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face-full-of-fists-bitch · 2 years

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The Spirit-Dufus is probably at his usual hang out. If not, hunt him down.

I give you permission to use my body to complete your endeavors.

Just make sure, those who actually matter don't get killed.

Now there's a thought, of course Sonny Boy. I know how important they are to you, they won't get hurt. Just my target." *body possession takes over , time to hunt down a friend kidnapper*

#yusuke urameshi #yyh #yu yu hakusho #kazuma kuwabara #keiko yukimura #urameshi yusuke #ask kazuma kuwabara #ask!yusuke #ask!yusukeurameshi #askyusuke

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face-full-of-fists-bitch · 2 years

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Your choice, old man.

Are we scaring the babies now sonny boy ?

Scaring the babies?

What the fuck, old geezer, I'm not going around scarring the minds of children.

Unless, you mean Diaper-Breath himself?

#yusuke urameshi #yyh #yu yu hakusho #kazuma kuwabara #keiko yukimura #urameshi yusuke #ask kazuma kuwabara #ask!yusuke #ask!yusukeurameshi #askyusuke

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face-full-of-fists-bitch · 2 years

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At this point, I have no other option but to say--

Sure, go for it.

Are we scaring the babies now sonny boy ?

Scaring the babies?

What the fuck, old geezer, I'm not going around scarring the minds of children.

Unless, you mean Diaper-Breath himself?

#yusuke urameshi #yyh #yu yu hakusho #kazuma kuwabara #keiko yukimura #urameshi yusuke #ask kazuma kuwabara #ask!yusuke #ask!yusukeurameshi #askyusuke

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face-full-of-fists-bitch · 2 years

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Yeah? He fled the scene like a coward.

That brat has caused me and my friends more heartache than most everyone I've known...

Remember Puu?

This big guy?

Well, he started out as being this little guy:

And before that, he was an egg. An unnecessary egg that was thrust upon me to become my Spirit Beast, to which Koenma had hoped would either devour me or could use against me one day as a huge target, like shoot to kill or take hostage or some evil shit.

Pacifier-breath did not need to give me this thing, this thing that fed off my energy to exist, which is now another part of my soul that had made me all the more completely vulnerable.

If it suffers, I suffer. If it dies, I die.

Whatever Puu goes through, I endure the same and vice versa.

Yeah, the conniving brat made me a huge sitting duck on purpose. He was well aware of other means of me being brought back to life, but instead set up a long list of a series of events to entrap me in order to control me, hoping I'd fail.

This proves he's an absolute Narcissistic Psychopath. He's been acting this whole entire time, playing the victim card, meanwhile he's abusive to Botan and to anyone when he doesn't get his way immediately, deflecting mine and everyone else's arguments, gaslighting like Narcissists tend to do, thinks so highly of himself, plays the innocent card...

Yeah, he's a psychopath.

Are we scaring the babies now sonny boy ?

Scaring the babies?

What the fuck, old geezer, I'm not going around scarring the minds of children.

Unless, you mean Diaper-Breath himself?

#yusuke urameshi #yyh #yu yu hakusho #kazuma kuwabara #keiko yukimura #urameshi yusuke #ask kazuma kuwabara #ask!yusuke #ask!yusukeurameshi #askyusuke

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face-full-of-fists-bitch · 2 years

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You're joking, right?

The Booboo-Sucking Prince of the underworld kidnapped my best friend, let alone the fact of him having the intelligence to understand, that is, comprehend the many wrongs he commits! He's not innocent, he's well over 600 years old, like 670 or so by now since he was 666 years old when I first had the unfortunate circumstances of meeting him.

The point is, he's not innocent, far from it. He's an evil, spoiled narcissist, apparently... like father like son?

He's been in his daddy's business serving his old man like a mature adult. I doubt he's even a baby in real life, he just takes that form for sick kicks, for his own sadistic pleasure!

Are we scaring the babies now sonny boy ?

Scaring the babies?

What the fuck, old geezer, I'm not going around scarring the minds of children.

Unless, you mean Diaper-Breath himself?

#yusuke urameshi #yu yu hakusho #yyh #kazuma kuwabara #keiko yukimura #urameshi yusuke #ask kazuma kuwabara #ask!yusuke #ask!yusukeurameshi #askyusuke

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face-full-of-fists-bitch · 2 years

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Are we scaring the babies now sonny boy ?

Scaring the babies?

What the fuck, old geezer, I'm not going around scarring the minds of children.

Unless, you mean Diaper-Breath himself?

#yusuke urameshi #yyh #yu yu hakusho #kazuma kuwabara #keiko yukimura #urameshi yusuke #ask kazuma kuwabara #ask!yusuke #ask!yusukeurameshi #askyusuke

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face-full-of-fists-bitch · 2 years

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My own personal theme song. *points to video above* Sounds more jovial than I actually am in reality, although I'm not always belligerent or morose. I'm not that fucking bad!

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The track above is my 2nd theme, namely its associated with me whenever bad shit happens in my life or some serious shit is going down.

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The third video, the one above, is my demon theme BGM. I prefer this one over the other two.

Now for the others of my team...

KURAMA:

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It sounds like him if he were a tune to be played, like he's the embodiment of this music himself.

*Snik*

HIEI:

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Did I die and go a New Wave concert?

He has another, second theme...

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Sounds more like New Age this time...

The hell? Well, these are all unexpected so far.

Now to... KUWABARA:

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Why... Does HIS theme by far sound the most normal!?

*receives an answer*

...Because he's more down to earth?

Sigh. Okay.

So, I reacted to hearing this shit that Spirit World decided to sell about my life.

For a long time, I did not give a rat's ass about any of it, but since the situation has changed, I decided to give it a shot and relive the post traumatic memories I normally force myself to forget so I can sleep at night and not shoot my brains out with my own technique since guns are illegal to buy, sale, trade, or own in Japan, yet, the mob still manages to receive, own and use ammunition despite my homeland being an island surrounded completely by ocean water.

Go fig-

Anywhoo...

SPIRIT WORLD SUCKS MAJOR DOG DICKS!

#yusuke urameshi #yyh #yu yu hakusho #kazuma kuwabara #keiko yukimura #urameshi yusuke #ask kazuma kuwabara #ask!yusuke #ask!yusukeurameshi #askyusuke #Youtube

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face-full-of-fists-bitch · 2 years

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Don't cry, Keiko...

I hate it when you cry.

But yeah, you've gotta point about Kuwabara.

Human or not, you're my first best friend, Keiko. You were my friend when no one else wanted to be.

Plus, it isn't impossible for you to become a demon. I heard from a source that you can become immortal if you so choose to, but it takes a lot of hard work, effort, and determination. That, and you can be bestowed with a blessing to become immortal by a higher being.

As for powers go, you'd have to learn how to first hone in yourself and learn to wield your abilities.

Everyone has them, its just... everyone is at different levels compared with one another.

Keiko,

Are you alright over there?

If you are, please take Botan and yourself somewhere and stay safe. Be on guard!

Koenma has kidnapped Kuwabara again!

And the Diaper Rash might pull other shit he has up the crack of his ass, while he shits through his paper asshole located on his other end!

Yes, I’m Alright

However with your Hotheadedness, I probably have a better shot at finding Kuwabara than you do!

Since you’ve gone and died the first time, I’ve been around my fair share of.. Things

I know to keep my guard up. You gave me great “training” by looking up my skirt, So i know how to watch my back!

Me and Botan will be alright.

Just- for the love of good things, Don’t do anything stupid-

#keiko yukimura #yusuke urameshi #yu yu hakusho

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face-full-of-fists-bitch · 2 years

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I hear ya...

I'mma consult with Kurama and Hiei about this matter. See if they come up with anything.

Shit.

I hate all this damn drama. This kind of drama in particular.

I swear, the enemy always go after Kuwabara, other times they go after you, too.

When will it end?

Keiko,

Are you alright over there?

If you are, please take Botan and yourself somewhere and stay safe. Be on guard!

Koenma has kidnapped Kuwabara again!

And the Diaper Rash might pull other shit he has up the crack of his ass, while he shits through his paper asshole located on his other end!

Yes, I’m Alright

However with your Hotheadedness, I probably have a better shot at finding Kuwabara than you do!

Since you’ve gone and died the first time, I’ve been around my fair share of.. Things

I know to keep my guard up. You gave me great “training” by looking up my skirt, So i know how to watch my back!

Me and Botan will be alright.

Just- for the love of good things, Don’t do anything stupid-

#keiko yukimura #yusuke urameshi #ask keiko yukimura

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face-full-of-fists-bitch · 2 years

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Oh, he'll be sleeping alright...

Hello- Unfortunately, I must inform you that Kuwabara has been captured yet again. It may take much longer for you to get him back. Good luck.

#yusuke urameshi #yyh #yu yu hakusho #kazuma kuwabara #keiko yukimura #urameshi yusuke #ask kazuma kuwabara #ask!yusuke #ask!yusukeurameshi #askyusuke

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face-full-of-fists-bitch · 2 years

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Hello- Unfortunately, I must inform you that Kuwabara has been captured yet again. It may take much longer for you to get him back. Good luck.

#Ask...Koenma?#yu yu hakusho #ask kazuma kuwabara #yyh #yusuke urameshi #kazuma kuwabara #kuwabara #keiko yukimura

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face-full-of-fists-bitch · 2 years

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OH, COME ON!

This shit again!?

Koenma, you need a serious diaper change because its really causing your shitty attitude!

Hello- Unfortunately, I must inform you that Kuwabara has been captured yet again. It may take much longer for you to get him back. Good luck.

#Ask...Koenma?#yu yu hakusho #ask kazuma kuwabara #yyh #yusuke urameshi #kazuma kuwabara #kuwabara #keiko yukimura

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face-full-of-fists-bitch · 2 years

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I hear ya...

The place is sturdy as fuck, though, is what I'm saying. You could use one of your seedings to protect the main entrance and other plants that could help protect the place.

Knowing you, you have something kept in your pockets you can use to form a protective barrier.

Yo, Kurama!

First you, Hiei, and your kids need a place to stay.

Why don't you stay at Old Genkai's place in the meantime?

There's not many entrances, no windows, and one way inside. Plus, the place is mostly made of stone and mortar and the shit that makes it sturdy with no wood or any other shit that can catch on fire.

"Thanks for the suggestion, Yusuke. I'll talk to Hiei about it as soon as he's calmed down. He's, understandably, in quite a bad mood right now and I don't want to disturb him in any way for the time being."