Just now realizing as an adult that you can in fact order things online after loving them in a store, you don’t have to make a size work for you when they don’t have your size.

(Un-) Lucky coincidence - 3

Jenna Ortega x Fem reader

Summary: After helping Jenna Ortega, Y/N invites her to stay at her apartment when Jenna's hotel reservation is canceled. Jenna accepts the offer, and they bond over music and their shared vegetarian lifestyle while enjoying Chinese food and planning Jenna's stay in Austria for another 1 and a half weeks.

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“Oh, cool cool, I’m here with my car soo uhm do you need a ride?” I asked Jenna, trying to not freak out. “Uh yeah that would be great. Where do you even live, like do you have a house or-“, “What a house, you’re funny, no I have an apartment nearby. Houses here in Innsbruck are very expensive, if you wanna buy a house, that’s not the size of an shoe box you’ll have to pay at least 5 Million euro. Even to buy an apartment is really expensive. Mine costed around 500.000 euro.” I nearly cried out of laughing “Come on let’s go to my Car, and maybe close your mouth on the way there, Innsbruck is a very expensive city” I laughed at how shocked she was, it really is normal around here. “Yeah let’s go, sorry. I am really shocked right now your apartment is just a little less worth than our house in Coachella and my apartment in LA is way, WAY cheaper than yours” Jenna explained while we went to my car. “Oh really I thought America is more expensive than Austria.” I said while unlocking my car.

“apparently not, I really thought Austria would be very cheap, well I thought wrong. Oh is that your own car or is it your parents?” “No it’s my own, I love this car” I proudly said while getting in to my Ford mustang Mach-e. “Wow I thought you were a nursing student, by the way how old are you?” Jenna glanced at me while I connected my phone to the car.  “I’m 19 (feel free to put in your age) how old are you?” I asked Jenna. “Woah how do you have an own apartment, a car like that and your job at the age of 19? Oh yeah I’m 20 but I’m turning 21 this year” she said and smiled at me. “Oh you’re not old yourself, you know for what you’ve reached so far. Well I started to study at 16, I skipped a few classes and I wanted to move out from my old home so I started to save money and I do make money besides school so yeah that’s pretty much it.” I just explained when we drove off, I played some music and I could see from a side eye that Jenna was enjoying it. “wow so you are the youngest in your class, at least I suppose? And how do you manage to make money, well enough money for all that while still going to school. I know that my sister, Mia she is 2 years older than me, is now nearly done with nursing school and she barley has time to work a part time job and make enough money for anything like this. Oh yeah before I forget to ask, where do you find those remixes we’re listening right now” She asked me and started to get into the music even more. “Oh she’s a nurse as well? That’s so cool, but it’s true. When you’re in nursing school you don’t have enough time to make some Money, except you are lucky enough, like me, to make your money doing something you love, for me it’s DJing. I have my YouTube channel and I have now nearly 5.5 Million subscribers, that’s where you can find those remixes by the way. That’s how I make my money. I’ve never shown my face though so I live a normal life. I collaborated with one of my best friends I met online her name is Antonia aka. RevedTV, I really got a lot of subs from her community. All in all I’m just lucky” I explained smiling because that really is just luck and it’s so cool to receive so much good karma. “Okay, wow yeah I don’t really know what to say here, I’m flabbergasted. Congrats on that and you got to tell me your artist name, I really want to listen to more of your remixes.” Jenna said, and to be honest that made me so proud of myself because everyone knows that Jenna is addicted to music and that she has a certain taste of music, I think she has a really good taste in music, but I got ripped out of because we were already pulling up to my garage.

“Thank you” I just realized that Jenna was talking to me earlier, I kind of zoned out, I still got to tell her about my ADHD otherwise she might thinks I’m rude. “Sorry for not talking to you sooner, I kind of zoned out, you know I have ADHD just wanted to clarify so I don’t come off rude. Sorry”. “Don’t be sorry, that’s ok you don’t seem rude, I know how it feels to zone out, happens way to often to me too” She just giggled at me. “Oh thank god you can relate to the zoning out, hey believe it or not some people don’t zone out at all. It really shocked me to learn about that” I explained living through the exact same feeling as I did when I first learned about that. “Yeah no way, you’re kidding right?” she asked me “Nope. I’m not kidding I swear”. “Wow second time you made me speechless today, just for your information, normally that doesn’t happen to me and certainly not twice”, “ Okay and what exactly does that mean?” I asked her while we got in the elevator I live on the 3rd and 4th. I jokingly started to tease her “Do I make you nervous … nahh just kidding” I laughed and I’m not sure but I think Jenna blushed a little but maybe it’s just my imagination. We arrived at third floor and I unlocked the door, holding it open for Jenna “Milady, after you” “Thank you”. “You can keep your shoes on or how ever you like, feel comfortable, do you want a little tour so you see how we Austrians live” I asked her. “Yeah sure I’d love to” she said while she took off her shoes. “ Okay first room to your right is my guests bath, next to it the guests  room and a little storage room” “Mhm oh the furniture is soo cool” Jenna said. “Then you should wait until you see my room, anyways around that corner is my kitchen and the eating era, come on.” “Woah I definitely wasn’t  expecting an all-black kitchen it’s so cool and so big. Y/N you have a really nice furnishing style, I love it here.” Jenna said. “Thank you so much yeah I really took my time because I want to feel at home here so no compromises with anyone, you won’t believe me how many people said ´oh no black kitchen… don’t do this… don’t do that- bla bla bla` but as already said no compromises. Okay come on we have another floor to look at” I just said. “Another one? Wow cool you really hyped me for your room.” “Okay then come on, soo here is my bathroom, I really needed that freestanding bathtub and again a lot of black elements I love it looks so  fancy. Next to my bathroom I have my laundry room nothing special in here. But now my second favorite room, my studio. Here happens all my ´Musical magic´” Jenna looked stunned at me and I just had to laugh at her face and about myself, calling myself magical. “Well I guess we make it a third time that I don’t know what to say wow, this is all so cool, amazing is that your DJing controller?” Jenna asked me. “Yeah it is if you want I can show you a few things on it later” I suggested. “I’d love to, maybe you can teach me a little bit” she smiled like a little child when I nodded at her request. “Okay now come ooonnn I am so hyped to show you my room, I really love it so let’s gooooo.” “Oh my god you’re hyping me up so much don’t hype me anymore I don’t think I could that you know… emotionally” Jenna laughed.

“Well then we’ll make it short and painless. Here take a look.” I said with the biggest grin on my face, because I know we can add another speechless Jenna moment to our list. My room is the biggest of all my rooms, it has 2 black Walls on which my Californian King sized Bed is, also it’s slightly higher than everything else because it’s build on this platform thing, where I have two huge drawers, I know I don’t need bed this big alone but I really fell in love with it, I think its needless to say that I wouldn’t spent so much money on a bed I don’t need, but I got it as a gift from one of my advertising partners. I also have a lot of plants and little decoration things, Pictures and a few fan gifts, a big ass aquarium, way too big tv, but again it was a gift, my beloved Book shelf, next to it a tiny two person couch and a desk for schoolwork and editing. But now my favorite part, my walk-in closet. “So Jenna what do you think” I grinned. “Wow this room is amazing, how long did you spent to make it look like that, and that bed oh my god can I sit on it, it looks sooo comfortable” Jenna said. “Yea you can also lay in it if you want, it was a gift from my advertising partners. I think I’ve spent one and a half months on this room, but only because I didn’t accept any help in this room, I really wanted it like I imagined. So I build that platform for my bed myself and lowered the ceiling for the LED’s.” I explained “How’s the bed?” I laughed at how tiny Jenna looked in it. “It’s amazing but I am a little scared that I’ll get lost in it.” We both started to laugh like crazy. My stomach started to hurt out of laughter I threw myself on my bed next to Jenna and tried to calm down. Needless to say we pushed each other even more and only after 10 minutes we started to calm down. “Uhg now my stomach hurts, Jenna do you still want to drink a coffee” I asked her still giggling. “Yeah sure, can you help me up” “sure her you go, we gotta go downstairs for coffee, or are you hungry?” I asked Jenna now. “Well yeah are you?” she asked. “I am so hungry right now, do you wanna order something or should I cook?”, “Uh we can order something and I pay for it you know as a thank you” Jenna suggested. “Oh Jenna you really don’t have to that’s fine you’re my guest so please let me- “ Jenna interrupted me “Yeah and you helped me when no one did so please I insist.” “Okay thank you” I gave up I didn’t stood a chance. “What should we order?” I asked Jenna. “Well I’m currently chancing my diet for Romania so something vegetarian, do you like Chinese?”, “Oh I love Chinese food and btw I’m vegetarian too, had to change from vegan to vegetarian because of the nutritious, kind of sucks” I explained to Jenna whom nodded at what I was saying. “oh my god same, I was so devastated when I found out I had to change that.” We both ordered some spring rolls and those lobster chips the white ones. “So should we look for places you could stay, or do you maybe wanna stay here, I mean only if you want to and feel safe and everything” I offered her, not really knowing what she’d say and hoping to not scare her away. We sat in my 2nd floor and before she could answer the doorbell rang. So I had to run down and get the food. “Hey Jenna do you wanna eat in the living room or down here?” I yelled up. “ Uhm however you want” she yelled back. So I got everything we need form the kitchen and got back up. “ I think it’s more comfortable if we stay here. Well about my offer-“ Jenn a cut right in “Uhm I’d love to but only if you’re really fine with that.” Oh my god, I think my heart is about to stop. Jenna really is going to stay at my place. “Yeah totally I can set up the guest room, you can stay as long as you want. I really mean it. How long are you staying in Austria anyways?” I asked her. “for another 1 and a half weeks, we are going to start promoting Wednesday, so the rest of the Wednesday cast comes here tomorrow, and thank you for everything”

A/N: Wow these are getting longer, fyi English is not my first language. Still hope you like it :)

prime numbers!

2: shoe size

usually a women's 5 or 6 in most brands. my fav shoes are vans in 5.5 and they fit perfectly. the ones i had before this are converse in 6 and they fit pretty well too. i got some shoes in a kid's size 4 from a brand called school rider, they fit but they're really tight. i also got some shoes that are madden nyc brand, they're size 5 and are so big they barely fit. so it really just depends

3: do you smoke?

no but i wish i did

5: do you take drugs?

again, no but i wish i did lol

7: have tattoos?

no but i wanna get some one day...

11: best friend?

don't got one

13: biggest turn ons

tall girls and flop ass losers

17: someone you miss

idk... if someone isn't in my life anymore there's almost always a reason for it, and when i miss them i think of that. maybe the trans guy i was friends with or my best friend from elementary/middle school

19: a fact about your personality

i'm insane but you probably already knew that

23: my relationship with my sibling(s)

don't really talk to them much except for my brother when i tell him i'm out of school and to come pick me up. or when i ask him for tech support

29: a reason i’ve lied to a friend

i try my hardest not to lie to people. but when i was 12 two of my online friends were dating and i had a crush on one of them. i'd confessed to him a few months before and my feelings were apparently reciprocated but he "wasn't ready for a relationship." got jealous as fuck and was angstposting about it on deviantart. the other friend saw it and asked me "kitty is this bc me and (name) are dating" and i was like "nah it's just about irl shit"

31: what your last text message says

"yah"

37: one of my insecurities

don't feel like saying it

41: where i want to be right now

hanging out with a hot girl

43: sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

i shan't say

I walk a lot and have been having problems with my shoes wearing out faster than I'd like. The problem with lots of "walking" shoes is that they're made of foam and that doesn't hold up. I tried the skate version of the vans hi-top, and while the sole and outside in general is doing alright, the heel on the inside is completely worn through which makes them uncomfortable to wear and it hasn't even been a year. I think I'm done with vans because another issue I have is that they're incredibly difficult to get my foot into because I have a high instep. They fit fine when they're on, but it's almost not worth the trouble. The laces are gonna snap too because of the constant loosening and tightening I have to do to get my foot in. I have some boots I walked like 10 miles in the other day and I can use those during the cooler months, but I really need some shoes that look good with shorts and aren't so warm when it's hot out. I've been trying to look in the category of what they call "sneaker boots." Or hiking boots that don't look like bulky hiking boots. I found some I really like but they don't make them in my size (stop at 6 and I need 5.5) - this seems to happen relatively frequently with boot style shoes. I just want shoes I can actually walk and live in without them falling apart! Why is that so hard to find?!

The whole sustainable vegan thing has been a menace. Those synthetic materials suck and fall apart. It's just an excuse for companies to sound good while making cheap bad quality products.

1. H: 168cm

HW: 55kg

CW: 50kg

LW: 49kg

GW: 45kg

2. H: 168cm. yes. I wish i was a little bit taller because then i could restrict the same but loose more weight.

3. tbh i just want thin thighs + waist. my waist is 25in? idk i wish my thigh gap was bigger.

4. hair loss. brittle nails.

5. i am very motivated by image. i just don’t wan to be insecure.

6. no but i snack mindlessly.

7. they constantly tell me to eat more.

8. 80+(can range up to120)x20m swim x2/week (1hr each time). jump rope challenge every day 1000+. intense 500kcal cardio every three days (mon, thur, sun etc). constant exercise when idle (lilly sabri slim leg workout/snatched waist). aim for 3k steps.

9. yes but they’re all overweight anyways.

10. snacking. breakfast desert. juices. cake and brownies. crisps.

11. idk i just use tags.

12. choc ceral w semi skimmed milk (110kcal)

two slices of bread (200kcal) w/ hot drink (about 75-120kcal). chocolate bar (114kcal) = 400kcal

small homemade pizza (base 110kcal) + sauce (50kcal) + mozzarella (190kcal) = 350kcal

total= 860 + dessert (anything under 300kcal)

13. trying to just workout more tbh. so ig healthy.

14. 45kg by june.

15. i was raised veg so i don’t really know any better lol.

16. almost a yr ago. six months i changed my eating and now i’m changing my habits again.

17. maybe. i’m not diagnosed with anything.

18. milk chocolate.

19. breakfast an hr ago.

20. n/a

21. size 4/6 uk (0-2 us) however i wear size 8 (4) in skirts because i like to wear them on my waist. size 5.5 shoe which is like a 38 or 39 eu.

22. 49kg. my parents made me and i was on break for three weeks from swimming.

23. not really. i want to weigh less for vanity and for swimming.

24. i dont care ngl. do what the fuck you want as long as it doesn’t negatively impact me.

25. nope. i’ve tried a few times but i can never bring myself to.

26. bikinis.

27. think about those fat people wieiad’s. they make me feel so ill. or the smell of a vape or something else gross.

28. i already have a gap i just want it bigger because i hate my thighs touching lol.

29. the smell of rain

Fun facts about my partner (because it occurs to me that I've not really described him here beyond amazing & severely adhd riddled):

• he is about 5.5 ft tall (we wear the same clothes & shoe sizes; his students thought it was hilarious & absurd that he wore my converse high tops for 3 days when his pumas finally died) with brown hair streaked with gray that is just past his shoulders. He is the very definition of barrel chested & has a full beard (that's also streaked with gray). He has a deep gravely voice with a THICK Texas accent (think south dallas area because texas accents vary).

• he is covered in tattoos all of which are in black ink & all but 2 of which he did himself

• dude is an insanely talented artist but his preference is Turner-esque landscapes. Man can literally sketch or paint anything & is working on resurrecting his painting livestreams. He enjoys teaching and making art accessible to everyone & is currently a middle school art teacher.

• loves musical theater (he was singing songs from Chicago while feeding the cats this morning)

• massive history nerd

• Carrie Fisher was his 3rd cousin (even prior to knowing that, he was a star wars nerd)

• loves LOTR, hockey, Star Wars, a variety of video games & only OG Star Trek (he's currently playing a game where he's a shark with a jet pack & lasers??)

• loves fantasy football because it's all just statistics & competition but only agreed to be in his league because he was allowed to design his own team's logo/helmets. He never watches football nor has the desire to but is intensely competitive. (So competitive in fact that after watching Good Omens, I text him good news that next morning followed by a gif of "Can I get a Wahoo" & he lamented for a week about wanting to be the first to use that gif. Now 7 months later if I bring it up, he rants for 10 minutes.)

• used to play hockey as a goalie.

• loves his chickens... possibly more than me. Like if it came down to eating chickens or me for survival, I don't fancy my chances.

• spent his entire adult life married to 2 women (one right after the other) who were both basically the same abusive narcissist in different physical packages. Poor man still has ptsd nightmares & because he has kids with both we have to deal with both on the regular.

• has adhd so severe that even with medication it still borders on debilitating. Most websites, forms, and admin stuff frustrates him to the degree that he gives up almost immediately. Dyslexia doesn't help. Even before we dated, I was his admin. I came over to help him sign up for insurance & such all the time.

• that last fact makes him react with awe, terror, & the conviction that I'm magic due to the sheer volume of shit I can accomplish & the fact that I generally know where everything is at any given moment. I am the keeper of the stuff.

• he is the most genuinely kind human i know. I've seen him run across the creek behind our house to help people he has never spoken to without a moment of hesitation.

• he is theatrical & flamboyant enough that despite knowing he has kids & a female life partner, his students still openly ponder if he is gay. This isn't helped by things he says. (A student is acting afool & so he says he will become besties with their mom. Kid replies that mom is married. He comes back with "So? I'll be besties with him too. Heck I'll kiss your dad if it results in you doing your actual work. I don't care.")

• is one of those rare teachers that genuinely cares. Like he always provides a refuge, a safe space, & snacks at this middle school in a lower income area. He legit spent 3 days sobbing when the dickhead principal didn't renew his contract because he "doesn't want to leave his kids". The kids found out, staged a walk out protest. He heard about it when it was happening because nobody could break it up, went out there & told them all that he appreciated the thought behind it but what he really wanted was for them to go back to class. They all immediately lined up to hug him & then went to class because he has that level of respect & pull with them. This didn't help his principal's unfounded & intense dislike of my partner.

• he can fix nearly anything but is somehow always floored by my ability to fix or build things. (I watched him rebuild our washing machine when it went on the fritz but he is stunned by my changing out shower heads and skim coating walls and removing shitty backsplash tiles/adhesives or building a cat enclosure) He claims that my smattering of skills makes him want to learn a bunch of those skillsets to "catch up" but that by the time he does, my skill will have probably progressed further in that area. He really enjoys my particular art/craft style because it's so different from what he does & it inspires him.

• loves to be out in nature but is often amused & a bit confused about my passionate rants regarding plant life. (Fucking invasive ass chinese privet has taken over wooded areas. Fuck that noise.) He is impressed by my vast botanical knowledge & likes that when we go out to get reference shots for his paintings, I'm drawn to different perspectives in the same area because it makes him look at things differently.

• will beat a joke/bit into the ground. (He can't sleep in clothes lest he flop around like a tuna in a net at 3 am. However for the last month every time I remind him to take off his pants he says "But [Dr M], I get hot & the pants wick the sweat..." Every. Fucking. Night. If i hear the phrase 'wicks the sweat' one more time I will lose it. He also referred to The Cranberries as 'Sheryl Crow' last night & I nearly beat him to death with a chunk of granite.)

• has an amazing smile that's contagious so it's hard to commit acts of violence during said bits because of the glee on his face.

• is absolutely absurd but with a deadpan/dry delivery that makes that absurd thing semi-belivable. Like when he was on leave from work & when he came back told each class something new about where he was. He can improv absurdities so well.

There's probably far far more but I'm not fully caffeine yet so. That's what you get.

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291.

What did you do last night? I had dogs, cats and a guinea pig to feed, and after that I just chilled at home, watched TV and had fish-finger sandwiches for dinner, lol.

What was the first thing you thought about in the morning?  Why was the dog waking me up at bloody half five, lol.

What are you wearing right now? Black leggings and a black and white floral tunic top.

When was the last time you got drunk? Our wedding night, which was almost five years ago now. I don’t really drink very often at all these days.

What pisses you off the most? Tailgaters and drivers that don’t indicate.

Last thing you questioned yourself on? Whether I’d turned the tap off at a clients’ house yesterday. I went back to check and of course I had turned it off, but I reaaally confused the dog lol.

Bars or clubs? Bars or pubs.

Where do you want to be at a year from now? I really never plan my life that far in advance.

What is your favorite trait about yourself? I’m good with animals.

Anything bothering you right now? I’m just tired from being woken up at stupid o’clock this morning, but otherwise I’m feeling pretty good, to be honest.

Do you like pickles? No, I can’t stand them. Luckily Mike loves them and so does my mum, so there’s always someone to take them off my hands, lol.

When was the last time you got a phone call? Uhh, I don’t remember - I don’t really talk on the phone much, lol. I did FaceTime my mum on Friday night, though.

Who is your favorite football team?  I don’t follow football.

Have you ever bobbed for apples? Maybe as a little kid, yeah.

Have you ever thought you could do a better job at being president? Nope lol. I can’t imagine how horrendously stressful that job is - the whole world is watching you and no matter what you do, you’re going to piss off and upset someone.

If you could only drink one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be? Coffee.

What’s one food you could eat everyday for the rest of your life? Potatoes or bread.

You’re in line at Taco Bell, what’s your order? I’ve never been to Taco Bell, so I couldn’t tell you what they serve.

How many months are there until your birthday? 5.5 months.

Have you gotten gum stuck in your hair? No.

Where is your sister right now? I don’t have any sisters.

Is your handwriting large, tiny, or pretty normal? Normal, I guess, but I can adjust it to be big, small, print or cursive without too much effort or thought.

Are you currently listening to a song? No, I have the TV on but it’s more background noise than anything else.

If yes, what song is it? ...

Do you have a digital camera? I do, but I never use it.

Do you own any kind of yellow clothing? Nope. This question came up on the last survey too, lol.

What time is it? It’s currently 11.44am. What color are your eyes? Dark brown.

How long does it take you to shower? About eight minutes.

What jewelry do you wear all the time? My wedding and engagement rings, all my earrings and my nose stud.

Any siblings? Nope.

What are you doing tomorrow? Working. I have five dog walks - Sparky and Archie, Bobby and Bailey, Charlie and Trouble, Nera, Buddy and Billy - then a riding lesson, then I need to go and get the food shop done, lol.

What color are your socks? I’m not wearing any.

What color do you wish your eyes were? I’ve always wanted green eyes.

How long is your hair? Around bra strap length.

Can others make you cry easily? No, I tend to cry over situations rather than actual people.

Whose house did you last go to? Pam’s.

Where did you get the shirt you are wearing? It’s from George.

How has the past week been? Busy, but generally it’s been pretty good as we’ve had amazing weather and everyone has been in a good mood, lol.

What year were you born in? 1988.

What size shoe do you wear? UK size 6.

When did you first get your period? I was twelve - I got it the first day of year eight.

Do you like thunderstorms? Yes, I love them so long as I don’t have to be outside in them.

Do you have a bad attitude? I can do sometimes, hahah. Are you the first born? Technically no, as my parents had a still-birth before me. Are you a vegetarian? Nope, though I did experiment with it when I was a teenager.

Are you eating? No, not right now.

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What's the longest you've spent on this website in 1 day?  I used to spend the majority of my time on Tumblr back in high school. I mean like, from the time I woke up until the time I went to bed, I was basically on Tumblr. I miss it.

Could you climb the monkey bars now like you did as a kid? Nope.

Have you ever dyed your eyebrows to match your hair?  Nope. I dye my eyebrows darker now, which coincidentally matches my current hair color. But I was dying them darker before I dyed my hair dark.

Last sentence you said out loud. I honestly have no idea. Probably something to my cat, lol.

What's your favorite shower/bath product?  Body scrub and body oil.

When was the last time you looked out of a window? An hour or so ago.

Do you have carpet in your place of residence?  Yes, in the bedroom and closet.

What's your shoe size?  Size 5.5, but I typically wear a size 6.

What kind of toothpaste do you use? Rembrandt. Do you watch game shows?  Sometimes.

How many stitches have you had in your lifetime?  Several.

Have you suffered from depression? Yep, still do. Do you like rap music?  I do.

Do you have a favorite day of the week?  Saturday. 

How much money do you regularly spend on groceries?  Too much! It depends on how much money we have available to spend and what we need to get. If we go to a regular grocery store it can be anywhere from like $20 to like $200 max. When we go to Costco and Sam’s Club, it definitely gets up to $200-$400.

Who did you last have a phone conversation with?  A social worker.

Are you currently wearing any accessories?  My apple watch and earrings.

What was the last gift you received? I don’t know.

Are you wearing anything green?  There is green on my Apple Watch band.

Has anyone ever pinched you for not wearing green on St. Patrick's Day?  Yes.

What did you last eat?  S’mores bites.

What does your last text say? ”Tell her I reapplied” Are there any bands you wish would get back together?  I don’t know.

What are your favorite fast food restaurants? Raising Cane’s, Whataburger, Bill Millers, Taco Bell.... idk, I have a lot unfortunately. How about least favorite?  Depends on my mood.

What kind of cereal did you have last?  I don’t know.

Would you rather, on a dare, eat an insect or kiss a stranger?  Kiss a stranger.

What's the last thing that made you feel sad? Finances. Would you ever become a truck driver? No. Do you like spaghetti sauce or just butter and cheese over noodles? I like both.

What do you think animals dream about?  Their instincts.

Have you ever forgotten to blow out a candle before bed?  Yeah. What's your favorite thing to purchase at thrift shops?  Whatever I find that I like. What type of novels do you enjoy reading?  I don’t know.

Do you like chocolate milk?  Yes.

Would you ever get your nose pierced? I have it pierced. Do you know anyone named Shirley? My deceased aunt that is no longer my aunt because she and my uncle divorced way before I was born. Whatever you call that, lol. Do you know what day of the week you were born?  Monday.

When did you last take a shower/bath?  Wednesday night. Back on the depression bullshit I guess.

How many chairs are currently sat at your dinner table?  I don’t have a dinner table.

How many windows are in your place of residence?  One really big window and then a big sliding glass door/window combination.

Are you currently in pain?  A little.

What was the last song you listened to? God Made Airplanes - Jason Aldean

How is your day so far?  Boring.

What's the last 3 emojis you've used?  I don’t know.

What do you think of having religion in schools? It should be optional, not mandatory. It should be all encompassing if it’s offered at all.  

Does you name begin with an L, A, U, or C?  Yes.

Have you ever accidentally sent a text to a person you were talking about?  I don’t know. Are you any good at sports?  Not lately.