, where our local tabaxi warlock Korinn chose Larloch, the Shadow King to be her patron. This is nothing new of course, he is a popular choice for he is know as an incredibly powerful archmage in the DnD lore, his existence stretching back for centuries, having been a powerful mage in the ancient Netheril empire. Always the naive woman, Korinn made a deal with the lich, and in exchange, she would bring him magical items and offer him interesting subjects for his research. But in her chaotic nature, Korinn chose to defy his orders at the end of Lost Mines of Phandelver, this being the starting point of our next plot, and the birth of our new BBEG (Big Bad Evil Guy). Now, for anyone who has read a bit about Larloch, you'll know he's not really "evil" by canon lore, he's a lawful (but still kinda evil, he kills anyone not of interest to him without a second thought, come on) crature, one who wants to be left alone to read and experiment by his lonesome like the nerd he is, he simps for the goddess of magic Mystra (he calls her The Lady, tips fedora) and makes the ocassional ground breaking new magical item / spell of the moment. That said, the wiki gave me a juicy hook to use him as a villain:
"But he was also insane, his mind affected by his extreme age. Sometimes he could be calm and even whimsical. Other times he was crazed, snarling and launching spells at random" -Forgotten Realms Wiki
"Well now, ain't that interesting" thought the me of the past. You're telling me this stupidly powerful being, who is presumed to have planned to every single variant that could occur, Dr Strange style, is a unstable old man? Sweet. So the magical equivalent of an atomic bomb's trigger was being held by this dude, let's just make the small sliver of sanity he has left realize he is loosing himself, that time is running out and he has to secure his legacy, to go out with a boom. But Larloch is not that selfish, he knows whatever plan he comes up with will affect Faerûn as a whole, so why not try to change the continet for good? Start a new era, an age of magic. Sweet lady Mystra, as much as she likes him, would not approve of him messing with her precious Weave of course, so his first step, deal with the meddling (but oh so beautiful) goddess of magic. He would not kill her, as he is no fool, gods can not be slayed (or can they...? Let's put a pin in that as well); so he'll just trap her, sealing her powers and keeping her safe in the safest place he knows, his phylactery. One deceitful invitation later, and with the help of his ol' "pals" Szass Tam, Zulkir of Necromancy and leader of the Thay nation; and the ancient black dragon (I know, he's cannonicaly green, but as I said, this is semi-homebrewed to fit the needs of my table) Vorgansharax, better know as the The Maimed Virulence, Mystra finds herself trapped and helpless at the hand of one of the few mortals she admired. Ain't life funny.
"Wait, so you're telling me a goddess, and not just any goddess, the misstress of fucking magic got trapped and no one noticed?!" Well, not quite dear reader, the other gods of the pantheon of course noticed, particulary god of justice Torm and his fiance (again, homebrewed) goddess of beauty Sune. The latter being the first to realized the absence of her dear friend, who went and told her man something smelled fishy (or dead, considering Larloch's an undead?). Both set out to investigate, and considering not many beings in the realm could be a danger to a god, the trail let to our lich friend quite fast. Torm, being a bit of a hot-head jumped at the chance to teach justice to this creature, while Tyr, the old god of justice begged him to reconsider, to think things through before taking actions. "A mortal capable of making Mystra dissapear is not to be taken lightly my friend" he said to deaf ears.
And so, with Sune helping him, Torm met with quite the surprise. Larloch had prepared for the interferance of other gods, so he ran a little experiment, he knew gods couldn't be killed, but why was that? The church would tell you it's because the gods live on all of us, as long as we believe in them, so even if they were to be struck down, the faith of the believers would bring them back. "The hypothesis is set, it is time to test it". And test it he did. With the raw power of two ancient liches and a black dragon, they were struck down in all of their inmortal arrogance. Larloch tracked the massive magical energies to two mortals in the Material Plane. "Interesting". The gods, after the mess that the Spellplague caused in the mortal's plane, had decided to not pick "champions" to control again it seemed, but still designed "vessels" of high faith and compatibility with their characteristics to recuperate their strenght at a faster rate if something were to happen to them. "So it is true, gods cannot die as long as their faith exist in mortals... Well now, what would happen if we removed this faith? Time for a new experiment. How intriguing". And so, the Shadow King set out to do the impossible, again. I'll tell more about the backstory and start tyring to tie in the PCs in the next posts. it is quite a lot of information, so putting everything together is a bit overwhelming, but so fun. Makes me realize how much work I've put into this. I'm proud of myself, take that depression! Stay tunned, and beware of the shadows 💀 Credit of the Faerûn map goes to Johnovick on Reddit.
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ziracona · 4 years
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How many people were tested just for others anyway? Gordon's wife and daughter, Daniel (the wiki says it was also for shoplifting but he was 16 so I call bs), literally everyone except Lynn and her husband in Saw III, and my memory past 3 is fuzzy but that one lying author's wife comes straight to mind. They weren't being tested for whatever John pretended his survival of the fittest policy was they were terrorized tortured and/or killed for basically nothing but the pain of the target.
Anon you’re so valid TuT 
ITS TRUE AND WE SHOULD ALL SAY IT!!! Also, I wrote this little part last, bc I just wanted to give fair warning that I went blind into a rage and wrote threethousand words about how much I hate John Kramer, full of very terrible language and spoilers for Saw 1-6, because I go that fucking feral at the sound of his name, and I can’t make everyone scroll past that so I’m putting most of it under the cut, but even if you decide you justifiably fear that rant and don’t read it, just know you are incredibly valid, and John can eat shit and die. Rant start:
John did that bullshit constantly! He would over and over put 1 (one) man he personally wanted to watch suffer on trial and sacrifice /scores/ of people for no reason. No trap, no way to escape, at someone else’s mercy completely or maybe with 0 chance even there bc JOHN KRAMER IS A SACK OF SHIT. 
He kills a house full of drug addicts in two, mostly just bc his wife worked w drug addicts and John hates drug addicts, and even though Amanda was in their literal exact same position she does jack shit to stop him and just watches people slowly have their organs deteriorate and start coughing up blood around her!! Including fucking Daniel! Who got an antidote but like, at the 11th hour. Do y’all even understand how biology works John and CO??? If you neutralize a poison after it has deteriorated parts of organs it might save your life but itS NOT A FUCKING HEALTH POTION. Poor Daniel Matthews probably will only live to be like forty tops if he’s super lucky because of that. And he did NOTHING!!! He had shoplifted bc he was going through a teen phase but he’s like sixteen! Everyone was dumb as shit as a teenager, and most people shoplift at some point in their life! It does not earn you slow deterioration of your organs! Poor kid not only watched a man burned to death in an oven, dude have his brains blown out, girl die of prolonged organ failure, and more shit, he himself /killed/ a man as a sixteen year old child to save Amanda Young because he’s got a good heart and is a good person, and that shit is awful! It’s traumatic to kill someone at any age, but as a teenager? And then he got knocked out by her and thrown in a tiny locked safe, tied up and gagged, and kept alive by an oxygen tank in an enclosed space after that massive trauma for or AT LEAST 24 HOURS ! He did NOTHING. It was all just a long-con sacrifice to get Eric Matthews to a specific location. Eric did some real shit, but god, even after everything Daniel did for Amanda and all John’s talk of innocents, neither of them ever even tell Eric he lived! Amanda just locks him up, fights, beats him to she thinks death, and then John keeps him locked up and isolated in a cell for months, only to make him choke himself slowly in a test he doesn’t actually get to participate in to keep a friend from being electrocuted. It’s all kinds of fucked.
Even Jeff did nothing worse than be depressed and obsessive and unavailable to his kid, all Lynn did was have a boyfriend after she and he separated (and tbh the only reason John took her was bc he wanted a doctor and hated her for being one of the docs who told him he had cancer bc John is a pettyass hypocritical stupid sack of shit!) I’m VIBRATING with hatred. Lynn was just a pawn in Amanda’s test! It never mattered if she kept John alive! It only mattered if Amanda decided to fucking shoot her!!! She did her task and died and JOHN KNEW THERE WAS A HIGH PROBABILITY AMANDA WOULD KILL HER AND DID NOTHING TO STOP IT BC JOHN CARES ABOUT NO ONE BUT HIMSELF THE FUCKING WORTHLESS LITTLE WORM. 
And the other victims in 3 are a poor college student who ran over someone on accident and feels massive guilt already and served jail time for it who gets his fucking limbs and then head all twisted off while begging for his life because JOHN KRAMER IS A PIECE OF SHIT AND SO IS JEFF TBH. BUT NOT AS BIG OF ONE. The poor girl who is stung up naked in a freezer and sprayed repeatedly with water till she is encased in ice and dead literally just saw the hit and run and ran away bc she was scared!!! Not to mention Jeff’s other kid who gets kidnapped and locked up as collateral! Even if she’s not hurt that’s FUCKING TRAUMATIZING FOR A YOUNG CHILD. And Allison Kerry did nothing wrong! Amanda kills her in the Angel trap literally just bc she’s investigating them! When he targets a detective John’s always like “Ho ho he, I am putting you on trial bc you are obsessed with your work”  LIKE, BITCH NO SHE FUCKIN AINT SHE DOIN HER GODDAMN JOB AND U DON”T WANT TO GET CAUGHT YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORE I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT JUST LOOKING AT YOUR FACE CAUSES ME TO PRODUCE SO MUCH EXCESS EPINEPHRINE I COULD BOTTLE IT AND SAVE IT FOR LATER. I swear to god, if I had a grenade and I was in the room trapped with a still breathing John Kramer, I would kill pull the pin and take us both! FUCK I would pull the pin and then french kiss the grenade as thanks for letting me see that sack of shit go right to hell!
I don’t remember all of four bc it was really terrible, so I don’t have a lot of thoughts there except woof, but there was a lot of bullshit. Like John’s lawyer who did nothing but try to talk to him about finances enough it pissed John off got kidnapped, won his first game, and then got kidnapped again BC THAT SHIT HEAD SURE NEVER KEEPS EVEN HIS OWN GODDAMNED WORD and was made pawn in the game and then shot bc he didn’t have a chance to save himsefl!!! 
In Saw one, also, again, Adam was never being tested. He was just a pawn too. It was Gordon who got to decide to kill him or not, and ADAM LIVED TO SIX OR WHENEVER THE FUCK THE TIME WAS AND JOHN STILL LEFT HIM TO DIE BECAUSE HE”S A HYPOCRITICAL PIECE OF SHIT!!!! And he’s not interesting enough for Johns MASSIVE brainshlong that obviously is so full of right ideas and enlightenment you MICROPENISEDtrulyIDIOTIC self-centered human garbage!  He only took Adam at all bc he was there! He said the reason was Adam was pathetic! ADAM WAS DOING HIS BEST YOU CRUSTY ASS RED ROBED TURTLE LOOKIN MOTHERFUCKER. He was a freelance photographer in New Jersey in his early 20s during an economic collapse, and still nice enough to be taking care of stray cats you FUCKING sack of dogshit! 
And Gordon? All he did was tell John he had cancer! He was cheating on his wife too, but like, the reason John picked him was that!!! HE THOUGHT!! GORDON SOUNDED TOO COLD WHEN HE TOLD HIM HE HAD CANCER I FUCKING HATE JOHN KRAMER SO MUCH. John Kramer really will see someone smile not as big a smile as he thought they should have given him and be like: “Yo, is anyone going to corkscrew their eyeballs off?” and not even wait for an answer. I fuuuuukning hate him. And that little shitface thought it was somehow chill to order someone else to kill Gordon’s wife and eight year old child who had done JACK SHIT wrong ever if Gordon wasn’t willing to brutally murder a kid in his early 20s who had done nothing wrong????! WHAT THE FUCK. Mr. KRamer.. QUICK QUESTION. WHAT. THE. FUCK. You self-righteous, self-centered, pretentious, pettyass, sadistic motherfucking goddamn worthless excuse for anything!
In five he’s finally dead so I can : ) once. BUT HE STILL FUCKS UP SHIT FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE. SO I’m STILL MAD. All the people Hoffman kills are ppl John told him to, so HE STILL MOTHERFUKIN RESPONSIBLE. In 5 it’s a bunch of people responsible kind of for deaths of people in a low-income neighborhood. One guy was paid to torch an abandoned building, and eight people died in the fire, but he didn’t know anyone was there and feels terrible. He thought it was vacant, it was just arson. Another is a journalist who found out about the arson, and didn’t break the story bc guy 1’s father bribed him. There’s a fire inspector who learned the truth and was bribed by the guy’s dad not to tell too. A city planner who was bribed into selling permits for the land. And Brit, who was the girl who paid for the arson, bc she wanted to make an apartment complex, and maybe actually knew about the 8 people and might have deserved some real payback–it’s unclear???? Regardless. I want to add that the cops had been investigating, had a strong case, and were about to arrest them and hold these people accountable in a legal manner, which John knew bc HOFFMAN WAS IN HIS POCKET, and John so hated the idea of them facing justice justice, he kidnapped them. The fire inspector got dragged into saw blades by her throat and torn apart, the journalist died to a nail bomb, and the city planner got electrocuted in a bathtub. The two who made it had their arms split down the middle up to the elbow to let enough blood out to save them.  I cannot. Just.
Anyway. In six, again at DEAD JOHN WHO WON”T QUIT FUCKING EVERYTHING UP’s request, a ‘game’ is played and William Easton (one of my fave protagonists bc he’s a piece of shit but damn if he didn’t have a real glow up in forty-five minutes) is thrown into a hell circuit. 
And so, undeservingly, is like, EVERYONE he fucking knows! His janitor Hank is first up. Target for…what was it? OHhhhhh right. He smokes. That was why. That makes so much sense john I’m sorry I doubted you PSYCH I CAN"T EVEN SAY IT AS A JOKE I JUST THREW UP A LITTLE IN MY MOUTH JOHN QUICK Q? WHAT THE FUCK? oh wait it’s because your an ABSOLUTE BASTARD. You would think I would get desensitized but no. It just. It’s fuel on the flame of my rage.
William Easton and the janitor, Hank, are hooked into something that slowly tightens and crushes their ribs any time they take a breath, and whoever doesn’t die first gets to live, and poor goddamn Hank smoked so ofc he can’t outlast a healthy dude in his 30s and John crushes his ribs just to make William watch someone die. Then he makes William pick which of two people to save in trial 2. MEANING HE GODDAMN STRAIGHT UP KIDNAPPED THESE TWO TOTALLY FINE WITH EITHER DYING, IN FACT WITH THE SOUL PURPOSE BEING TO DIE bc who cares about them right John? You fucking pretentious self-righteous creep! I have a year of the Pig teddy bear I named after Peter Strahm JUST for the FUCKING satisfaction of knowing John would hate that bc he was so into year of the motherfucking pig. ANyway. Plot again. Poor file clerk at Williams firm and the poor secretary are the two targets, and literally they did jack shit!!! They work for shitty lawyers but all they do is clock in to a 9-5 and file shit!! They are literally just there to rub it in William’s face that insurance policies aren’t fair bc according to them, one of the humans is worth more than the other bc health and age, but uuuuh oohhh William the older one with health issues is p hard to kill face to face bc you know her and she has kids and the young healthy man in his early 20s family is dead and he doesn’t have friends which means according to John he is worth less bc JOHN DOES THINK YOU CAN CHOOSE BETWEEN LIVES and all of this is here just bc John somehow thought it would be fun to fucking WIN A GODDAMN “I’M RIGHT” ARGUMENT WITH A LAWYER at the expense of brutally hanging a human being with barbed wire!!! 
Sidebar–if John Kramer was a real human being, I would go yearly on a fucking pilgrimage to his grave just to SPIT on his stupid corpse. I HATE HIM SO MUCH. 
K so young man dies. Then test 3 his attorney dies too, I don’t know much about her, except she is just there to make William feel like shit and they were into each other, and she tries to kill William after he gets hurt trying to save her bc he has the key to her trap in his stomach or chest idr, but she doesn’t get the key in time and dies, and then test 4 he finds his associates strapped to a carousel with a shotgun that picks one at random and blows off their head, and has to let all but two of them get gunned down and choose which two not to kill. And again, they’re kind of shittyass lawyers, but uh. Yeah. To save two, he has to let this huge piece of metal rip through his hand, but William does it and destroys his hand to save the two he can, and suffers picking while they all beg him to pick them bc John wanted to see him suffer picking between human lives again because he’s a goddam self-centered stuck up jerk who vales human life less then admiring his ugly ass dick in the mirror every day and pretending he’s a member of Mensa, the evil utterly irredeemable sack of shit. Anyway, at the end, William has never had a chance to live or die at all! And John was literally just torturing him for fun and killed /all/ those people not even for a test for William but /solely/ to make him suffer bc human lives DON"T MATTER ONE FUCKING IOTA to JOHN SHITASS KRAMER. WHO JUST WANTED TO WIN. AN INTELLECTUAL ARGUMENT. POST-MORTEM. BECAUSE he’s THAT kind of shittyass, pretentious, sanctimonious, better than thou, always right, incapable of wrong, smartest fucking asshole in the room man!!! I bet he doesn’t ever wash his hands when he takes a piss! I KNOW IT! FUCK John Kramer! 
ANd OH! William gets killed by a kid who hates him bc he turned down their father’s insurance policy fraudulently, knowing he would die of an illness without the money. BC William was terrible. Which is /so/ great for that fucking teenager! Killing someone horribly with acid while you watch them die and their body be melted! And they beg you not to do it and apologize on the other side of bars, already beat to shit, and plead for forgiveness, and your mom begs you not to, and the dude’s sister sobs and begs you not to!!! SO GOOD! Way to go john you FUCKING CUNT, they definitely value their lives now you goddamn motherfucking souless sack of shit!
I-I don’t even have the energy to do the other Saw movies or go back over the other victims in Saw one WHO DID NOTHING WRONG. John just hated them!!! BC HIS WIFE KNEW THEM! In most cases! John just fucking hates drug addicts! OK u know what here’s the short version even if I can’t do them justice rn bc I’m pissed!!! One guy got sliced to death on razor wire for cutting when he was depressed bc John is a piece of shit, one got burned to death after walking on glass for hours bc John doesn’t believe in invisible illnesses and if you’re walking you must be healthy, oh yeah! And the fucking dude Amanda killed in her first trial was just a drug addict! Going to a recovery clinic! He never had a chance to live on his own bc the only choice was if Amanda would cut open his intestines and sift through him for a key while he was awake but too drugged to move or not, and she did! Didn’t even get to plead for his life! ANyway!!!! Fucking as far as I can tell all Zep did was work at the goddamn hospital! He WENT OUT OF HIS WAY TO BE NICE TO JOHN and told other people he was a cool dude!!! He was just a janitor!!! WHAT THE FUCK???
I just. God. I hate everything about John Kramer. The way he talks makes me so LIVID I change color like a goddamned chameleon. He is so ready to argue his stupid shitty fucking ethics with anyone who breathes in a ten mile radius. Shithead John over here will strap you to a table and make you listen to him talk about how it’s not his fault he poisoned two people and gave them one antidote and a bunch of knives and one of them came out dead, and his hands are clean and people don’t value their lives so they should die while he watches eating fucking cereal I am just–I am so glad John has cancer? Like, the idea of Saw sans John having cancer is unbearable, because I am so afraid the writers would never let him die and we would never be free of the human cancer that is John. The only human being on the planet that has ever been able to make me root for the cancer. But boy in that one and only regard, John is special.
I hate him so much it is unbelievable. Like. I can’t even put it into words. THe pure, unbridled fury I feel when I hear John say, “D’oh ho ho, but I, with these two little handies of mine, hath never pulled the gun’s trigger! Got you there! Where is your science! Where is your god! I am no murderer! I heal people! By sawing off their faces! You just do not understand, oh poor unenlightened human that you are. May you be strapped to a machete car and blessed with my wisdom  😔” I absolutely lose control of 90% of normal human functionality, and all that I have left is righteous justice and bloodlust. It’s unbelievable.
Whichever one of you god-mode-brain peeps made that post saying Eric Matthews had the hardest test in the whole Saw franchise because he had to sit and listen to John Kramer talk for two hours was a GODDAMNED HERO and if you contact me and prove the tumblr account is yours I will paypal you ten dollars and a personalized note thanking you for the joy that gave me because I just really hate John Kramer that FUCKING MUCH. I would cut off my own toes to be able to have something to shove down John Kramer’s throat to make him stop. talking.
There are a lot of things in this world I hate bc I hate things that are unjust, but I hate absolutely nothing more in the universe than a villain who is a self-righteous, hypocritical asshole who won’t even admit that what they are doing is wrong and parades as the tragic genius hero despite knowing GODDAMN well that they are a petty, shitty, hypocritical, absolute fucking MONSTER with no redeemable qualities or capacity for love. And John Kramer is at least my second least favorite character in the history of ANYTHING. Maybe my first. I’m not even sure anymore! Nasty-ass, evil, pretentious, self-righteous, shortsighted, selfish, sadistic, voyeuristic, willfully ignorant, crusty ass useless soulless garbage little SHIT.
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meadowmines · 5 years
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MAG37-41: In Which Shit Gets Extremely Real
Readmore’d for the benefit of the two or three people on earth who are farther behind than I am
MAG37 - Two big delivery men with possibly fake Cockney accents (Faux-ney, if you will) who look exactly like you’d expect delivery men to look. Sounds legit! yep that’s definitely the table from Not-Graham’s apartment, ooh yikes. 
Pretty bog-standard "just minding my own business when shit got weird” statement, standard commentary from Jon and then “ohbtw it’s a pic of Gertrude”
ohhhh shit
MAG38 - hokay. The name “Mikaele Salesa” sounded familiar right from the get-go but I couldn’t place it right away; the standard wiki check tells me he got a mention in MAG14 so cool, this guy definitely deals in Weird Shit, good to know. And then: the vase. Weirdly hypnotic fractal-ish patterns? Oh hey, there’s one of the Entities whose bullshit I can pretty quickly spot at this point. (as I said previously, I know basically fuckall about the Entities other than a) they exist and b) the Weird Shit in the statements is somehow connected to one or more of them)
Seemed to be another pretty bog-standard Weird Shit of the Week statement right up until the end and let me tell you internets there is some shit in this podcast that has made my skin crawl but nothing so far has scared me as much as the absolute terror in Jon’s voice at the very end. Hoo.
MAG39 - OH HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HELLO AGAIN MS. TEN THOUSAND WORMS IN A TRENCHCOAT
Fuck man where do I even start with this one? Props to Tim for the ever-so-brief bit of comic relief when he was playing with the dropped recorder, but shit son actually hearing the voice of Ms. Ten Thousand Worms In A Trenchcoat gaaaahhh
(and I’m sorry but seeing “[RUNNING, PURSUED BY WORMS]” in the transcript is cracking me all the way up)
And here’s the part where I started wringing my hands with glee in the laundromat at 8:00 this morning:
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If you’ve been following my incoherent kermitflailing about this podcast, you’ll remember that the other day I mentioned noticing that Jon gets really, really into “character” when he reads the written statements so this... oh, this. This makes me happy.
Moving on. I am... not sure I like Elias. He hasn’t given me any real solid reason to not like him yet, other than that time he bitched at Jon to not mess with the Lukas family, but... eeeh. 
More comic relief from Tim, bless him. 
And then... oh fuck the table ate Sasha. Or. You know. Whatever that table does to people. Holy shit, that made my blood run cold. Especially considering the mention of “Not-Sasha” in the credits after the next ep but god. 
And then. “Archivist.” “...shit.” oooooooof
MAG40 - Still not sure what to think about Elias. He doesn’t ping me as Actually Evil but I think he knows more about Gertrude than he’s letting on. 
Tim’s statement, specifically the part about the Worm Stargate or whatever the fuck they were doing and Jon’s reaction to it, does not bode well.
Sasha or... well, Not-Sasha, I guess. Of course she “lost” that tape. I hope like hell it turns up eventually but... not gonna hold my breath on that.
Elias, please give Martin a raise or a nice long paid vacation to somewhere sunny with drinks in coconuts with little paper umbrellas and shit, this poor guy can’t catch a fucking break. He gets harassed by Ms. Ten Thousand Worms In A Trenchcoat for weeks, has to live in the Archives for months, gets accused of being a ghost, and then gets lost in some creepy Silent Hill tunnel bullshit under the Archives and then, then, he finds Gertrude’s murderated dead body. PLEASE GIVE MARTIN A BREAK I AM BEGGING YOU.
And Jon, Jesus, give Jon a vacation too. The missing recordings are... oh shit. The one with the calliope, and Sasha’s statement. We’ve heard Actual Sasha’s voice on three recordings, I think, and those are two of them. But they’ve still got the one with the Invasion Of Ms. Ten Thousand Worms In A Trenchcoat, right? 
MAG41 - On to season 2! 
*deep sigh* Jon. My dude, my guy, my buddy, my pal, my bromigo, my etc. Please take a fucking vacation. You are in no condition to be dicking around in the Silent Hill bullshit tunnels right now. 
The description of the Worm Stargate is... yeek. Tim caught something very, very bad about to happen there, yes he did. 
Oh goody, Robert Smirke again. I’m starting to not like that guy at all. I don’t care how gifted an architect he is/was or dead he is or how long he’s been that way, he is/was clearly Extremely On His Bullshit and I do not like anything about these tunnels or Millbank Prison’s leftover dungeons or any of this.
So... the fancy arrow pointing Jon down the stairs, and the voice telling him to leave. I’m guessing two separate entities (or maybe capital-E Entities?) here--one trying to lure him in and one ...maybe not trying to help him as such, but not wanting the first one to get him for *handwave* Reasons? In any case, that second one gave him a very stern but sporting warning and let him out, so... idk man.
Also I am very much looking forward to the murder mystery intertwined with Weird Shit of the Week.
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11/9/19 - Chat with Erika
Erika_XP💚 12:53 AM: "@IIIII”
Erika_XP💚 12:53 AM: "Oh bugger I messed that one up”
Erika_XP💚 12:53 AM: "What in the world is going on in here?”
otherLiam 1:14 AM: "Oh boy.”
otherLiam 1:14 AM: "Welcome, newbie.”
otherLiam 1:14 AM: "Currently we have a small situation where two veterans have been possessed by ghosts and one of ‘em is trying to eat all of us.”
otherLiam 1:14 AM: "Also our main man Tyler, who you know as Silentdork,  has been kidnapped and become part of a weird amalgamation that you just @ ‘d.”
otherLiam 1:14 AM: "I am certain that none of that made sense, and so I strongly advise you to read either the “Story” or “Timelines” sections on the wiki i linked you earlier.”
otherLiam 1:14 AM: "If not, the cliffnotes of what’s going on right now is: we’re expecting some big shit to happen on november 11th, because it always does and one of our possessed boys is counting down to it. We’re trying to prevent an apocalypse from happening in an alternate timeline but that’s kinda taken a backseat to the fact that we’re under personal attack.”
otherLiam 1:14 AM: "anyway, this is where shit happens. The channel is normally called “johnisdead”, but one of the possessed people is the fucking admin.”
otherLiam 1:14 AM: "And he likes pumpkins.”
Erika_XP💚 1:28 AM: "Wait I beg your pardon, possesed?”
Erika_XP💚 1:28 AM: "What is this colour change?”
/Mr. Circle\ 1:28 AM: "[pddrddrf”
/Mr. Circle\ 1:28 AM: "i mean yes”
Eevee Reborn 1:29 AM: "Great…”
Eevee Reborn 1:29 AM: "You pumpkin'd the new girl”
Eevee Reborn 1:30 AM: "I think the color change means we've been consumed or something”
Erika_XP💚 1:31 AM: "I feel violated but very well”
/Mr. Circle\ 1:32 AM: "everybody gangsta til the [i,[lom starts [pddrddomh [rp[;r”
ADULT_LINK 1:33 AM: "lmao”
Erika_XP💚 1:34 AM: "I have never once heard Tyler speak of such a thing as this pumpkin fellow so I can't imagine where he gained such dominion from.  I wont be frightened by this event. I just hope tyler is doing alright. But what in the hell is this pumpkin head doing?”
Erika_XP💚 1:34 AM: "Ok I think I typed that poorly there maybe I am a little frightened by this late halloween event”
Eevee Reborn 1:38 AM: "Pumpkin face is eatin' up.”
(...)
Xenquility 9:48 PM: "WOAH”
Xenquility 9:48 PM: "WOLFCAT JUST”
Xenquility 9:48 PM: "LEFT”
PAKO 9:48 PM: "IIIII is writing”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:48 PM: "IWHAT”
PAKO 9:48 PM: "ooooooh”
Xenquility 9:48 PM: "THE FUCK”
ADULT_LINK 9:48 PM: "oh shit”
PAKO 9:48 PM: "i see”
/Mr. Circle\ 9:48 PM: ":thinking:”
PAKO 9:49 PM: "i swear”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:49 PM: ":crab: WOLFCAT HAS GONE:crab:”
/Mr. Circle\ 9:49 PM: ":CrabRave:”
ADULT_LINK 9:49 PM: "hmm”
PAKO 9:49 PM: "@IIIII Are you here?”
ADULT_LINK 9:49 PM: "im not gonna say anything but”
ADULT_LINK 9:49 PM: "i see what you did there”
ADULT_LINK 9:49 PM: "i dont know how you did”
ADULT_LINK 9:49 PM: "but i see what you did”
PAKO 9:49 PM: "i see you” 
ADULT_LINK 9:50 PM: "very clever,”
Xenquility 9:50 PM: "who did what I was pissing”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:50 PM: "I just remembered that time I was bored and I asked 4 ciphers and circle sent me file 59”
/Mr. Circle\ 9:50 PM: "who are you talking to lmao”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:50 PM: "Yeah lol”
ADULT_LINK 9:50 PM: "not gonna elaborate cuz its probably gonna spoil somethin”
/Mr. Circle\ 9:50 PM: "oh i know what you're talking about shhh”
Xenquility 9:50 PM: "It's not spoiling”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:50 PM: "Too late”
Xenquility 9:50 PM: "It's uh”
ADULT_LINK 9:50 PM: "oh nothing i just have big brain and saw thru the smoke for a second”
Xenquility 9:50 PM: "Figuring things out”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:50 PM: "Now tell me”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:50 PM: "You dumbydums”
PAKO 9:51 PM: "tyler is now active”
ADULT_LINK 9:51 PM: ":NinjaLink:”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:51 PM: "How is wolfcat gonna archive all this shit on the wiki if he is not here :(“
PAKO 9:51 PM: "It has been a sign”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:51 PM: "Yo wtf was thorin talking about”
Xenquility 9:51 PM: "wiki whadaya mean a wiki”
Xenquility 9:51 PM: "who's managing a wiki”
Erika_XP💚 9:52 PM: "What have I just logged in to see here?”
Xenquility 9:52 PM: "ass”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:52 PM: "Um”
ADULT_LINK 9:52 PM: "oh hey new person”
/Mr. Circle\ 9:52 PM: "NINJA ART: PARALLELOS OPENING JUTSU”
Erika_XP💚 9:52 PM: "OH hello there Mr red link”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:52 PM: "Wolfcat (one of the possessed dudes) left”
PAKO 9:53 PM: "TYLER”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:53 PM: ">Mr red link“
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:53 PM: "WHEEZE”
PAKO 9:53 PM: "are you here”
PAKO 9:53 PM: "?”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:53 PM: "Technically the truth tho”
PAKO 9:53 PM: "tell something”
IIIII 9:53 PM: "Before the day of reckoning could come forth I had to take charge of the highest powers to make a clear decree”
PAKO 9:53 PM: "omg”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:53 PM: "Inb4 patrem”
Xenquility 9:54 PM: "What was your decree?”
PAKO 9:54 PM: "uoooh”
PAKO 9:54 PM: "what?”
Xenquility 9:54 PM: "Also "jpe fp upi di[[pdr o vsm yu[r oy dp wiovl;u”
Xenquility 9:54 PM: "how do you suppose I can type it so quickly" (Not arg relating just translated circle's bullshit)”
IIIII 9:55 PM: "There are none among you possesed in this charlatans illusion”
Xenquility 9:55 PM: "That sounds good”
Erika_XP💚 9:55 PM: "I beg you pardon?”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:55 PM: "Jk”
PAKO 9:55 PM: "very good is be true”
Xenquility 9:55 PM: "So this guy has been jerking us around this whole time? No bullshit about us being in his dream or whatever?”
IIIII 9:55 PM: "I will be honest”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:55 PM: "I can't understand this type of english”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:55 PM: "I need to study”
PAKO 9:56 PM: "oh right”
IIIII 9:57 PM: "I am pretty irrate at how far off the rails things have gone. But now I have taken grip. What you were experiencing was a game jack, but this is what happens when I slacken.”
IIIII 9:57 PM: "I dont like having to be so blunt about things”
Xenquility 9:57 PM: "Holy shit”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:57 PM: "W a I t w h a t”
Xenquility 9:58 PM: "How the hell did pages like /yugi and /wolf happen?”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:59 PM: "Yo sorry to break the vibe but uh”
IIIII 9:59 PM: "I really am not in the mood to explain that. But HEY dont worry. All wrongs will soon be corrected. This is again. Completely my fault for not just asserting myself a bit more.”
Erika_XP💚 9:59 PM: "Wait hold on”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:59 PM: "Is this ooc Tyler or are we getting bamboozled”
Erika_XP💚 9:59 PM: "Are you Tyler?”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 9:59 PM: "Yea”
IIIII 9:59 PM: "The one and only”
Xenquility 9:59 PM: "What's uh, going to happen to jos and wolf?”
IIIII 10:00 PM: "Fuck them honestly”
PAKO 10:00 PM: "hahaha”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:00 PM: "Oh kay”
Erika_XP💚 10:00 PM: "wait what?”
Xenquility 10:00 PM: "Jesus christ”
IIIII 10:00 PM: "no I am serious”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:00 PM: "Okay this is hard to process”
otherLiam 10:00 PM: "Wow.”
otherLiam 10:00 PM: "Um.”
PAKO 10:00 PM: "okay okay…”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:01 PM: "Okay....”
otherLiam 10:01 PM: "This is a pretty severe bruh moment.”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:01 PM: "I wasn't ready for this”
ADULT_LINK 10:01 PM: "low key sorry for shitposting in here so much”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:01 PM: "^”
ADULT_LINK 10:01 PM: "i wanted to spread a little chaos”
ADULT_LINK 10:01 PM: "but things may have gotten to being a decent ammount of chaos”
ADULT_LINK 10:01 PM: "my b there”
otherLiam 10:02 PM: "@Erika_XP💚 Basically, all that shit about the possessed players was those two players going rogue and trying to take over the game, apparently.”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:02 PM: "Okay... Well this was low key unexpected”
IIIII 10:02 PM: "hold on just a moment guys I am throwing together something special to send them off”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:03 PM: "Yo Tyler did they got straight up banned or sum?”
/Mr. Circle\ 10:03 PM: "wait waht”
PAKO 10:03 PM: "something like what?”
otherLiam 10:03 PM: "That’s.... wow.”
/Mr. Circle\ 10:03 PM: "oh shit fuck i'm sorry”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:03 PM: "Also circle”
otherLiam 10:03 PM: "I’m kinda just stunned.”
Xenquility 10:03 PM: "Same here”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:03 PM: "Did u know dis?”
/Mr. Circle\ 10:03 PM: "i'm not canon anymore bois hell yeah”
PAKO 10:03 PM: "we are ready to see?”
otherLiam 10:03 PM: "Yeah uhh circle can you elaborate on wtf just happened”
ADULT_LINK 10:03 PM: "wait so”
/Mr. Circle\ 10:03 PM: "i have no idea, i was reheating stir fry and just got back”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:04 PM: "How did they reach out to u or summ”
ADULT_LINK 10:04 PM: "when wolf was saying "how do you know any of this is real"”
otherLiam 10:04 PM: "Apparently Jos and Wolf were gamejacking.”
PAKO 10:04 PM: "is a pic a video”
ADULT_LINK 10:04 PM: "was that him laughing at us for thinking it was canon”
ADULT_LINK 10:04 PM: "lmao”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:04 PM: "What?”
Xenquility 10:04 PM: "Was all the shit with talking to past Greth real?”
otherLiam 10:04 PM: "^^^”
PAKO 10:04 PM: "...”
otherLiam 10:04 PM: "that is an excellent question, are punished greth and venom greth real”
ADULT_LINK 10:04 PM: "i am quite confused, considering i've only been loosely following things”
Xenquility 10:05 PM: "Well no worries none of it mattered”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:05 PM: "Yo circle how did they reach out to you and told you to be canon in the first place? I'm intrigued”
PAKO 10:05 PM: "now”
PAKO 10:05 PM: "ready?”
/Mr. Circle\ 10:05 PM: "i just got turned orange and asked wolf what to do”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:05 PM: "Oh”
/Mr. Circle\ 10:05 PM: "so it shitposted at you for six hours”
PAKO 10:05 PM: "what”
otherLiam 10:05 PM: "jeez”
PAKO 10:06 PM: "what is it?”
Xenquility 10:06 PM: "Thank god I no longer have to worry about circle dying on 11/11”
otherLiam 10:06 PM: "Pako, do you know what a gamejack is?”
Xenquility 10:06 PM: "Ay I guess we were right no spy then”
/Mr. Circle\ 10:06 PM: "yeah none of my shit was relevant at all”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:06 PM: "I just posted emojis and shit thinking that they would reach out to me soon and then told me what to do”
PAKO 10:06 PM: "no”
otherLiam 10:06 PM: "Basically the two players who were involved in the current things happening “took over” the game.”
ADULT_LINK 10:06 PM: "lmao we gamejacked ourselves”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:06 PM: "But uh I turned it to be just a joke (?)”
otherLiam 10:06 PM: "And Tyler is here now to correct it.”
ADULT_LINK 10:06 PM: "gamejacked ourselves off”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:07 PM: "I'm gonna CUUUUUUUUM”
PAKO 10:07 PM: "ksksjsjdjfudi”
IIIII 10:07 PM: "Its when two retards think they suddenly have ownership of my creation”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:07 PM: "But uh the wiki and shit had Yugi's messages and everything”
PAKO 10:07 PM: "amm”
PAKO 10:07 PM: "ok i understand”
Erika_XP💚 10:07 PM: "is this really Tyler?
otherLiam 10:07 PM: "The wiki is Wolfcat.
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:07 PM: "Oooooooh shit rite”
otherLiam 10:07 PM: "And yeah that’s Tyler, but this is him talking out of character.”
otherLiam 10:07 PM: "So say hi to the man behind the curtain.”
otherLiam 10:07 PM: "Well, one of them anyway.”
PAKO 10:08 PM: "hi tyler:AAA:”
PAKO 10:08 PM: "xD”
otherLiam 10:09 PM: "So are they like, permabanned?”
otherLiam 10:09 PM: "Or is this a “kick them out for awhile so they learn their lesson” situation”
IIIII 10:09 PM: "there is only ONE real guy behind the curtain”
otherLiam 10:09 PM: "Oh ok”
/Mr. Circle\ 10:09 PM: "and it's me”
IIIII 10:09 PM: "Which I would like to make really clear right now”
otherLiam 10:09 PM: "sorry, thought there were other gm’s”
/Mr. Circle\ 10:09 PM: ":flex: :legend: :flexo:”
IIIII 10:09 PM: "fuck off circle”
/Mr. Circle\ 10:09 PM: "ok”
otherLiam 10:09 PM: "Yeah not the time”
ADULT_LINK 10:10 PM: "is john not also behind the curtain?”
PAKO 10:10 PM: "#fuckcircle”
Xenquility 10:10 PM: "Was the Greth stuff real?”
IIIII 10:10 PM: "John may as well be dead he is so un involved right now”
IIIII 10:10 PM: "greth does his own thing”
otherLiam 10:10 PM: "seinfeld music plays”
ADULT_LINK 10:11 PM: "what happened to john anyways, i havent seen him around in ages”
ADULT_LINK 10:11 PM: “he doin ok?”
PAKO 10:11 PM: "johnisdead or not dead?”
ADULT_LINK 10:11 PM: "this is out of character john i'm talking about”
otherLiam 10:11 PM: "This is the real john we’re taking about now Pako, not the character”
otherLiam 10:11 PM: "TAnyway”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:12 PM: "So... Big no-no to last weeks?”
ADULT_LINK 10:12 PM: "think like, instead of talking about Deadpool i'm talking about the Ryan Reynolds in the costume”
PAKO 10:12 PM: "ah ok”
otherLiam 10:12 PM: "This is a lot to take in.”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:12 PM: "^”
otherLiam 10:12 PM: "Tyler, worth pointing out that they’re still in Safe Haven if you’re banning them.”
otherLiam 10:12 PM: "...actually wait, that’s Wolfcat’s server.”
otherLiam 10:12 PM: "uhh.”
Erika_XP💚 10:15 PM: "Did I seriously arrive to some gm drama?”
otherLiam 10:15 PM: "pretty much yeah”
Xenquility 10:15 PM: "Yup”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:15 PM: "Yeah lmfao”
otherLiam 10:15 PM: "sorry about this”
otherLiam 10:15 PM: "pretty sure we’re all shocked at this, this doesn’t happen normally.”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:15 PM: "Wait Erika where are u from?”
Erika_XP💚 10:16 PM: "I am not really comfortable discloosing such things...^^;”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:16 PM: "Kk dw”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:16 PM: "Also yea this doesn't happen too often”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:16 PM: "Its just... Weird”
otherLiam 10:16 PM: "This has never happened to my knowledge.”
otherLiam 10:16 PM: "At least not here.”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:16 PM: "Maybe on hubris(?)”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:16 PM: "Idk”
IIIII 10:17 PM: "Oh its happened before”
otherLiam 10:17 PM: "Oh?”
Xenquility 10:17 PM: "When?”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:17 PM: "How?”
otherLiam 10:17 PM: "Guess I’m new enough and it’s not archived.”
Erika_XP💚 10:17 PM: "Also hi Tyler I am a big fan >///>”
IIIII 10:17 PM: "Yeah cool sorry I am not really in the mood for getting my dick sucked right now”
otherLiam 10:17 PM: "For what it’s worth, sorry for any part I had in this, I had no idea.”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:18 PM: "Same”
otherLiam 10:18 PM: "(He’s pretty pissed rn Erika)”
Erika_XP💚 10:18 PM: "are you seriuos”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:18 PM: "I thought it was a joke at first but it got in the wiki so I thought it was canon”
otherLiam 10:18 PM: "(Like this is a big thing)”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:18 PM: "Now I realize wolf it's the wiki”
otherLiam 10:19 PM: "(Two hella veteran players just tried to take over the game)”
otherLiam 10:19 PM: "(Like these were people we were friends with)”
otherLiam 10:19 PM: "(They were a couple of the main mods here)”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:19 PM: "Mfw I realize 11/11 is gonna be a Monday night and I must be sleep :GWgoaSadness:”
otherLiam 10:19 PM: "i’m just really shocked they were that stupid”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:20 PM: "Yeah that was such a jerk move”
otherLiam 10:20 PM: "yknow someone even said in safest haven”
otherLiam 10:20 PM: "that they thought this might be a massive gamejack”
otherLiam 10:20 PM: "and i was like “there’s no way they’d be that fucking stupid””
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:33 PM: "Yo erika came just when the bad shit happened”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:33 PM: "What are the odds”
Erika_XP💚 10:33 PM: "@IIIII it took me a moment to realize how to @ you”
Erika_XP💚 10:33 PM: "Im sorry if you have had a bad day or something today Mr.Tyler”
IIIII 10:34 PM: "what do you want”
otherLiam 10:34 PM: "It’s a pretty bad day, yeah.”
Densgivin 10:35 PM: "Oh no”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:35 PM: ""Dense realizes what happened and his brain explodes"”
Densgivin 10:36 PM: "No no”
otherLiam 10:36 PM: "Welcome back Dense!”
Densgivin 10:36 PM: "Actually”
Densgivin 10:36 PM: "What the fuck happened”
otherLiam 10:36 PM: "Everything is terrible!”
Xenquility 10:36 PM: "Ay Dense”
Erika_XP💚 10:36 PM: "Im sorry I just did not realize till a few days ago I could technically come in here and talk to you and when I had that revalation I was excited and just wanted to say hello and I am sorry I am so terrible at wording things and have to type such long running sentences”
Xenquility 10:36 PM: "We are all fucked”
Densgivin 10:36 PM: "yES AS I SEE”
Densgivin 10:36 PM: "K bros”
Xenquility 10:36 PM: "Actually not so much us”
Xenquility 10:36 PM: "We're all alive”
Densgivin 10:36 PM: "So safest heaven is the only true ID”
Xenquility 10:36 PM: "It's the bad guys who actually died”
otherLiam 10:36 PM: "Died in a very meta way.”
Densgivin 10:36 PM: "And we will stablish the empire”
Xenquility 10:36 PM: "Actually no this is still the true ID”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:37 PM: "Let's reconquer Jerusalem then”
Densgivin 10:37 PM: "Yep”
otherLiam 10:37 PM: "Deus Vult”
Xenquility 10:37 PM: "Safest Haven is pretty much useless now”
otherLiam 10:37 PM: "I disagree”
otherLiam 10:37 PM: "Because guess who runs Safe Haven?”
Xenquility 10:37 PM: "Touche”
Erika_XP💚 10:37 PM: "Where is safest haven?”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:37 PM: "Yo anybody with perms, can I get a magenta as a color instead of this ugly orange now that it's useless?”
Erika_XP💚 10:37 PM: "what is it even for?”
Xenquility 10:37 PM: "But at this point it'd make more sense for Tyler to make a completely new one with what just happened”
Xenquility 10:37 PM: "Like, one not owned by a player”
otherLiam 10:38 PM: "Erika, it was for secretly talking about things outside of the eyes of the possessed players.”
otherLiam 10:38 PM: "We’ll send you a link if it stays relevent.”
IIIII 10:38 PM: "No dont send her shit”
otherLiam 10:38 PM: "Okay.”
IIIII 10:38 PM: "keep it all in one group this shit is too complicated as it stands”
Erika_XP💚 10:39 PM: "You have a really bad temper mister”
otherLiam 10:39 PM: "ah jeez.”
IIIII 10:39 PM: "No I am not mad actually”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:39 PM: "Oof”
ADULT_LINK 10:39 PM: "kindof a rude thing to say tbh oof”
Erika_XP💚 10:39 PM: "You seem angry”
otherLiam 10:39 PM: "erika dont poke the bear”
IIIII 10:40 PM: "How the fuck can you read tone through text”
ADULT_LINK 10:40 PM: "ehh, i was getting the feeling you were a bit upset with all this too to be fair”
otherLiam 10:40 PM: "Alright let’s talk practical concerns.”
ADULT_LINK 10:40 PM: "but w/e thats not really important”
otherLiam 10:40 PM: "So, we lost two mods.”
otherLiam 10:40 PM: "Anyone wanna take that on?”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:41 PM: "Rip”
otherLiam 10:41 PM: "We also lost our main archiver.”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:41 PM: "Extra Rip”
Densgivin 10:41 PM: "Be gone thot”
Erika_XP💚 10:41 PM: "OK I'll be honest I really hope you are just being a character or something right now because I am crying”
otherLiam 10:41 PM: "ah jeez”
ADULT_LINK 10:41 PM: "wh”
ADULT_LINK 10:41 PM: "why are you crying?”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:41 PM: "On jah”
ADULT_LINK 10:41 PM: "what the hell is even happening today”
Densgivin 10:42 PM: "Erika wtf”
Densgivin 10:42 PM: "Like”
Densgivin 10:42 PM: "Chill”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:43 PM: "Oof”
Densgivin 10:43 PM: "Ok boys everyone just”
IIIII 10:43 PM: "Jesus”
Densgivin 10:43 PM: "Calm???”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:43 PM: "Amen”
ADULT_LINK 10:43 PM: "damn poor girl”
IIIII 10:43 PM: "lemme say a prayer for this stupid bitch”
Densgivin 10:43 PM: "Lol”
ADULT_LINK 10:43 PM: "what a shit time to join the server”
otherLiam 10:43 PM: "What a bad day to be a child fangirl”
Densgivin 10:43 PM: "^”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:43 PM: "^”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:43 PM: "^”
Densgivin 10:44 PM: "What a bad time to be an ID (like every 2 months)”
otherLiam 10:44 PM: "I’ve got the free time to take over as archive person, for whatever period of time they’re banned.”
Densgivin 10:45 PM: "Yea but we still have eevee”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:45 PM: "Eve is the owner of the Yt channel after all so it's not”
Xenquility 10:45 PM: "I'll try to help out with the wiki if I can”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:45 PM: "Ah shit why I can't finish my messages”
otherLiam 10:45 PM: "Does wolf own the Wiki?”
Xenquility 10:45 PM: "Other than weekends though I don't have like”
Xenquility 10:45 PM: "any free time”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:45 PM: "Yeah”
Xenquility 10:45 PM: "Also I think so”
otherLiam 10:45 PM: "oof.”
Xenquility 10:46 PM: "Anyone wanna archive the entire wiki incase wolf deletes it”
Xenquility 10:46 PM: "oi”
otherLiam 10:46 PM: "was about to suggest that”
Xenquility 10:46 PM: "did I just see yugi typing or am I officially going insane”
otherLiam 10:46 PM: "you’re insane”
otherLiam 10:46 PM: "actually wait”
/Mr. Circle\ 10:46 PM: "he doesn't”
Densgivin 10:46 PM: "Am I allowed to be admin again?”
Densgivin 10:46 PM: "Jk”
otherLiam 10:46 PM: "Jos isn’t actually out.”
Xenquility 10:46 PM: "They're still in the server”
Densgivin 10:46 PM: "Unless…”
/Mr. Circle\ 10:47 PM: "oceanstuck owns it actually”
Xenquility 10:47 PM: "Oh cool”
/Mr. Circle\ 10:47 PM: "and i'm higher position than wolf”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:47 PM: "Can I get a bright pink/magenta plz my eyes hurt too much orange for nothing”
Densgivin 10:48 PM: "Jos IS here”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:48 PM: "Yeah”
Densgivin 10:48 PM: "But wolfcat”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:48 PM: "He is asleep tho”
Densgivin 10:48 PM: "Yeah”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:48 PM: "It's 5am here”
Densgivin 10:48 PM: "Viva espiña”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:48 PM: "Debajo del mar”
otherLiam 10:49 PM: "Alright I need a break from this.”
otherLiam 10:49 PM: "Imma go eat pizza, play Payday, and get trashed.”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:49 PM: "Payday rules mfs”
Ross the Claus 🎄 10:49 PM: "solid plan”
Xenquility 10:49 PM: "Ay Ross”
Xenquility 10:49 PM: "Welcome to the shit show”
Ross the Claus 🎄 10:50 PM: "Been silently following it for a bit. Fun stuff”
Densgivin 10:50 PM: "Yeah”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 10:51 PM: "Welcometomytwistedmind.gif”
Densgivin 11:19 PM: "Delete today”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:20 PM: ":GWeniIsLeave:”
Densgivin 11:20 PM: "Você foi removido”
Eevee Reborn 11:20 PM: "Is it too late to join the #fuckcircle hashtag?”
Deadhead 11:21 PM: "No”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:22 PM: "Lmao”
ARGdov 11:23 PM: "well, shit”
ARGdov 11:23 PM: "I go away for a bit and come back to chaos”
ARGdov 11:23 PM: "ID never changes, huh”
IIIII 11:33 PM: ((The video “funny_joke.mp4” is uploaded))
IIIII 11:33 PM: "Ironically needed to smash my pumpkin from about a week ago
Xenquility 11:34 PM: "Best 29 seconds of my life”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:34 PM: "Wouldn't it be funny if the video was uploaded to silentdork”
Ross the Claus 🎄 11:35 PM: "s-”
Ross the Claus 🎄 11:35 PM: "smashing”
Xenquility 11:35 PM: "pumpkins”
ARGdov 11:38 PM: "welp”
Erika_XP💚 11:38 PM: "I love the music in it”
IIIII 11:38 PM: "Oh cool thoguht you left”
otherLiam 11:39 PM: "tfw a player gets canon killed”
Erika_XP💚 11:40 PM: "What is the source of it? I tried reversing it but could not make it out,  I am not an expert with sound like you.”
ARGdov 11:41 PM: "Erika, can I ask?”
ARGdov 11:41 PM: "how did you find out about the game?”
Erika_XP💚 11:41 PM: "AW tyler went offline ="[“
IIIII 11:42 PM: "No I am still here I just went offline so I dont have to get tons of pm's from annoying assholes”
ARGdov 11:42 PM: "lol”
Densgivin 11:42 PM: "Lol”
Eevee Reborn 11:42 PM: "oof”
Ross the Claus 🎄 11:43 PM: "lolol”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:43 PM: "oog”
Erika_XP💚 11:46 PM: "Well you dont have to be so mean”
Eevee Reborn 11:48 PM: "Trial of fire on fucking deck”
Densgivin 11:48 PM: "DIE”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:48 PM: "Trial of fite”
Densgivin 11:48 PM: "DIE”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:48 PM: "DIE”
Densgivin 11:48 PM: "DIE”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:48 PM: "DIE”
Densgivin 11:48 PM: "DIE”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:48 PM: "DIE”
Densgivin 11:49 PM: "fight fire with fire”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:49 PM: "-reaper, overwatch cinematic”
Erika_XP💚 11:49 PM: "Its just a cute skelleton pumkin head man”
Eevee Reborn 11:49 PM: "All pumpkins are hereby banished”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:49 PM: "Erika do you know what's a trial of fire”
otherLiam 11:49 PM: "pumpakinds are banned”
otherLiam 11:49 PM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFrPrIxluWk”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:50 PM: "Banned”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:50 PM: "Go”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:50 PM: "Now”
Densgivin 11:50 PM: "Several people”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:50 PM: "Just leave”
Densgivin 11:50 PM: "Like”
Densgivin 11:50 PM: "No”
Eevee Reborn 11:50 PM: "All things squash or gourd related are not allowed, and gay, frankly.”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:51 PM: "The only Pumpkin allowed here is deez”
Ross the Claus 🎄 11:51 PM: "songs detected”
Ross the Claus 🎄 11:51 PM: "submission accepted”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:51 PM: "Deez N U T S”
Densgivin 11:52 PM: "Did someone say gay?”
IIIII 11:53 PM: ""orange"”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:53 PM: "no.”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:53 PM: "THANK YOU”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:53 PM: "MY SAVIOUR”
Densgivin 11:53 PM: "Yes”
IIIII 11:53 PM: "it was not even orange you fucking”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:53 PM: "EXACTLY”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:53 PM: "IT WAS YELLOW”
ADULT_LINK 11:53 PM: "thatw what i was fuckin saying”
ADULT_LINK 11:53 PM: "it was yellow”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:53 PM: "We are freeeee”
Eevee Reborn 11:53 PM: ""you fucking___"”
Ross the Claus 🎄 11:54 PM: "nimrod”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:54 PM: "Now it's time to get my beautiful pink/magenta”
Erika_XP💚 11:55 PM: "fake orange just like how his role was fake? Ha gottem”
ADULT_LINK 11:55 PM: "im in the mood for a diff color”
ADULT_LINK 11:55 PM: "dunno what tho”
Densgivin 11:56 PM: "Wait now there are like 3 upward righ?
Erika_XP💚 11:56 PM: "@IIIII why did he even make a role to turn people orange?”
IIIII 11:56 PM: "Dont ping me bitch”
Eevee Reborn 11:56 PM: "fake role, fake arc, fake gm, fake ass shit”
IIIII 11:56 PM: "and also I dont know”
Densgivin 11:56 PM: "Bc SPOOKS”
Densgivin 11:56 PM: "OH SHIT”
Densgivin 11:56 PM: "OH HOLY SHIT”
ADULT_LINK 11:56 PM: "tyler chill she's new and doesent know whats going on”
ADULT_LINK 11:56 PM: "lmao”
Eevee Reborn 11:56 PM: "BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:56 PM: "#ff0099 this is my color, migth the gods be good, and get my name colourized”
Ross the Claus 🎄 11:57 PM: "hey @Erika_XP💚 ever think about upgrading to Vista”
IIIII 11:57 PM: "New people need a trial of fire I thought”
Erika_XP💚 11:57 PM: "Well I am feeling plenty well burned now and I am sorry I guess I have spoken too much”
IIIII 11:58 PM: "no you are just acting like a pussy”
otherLiam 11:58 PM: "dude”
otherLiam 11:58 PM: "it's a kid”
otherLiam 11:58 PM: "relax”
ADULT_LINK 11:58 PM: "tyler”
ADULT_LINK 11:58 PM: "the trial of fire is like”
ADULT_LINK 11:58 PM: "playful banter kinda thing”
ADULT_LINK 11:58 PM: "not just”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:58 PM: "My trial of fire was super pleasing”
ADULT_LINK 11:58 PM: "insulting the new person for being young”
Deadhead 11:58 PM: "Am i retarded”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:59 PM: "The worst shit they did was rant my ARG for having moonman”
Erika_XP💚 11:59 PM: "I never said anything about my age”
Deadhead 11:59 PM: "Ok”
otherLiam 11:59 PM: "i never even got a trial by fire”
Densgivin 11:59 PM: "I DID the trial of fire”
Densgivin 11:59 PM: "Then lost my admin”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:59 PM: "I went thru it”
Densgivin 11:59 PM: "I mean i was the one who insulted”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 11:59 PM: "And I dotn have a name color”
Densgivin 11:59 PM: "Sorry m8”
ADULT_LINK 12:00 AM: "i think the harshest trial of fire was scouts”
PokécordBOT 12:00 AM: "
Eevee Reborn 12:00 AM: "Hey guys, but in all seriousness.... I made cookies”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:00 AM: "Send one to spain”
ADULT_LINK 12:00 AM: "o shid nice”
ADULT_LINK 12:00 AM: "what type of cookies”
Densgivin 12:01 AM: "Nixee”
Eevee Reborn 12:01 AM: "chocolate chip oatmeal”
ARGdov 12:02 AM: "oh, thank fuck are colors are back to normal”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:02 AM: "Yea”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:02 AM: "Happy 10th of november”
Erika_XP💚 12:03 AM: "So Tyler how are things going with your home life and the cult situation? It might sound weird but I worry about you all the time. I thought you might like to hear that to cheer you up a bit =]”
ARGdov 12:03 AM: "Erika”
ARGdov 12:03 AM: "he's out of character right now”
Deadhead 12:03 AM: ":joy:”
Eevee Reborn 12:03 AM: "Damn, Wolf gets banned, and Dov's reation is ''Thank Fuck''”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:04 AM: ":hand: :hand: :lips: :hand: :hando:”
ADULT_LINK 12:04 AM: "erika do you think everything from the youtube channel is like. real”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:04 AM: "OH NO THAT WENT WRONG”
ARGdov 12:04 AM: "and that as well”
IIIII 12:04 AM: "there are no lunarchildren and the arg is going to be ending soon”
ARGdov 12:04 AM: "its not real”
IIIII 12:04 AM: "yes”
ADULT_LINK 12:04 AM: "cuz its acting, the same way ryan reynolds isnt actually deadpool”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:04 AM: "I CREATED AN ABE-”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:04 AM: "Wait what”
ADULT_LINK 12:04 AM: "when we're playing the game we interact with the deadpool tyler”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:04 AM: "Wdym is ending soon”
ADULT_LINK 12:04 AM: "but this is the out of character, ryan reynolds tyler”
IIIII 12:04 AM: "I am really happy some random bitch from an mystery location worries about me”
ADULT_LINK 12:04 AM: "at least for the moment because of the gamejacking”
ARGdov 12:05 AM: "yeah”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:05 AM: "Holy fuck”
Erika_XP💚 12:05 AM: "Why are you so aggressive to me right now”
IIIII 12:05 AM: "why did you return after leaving”
ARGdov 12:05 AM: "Erika, I already told you, he's in a bad mood”
Erika_XP💚 12:05 AM: "because I wanted to talk to you”
ARGdov 12:05 AM: "you're not helping”
Eevee Reborn 12:05 AM: "It's ok Erika”
IIIII 12:05 AM: "about what”
ARGdov 12:05 AM: "please understand that”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:06 AM: ":GWslippyPeepoS:”
IIIII 12:06 AM: "Is there anything running through your head right now that is meaningful or are you just here to be a stupid fangirl”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:06 AM: ":GWseremePeepoF:”
Erika_XP💚 12:07 AM: "Its ok I understand you are mad because your plan messed up or something I wont make things worse”
Deadhead 12:08 AM: "Huh”
Deadhead 12:08 AM: "What Plan”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:08 AM: "God’s plan”
Ross the Claus 🎄 12:09 AM: "I was gonna say that”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:09 AM: "Quickest Yee in the Haw”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:09 AM: "Golira :gorilla:”
Erika_XP💚 12:10 AM: "I guess this means you wont want to see my tribute video I made for you”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:10 AM: ":GWslippyPeepoW:”
Eevee Reborn 12:10 AM: "I desperately want to see it”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:11 AM: "Yea you could send it if u want”
Deadhead 12:12 AM: "Tribute Video :whathesay:”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:12 AM: "-tyler typing”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:12 AM: ":GWseremePeepoF:”
Ross the Claus 🎄 12:12 AM: "please sned”
IIIII 12:12 AM: "No fuck off I dont want to see whatever gay shit you have made out of my hard work”
Densgivin 12:12 AM: "DUDE”
otherLiam 12:12 AM: "jesus christ dude”
Densgivin 12:12 AM: "JaksjakkKJj”
Densgivin 12:12 AM: "jajjJJjJ”
Densgivin 12:12 AM: "LMAO”
Eevee Reborn 12:13 AM: "no, no pls”
otherLiam 12:13 AM: "i get this is a shitty day for you but that doesn’t give you the right to act like a dick.”
Eevee Reborn 12:13 AM: "i have to see this masterpeice”
Ross the Claus 🎄 12:13 AM: "^^^^”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:13 AM: "Please I wanna watch it :(“
Deadhead 12:13 AM: "Tyler is a legend”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:15 AM: "Now I'm intrigued”
The Slipknot guy with spike mask 12:15 AM: "Fuk”
ARGdov 12:16 AM: "same”
Deadhead 12:17 AM: "Pls no ban”
Erika_XP💚 12:54 AM: "I want to eat burgies”
Erika_XP💚 12:54 AM: "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/588034361149095987/639030921584050187/c5e25b8f-46b2-4d6a-ab48-81fdf663821d.jpg”
Densgivin 12:56 AM: "Use #🍂fall-central🍂”
Eevee Reborn 1:02 AM: ">chubby trans”
otherLiam 1:02 AM: "i guess now we have to figure out tf is real and what isn’t”
Eevee Reborn 1:03 AM: "We have to ban everyone until we can figure out What The Hell Is Going On!”
otherLiam 1:04 AM: "like, what happened to yuuki if Pumpkinhead didn’t nab her, are the past-Greths real, was the shit that happened on Watch2Gether a thing, are the songs yuuki linked important, etc.”
Eevee Reborn 1:04 AM: "Use the mask of truth”
otherLiam 1:04 AM: "...is that a real suggestion?”
otherLiam 1:04 AM: "whose mind would we be reading?”
Eevee Reborn 1:05 AM: "We have that type of power, The mask or Lense of truth has done shit before”
Eevee Reborn 1:05 AM: "Just ask a question with the lens”
otherLiam 1:06 AM: "I mean, I guess that’s provide an opportunity to cut through all this to the truth.”
otherLiam 1:06 AM: "Is everyone cool with that?”
Eevee Reborn 1:06 AM: "Who's up?”
Erika_XP💚 1:07 AM: "What has happened with reality?”
Eevee Reborn 1:07 AM: "We're about to summon the truth up in this bitch”
otherLiam 1:07 AM: "Well, since Pumpkinhead and Yugi were apparently Not Real and A Lie, we gotta figure out otherLiam 1:07 AM: "what of the past week wasn’t true.”
otherLiam 1:07 AM: "Well fuck it seems like everyone’s schleep”
otherLiam 1:07 AM: "So Erika, we have superpowers.”
Erika_XP💚 1:08 AM: "This reminds me of a thing Tyler said once in the comment section”
otherLiam 1:08 AM: "We can use items from the video game Majora’s Mask to make shit happen. Don’t do this without everyone agreeing with you about it because it can potentially do awful things.”
Eevee Reborn 1:09 AM: "Items, songs,masks”
Erika_XP💚 1:09 AM: "something like "reality is layered" and then he posted some I's
and then it was deleted later when I went to screen shot it”
Erika_XP💚 1:09 AM: "he says so many weird things in the comment section I can catch if I check every day but I was always too scared to even try to say anything because I know he is not in control of the youtube account and it must be getting messed with by regiminis or something worse”
otherLiam 1:11 AM: "For example, this is an item called the Lens of Truth, which will hopefully get us some answers to some questions.”
otherLiam 1:11 AM: "Hey, uh, various supernatural entities. We can’t tell what’s real anymore. Mind clearing that up? I guess more specifically I’d like to know the current status of our friends and allies, like Greth, Moonman and Yuuki.”
Erika_XP💚 1:12 AM: "But I still had to keep following close”
otherLiam 1:14 AM: "Is the Lunarchildren site being locked down even relevant? What, if anything, actually happened on Halloween, and what is coming up on 11/11? Who really is Yugi?”
Erika_XP💚 1:15 AM: "Isn't he a character from that anime yugioh?”
otherLiam 1:15 AM: "Not THAT Yugi.”
Erika_XP💚 1:15 AM: "I always thought that anime was rather boring when I was really little”
otherLiam 1:15 AM: "There’s a guy named Yugi in the other timeline.”
otherLiam 1:15 AM: "I’d read the story of what’s happended, Erika.”
Erika_XP💚 1:18 AM: "Dont worry I have a good grasp of whats going on. I have been watching silent dork every other day for a year.”
Erika_XP💚 1:18 AM: "Greth vlogs recently as well”
otherLiam 1:19 AM: "I assure you that does not give you as much info as you need.”
ADULT_LINK 1:19 AM: "a lot of things happen outside of the youtube channels”
Erika_XP💚 1:21 AM: "There was also the lostmemory423 channel. My friends liked that one a bit more than Silentdork but I thought it was really boring because nothing ever happens hardly ever and when it does it is very sudden and loud.”
Eevee Reborn 1:29 AM: "i like things sudden and loud”
(...)
Erika_XP💚 12:52 AM: ((Erika posts a character drawn by the player Lolly))
Erika_XP💚 12:52 AM: “Omg did you draw this he is such a cutie”
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