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#battleship leaving thousands to drown at sea...because...it's so sharp'
justanisabelakinnie · 11 months
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angry-roomba-army · 2 months
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watching the season three beach episode right now azula is so goofy i love her
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sanrielle · 7 months
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Tenzin and Lin had to break up because their offspring would've had jawlines so sharp they could puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battleship, leaving thousands to drown at sea. Because they're so sharp.
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hummingintheback · 6 days
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Look at this face🧎‍♀️Mother is serving Cuntress!
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And those eyes and jaw? Careful, it can puncture the hull of an empire class fire nation battleship leaving thousands to drown at sea. Because it's so sharp!
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Ughh, ever wonder if Tenzin or any of Lin's ex lovers miss kissing her lips? LOOK AT THAT CHERRY LIPS
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crow-ter · 4 months
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slight spoilers for chains of covenant (I mean, the images at least since we all know the plot already)
But I just love how they both have the literal same interaction from both sides
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This from chapter 5 or so and then
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“Dont get me wrong! Im not here to save you, Im only here to settle scores with Conrad” Folloved by “haha, thanks Eugene ☺️”
LIKE YEAH YEAH WE GET IT YOU TWO TOTALLY DONT CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER, KISS ALREADY DAMN IT.
Bonus:
Its been like a few days (according to the journal) and just look at the way Gavus smiles when he thinks about Eugene and when he first sees him again 😳
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Like damn dude talk about “totally not caring about him amirite”
Oh and Gavus calls him Eugene instead of Hypogean now
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and says “thanks Eugene” like 3 times, our boy is having his character development already and all it took was a dwarf and some days apart.
also the way they both look gorgeous when they fight together
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Ooff…
AND OFC Obligatory Eugene Thirst posting bc, very much like Gavus, Im in love. And bc Eugene is the best boi of the best bois in afk. Plus the hottest (nightwing ass demon)
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How can you not fall for this face
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And those hips…
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Also Gavus is not less hot and has the best profile like damn
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That's a sharp jaw, Gavus. Careful.  You could puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battleship, leaving thousands to drown at sea because it's so sharp.
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vanilladrizzlequeen · 3 months
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1. My own mother… thought I was a monster. She was right of course, but it still hurt :D
2. YES! We’ve defeated you for all time! You shall never rise from the ashes of your SHAME and HUMILIATION >:0
3. That’s a sharp outfit, Chan. Careful- you could puncture the hull of an empire class Fire Nation battleship, leaving THOUSANDS TO DROWN AT SEA! Because… it’s so sharp :)
4. You and I will be the strongest couple in the ENTIRE UNIVERSE! WE WILL DOMINATE THE EARTH >:D
5. You mean it’s not obvious yet? I am about to celebrate becoming an ONLY CHILD!
6. *covers eye* *zuko voice* I must find the avatar to restore my honor. *normal azula voice* It’s ok, you can laugh. It’s funny >:)
7. You mean I’m not good enough for you? You’re hurting my feelings :(
8. I’LL SHOW YOU LIGHTNING!
9. Alright, hair. It’s time to face your DOOM >:(
10. I am a 400 foot tall purple platypus bear with pink horns and silver wings :I
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spaceakiko · 6 months
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Ei: Thats a sharp outfit Miko, careful, you could puncture the hulk of an empire-class fire nation battleship, leaving thousands to drown at sea! Ei: because, it’s so sharp… Miko:
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kakushino · 7 months
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That's a sharp outfit, Desi. Careful, you could puncture the hull of an Empire class Fire Nation battleship, leaving thousands to drown at sea.
Because... It's so sharp.
😳
Do you... want to do an activity with me?
👉👈
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hitchell-mope · 1 year
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Wednesday: That's a sharp outfit, Tyler. Careful. You could puncture the hull of an empire-class naval battleship, leaving thousands to drown at sea, because it's so sharp.
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roththeprimordial · 1 year
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Mileena: That’s a SHARP outfit, Scorpion. Careful, you could puncture the hull of an Empire Class Outworld Battleship, leaving thousands to drown at sea!… Because, it’s so sharp!
Scorpion: Uhh… Thank you?
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I ship Pau’s baking skills with my cooking skills, and together we shall unite to form a titan sized GORDON RAMSAY. AND OUR SPATULAS AND CHEF KNIVES WILL BE SHARP!!!
SHARP ENOUGH TO PUNCTURE THE HULL OF AN EMPIRE CLASS FIRE NATION BATTLESHIP LEAVING THOUSANDS TO DROWN AT SEA 🔪 ✨
Y’know, because its so SHARP. 🥺
THE WAY I READ THAT IN AZULA'S VOICE AS SOON AS I RECOGNIZED THE REFERENCE AHSJDKFKFK THIS IS SO GREAT
I ABSOLUTELY AGREE WITH THIS STATEMENT AND HEREBY DECLARE US CULINARY WEAPONS😤💖💖💖💖
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wack-ashimself · 2 years
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*watching a lot of top moments in avatar on youtube, and the most awkward flirting came up. I never laughed so hard at this show that I can remember.
"That's a sharp outfit, Chan. Careful, you could puncture the haul of a empire class fire nation battleship, leaving thousands to drown at sea... ... ...because... it's so sharp."
...um....thanks.
-avatar
**seriously, just rereading it makes me laugh all over again. It's said by zuko's sister (whatever her name is) and she's a known bad guy. So hearing a bad guy flirt is...awesome.
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Maybe we could find some other place. The lakeside. At sunset.
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Today I present to you: Ty Lee and Sokka teaching Azula and Zuko how to flirt. That is all
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coconut-cluster · 4 years
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speaking of azula, Remus absolutely flirts like azula and I will not be taking dissenting opinions
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skylordhorus · 5 years
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azula is absolutely awful and i luv her
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