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cvbullshit · 6 months

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Incorrect Quotes with the Aurora Brumbley AU

Aurora: Why does Jr look so sad?

Draco: He took one of those "Which Character Are You?" quizzes.

Aurora: And...?

Draco: He got Neville.

Aurora: Yo, is Neville sleeping or dead?

Barty Crouch Jr: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.

Draco: Yeah, so did I.

Neville: Okay, first of all, fuck you-

*The squad is having dinner together*

Vince: Gregory, can you pass the salt?

Goyle: *Throws Connor across the table*

Goyle: I really like this 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.

Connor: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Vince isn't.

Goyle, going over Connor's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative. Connor: Yes Goyle: Okay... may I know what you create? Connor: Problems.

Goyle: Guys… the headmaster just called— Abby: It was Colin! Colin: It was Ian! Ian: It was Kaylee! Kaylee: It was me!

Goyle: Time for plan G. Abby: Don't you mean plan B? Goyle: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Ian: What about plan D? Goyle: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Colin: What about plan E? Goyle: I'm hoping not to use it. Kaylee dies in plan E. Kaylee: I like plan E.

Goyle: What does “take out” mean? Colin: Food. Abby: Dating. Kaylee: Murder. Ian: It can be all three if you're brave enough.

Barty Crouch Jr: Watcha got there..? Aurora: petting a ostrich A smoothie.

Aurora: They don't make them like me no more. I'm the last of my kind. Barty Crouch Jr: Thank god.

Aurora: Go to Hell Barty Crouch Jr, tearing up: I wish I could

Aurora: God, give me patience. Barty Crouch Jr: I think you mean 'give me strength'. Aurora: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

Pansy: Look at the buns on that guy! Barty Crouch Jr: lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns Goyle:: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny! Pansy:: I'm not going back to jail!

Pansy: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity? Barty Crouch Jr: * turning to Goyle* How tall are you?

Pansy: Barty Crouch Jr, I am questioning your sanity… Goyle: I never questioned it, I knew his sanity was missing from the start.

Pansy: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything? Barty Crouch Jr: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital. Pansy: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you. Barty Crouch Jr: But I heard a siren. Moaning Myrtle: That was Peeves. Peeves: Sorry, I got nervous.

Pansy: You're smiling. What happened? Moaning Myrtle: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it? Peeves: Barty Crouch Jr tripped and fell down the stairs today.

Pansy, about Barty Crouch Jr: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group. Moaning Myrtle: Are we stealing him? Peeves: New or used? Pansy: Wonderful responses, both of you.

Pansy: Screams Barty Crouch Jr: * Screams louder to assert dominance* Moaning Myrtle: Should we do something?! Peeves, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

Pansy: Count me in! Barty Crouch Jr: Who the hell are you?! Pansy: Oh, you know my sister! She worked at Wendy's. Barty Crouch Jr: Oh yeah, Moaning Myrtle! How is she doing? Pansy: Oh yeah, not too good. She's been dead for the past month. Peeves: What the hell, she didn't tell us!

Pansy: Can I be frank with you guys? Barty Crouch Jr: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help. Moaning Myrtle: Can I still be Moaning Myrtle? Peeves: Shh, let Frank speak.

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cvbullshit · 6 months

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I remember I had made a bunch of Harry Potter AUs and therefore have a lasting group of Harry Potter AUs that I need to refine. At least refine those I wanna keep. A few of the AUs were based on Undertale AUs though, since I was young then and kinda didn't grasp the point that UT AU stuff is original for a reason and such, so I really gotta refine those.

Imma list my favorites or use to be favorites.

There was an AU I did where Voldemort and Harry had fused together into a half n half fusion during their final battle and was doomed to live that life forever. I remember that they were one of the saddest AUs at first because they had gotten so tired of life at that point, to the extent where, in an off series I did in my head where a lot of people from the AUs plus a timeline version of year 3 Harry, Ron, and Hermione lived in one pocket AU for whatever reason, but the people who lived in that pocket AU actually took away their wand out of fear of them trying to kill themselves.

One AU I had where Tom Riddle was swapped with Dumbledore, dude was nice, became a father figure for at least 3 other AU characters, and I for some reason made it to where he WAS around Dumbledore's age but looked actually pretty young aside from some gray hairs.

This next AU was just kinda cringe angst at most, Imma keep it for memory sake but I don't think I'll ever be proud of it. The AU was if the Golden Trio got killed off early and became vengeful spirits/poltergeist/demons for whatever reason. Absolutely hated everyone who were against them. Though I do remember there was a way to save/redeem them, which started to happen to Ron and Hermione in the story canon. Harry though? Almost completely irredeemable to the point where he could be counted as a whole other entity entirely, named Evans. Evans is an actual bitch, this mans killed off Hedwig, Professor Trelawney, and Crabbe. Ron and Hermione over here though, learning to forgive and befriend Draco Malfoy. EVANS WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

Last one I'll talk about right now is my newest one that I feel like got the most effort into it. It was suppose to be a simple self insert AU but then kinda got turned into Harry Potter x CV with added self insert kinda, since I ended up adding Crust and most of his team from CV plus mixed Deonie with myself a bit. This AU also had self inserts for my friends too. Let me tell you, I am STILL invested in this AU, it's so fucking good even if it could be considered cringe. Honestly, went from me, my friends, and a few CV characters being there to a whole ass story that revolves around my friend's self insert and somewhat GREGORY GOYLE. Just, ahhhhhh! I love it so much, I love all the people in there, I'm even working on a online story for it(sort of, I'm lazy af), just AAHHHH! The Aurora Brumbley AU is one of my best Harry Potter AUs. It literally made me love Barty Crouch Jr so much when I didn't care for his original counterpart! I also believe this AU houses the worst Crust of all time, like, zero redemption for this man, full on worst version of Crust. I literally simp for Crust and I can say that I will 100% punch Connor Bove(This AU's Crust) in the goddamn face. Just, ugh! This AU makes me feel emotions! I am NEVER letting this AU go.

#random post #random thoughts #rambles #harry potter #harry potter au #just me being weird #silly goofy mood

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