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vixenmatch · 10 months
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had a horrible day and figured i would do the awful kirby theories art trend to ground myself and calm down and i kid you not this was the first fucking prompt i got
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I found hilarious Kirby theory generator on tumblr and wanted to draw some of the ideas I had drawn.
Can’t find the original blog I found it form, sad 😞
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Link to generator
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spleentoon · 9 months
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Got bored and instead of doing work I know I probably should, I decided to draw some awful kirby theories from https://perchance.org/awful-kirby-theories
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(technically didn't draw escargoon but ehhhh who caressss his head shape is pretty hard to draw well)
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ehatnow · 8 months
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New crackship incoming
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averysmolkirbo · 10 months
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Here are some of my favorite theories i made with the awful kirby theory generator
My top 3:
Dark nebula is obsessed with butter
02 is pretending to be a gamer
Galactic nova is afraid of waddle doo (hes scared of Beam Attack)
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floweyjoestar · 10 months
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Uhmmm welp-
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zerothemimikyu · 5 days
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lol
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pinku-hoshii · 10 months
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THIS TOOK SO LONG TO FINISH
A bunch of prompts from @paintpanic's awful Kirby theories generator!
This bottom text is in loving memory of the 'Grill isn't real' and 'Queen Sectonia has been dead for years' prompts that I loved but had to scrap from this
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startistdoodles · 10 months
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For the meme requests: This prompt I got from @/paintpanic’s Awful Kirby Theory Generator maybe?
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gamer boy spotted!!!!!
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kirbyliker12 · 11 months
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finished rqs AND me history final (MY DESK WAS SOOO SQUEAKY IT WAS AWFUL) think I did p good on le test though
more elaboration from rqs below😲
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Ok one Suzy n Kirby uhh I feel like Suzy would kinda be a tiny bit jealous of Kirby since ??? Kirby’s kinda like suzy but if everything went right in a way like they have the same signature color(pink) AND eye color 😙😙
also Kirby managed 2 defeat mecha knight even though it was seen as impossible n right after that Suzy tried messing up her father(in the Japanese version she actually says it came “sooner than expected”) but failed n then sent Kirby off to defeat star dream against impossible chances n won so Yeah hashtag when the 9 year old is stronger and has more friends than you in every single way
Obviously Suzy still likes Kirby bc it’s kirby n kirby likes Suzy bc it’s kirby n they both like having FUN n indulging in useless little things like favorite ice cream flavors or karaoke 👍👍
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I genuinely think taranza is one of the strongest Kirby characters ever but he just neva feels the need to apply himself bc it doesn’t seem that appealing (the only times he fights is from outside influence like sectonia or da mirror) his guard in star Allies also makes him invincible n doesn’t get chipped off like magolors(I think????? Yeah I don’t have star Allies sory guys kirbyDISLIKER14 theory confirmed) he could prob do all sorts of stuff but just. Doesn’t feel like it n would rather sit around appreciating nature or something
Magolor is magolor he’s so ambitious n flashy and schemy I hate dis guy……magolordisliker14…that’s ME!!!!
Nyway ya they kinda contrast each other in the silly way Taranza being the bearer of world controlling powers but just Not Using It At All Really is incredibly funny 2 me😋
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moonmacabre01 · 6 days
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I was messing around with the Awful Kirby Theories generator last night and decided to draw a few of my favorites.
Not included is "Dark Mind and Star Dream are madly in love" due to my inability to draw Star Dream.
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cits-kirby-brainrot · 6 months
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was going through the awful Kirby theories generator and ow this one hurts
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chowmoon2 · 1 month
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I was bored so I went on the awful Kirby theories perchance generator and wrote down some theories on my notes
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Some I found legitimately interesting but others are just because they were funny like Rick being a fugitive lmao
I also got Taranza hates Morpho Knight and Fecto Elfilis is actually a clone but I couldn’t fit them there
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brawlmetaknight · 2 months
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The biggest question I'd ever had with the series was what was under Meta Knight's gloves. Like, they aren't simple featureless nubs like Kirby, THEY HAVE THUMBS! If he IS the same thing as Kirby and Keeby do they grow thumbs as they grow older? It always bugged me once I noticed it in Smash Bros. For the first time. So maybe I'm thinking he isn't a Kirby sense there is alot of Kirby-like entities in dreamland like that one enemy in the SNES games that looks an awful lot like Kirby but just have a different (and arguably cuter) face.
a pressing question for sure lol. I know the common theory is that young puffballs have nubs and adults have hands, which I think is totally acceptable, but the more time goes by, the more I wonder if maybe kirby is just the odd one out? like what if it’s because he’s able to copy others and take on their traits that his base form is simple and malleable? considering this is a skill only he uniquely possesses while we have meta knight, galacta knight and morpho knight who all have wings, hands/arms, and wield weapons. WHY kirby has this skill is a whole other can of worms, but I do think it suggests that he's pretty special for a puffball. and it's not really their bodies that make me believe they're all the same species/entities, it's their faces. so i guess regardless of one's nubcanon (Nub Headcanon), there is a link!
as for batamons, I kinda imagine they’re like dittos (the pokemon) and basically just imitate whatever they see (albeit not perfectly).
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beardedmrbean · 2 months
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You know the whole 'Hi we have the cure for cancer but we're not going to share it with the world' awful, literally. Mythos thing about Wakanda made notice something
The cure was cancer was definitely not a silver age thing
It stated Kirby made Wakanda (though their advance technology was a later on addition) because he was tired of poverty porn Africa
And Wakanda xenophobia was acknowledged, because I learn there a page in a silver age comic where an African American character went “what’s up brother!” to a Wakandan
And the Wakandan him a “mute”
Now here my theory because when your…ancestors went to Europe for the world wars
Actually I think a lot of white Americans (especially poor ones) had a fetishized view of Europe. And they probably had they until WW1 where many had a one in a lifetime experience to meet Europeans
Then the Europeans immediately pointed out that Americans are foreign to Europe as a Chinese person.
Which definitely broke the illusion of Europe and lead to our modern American identity
Make sense?
So sliver writers probably took that account with doing black panther Mythos
Now the cure for cancer thing, oh I got my suspicions but I think older comic readers can help
But in the 00’s there was two black writers one named Houdini and the other Christopher Priest
Now I vauge on Houdini, but him and priest had that “WE WUZ KINGS” mindset
So they pushed the advance Wakanda shit…while saying that it’s a okay that Wakanda is xenophobic as fuck.
Actually I’m going to do a part to, but I notice something with black Americans writers when they get their hands on stuff.
Oh btw for Priest, well MCU Wakanda was heavily based off his run….
But Priest and the creator of boondocks had a falling out
To the point McGrunder took a piss out of him in a boondocks episode
Oh, priest had black panther beat silver surfer by using a wrestling move….so you can guess his mindset….Im not better with some crazy shit he tried to pull at dc in the 2010’s…no sir ree…
Actually I think a lot of white Americans (especially poor ones) had a fetishized view of Europe. And they probably had they until WW1 where many had a one in a lifetime experience to meet Europeans Then the Europeans immediately pointed out that Americans are foreign to Europe as a Chinese person. Which definitely broke the illusion of Europe and lead to our modern American identity
Never thought about it that way, though there is a lot of genetic memory in Americans we have tried to keep where we came from with ourselves to a degree, or at least some of us do.
Go find the local Greek community or little Saigon, Chinatown, Little Italy, and so on.
(relevant tangent time)
Guy named Andrew Doro (looked it up) made a splash several years back by chronicling his journey to eat food from every country in the world without leaving NYC, got his blog, and IG, looks like he's still going most recent post is from 5 days ago.
Older interview here
Not something you can do in Billings Montana but it's a cool project.
But ya some of us have done our best to keep the "old world" alive in our new home, you also get the families that came over and assimilated themselves forcibly.
Or you get mutts like me who's family roots go back before the revolution in some parts and while I know what my DNA says I also know that I'm American and not Irish or German.
Probably a good deal of what you were talking about going on in the aftermath of WW1 and 2 for sure, GI's staged in England before D-Day which was close enough to the US to not throw them but I'm sure folks had some culture shocks seeing the "old world" first hand.
We also can't forget
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I imagine some weebs have a similar experience.
As for the comic stuff I am not well enough versed in those to even say which is golden or silver age, I just recall that there was a deal with them holding on to the cure for cancer.
Mostly brought up when you'd get people talking about how great Wakanda was and their only experience was MCU, which is lots of people for lots of the characters in the MCU.
Had someone spouting off that Captain America wouldn't use guns, just his shield like steven universe, double dumb because he was shown using guns in The First Avenger.
But I'm sure I have a fair number of followers that will have the information on that and hopefully one or more of them adds it here or if they want to send it as a ask that works too.
Honestly my biggest issue with MCU BP was people thinking that either Wakanda was real or it's what Africa would have been like if not for colonialism.
Which both things are insane just for different reasons.
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moka-cocoa · 10 months
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Awful Kirby Theory generator drawings the first
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