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necrophatic · 4 months
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Korkie is Obi-Wan's bastard pass it on
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willowcrowned · 3 years
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People thing Quiggs was r e s p e c t f u l ????? Man's a bastard huffing bastard juice right out the rebreather
Part of me wants to say I get why people think he’s respectful and perfect and that the Jedi are wrong about him, because he does do a lot of good stuff, but at the same time another part of me wonders if they haven’t just fallen for the same shtick Qui-Gon pulls on everyone, because key thing about Qui-Gon is that he likes to make people think he’s dignified and wise and above it all but he’s really just 6’4 with a beard and has gotten really good at using that to his advantage.
You look at him with his long cloak and his tunics and you think, huh, okay, I believe that guy is a Jedi, and he’ll say something vague that sounds really smart and you’ll be like well he sure sounds like he knows what he’s talking about, but it’s an act, it’s all an act. Because underneath the sagely remarks and noble bearing that man is a bitch, and everyone who’s spent more than a day around him knows it.
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necrophatic · 2 years
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Forbidden Stove Water™
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necrophatic · 2 years
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*Sandstorm by Darude plays in the distance*
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necrophatic · 2 years
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ive never been to krispy kreme
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necrophatic · 2 years
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I unfollowed you. Make that 420 joke. 😏
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hell yeah
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necrophatic · 2 years
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whoop
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necrophatic · 2 years
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You know weed Qui gon reminds me of that one meme
Padawan Obi: Master is that a weed!
Qui gon: no these is a brownie
Padawan obi: I'm calling the council
He pressed some numbers on the macro wave, and somehow it with though the camera pans to Qui gon looking shocked and confused as illuminati music plays in the background.
Years later
Qui gon: Obi Wan is that the jedi council, I'm calling the weed!
Fiddles with his lightsaber
Weed: for 420 what you smoking?
Holy Shit 😂👌👌
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necrophatic · 2 years
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What are your sith! qui-gon hc's and are they painful
Quiggs but with tattoos and instead of weed he snorts coke.
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necrophatic · 3 years
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IMPORTANT QUESTION would mce be attracted to qui-gon humongous jedi tits™
So I got this new star wars plot. Basically there's this jedi and he's got HUGE boobs, I mean some SERIOUS HONKERS. A real set of BADONKERS.
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necrophatic · 2 years
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NOO I MISSED IT
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Someone unfollow me right fekkin now so I can make a 420 post. Do it for Bastard Man Quiggs.
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