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askivyalexandria · 5 days
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you can love someone and still murder them in cold blood without remorse btw!!! the two are not mutually exclusive and to suggest otherwise is a very heteronormative point of view!!!!
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askivyalexandria · 2 months
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askivyalexandria · 2 months
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THIS PICTURE JUST MADE MY LIFE.
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askivyalexandria · 3 months
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wdym you're going to hold me at gunpoint? What's next you caress me at gunpoint?? kiss me at gunpoint??? 🤨
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askivyalexandria · 3 months
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WEEZER. BLUE.
[video id: an 8-second animation of ivy alexandria (from the mechanisms) using meme audio of someone saying "my girlfriend once said my eyes were weezer blue," pausing, "she also often says that she thinks i am autistic?" to emphasize the "weezer blue," there is a closeup of ivy's face, very cartoony, with sweet sparkly eyes the color of the blue album by weezer. the last frame, when the voice gets confused, shows ivy looking down at the book in her hands, discord messages floating above her head. they read; thinking abt how ivy ts echolalia is basically canon. lashings my beloved brian & ivy. weird little girls immortal very smart and full of autistic girl rage points at ivy. autism she has so many thoughts and as if getting them into spoken words wasnt hard enough without trying to get it from a metal brain to a flesh body. words hard thoughts plentiful frustration abundant. end id.]
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askivyalexandria · 4 months
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sorry i made the autopsy sexual. it will happen again. :(
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askivyalexandria · 4 months
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I guess you took that one tag to heart, then.
It is a shame, really.
Gay
i don’t deserve these false allegations
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askivyalexandria · 4 months
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There is almost a 99.99% chance that that allegations is not false.
I would Know.
Gay
i don’t deserve these false allegations
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askivyalexandria · 4 months
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Do not tell anyone but i actually account for the crew stealing/burning/generally messing with my books.
If I actually want to keep certain books safe, they will not be able to find them.
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askivyalexandria · 4 months
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Statistically, yes, but most will not admit to it.
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shit really?? fuck
what am i gonna tell ivy?
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askivyalexandria · 4 months
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In the last 38 earth hours you have called me gay approximately 27 times, 28 if you count the time you were cut off by... things. But, I think it is appropriate to point out that that heart is gay, so.
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shit really?? fuck
what am i gonna tell ivy?
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askivyalexandria · 4 months
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You already call me gay enough as it is.
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shit really?? fuck
what am i gonna tell ivy?
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askivyalexandria · 4 months
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ivy alexandria . rb if you agree
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askivyalexandria · 5 months
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Mechs Ships Tournament: Shipping Preliminary Round Poll 12
Propaganda:
Ivy/Jonny: Gayed a little too close to the sun with these two.
Artemis/Actea/Lyssa: it would be funny
Odin/Crawling Chaos: rainbow and train woman
The winner of this poll will advance to the full bracket :)
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askivyalexandria · 5 months
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bark bark
-Jonny @askjonnydville
bark?
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askivyalexandria · 5 months
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i get into a fight with a steampunk cosplayer and use a wrench to tighten the gears on his outfit until he overheats and explodes
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askivyalexandria · 5 months
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Can you either confirm or deny that you were one of the people that stabbed Caesar?
No, no I cannot. And don't take my refusal as an indicator of either. I can't say anything without my lawyer.
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