After much soul searching, I finally figured out where I am on the political spectrum. I’m now proud to call myself a solarpunk!

FREE FROM THE HOSPITAL I HAVE ONCE AGAIN BEEN UNLEASHED UPON THIS WORLD (i am still in pain)

“I’ll protect you as long as I live - god knows that’ll be a long time” oh Tina. falling in love with a human when she’ll live an eternity longer than her. promising to love and protect her anyways

i don’t have a fic summary but ! lotr au in some way shape or form….. i need to know what our little guys would be doing in middle-earth (except for bezz and cele - i already know in my heart that they’re hobbits frolicking around, causing all sorts of mischief together)

this is my FAVORITE MOVIE. my little hobbit boys.... okay so like literally we MUST. make vale an elf king here right. like he HAS to be. maybe galadrielesque in the sense that he absolutely must play the gandalf role here as well as plot impetus and magical de facto sage of the party that occasionally fucks off to do wizard shit but still really cares about his hobbits (hobbits are all the academy boys sans luca who is also an elf and looks good doing it !). maybe pedrenzo also there to round out the gay ass gimli/legolas dynamic. marc is SO obviously the displaced boy prince of gondor to me... hes human. good with a blade and better with a horse. literally refuses to leave his brother's side...

so in this cele (WHO ELSE) gets left with the one ring and the academy boys plus vale set off on an ADVENTURE to help cast it into the fires of mordor... (bezz would make such a good samwise he loves his friends SOOOOO bad. literally cele voice bez im going alone. bez: of course you are but im coming with you !!!!) along the way they pick up marc, alex, and pedrenzo in rivendell but uh. uh-oh. it looks like im assigning vale a THIRD narrative role here as ARWEN bc him and marc are EX LOVERS who BROKE UP some indiscriminate amount of time ago due to vale attempting to give up his IMMORTALITY. and marc couldnt stomach that but vale couldnt stomach watching him DIE. so the vibes are truly wild the entire trip. especially with pedrenzo there lmao. like literally vale and marc looking at each other across a battlefield marc in polished armor glinting red with blood in the sunshine and vale in fine elf wear not a spot of grime anywhere near him. but still with those fucking sideburns. marc has NEVER!!! taken off the necklace vale gave him and its the brightest thing on the battelfield... the only way vale can make sure he's safe

meanwhile pan to bez carrying cele up a mountain in the most homoerotic way possible... talking about the flowers in the shire and the parties they had as boys... the ale they shared with pecco and mig and luca... wishing they had gotten up the courage to talk about their feelings before this whole mess started...

When you see a post about a ship you don't like:

s4 treats gwen so badly; everyone thinking she cheated and betrayed arthur when she was enchanted by morgana, she had finally gotten to be with her love (arthur) only to have it all taken from her, her being therefore banished from the kingdom she'd spent her entire life in, the village she escaped to being slaughtered, being kidnapped & later turned into an animal by morgana and nearly getting hunted to death by the very person she loves... my girl goes through it

even she doesn't know she was enchanted to cheat on arthur, she blames everything that happened on herself :(

lord of the rings remake by michael bay

arwen is introduced by seductively washing a horse

OH sorry this whole time I thought you were a lop rabbit or something LMAO flapjack octopus got it now xD

never ask:

a woman her age

a man his salary

an autistic individual about the costume design of the lord of the rings trilogy

Why does Spanish Zelda sound like fucking Arwen

If you're ever being annoyed by an Aragorn obsessed nerd, just be a pedantic shit and remind them that Aragorn and Arwen's relationship is technically incestuous.

I know we’re still in 2023, but here’s my New Year’s resolution anyways

Even though I live in the heart of the city, I’ve decided that I’m going to grow my own fruits and vegetables using a couple of smart gardens (like the one shown below)

That and I recently discovered blue Java bananas, which are blue bananas that taste like vanilla ice cream and yes those are actually real. Another thing I found interesting is the fact that while the bananas themselves are pretty hard to come by (at least here in the UK), it’s relatively easy to buy the seeds for the trees they grow from, so one of my plans for the new year is to plant and grow one of these trees.

In general I’m going to invest more time in taking care of plants and hopefully I’ll be able to provide a loving home for a cat too

Definitely getting in touch with my solarpunk side, as much as I’m able 👍

I think the lord of the rings movies could have been made about 4% better

(Which isn’t a lot cus there already very very good, but it’s still there)

If Arwen was taller than Aragorn.

I’m so willing to send fem character x fem reader ideas!!! I’ll have to think of some

But I will say the 1 thing I can never stop thinking about is how soft Arwen is! Can u just imagine being wrapped in her arms and making out with her or slow and soft lazy morning sex

Heaven

Oh to be Aragorn and to lay my head upon Arwen's pillowy breast.

Also I bet she smells really nice.

And those big sleeves??? GREAT for hugging and cuddles. She's just really soft all over - soft thighs, soft hips, soft curves, soft comfy belly, etc. etc. SUCH a comy person to cuddle and hug.

And yeah, lazy morning sex 10/10

Shoutout to all of my poor friends who urged me to watch LOTR and are now going to have to deal with me obsessing over Aragorn/Eowyn for awhile.

okay this is blatantly stolen with the flag replaced but I really love this meme I think of it all the time. love is love