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So with the confirmation that the Gnoses are made with stolen dragon Authority, is that gonna be added to your Archon Dvalin AU? 👀
Yeah, but the whole thing gets a bit more convoluted because while Venti did give Dvalin the gnosis just before dying, it's still very much connected to Celestia and tied to the Anemo Archon's throne there. Kinda like giving away an entire safe full of money but it's still very much In the Safe and you can't really get to it unless it's cracked open. Something like that
Another thing is that...Dvalin doesn't know the Thing about the gnosis, uses it once, and then just kinda abandons it somewhere in his super secret domain, straight up wants nothing to do with it anymore
Having it felt right in a way, but also wrong, and also sad. Because y'know, having it is also a reminder that Venti's gone and never coming back
That is, until he and Celio end up piecing together what's up. Eventually, Dvalin realizes why exactly Venti was so insistent in giving him the gnosis and declared him the successor, haphazardly as it was. Even if it did end up chaining him to Celestia, it also gave Dvalin a chance to take the authority from within without interference from another party Celestia would've chosen
#ask#beanmaster-pika#anemo archon dvalin au#fontaine spoilers#genshin impact spoilers#genshin spoilers
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Daybit for character bingo? :0
I LOVE HIMMM. GENUINELY I LOVE HIM. HE CARES SO MUCH. AND I CARE HIM IN RETURN.
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Mika, delivering Varka’s next letter: … “P.S. Capitano and I got married.”
Jean: *sets her head down on her desk* Of course. Of course he did.
#original#beanmaster-pika and I were joking about this and i actually started shipping it#capitano#Mika#jean gunnhildr#grandmaster varka#varka#genshin impact#knights of favonius#varka/capitano
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8 shows to get to know me
I was tagged by @forerussake, thank you friend!!!
Okay let’s see here
Mo Dao Zu Shi
2. Schitts Creek
3. Akatsuki no Yona
4. Guardian
5. Servamp (yes I know the show is ass but it is important to me)
6. Daomu Biji (various)
7. M*A*S*H
8. Detective L
I am tagging @beanmaster-pika @psychic-waffles @stupid-lemon-eater @pangzi @enjaami @bi-disaster-wei-wuxian @scaredysap @ohyka @cuterocks and anyone else who wants to do it!!!!
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That ch*ngxian shipper reblogged from beanmaster-pika whos reblogged xue Yang X xiao xingcheng ship art
oh death to both of them
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Dragon!! Imagine if the BnK characters played Among Us! 👀
GOD.
THE DRAMA. they’re split between the ones that take every kill personally, the ones that are just like “whoa, chill it’s a game,” and the ones that are more interested in doing tasks than the whole murder mystery fun
OH BOY this is turning out to be long haha (gonna put it under a read more so i don’t obliterate everyone’s dash)
Momoka is like me whenever i get imposter in that i feel extremely bad killing anyone so i just sabotage and run around
Moto, Hiroki, and Zeze are the best at playing innocent and deflecting blame. Second best are Midou, Meguro, and Tsuzuki because no one expects them to be the imposter and they tend to blend in with the background
Minami and Ootomo are the ones that get really into deducing things. If they’re imposter they use that to make super tight alibis. Minami is the MOST dramatic about it and if he’s imposter he goes after anyone who killed him when they were imposter
Nanaura, Yanuma, and Yamada are horrible at lying and someone always manages to find a crack in their alibis. Nanaura as imposter always goes after Nishina first which is generally the tell for him.... It gets to the point where if Nishina dies first Nanaura gets blamed no matter what. Zeze would use that to his advantage a couple of times.
(it’s bully nishina time lmao)
One round Zeze and Nishina are both imposters and Zeze kills Nishina first and reports it almost instantly like “oh no who could have done this” while Nishina curses at him from ghost chat.
Nishina isn’t that bad at lying but whenever he says something someone (Moto, Teshimano, Hiroki, or Zeze) starts calling him suspicious and he gets voted out very frequently. They are the ones on his hit list whenever he’s imposter.
Minami and Takao get bullied (goddamn lovesick idiots) for always sticking up for one another even if they know the other is the imposter. “you don’t have all the facts” “which are???” “i love them” basically.
Maki always votes for Nanaura out of spite. (rip)
Teshimano always gets annoyed whenever someone reports a dead body while he’s in the middle of a task like “couldn’t this have waited i was almost done fixing the wires :\” He always changes accessories between rounds and you better believe he bought all of them.
He and Zeze get overdramatic in a funny way like “bro....... how could you do this......” “i’m sorry bro i had no choice :(” “never talk to me or my sons again” “NOOOO”
Speaking of which whenever Teshimano is in a corner he always goes to the good old “think of the pets/kids (depending on which ones he has at the moment)” spiel and the goofs (Zeze, Hiroki, and Moto) and sweet Momoka are like “no no he has a point” whereas everyone else is like “it’s too late to beg for forgiveness perish”
that’s all i have for now!! thank you for bringing this to my attention because it’s so very good
#in which we are once again reminded...#that the cast are dumb dramatic high schoolers#bokura no kiseki#bnk spoilers#uh. probably#considering nearly everything is spoilers honestly#please please read bokura no kiseki if you haven't it's so good#beanmaster-pika
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Happy birthday ms koob!!! May you have many more, and may you and your art flourish!!!!!
TYSM U SWEETHEART!!!!!!!
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LIGHT!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! :D 🎉 🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊
JAJDIAHDJS OMG PIKA I CANT BELIEVE YOU REMEMBERED AJDBAKDJSJ TYSM!! ;___;
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I wanna shoutout to @beanmaster-pika, who always listens to me ramble and who’s been the muse for many of my headcanons! Long live the Master of the Bean!
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Happy Xiune and thank you for blessing my dash with your new icon
HAPPY XIUNE
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Scathach, Asclepius (I ALMOST TYPED ASCLEP-YUS......... OTL), Enkidu, and proto Arthur if you wanna answer any of those! :D
Scathach:
Asclepius:
Enkidu:
(Just rewatched Babylonia so I’m in my Enkidu feels HDJSGDJDHDJFJ)
Arthur:
I am just here to support myoun and their husband
#thank you pika I hope you’re doing okay !!#ALSO THATS THE MOOD I ALMOST MISSPELL ASCLEPIUS ALL THE TIME LMAO#ash replies#beanmaster-pika
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“Ienzo’s very strange father” is such a simple phrase and yet it made me laugh so much. Thank you for blessing my dash with that.
JFGDSKGHDSK no problem!
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I posted 17,291 times in 2022
25 posts created (0%)
17,266 posts reblogged (100%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@fabulousvelociraptor
@stupid-lemon-eater
@patchworkbluejay
@enjaami
@zhangpdf
I tagged 2,316 of my posts in 2022
#dmbj - 446 posts
#mdzs - 146 posts
#guardian - 50 posts
#heihua - 41 posts
#the untamed - 33 posts
#xiaoge - 26 posts
#yin yang master dream of eternity - 25 posts
#hei xiazi - 25 posts
#fo ye - 19 posts
#save for later - 19 posts
Longest Tag: 138 characters
#40 year old kitchenaid mixer i love you but you’re so messy…… i have to stir around the flour a bit so it doesn’t get all over the counter
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
all the prime numbers on that salty ask list, just to make you do math on a saturday morning >:3
........................ man come on
Okay fine we're doing all the prime numbers on this list. I'll humor you.
2. Any popular fandom OTPs that you only BroTP?
Fuck idk uhh I was never really a fan of SangYao romantically?
3. Have you ever unfollowed someone over a fandom opinion?
I will just say yes and leave it at that.
5. Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you?
Pingxie isn't that bad and I see the appeal behind it but some of y'all are too much there I said it.
7. Is there anything you used to like but can’t stand now?
I mean... those of you who have known me for a while probably know that I used to be into h*talia but keep that shit away from me now.
11. Is there an unpopular character you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why?
Not really? No one is coming to mind.
13. Unpopular opinion about XXX character?
I think we should let Xiaoge be a weird little guy. He's been through enough shit he should be able to do whatever the hell he wants he can't be sexy all the time.
17. Instead of XYZ happening, I would have made ABC happen…
Instead of The Entirety of Yi City Happening, Song Lan and Xiao Xingchen stay together and wander the world and eventually settle down and found a sect together I think that would be nice.
19. What is the one thing you hate most about your fandom?
Oh boy. *cracks knuckles*
I was not looking forward to this section but I think some of you need to chill. Please. We're here to have fun. This may be a hard pill to swallow but sometimes you gotta accept that people didn't ask. They didn't ask for shipping opinions, they didn't ask for watchlists, they didn't ask to have the same fandom experiences as you. And sometimes things that are canon are worse. There's more to a show than romance and more to romance than two conventionally attractive people making eye contact. Thank you.
23. Unpopular character you love?
Song Lan did nothing wrong.
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for the character bingo: qingming~
QINGMING……
Bisexual legend, foxy boy, my beloved, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese, my good time boy. When I say he doesn’t have enough screen time I mean that I nEED THE SECOND MOVIE.
AND HIS CHARACTER ARC………… FINDING SOMEONE HE WANTS TO PROTECT………. (chef kiss) Delicious. I love him so much. My darling. My funny man.
Thank you for asking!!!!
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Tag Trope Game
I was tagged by @forerussake, thank you friend!
found family or soulmates || slow burn or established but complicated || enemies-to-friends-to-lovers or best friends-to-lovers || love at first sight or get back together || morally grey character or unreliable narrator || sunshine character or sarcastic character (both, and I think they should kiss) || self-sacrificing or teamwork || fire-forged friends or childhood friends || description-heavy or dialogue-heavy || fluff or angst || high school au or college au || flower symbolism or color symbolism || hero from the start or reveal the hero near the end || body swap or gender swap || bed sharing or clothes sharing (both) || magic au or human au || de-aged or future fic
This was fun! Tagging @pangzi @bi-disaster-wei-wuxian @psychic-waffles @beanmaster-pika @enjaami @scaredysap @cuterocks @tinydragondreamer @s1utspeare
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#2
for the fandom blorbo ask thing did you already get dmbj?? if u did that one already then i'll take a shovel and dig out any memories of bnk characters you've got
My dear friend my beloved thank you for giving me another opportunity to dump more of this bullshit on you.
Blorbo: Pangzi my beloved my everything. He's supposed to be the fat guy comic relief but carries the series honestly.
Skrunkly: I'd say Zhang Rishan but just the bright eyed young man he is in Mystic Nine, not yet the Juimen President and weirdo that he is in Tomb of the Sea. Off topic but it's very important to me that I tell you about this one scene from Tomb of the Sea in which he and Liang Wan, a miraculously still alive female character and his love interest are leaving the desert and she tells him "hey I'm still kinda in love with you" to which he responds "sorry. I've dedicated my life to Fo Ye, my dead boss from the 1930s." And then she blasts him with pepper spray. In the desert.
Scrimblo bimblo: Ba Ye. This funky little man. I've only had him for three episodes of Mystic Nine and I love him.
Glup shitto: Kanjian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't know what has made my brain latch onto that slingshot himbo but I don't care. Highlights include teaching Wu Xie how to use a slingshot so he can cheat on a test and a guy dragging him into a meeting like "hey I found this guy outside can we keep him?"
Poor little meow meow: Wang Can I guess. He's an asshole but by god was he fun. And Hei Xiazi, who only falls under the pathetic category.
Horse plinko: Liu Sang. He gets whumped to hell and back and we love to see it.
Eeby deeby: Oh absolutely Chen Pi. I've only had him for three episodes of Mystic Nine and I hate him. The living embodiment of "I also choose this guy's dead wife" and a freak (derogatory) among freaks (affectionate). Crimes include wanting to fuck his master's wife and putting Zhang Qiling in a basket.
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My #1 post of 2022
I have been working on this one for a couple months, and I’m really happy with how it turned out. This movie was one that I watched nearly every day as a kid and it was fun to combine it with heihua, so please give it a read!!!!!
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BRO I LOVE YOUR NEW ICON
AJKHBGTRJKHBG THANK YOU SO MUCHThis is my angry gal Jasper... Axel’s art is so perfect for her lmaoo
#I'm using her in an rp right now#Dangan Ronpa rp ajghbtjrtbhg#She's the ultimate florist#She's so. Clenches my fist. Stupid.#And I'd die for her#beanmaster-pika
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beanmaster-pika replied to your post “cries over Mitsuba”
Is. Is The Episode out
IT IS.....
I couldn’t get to it by looking up Hanako on Funimation, but if you go to episode 7 and then click on the forward/next episode button it takes you to episode 8!
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Ohoho Cale, Choi Han, and Rosalyn for the get stuck in an elevator, lab partner, and McDonalds trainer! :D
Lab Partner: Rosalyn!!! She’s a genius!!! Seems likely to experiment and i want that kind of chaos in a lab partner (hopefully it will distract the teacher enough). Chill and smart, she’s the best choice here.
Mcdonald’s trainer: Cale, who could care less about what I’m doing because he would Much Rather be at home. He would remember customers’ orders and Boy Howdy i have garbage memory so i’d need that. As long as I do the bare minimum and don’t cause any trouble he’ll be satisfied.
Stuck in an Elevator: Choi Han, because honestly the best stuck in an elevator experience for me is one where we just wait in silence for it to start working again. Cale would also work with this one but Choi Han canonically sucks horribly at cooking so he’s got to be Stuck in an Elevator. Maybe he could use cool stunts(tm) to get someone to come fix it faster!
#ask meme#trash of the count's family#HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THNAK U BEAN#where is my mad scientist rosalyn fun#tcf rosalyn#maybe we can steal from the ceo of mcdonalds wouldn't that be nice#cale henituse#i will admit. i have minimal knowledge on how elevators work#choi han#beanmaster-pika
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