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crystalrose555 · 3 years

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Would you write toddler mc scenario's

I’ve seen this going around a lot so I’m going to give my own spin. The following events happened in one day and the first line of each is what MC calls them and I shall call it

10 Himbos, a child and a toddler (since Beel and Belphie are two halves of the same idiot XD)

Lucifer

“Lucy”

Hides behind his coat when walking together

almost trips him when they grab onto his leg

Plays with the rope on his waist

will try to take his quill and help sign papers

with crude duckies and bunnies

Gives them some fake papers to sign and play with

Smirks at how easy it was to fool a toddler while looking over his work.

“Ok, there’s page 21,22,23, 25...Where’s 24?”

Page 24 is now a paper snowflake with Lucifer’s name on it

Calls Mammon to take care of them

Mammon

“Mammie”

Shows them sleight of hand tricks

disappearing a grimm behind their ear etc.

Gets to the card tricks only for MC to scatter the cards everywhere

Breaks his sunglasses with an oopsie step when he cleans up the cards

Flushes his wallet down the toilet in the confusion

Threatens to sell them

actually tries when they try to bend Goldie in half

Realizes selling them is too harsh and that no one wants to buy a toddler except for sickos, so drops them off in Levi’s room

Levi

“Lebi”

Would barricade them in his tub but they will sneak out

they read his mangas too hard (crumbled and/or ripped pages)

And play with the pretty dollies AKA Ruri Chan’s Flying Adventure

Insert aggressive Japanese swear words

Satan hears the commotion and volunteers so that Levi doesn’t summon Lotan

Satan

“Saltine”

“...You can say Saltine, but not Satan?“

Will go back and forth to get them to say his name correctly with him growing more and more impatient.

MC will keep giggling and saying it because they like seeing Satan angry

A very dangerous game

Asmo has to come in and point out that MC thinks it’s funny to call him that.

“...Asmo, they’re yours now.” And walks off.

The sound of something breaking as soon as he turns the corner.

Asmo

“Aussie”

Surprisingly has an easy time taking care of them at first

Plays dress up with his furs and costume jewelry

Will brush and style their hair with bows and clips

Will keep moving and making him have to start over, but that normal with a toddler

However, draws the line when MC get into his bathroom and dumps all of his perfume into his bathtub and draws on the tile with his lipsticks and mascaras

MC: Pretty!

*Insert High pitched scream*

Beel burst in when he heard Asmo’s high note

decides to take them when Asmo starts crying

Beel & Belphie

“Bee” & “Bumble”, calls them together as “Bumblebee”

The best caretakers of their brothers

Beel will play all the games with them, from the floor is lava to tag

When they get tired, Belphie tags in and puts them for a nap with him

Its a pretty good dynamic until Beel has to make lunch

since he keeps eating it takes longer, so MC wakes up with Belphie

They try to start crying until Belphie says they’re playing Hide n Seek

Belphie counts and MC hides

Annnnd he falls asleep as soon as he gets to 7.

Beel: Belphie, where’s MC?

Belphie just shrugs

The entire house is now searching for the toddler MC

Solomon

“Bad”

Finds MC who manages to make their way towards Purgatory Hall

Wonders in a toddler can be efficient at spell casting

Instead he talks to them and gets them talking about the brothers since toddlers have no filter

Gets a kick at hearing what happened earlier with Asmo

He then decides to teach MC swear words

Before the first swear can come out of his mouth, Simeon pops out with an angry smile

Simeon

“Simi”

Scolds and lectures Solomon on the proper etiquette with a toddler

Plays with his shawl while Simeon tries to get Solomon to take the situation seriously

This causes a back and forth between the two of them

MC walks away when there is no attention coming to them and their stomach growls

Luke

“Lukie”

Notices that MC was going to wonder off

Tries to tell Simeon and Solomon but they are too heated in their argument

Manages to stop MC from putting dangerous things in their mouth

Sighs and takes it upon himself to feed them

However, he foolishly expects a toddler MC to stay still

Comes back to see MC wondering into a portal that Solomon left open

His scream grabs the attention of both Simeon and Solomon

Barbatos

“Barbie”

Was watering the roses when he heard a sudden noise of something struggling and crying

Discovers MC covered in scratches from the thorns and tangled in the barbs

Cuts them loose and carries them back to clean them up; calms them down surprisingly quickly

Upon hearing their stomach, he goes and makes lunch for them which is basically child friendly finger food

Summons a high chair and bib so they don’t make a mess and run off

Takes the moment to take care of the roses he had to cut

However, turns to see that MC are gone

Takes a moment to look in the near future and sighs to himself

Diavolo

“Dibobo”

Is mesmerized by the tiny MC

When they start folding up his paperwork, he stops them just so he can teach them how.

Slides down the railing of the Castle stairway with then in his arms

When they start to draw on the walls, gives them a literal canvas with finger paints and he actually hangs it up in a corridor

Phone is full of photos of their fun times

It’s so nonstop, MC is actually exhausted and takes a nap in his arms while he sits in his office and actually does work

Bonus Round:

*The brothers along with the Purgatory Hall crew burst into his office, arguing and panicking, barely taking notice of Diavolo and MC*

Simeon: Why would you leave a portal open, Solomon!? Have you’ve gone insane!?

Solomon: I don’t have babies around when I do magic, how was I suppose to know?

Luke: *Whimpering from the stress*

Mammon: Seriously, how could you lose MC? How the hell did you fall asleep playing Hide and Seek?! Beel: I’m sorry :(

Belphie: Don’t apologize Beel, at least we didn’t try to sell them.

Satan: Mammon did what!?

Mammon: Hey at least I wasn’t going to feed them to Lotan!

Levi: They destroyed my Ruri Chan figures! Asmo: Whatever, what’s important is that we find MC! I feel so horrible! Lucifer: Exactly, I hate to report this, Lord Diavolo, MC has gone missing and we have no idea where they are. Diavolo with MC sleeping in his arms:

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