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for send me ship thing

klave (ha!)

i cant believe you've done this utiforuewifds

001 | send me a ship and I will tell you:

when I started shipping it if I did:

uhhhh idk i used to ship it but i don't as much now? i think i shipped them maybe like,,, a couple weeks or so after i finished watching tua s1, so somewhere late 2019 probably whjekfsdk

my thoughts:

ok i typed out like 500 words of my thoughts on klave but i know if i actually post them i'll get shanked so. uhuwehwehksjdfh klave can be good but i hate the fandom's general interpretation of it and it's kind of been ruined for me, so now the only klave content i trust is my own ✊😩 askdjfjkdsk

What makes me happy about them:

all of those no powers aus where theyre just being happy together <3 the domesticity hits hard!!! also i love klaus' "klaus loves dave" tat that is literally so 🥺🥺🥺

What makes me sad about them:

*hand waves* GHWIEJHSFIUYWEHISHDFK

ugh its so good tho. makes me sob so hard but its SO GOOD. the immediate scene when klaus appears back in 2019 with the briefcase and mary plays... UGH 👌 so cinema so makes me cry

things done in fanfic that annoys me:

oh my god mandy its like u sent me this ask specifically so i'd answer honestly and get ripped apart by the tua fandom akjjwsdkf

idk i havent read any tua fic in like a year and def not since s2 came out so. what i remember rlly pissed me off is the gross oversimplification of their personalities + the outright fetishization of them as the Token (white) Queer Ship and ok really just everything ppl usually write as far as i remember uefuihskhsd

which isnt to say i havent read good klave fic 😭 i have kadskks

things I look for in fanfic:

re: me not having read tua fic in over a year

but when i do read it i look for ppl not oversimplifying (or outright misconstruing) klaus' personality, and actually putting some thought into dave's jkkjsfd

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other:

nobody rip, dave is super important to klaus' growth and character development and we dont know enough about dave rn for him to have a viable love interest aside from klaus jhksds

My happily ever after for them:

DAVE LIVES,,, KLAUS BRINGS HIM TO 2019,,, THE FIRST APOCALYPSE DOESN'T HAPPEN,,, THEY LIVE TOGETHER AND HAVE A STABLE, MUTUALLY FULFILLING, LOVING RELATIONSHIP,,, also a dog :)

who is the big spoon/little spoon:

lol they switch

dave is usually the little spoon but if either of them has a nightmare or flashback it's the other way around, bc klaus needs to be held when he's vulnerable like that, and when it's dave he needs to know he is capable of protecting

what is their favorite non-sexual activity:

COOKING TOGETHER,,,, WHILE LISTENING TO MUSIC,,,, and dancing around the kitchen :)) also eating out <3

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#also i trust ariel's klave content <3 #MANDY I HOPE UR HAPPY 😭😩 askdjkskds #klave #tua #tua fandom crit #asks #ask game #ftag

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