So you admit that you sulk?

What? I mean, I guess? Not that often, only sometimes- well, I mean, maybe a little more frequently than sometimes-

It doesn't usually last more than a few minutes, usually I forget what point I was trying to make and wander off to do something else, or if they want to snap me out of it quicker a kiss from one of my boyfriends never fails to make me forget what I was thinking about entirely

hello first mate of the mechanisms, who roams the galaxies in the starship Aurora!!

Don’t listen to the others, I am the Captain of the starship Aurora.

are we sure someone’s not just cloning marius at this point

Gay

shit really?? fuck

what am i gonna tell ivy?

Hello! I don't think we've really spoken yet, how are you doing?

-@doctorbaronmariusvonraum

Hello, hello, hello! Tip-top, my good fellow, and yourself?

I’m tired, on a side note women are pretty

Can you platonically kiss someone?

Is that a thing?

If it is not, I think it should be.

What is this 'girls night' I keep hearing about? What is a 'girls night'?

Meow

Regrets? Me too. Want to talk about it?

- @archive-cat

Have we met?

hello doctor-baron, do you mayhaps know how to get your dear lab partner (*cough* raphaella *cough*)'s number?

Unfortunately she appears to have blocked me on every social media she can find and will not give me her number. However, you may encounter her naturally by responding to calls for participants in ethically questionable scientific studies! She will probably then experiment on and then kill you, but you will have met her!

So, who did throw doctor Carmilla out the airlock?

Who can say. Doesn’t matter, because either way that makes me Captain.

Sea Slugs :)

sea slugs

Who’s your favourite crew member???

see the easy answer to not get a wrench to the head would be nastya

but the real answer is scuzz

I've got a package for you! What's more, someone's painted it. Isn't it lovely?

Oh, it is rather!

But where are my manners? Hello! Lovely to meet you!

Stop Kinning Mr. Gunpowder Loser

Who the fuck is Mr. Gunpowder?