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reilliane · 2 years

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Okay okay, hear me out. I know it’s a long shot and probably not possible, BUT

Vigil!MC learns, along with the others during the Itodori Festival Event, discovers that Kunikuzushi aka Scaramouche was the one behind the fall of their clan. Everyone is shocked, but MC is freaking out bc they know that name.

Here’s where my arm breaks off from how far I’m reaching, but Kunikuzushi was the one and only person Vigil!MC ever had feelings for, maybe even a relationship. They’re freaking out bc how does she tell anyone that the one who destroyed her clan and her brother’s comfortable future was someone who she held romantic feelings towards. “What if he was using me? No, why would he keep writing me letters even after we lost our prestige? Was he mocking me? Was any of it real? Is it my fault that he used me to get information from me and use it against my family?” Just total collapse after she thought she had finally accepted the fall of her clan.

Scaramouche hesitating to kill the Great(?) Grandfather of Vigil!MC and Vigil!Kazuha bc he’s like “wait i know that fuckin name.”

Told you I was reaching, but you cant stop brain rot when you’re holding on to every little crumb of Scaramouche Lore content

Dear, you're so Scaramouche deprived but I can't judge since honestly, I am too-

Also, impossible as this may be (really the only impossible thing is the romance, not like i'm against it, but more because mc is aware of the history).

BUT LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT VIGIL CANON THINGS, DEARIE.

Let's talk about this, let's humor the prompt! Just because it can't be canon to the au doesn't mean we can't imagine, after all~ :v

MC would be terribly heartbroken and oh would she feel incredibly used. Was it really the only reason why 'he' was so friendly/'interested' in her? Because she was the heiress and therefore had all access to what's left of the clan?

If a letter arrives, you're going to bet that she burns that. Or she throws it away and Kazuha finds it and hE TENSES- WHO IS THIS??? A PENPAL! BUT NOT JUST A PENPAL, WHY ARE THERE BORDERLINE ROMANTIC PHRASES THERE HUH-

aLSO why is mc looking so sad? mad, even? oh boy.

MC would feel disgusted for ever harboring romantic feelings towards someone who was responsible for everything.

She would stop responding to the letters and since she travels with Kazuha, she won't ever need to be concerned about crossing paths with Kunikuzushi. Tiny chance of encounters.

But if they do? MC wouldn't bat an eye.

It will hurt, but she will heal. Because she knows that the clan won't, nor would its lost honor.

#moonlitchat #m-vigil #queued~

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solomonish · 3 years

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Dork Solomon Agenda

You say sexy shady sorcerer I say nerd and love of my life

Solomon is a sad lonely little man why just wants a genuine connection us that so much to ask???

No but seriously like. It's totally fine if you hc Solomon as this man-turned-lowkey-sex-god with a million succubi and more at his whim whenever he wants and would be a tough one to put the ol' ball and chain on like to each their own for sure! But that's not MY hc

(Thats not to say my hc means he doesn't ever engage in casual sex like that and wanting a genuine long term relationship at some point [or finding out thats what you want when you meet someone] are not mutually exclusive yknow)

So like Solomon isn't the type to be short with you or keep you at an arm's length (i mean...u get what I mean. Once you're close enough and all that jazz) or get annoyed by you wanting to be affectionate?? Hello??

He LOVES the little things you do (some on accident tbh). You feeling affectionate today and give him a kiss or three on his face before you leave to go to your separate classes? Adorable, he's fallen in love again. You do that thing where you like.. forget how to walk straight and just accidentally bump into him? No come back he likes being close to you :( He doesn't SAY these things but there's a light, airy laugh he has that gives him away.

If you're ever facetiming he will say "boo!" when you connect instead of just. Greeting you like a normal person.

His fuckin. His devilgram name is monSOLO. My mans is a star wars fan!!! I dont know any of The Discourse bc I'm not super into star wars myself but he has IN DEPTH opinions about the movies. Seriously rivals Levi in this aspect. Please make time for movie nights where you watch the movies together 🥺 especially if you haven't seen them before he'd love to convert you 🥺

Didn't Solomon also have a thing for TSL??? Or am I just imagining it??

I feel like his ideal date would be exploring something new, whether its this new spooky forest or "hey have we been down this alley before? Let's check it out!" but ideal date number TWO is movie night. Even if it isn't Star Wars. He likes to sit on opposite ends of the couch throwing popcorn into each other's mouths (and big candies like peanut m&ms where you both have almost choked before) and maybe a footsie war if he's feeling real devious. Then at some point you grab a blanket and snuggle up to him and you both fall asleep on the couch

Simeon yells at him when you leave because there's popcorn EVERYWHERE

LOVES when you laugh super loud. Idk man he just thinks its great when you have such unbridled joy and then he laughs too 😊 not as loud though he's more of a quiet chuckle kind of guy (most of the time).

Is friends with Asmo so is extremely great at slumber party gossip. Catch him in his pajamas, cross-legged on the floor while clutching a pillow to his chest and listening intently to you rant about the brothers.

"Come here I have a secret to tell you" (blows air in your ear) "okay okay I'm sorry but come here again" (blows air on your neck) "okay okay last time! I actually have something to tell you. Please? Its important...." (kisses ur cheek) "like u a lil bit xo"

Never the type to send "good morning beautiful" or "good night 💞" texts. Instead he'll send you something at 4 am like "the infinite cosmos will eventually swallow whole all familiarity and life as it is now presently known and despite the adaptations humans or demons or angels could make i will still have to adapt and face the world as an alien in the realm I love so dearly. Funny how the strongest of beings bow to the whim of space and time. But sometimes my eternal journey doesn't seem so daunting when I realize that with my everlasting life will be the memory of you no matter how distant and the survival of the vessel you loved...."

And then at lunch that day when the brothers pull you away he'll send you a picture of the lasagna they're serving with "this kinda looks like you? Don't worry I'd still hit it" and then two minutes later "you not the pasta"

Is the type to think randomly "oh damn I love you so much" but has an impressive filter about it. Or he thinks he does until Luke grumbles "ugh get a room thats the fifth time you've seen that since monday" ok, sometimes he has a good filter about it

He can't help it! Sometimes you just say something really smart (or something SPECTACULARLY dumb) or you do something cute like lean on him or smile a specific way or-

Sir.....you're head over heels sir :/

The type who would go to a playground at night with you and just swing on the swings talking about life

Wants to have a secret handshake with you!!

If you're ever on a road trip with just the two of you, you can get him to join in on the terrible singing but he'll be a lot quieter than you

Also will only join in if he isn't driving. If he is and you aren't talking, he's just humming underneath his breath. Will drum on the steering wheel though

Cooking

(Yes, it gets its own section because MAYBE I'm obsessed with the idea of MC teaching Solomon to cook and the food still turning out terrible but at least it isn't a void when MC is helping)

The type to flick water at you every time he washes his hands. Will chase you down just to do it.

"Hey, tilt your head back and open your mouth MC" (proceeds to dump too big a handful of shredded cheese in your mouth)

100% the type to lean over you just to hinder your cooking abilities. Who cares if the sauce splashes he's tiiiired.... you'd let belphie do it :(

Puts a hand on your lower back when he passes behind you. Hopes you'll lean into it/step back and offer him a kiss 🥺

Believes in always having a proper table setting. Prepare for whatever juice they have (or water) in wine glasses if you're having a nice-er meal

Under the assumption that a spell ruined his sense of taste (and not that he's just bad at cooking) he hates spicy food. He can feel the burn but he gets none of the flavor??? Wack. Don't hurt him like that MC. If you do because its hilarious to watch him try to be cool about it he will pout

Gets cheesy aprons. He just likes them.

Will hit you on the top of your head with a whisk to hear the noise it makes

Will buy every kitchen hack tool there is. A ketchup dispenser that looks like a gun? He's got it. A fish that helps you squeeze out the egg yolks? Yes! A dinosaur soup ladle? You bet! Pizza scissors? A tool that makes hard boiled eggs into cubes? Something that's gotta be like 200 years old and no discernable purpose? Absolutely! He wants a hot dog toaster. Do they even have hot dogs in the devildom?

Will sneak bites just because it bothers you

Overall

Look at him. He hasn't had friends in centuries. He's playful!

Look at his DEVILGRAM NAME

His funky little WAND

This is a man who is a huge nerd, thrives off of cliches and just wants to have a good time. So let him! Its mentally exhausting having those pretenses up all the time.

#solomon #obey me #solomon fluff #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #swd obey me #obey me solomon #solomon x reader #solomon hcs #mine #swd solomon #long post #??? i think it is #mobile formatting SUCKS

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love-islanding · 4 years

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Thank you @lilithlibrxa for tagging me!! I’m tagging anyone who wants to join!!!!!

1. Bobby ofc!! I actually tried to get with Tim in the season 1 christmas reunion and it went terribly wrong. I still love our short king Tim but he hates me now so yeah lmao.

2. Bobby and Priya. They would both be so fun to be around🥺 I love them a lot.

3. I discovered it two years ago thanks to cody and noel. Then I completely forgot about the game until I saw it last year randomly on play store and it had a different icon. I was so excited to find out it had another season and I immediately downloaded it.

4. The return from casa amor!!! They did us so dirty with that “I figured I owed it to MC”. Not even a hug???? N o t h i n g ?? And the fact that the first time Bobby didn’t even acknowledge MC was very rude😤. (I was really happy that he didn’t switch but cOME ON)

5. The baby challenge was so sweet🥺 BUT I don’t know if I prefer pre casa or after casa challenges. In the pre casa it’s like the calm before the storm and everything is so cute. In the after casa there’s already a deeper connection with your li. AH idk

6. Priya and Rahim!!!! They looked SO good together. I’m mad Rahim had this terrible downfall. He had PRIYA and then ended up with jo. What a waste.

7. I just don’t want them to be a copy of Bobby. There’s obviously going to be the goofy type, Tim’s grandson and Bobby’s son, but I have this feeling that fusebox will try and serve us a Bobby 2.0 (given how popular he is) and I don’t want that. I also want a female li PLEASE. Actually more than one would be amazing.

8. New Hannah was baby. I also thought she was a li at first.

9. Priya!! I will never forgive fusebox for this crime.

10. Jakub. I feel like he’s more memeable. Also some people played his route and apparently he wasn’t that bad? He’s just ugly. Felix, on the other hand, trash.

11. Lucas. Henrik is not my type. If Bobby didn’t exist i would’ve definitely gone for Lucas.

12. I know a lot of people really hate Hope here but imma go with jo. At least Hope was nice to me and I kinda have this headcanon that she’s way nicer irl than on the show so yeah. Also jo is a rat.

13. I love them both so much but imma say Lottie just because I spent more time with her. We didn’t really get along in the beginning but she ended up being one of my besties so yeah🥺

14. I just remember when the guys were introducing themselves and I didn’t like any of them until Bobby came on. First of all looks, second his stupid little beefcake joke.

15. Dammit. Bobby. I’ve been in love with this pixel for almost a year now oof.

16. Prom was actually so good!!

17. Lottie. She went from fierce bitch to fierce softie.

18. Everything about the gems, I literally got so stressed ugh.

19. SEASON 2 WEDDING!! I still can’t believe I’m married to a pixel.

20. Since Bobby has to wake up early bc of his job, I imagine him growing a habit and becoming naturally an early bird. This means that on weekends he probably wakes up early and plays some game on his phone while MC cuddles up to him. I’m soft

21. I'm gonna say the surnames I gave the islanders in my fanfiction heh

Bobby McKenzie

Gary Rennell

Lucas Koh

Lottie Mills

Chelsea Jones

Henrik Ohman

Marisol Barnes

I'll think about the others later.

#litg #love island the game

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