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libraryofsouls · 4 years

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Sure I can!!! Sorry for not giving details, I always do this 🤦🏻‍♂️! I actually had to google the meaning because english isn't my first language and in every site meant something different (with some similarities ofc), so i don't even know if dork is the word. But it's a silly s/o, who behaves slightly awkward, laughs of dumb or stupid things and tend to make jokes that only dads do, still they like being like this and love the feeling their personality cause in others.

hey, it’s no problem! thank you for elaborating. I appreciate it! 💞

slashers with a silly/dorky s/o.

Asa Emory / The Collector

socially awkward? same hat!

seeing someone slightly a bit more socially inept than him would cause him to take charge of the situation. awkward silence who?

paranoid as usual. what if someone happens to take advantage of you? he simply cannot have that. here, keep one of his dogs with you at all times.

big fan of the dad jokes so you might actually hear him laugh! but he’ll quickly try to brush it off and act like nothing happened.

tolerant of your antics as long as you don’t hurt yourself. if you’re observant enough you might catch him trying not to smile at you.

Billy Lenz

sweet piggy, silly piggy! billyboy is also a big fan!

billy doesn’t catch certain social cues so it’s as if you’re never awkward to begin with.

while he thinks some of your jokes aren’t that funny, he’ll laugh anyways! that’s how much he loves you, see?

pretty straightforward. that includes both complimenting you and some of his other interesting comments. haha you’re weird and your jokes are for old people! he likes that!

naturally joins you when he sees you laughing at something dumb. do you like victim people-watching? snicker along with him when a victim does something embarrassing in private.

Bo Sinclair

bo definitely thinks it’s cute! you remind him of vincent in a way except you’re actually funny.

catch him full-on belly laughing at your dad jokes. turns out he has the exact same type of humor! he only stopped making jokes because his brothers think he’s not funny.

now that he has you around, you’re both busting dad jokes and un-funny puns.

a little awkward with him? that’s alright. a hard smack on the back will do the trick. bo’s quite the charmer so he’ll have you comfy with him in no time.

the type to tell you up-front that you’re a little weird but “in a good way.”

Brahms Heelshire

this recluse wouldn’t have a damn clue if you happen to be slightly weird. there’s no socializing to be done in the walls, after all.

just thinks you’re shy and maybe a little odd? but he has manners! and he knows not to call you that out loud. he’s a good boy, you see.

the jokes are ....not very funny to him... but he’s not gonna say that either! you know why? that’s right! because he’s a good boy.

might give you a pity laugh from time to time because otherwise he feels bad.

but! brahmsy’s very on-board with laughing at dumb things. invites you to sit with him by the window and points out a rat rolling around in the garden. oh! there it goes!

Bubba Sawyer

you’re so cute!!! bubby makes sure to “compliment” you a lot by babbling at you softly and petting your head at the same time.

unfortunately he’s a little slow when it comes to the jokes so he can’t appreciate them as much...

honestly it’s hard to tell if he’s into it or not because bubba’s always smiling around you anyways. did he get one of your jokes or is he just happy to spend time with you? who knows.

you know who would appreciate the jokes and the antics though? choptop and nubbins.

drayton’s lifespan would be halved. he’s already got his hands full with the two troublemakers, and now you too?

Jason Voorhees

jason thinks you’re positively adorable! expect frequent head pats from this man.

like asa, he’s a bit of a paranoid so he makes sure to always keep an eye on you. you’re too sweet for this world and bad people might hurt you for it!

also a fan of the dad jokes! “hey jason, what’s a fish with no eye? ...a fsh.” cue muffled chuckling. gives you a thumbs up - jason’s seal of approval.

because big boy is a sweetheart, he’ll fake a laugh even if he doesn’t find it funny. also he’s given a thumbs up to all your jokes. all of them.

not one to laugh at dumb things but cares about you enough to want to know about it. tree stump shaped like a butt? hm you’re right. why are you laughing? ? how is it funny???

Jesse Cromeans / Chromeskull

jesse also thinks it’s cute but in a condescending way.

“hey jesse, what kind of shoes do ninjas wear? ....sneakers!” deep sigh.

like the true gentleman he is, he would never leave you hanging no matter how bad your jokes are. mostly he’ll just shake his head and give an exaggerated sigh.

once he had pulled out his knife and handed it to you, asking you to “please end his misery,” after you had told him the impasta joke.

definitely the type to give sarcastic comments such as “please not another one, I’m already dying of laughter,” or “you’re putting other comedians out of business.”

Michael Myers

no reaction as always. just grumpier than usual.

bastard hands mcmike thinks it’s dumb and you’re dumb, so naturally he’s going to follow you wherever you go. y’know, just in case someone decides to abduct you.

completely lost in thought while you’re ripping out all your killer jokes. why are you like this? internally decides he’s going to repeat the process again tomorrow.

thinks it’s a serious problem and if you keep at it, he’s going to get creative. would you behave if he just... throws a sheet over you?

would listen to you sometimes and you’d automatically know by his dramatic sighs.

Thomas Hewitt

tommy’s very socially awkward so he’d probably be more relaxed around you, if anything.

not as generous with pity-laughing but he’ll give you a good pat on the head for effort.

surprisingly sassy? tommy's actually very expressive despite not being able to talk, so more often than not he’s giving you a look that says “you need to get better jokes.”

or sometimes giving you a sarcastic sigh, followed by the rumble of his chest. that doesn’t count! he was laughing at the situation, not at your joke!

it’s hard to make the big man laugh so don’t get too discouraged. however, he does find it difficult not smile at you every time you try.

Vincent Sinclair

oh.. honey, no. vincent’s too nice for his own good so he’d be overly supportive of anything and everything you do.

dad jokes? groan. but if you’re the one making them? he’ll make the effort to chuckle, at the very least. (bo complaining in the background about how vinny doesn’t laugh at his jokes.)

can’t help but find it oddly endearing. this man is a hopeless romantic so he’d be praising you any chance he gets.

his praising method is the same as bubba’s - only vincent hums fondly at you instead of babbling.

it’s not easy to make vincent laugh either but he doesn’t want to discourage you from trying so he’ll just keep faking it and hope you get better.

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libraryofsouls · 4 years

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Hi hi! I just wanted to tell you that i have a lot of fun reading your stuff 👌🏻😞 sending love from brasil!! Can you make some hcs for thomas, bubba, brahms michael, vincent and bo with a buff girlfriend?

ahh thanks so much! I’m glad you enjoy my writing. 💕💕

slashers with a buff girlfriend hcs

bo sinclair

uh hello??? hot.

also lowkey intimidated but he’s never going to admit it.

asks you to help around ambrose a lot. probably mansplains as a way of flirting.

always tries to one-up you in some way. if you’re stronger than him try not to bruise his ego.

might actually trust you to help him with the victims. it’s always easier with an extra pair of hands.

his views are a little outdated so he’s gonna expect a damsel-in-distress situation. if you can handle yourself just fine he’ll have mixed feelings about it.

he’s impressed! but also a bit inferior. bo wants you to depend on him in some way. he likes the feeling of being needed.

brahms heelshire

not a fan at first. he’s pretty old-fashioned so he’s always pictured himself with a petite modestly-dressed girlfriend with long hair.

but he finds out with some peeping observing that oh, this isn’t so bad.

the first time you cuddle with him he’s immediately sold. he’s never felt this safe before!

you picked him up straight off his feet as a joke one time when he was being especially bratty and he went completely still.

BONK! horny jail. horny jail for 100 years.

you think he was insufferable at the beginning? well look out, world! here comes dramatic!brahms. he’s always finding an excuse to be held.

is suddenly babey. his feet hurt. can he be picked up? he’s feeling dizzy... can you please carry him?

bubba sawyer

bubby would be so impressed!

ooh’s and ahh’s at any display of strength. might come off as condescending at first but he’s genuinely in awe. the first time you helped him with the victims he was mind-blown!

oh my goodness!!!!!! he’s swooning!!! you’re so strong!!

drayton’s quick to put you to work so now you and bubba are definitely going to be on the same team. he’s so excited! he didn’t know this was a couple thing! (please do not tell him it isn’t a couple thing.)

a little ..too enthusiastic about it. picks you up and spins you around. now it’s your turn! you pick him up next. see? ahh how romantic!

michael myers

interesting.

just slightly more annoying. he usually tries to ambush you out of nowhere to test your strength.

spar with this man! it’s a good way to get his chaotic energy out.

significantly hornier. can you blame him? you’re willing to spar with him and you’re actually doing a pretty good job. he just can’t help himself - especially when you’re breathless and underneath him.

a lot more laid-back. with all the screwing sparring he’s pretty much too tired to cause trouble. feel free to carefully lay on him. he’ll allow it, as a treat.

thomas hewitt

uhhhhh boner

another old-fashioned lad. again, he’s used to seeing more slim-bodied women. so please excuse his blatant staring.

similar situation with the sawyers. hoyt is quick to put you to work with tommy. he’s less excited about it and more trying to prove that he can still protect you if things go south.

subtly tries to impress you with his own strength.

a bit more brave with touching you. he’s still afraid of rejection but he can’t help the way his hands naturally reach out to you.

vincent sinclair

pretty much treats you the same? he’s just more likely to secretly check you out.

not as eager to have you help with the victims like bo. vincent’s still protective of you and doesn’t like the idea of putting yourself in danger.

if you still want to help around he’s not gonna pressure you to stop but he overreacts a lot whenever you get injured.

very appreciative of your help, it turns out. but still!!!!! wags finger at you. please be more careful. he worries a lot.

you want to what? hold him? vincent.exe has stopped working. he has now died happily in your arms.

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