bad: do you have any experiences with being a doctor, cellbit?

cellbit: uh. not really. i did a few surgeries that went bad in the past but they shouldn’t be classified as surgery. i was just opening people up

nahhhh the difference in content right now

on Philza's stream he's "playing" rocket league on the arcade machines at spawn to try and scam some tickets from his kids

then you open BBH's stream and it's depression roleplay hours with crying ghosties, sad eggs and a (kinda) dead cubito

cucurucho very much approves of phil babysitting the eggs because normally they're all very happy when around him and not trying to break out of the island, it just goes

"yes. yes. yes. participating in the qsmp. I hope you enjoy the island." before dropping a single bubble blower the kids start diving for to fight over and leaving- not offering anything of value.

one side of the island is fine as cucurucho is content with letting phil and the kids have fun. on the other side of the island though, they disapprove of how the theory bros are utilizing their time away from the kids and pouring their efforts into trying to leave. it will presume haunting them and leaving that half of the island terrified as the other side is now having a pool party - 💿

Cellbit rushing to Philza and checking on the eggs frantically, just been traumatised: DID CUCURUCHO COME HERE??? IT SAID SOMETHING ABOUT SEEING THE EGGS

Phil: Yeah it gave us some bubbles and ice cream :)

"Baghera is coming to pee so Cellbit cover any open wounds you'd have" - Average team Bolas sentence

FitMC of 2B2T doing gay Minecraft roleplay is the reason I’m learning how to properly draw buff men. What a time to be alive

philza wants what pol has (a complete immunity to lore)

So we started today normal enough with some Fit cleaning and egg tasks, followed by some Pac e Mike lore, then jumped straight into Etoiles fight to leave literal hell, then the summoning of El Lobo Nocturno at a furry convention at the same time, along with Max being in a coma, then it kinda simmered down with players picking out their entities, but then we finish the night off with new El Quackity and egg lore…..what.

Average islanders antagonist: An evil entity that possesses their Dear friend the president who threatens to kill the eggs

Missa's antagonist: 🔫 🐀

At this point I think whoever is sending these attacks on Etoiles has a huge crush on him and likes seeing him a wreck shit /joking

Just constant heart eyes the entire time

I ended up passing out after taking painkillers and woke up immediately to check the Tumblr tag to see the QSMP Brazil meeting pictures I might have missed and instead all I found was people shipping Tubbo's and Felp's holes. Okay.

jaiden has taught tubbo how to pole dance!

i wasnt paying attention but i just looked up at my screen to see roier with a speech bubble that said “gay sex”

im not insane when i say i feel like a majority of the qsmp fandom does not realize that jaiden is asian right

Roier sent a voice message to Cellbit to get copycat blocks and Cellbit actually logged in and gave him some. Also Roier pretended to be Hombre Misterioso again and Cellbit started hitting him. In the end they kissed and he left.

Caught absolutely ZERO streams today so I'm taking a very speedy glance at everyone's liveblogging posts on my dash. Every post is utterly incomprehensible. I am resigned knowing this is par for the course.

i leave 5 minutes to get something to eat and drink and come back to them exploding shit