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Are we scaring the babies now sonny boy ?
Scaring the babies?
What the fuck, old geezer, I'm not going around scarring the minds of children.
Unless, you mean Diaper-Breath himself?
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"I'm back bitches, fill my askbox and I'll get to you as I can." (( Mun: I'm gonna do my VERY best to come back, I might not be very active with threads, but I'm going to try my best to be active with asks and the like. I'm doing a lot better now, I'm no longer sick so thats a plus. So hopefully I'll be able to scoot tumblr back into my schedule now. ))
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SPIRIT WORLD HAS NO CLASS!
But I do!
😆
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Two Yusuke's? Pfff-whhhaaaaaaaa...
Okay...
What the hell is a paradigm shift? Are alternate universes a good example of that?
My brain hurts!
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WHAT THE?!
I'VE ONLY BEEN GONE FOR A LITTLE OVER THREE MONTHS?!
WHY THE HELL DOES IT FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN GONE FOR FIVE?!
So... I missed... What?
What did I miss?
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MY LIFE... Sucks!
Skipped town to Makai to get more training since the incident with Bitch-Yukina.
I trained my fucking ass off for months in hopes to awaken a hidden power within my ass, found out that even though I became stronger, I...
I didn't get the results I was aiming for for the entire duration of the 5 months I've been away from Ningenkai.
Psyche!
What I was aiming to achieve is the hidden potential that my dead demonic ancestor spoke to me about: the ability to conjure up and wield lightning.
Well, I did get the lightning part finally toward the end of my stay! Raizen had finally given in and gave me the secret on how to do so, after he laughed his sorry ass off!
But controlling that shit is far more fucking difficult than I imagined it would be!
Anyway, I mainly returned from Makai because I caught wind of the stench of Lord Dickhead Enma and that he is still around... Alive... and he's back in Reikai-- Spirit World!
Who the fuck knows where the real Enma was hiding while Kurama and Hiei bagged the fucker's clone. Just know that I am every bit as disappointed as I sound, yet, part of me looks forward to breaking his face with my very own fists!
In other news...
Upon returning, Keiko's Yusuke-Radar went off and she came charging at me, screaming at me for disappearing and having not been hear for some mushy holidays that normies with normal lives celebrate.
Hello? I'm not normal. Have I ever been? And has not my life been far from anything relatively normal?
She yelled. She bitched. She punched my lights out.
Then the strange demon who watches over Kuwabara showed up. She told me that Kuwabara was alright during the holidays since Kurama kept him company, but meanwhile his home life was the same, yet, worse than normal. She informed me about how the Old Hags have been really harassing him for these past 5 months, that the enemy's use spiritual warfare had rocket up and scorched the charts. She says Kuwabara won't turn to anyone about any of it, since he has difficulty in admitting issues in his personal private life.
She spoke to me, warning me about imposters giving or selling false or corrupt information. She swears up and down that she is very much a part of Kuwabara's very own soul, but oftentimes she loves mixing up things a bit. She says she's one of his own personal manifestations and that, yes, they share the same soul and that she's merely an astral form of his. She is legitimately Kuwabara himself, but an extension of himself.
She said that guy I spoke to, that I had hunted down, was not the real guy I was searching for, but an imposter who sought to add confusion to our predicament and that he was an ANGEL who serves Enma.
Shit.
Well, this sucks.
But...
Hiroginna gave me some answers.
My real demon name is Kimaris who is also Purson.
Then she told be the weirdest shit EVER!
Hiei is actually a part of my soul, so is Yoko Kurama. That they are separate manifestations of my own soul, parts of me who gained physical forms... bodies!
Sheesh!
And she told me some other shit, too, with all of that. Pheh.
Apparently Kuwabara's old, original and first incarnated self--Lucifer--and my other selves (Kurama and Hiei) and myself got into some serious fights with Lucifer, vice versa, on account of something I did.
Hiroginna never told me what it was I did. Not yet anyway...
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*Yusuke arrived to see that Yukina had turned into some bloody psychopath with a chainsaw!*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I KNEW IT!
I HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO, BUT I TOLD YOU SO!!
YOU GUYS OWE ME!
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*Yusuke arrived in the Hospital Room Kuwabara was staying in, Kuwabara having been moved out of the ICU some time ago.*
Hey, buddy...
Catch!
*Yusuke tossed him a stuffed animal, some sort of plush of a popular character from pop-culture.*
Cute, right?
Ehh... I bought it from the gift shop.
I didn't know what to get ya, but I knew you like cats.
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Yo...
What the fuck is wrong with Hiroginna's head?
It's all kinds of fucked up...
Or was she merely using a tactic to shock the fuck out of me?
If it's the latter...
Ugh.
I hope it's the latter?
Man, man oh man...
*sighs*
The Kid needs help.
I thought Hiei was the ONLY weirdo amongst us.
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Well... I'll be leaving Demon World in a bit.
After talking to Orias and then to Kuwabara, I can see why Lucy is the wife figure in Lucy's and Beelzebub's relationship...
Kuwabara is a man- err male, but he is definitely in touch with his feminine side... rather he realizes that or not.
We calls thems "beta males"...
[...But he's a bit more fruity than the average hetero beta male types...]
But...
I wouldn't have him any other way than for him to be him!
So, BACK OFF FROM THE GINGER if you're thinking about picking on him!
You pick on him, you're picking a bone with me!
Got it?
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Heyo!
Keiko can be a cold bitch at times, but that ain't what's just eatin' me.
What bites is her bitch slap! Jeeze!
But I can live with those.
What I cannot stand about the bitch is her constant trying to "fix" me, like I'm her little project for home ec class!
I HATE SCHOOL!
But as hard as the punches come--
I'm far more than a double hitter!
I'm greater than a triple threat!
Don't fuck with me, unless you can play!
And you better play my game...
Because, if you can't last and you hit it to quit it-
I am no quitter!
By all means, try me!
You'll be leaving with more than a few broken teeth!
More like you'll be leaving in a body bag.
...
Yeah... I broke up with Keiko.
Big whoop.
Our relationship died some time ago.
I finally got tired of her shit.
By the end of our big blow out, bitch told me "grow up, Yusuke!"
Grow up?! Bitch! Grow up yourself!
So, after giving it some thought, I dumped the bitch seeing that we weren't going anywhere in the relationship after all these damn years.
Heh... She was not happy about that either.
I'm happy I didn't buy her the ring.
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Yo...!
I'm home!
I'm back in Human World again.
Did I take too long?
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If anybody is wondering...
Yeah, I still own my noodle stand. I haven't given that up even though I broke up with my ex.
I'm just not getting my hustle on today.
I've got more important matters to attend to right now besides "making dough".
So, anyway... Yeah, so you know.
And I still own my Ancestor's palace back in Demon World...
Makes me wonder what the old skeleton will say about all this that has transpired...
Shock maybe?
Nah, he doesn't seem the type to be.
He's too much of a damn kook and a bastard to be moved by such occurrences.
Then my mind moves to...
Kuwabara.
How different will he be when his past self is awoken? Already, he's a pain in the ass, kinda like me...
But he's a Chaos Deity. A Trickster...
Kitsune Demons are tricksters, right?
And Yoko Kurama...
Can be terrifying a fuck on his own.
Yeeeeaaaah...
We'll just have to see what happens when it happens.
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ZzZzZz...
Hmm?
Sorry... I dozed off.
[...I think I blew up a school...]
I did not sleep last night.
Why?
Well, for starters...
Kuwabara moved in to live with me last night.
Why?
After he broke out of the worst prison imaginable, no fucking doubt, he really had no place else to go. His place was not an option. Hell no!
So... We talked and talked until he clunked the hell out, which happened within 30 minutes of him finally arriving at my place. Surprised, huh?
No, the major reason why I didn't sleep last night is...
I'm a fucking night owl.
...Shhh. it's a secret...
Chill.
So, as he slept, I was in the living room playing video games.
🖕😁🖕
My mom, fortunately, had already passed out by the time Kuwabara and I got to my place. Pfft. Empty bottles were all around her, everywhere, as usual. Old bitch even fell asleep with a cigarette...
Like so.
How my damn apartment does not go up in smoke like the last ones, dammit, I don't know.
Funny, my mom was never behind any of those damn incidences. The first time, some asshole decided to play arsonist while my body laid happlessly like the corpse it practically was... The second time, Sensui "The Super Dick" blew up what was my next apartment!
Ugh. I am not ready to move again, mom!
Then again...
Maybe we should move?
Now that Kuwabara is staying with me, I need a bigger place.
I need a three bedroom apartment now.
Eh, I'll check the damn papers or "the internet" for a new crib.
...
**GETS HOME > CHANGES CLOTHES > MAKES FOOD STUFF...**
IT'S LUNCH TIME! DAMN, I'M STARVED!
On today's menu...
Washoku!
A traditional dish that one cannot do wrong by serving your guests with!
I should really ask the Big Lug what he wants next time, eh?
Nah.
He'll have to speak up on his own if he wants something.
...What?
Hey, at least I'm nice enough to feed the guy! Shit!
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*Yusuke watches buildings burn...*
I DIDN'T MEAN TO SET THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD ON FIRE!
I-I WASN'T THINKING STRAIGHT!
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Ugh.
Mom was Chatty Cathy tonight.
She asked an array of questions, too.
Never mind the old aged typical questions like "How long is he staying?" and "Where will he be sleeping?"
No, she prodded me in a different way.
What she once reserved for Keiko she now expresses over Kuwabara.
"What's your sign?" She asked him firstly.
Then; "What's your favorite color? I see you like blue."
And then add the other Q's came spewing forth, rolling off her damn tongue.
"Do you like my son?"
"How much do you like my son?"
"Are you two going to share the same bed?"
"Sleep under the same covers?"
"Are you two going to lock yourselves in Yusuke's bedroom tonight and make-out?"
"Are you two going to have sex?"
"Will you both be using protection?"
After I told her to quit her shit, to just drop it-
She then coolly added; "Oh, I see you brought your cat. I'm not changing its litter box. Yusuke can do that. You're his boyfriend, Yusuke."
And Kuwabara was just... quiet.
Jeeze, thanks, mom. Goddammit, woman.
Then she suggested we go out and watch a movie because she needed the living room for her "friends" whom she usually hangs out with.
Yeah, the guys in drag she invites over. Her "drinking buddies" as I call them. The bitch likes to get high and takes all day the next day to dry the fuck out.
*Sigh*
We're not going to watch a movie tonight, though.
We're meeting up with Kurama and Hiei, whether Kuwabara likes it or not.
I know that he doesn't mind Kurama, though, but there's so much tension between him and Hiei that at times you can cut it with a knife and serve it on a platter.
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