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waterloggedsoliloquy · 7 months

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mutual 1: sorry the update for my webcomic this week is a bit late! i really had to rush it so it prolly looks really sloppy lol [some of the most sophisticated comic art ive ever seen]

mutual 2: call me uterine lining the way astarions cervix got me bleeding profusely

mutual 3: do you think nanowrimo will give me a posthumous pity publishing deal if i mention it in my suicide note

mutual 4: okay fine i finally started revolutionary girl utena

mutual 5: does columbo know the service he did for butch lesbians. for all of us

mutual 6: wish you were here [blurry picture set of conifer woods in early autumn evening, taken as if frantically running down a winding trail]

mutual 4: im pretty hardy i dont need the trigger list but thanks for looking out for me guys

mutual 7: good morning lovelies another day the wizard tried to best me and another day i successfully locked him in the spare bathroom lol hope u like drinking shampoo fucker

mutual 8: here is a zip of every yuri manga scan i have and here is a backup in case i get dcma'd. the himejoshi lifestyle will never die

mutual 9: i wish i could go back in time to the shinzo abe assassination and ask to hold the doohickey

mutual 10: here's my essay on how wanting to be loved is the same as wanting to be eaten. three paragraphs in you'll find out that this is 100% tied to an obscure beauty and the beast manga i've been reading lately and how much i want to fuck the beast

mutual 4: oh thats why there was the trigger list.

mutual 11: YOU CAN'T LOCK ME IN THIS BATHROOM FOREVER

mutual 12: why do i have to defend my thesis to people i dont even respect. im not dickriding you just give me the degree

mutual 13: its just me and this scab ive picked into my scalp against the world

mutual 14: my little dragon got glazed and is ready to go into the kiln! everyone wish him good luck!

mutual 3: nvm i am a beautiful genius. perhaps the most beautiful genius of all

mutual 15: i think we should give david lynch rpgmaker and whatever happens happens

mutual 16: kpeyboaatrds brpokem gpuys

mutual 17: also heres my work in progress glossary of mixtec words! i still have a long way to go but i love being able to preserve my roots even in this small way

mutual 4: i just finished the black rose arc. question: what

mutual 18: i need emet-selch to be my wife

mutual 19: i need glados to be my husband

mutual 20: visited the ocean today!!! <3 beach pics!!! there is a darkness growing within me

mutual 21: the forms for my legal name change came in. pls vote in this poll of what my middle name should be: Dill Pickle (Dickle for short), Optimus Prime, Tumblr User Gorgonicteratologist, Smeve

mutual 22: just finished my 100th book of the year! this weeks read was the uses of enchantment by the psychologist bruno bettelheim,

mutual 23: reeses penis butter cups lol

mutual 4: i need to hunt akio for sport

mutual 24: oouugghhrgh. hot. dog.

mutual 25: your favorite character or fictional other would want you to brush your teeth and wash your face so you're well rested and wake up feeling refreshed! make them proud!

mutual 26: being a delivery driver isnt the worst job ive ever had but i do keep wondering what itd be like to drive off into the wild blue yonder one day and not come back

mutual 27: weird dog? [phone picture of critically endangered stork]

mutual 28: i think the two phone line polls in front of my house are having a lovers tryst. no way to prove it tho

mutual 4: WHAT

mutual 29: while you bitches are balduring your gates or finalling those fantasies im doing what a REAL gamer does. playing a b tier rpg that came out in 2004 for the 18th time

mutual 30: ^ real. hamtaro ham ham heartbreak is a masterpiece of interactive art. im not even going to call it a video game at this point

mutual 4: THAT'S HOW IT ENDS?! ANTHY?

mutual 31: can you help me pick which drawing looks better: 34% overlay or 36% soft light?

mutual 32: new video essay out. its called disability in video game narratives: final fantasy 14's most reliable fault. i churned the script out over an all-nighter and my mic crapped out halfway through but by god i did it

mutual 33: my new zine bundle is out! if you buy it you also get a discount on all my game jam games! i really cant wait for you to play them!

mutual 4: yall should watch revolutionary girl utena

#cecil drawls #long post #i love you guys

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neige-leblanche · 3 years

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For your "send me a character and i’ll list" ask. Dimitri and Felix! (Really interested to see what song you associate with them. ^_^)

YEAHHHHHH ty!!!

send me a character and i'll list...

Dimitri:

favorite thing about them: oh gosh so much. characters that act super polite and/or are genuinely good people grappling with bad things that theyve done/want to do are my absolute favorite i love the drama, the struggle between evil and good lol

least favorite thing about them: hmmm people have talked about this in better words than me but i do not like his crimson flower characterization very much; its like they tried to depict him as unsympathetic as possible without ever having hm do anything wrong?? like they kept up his Protagonist Morality Armor while trying to make him a villain and i dont think it worked well

favorite line: i actually have this screenshotted on my switch: "Everyone has something that is unacceptable within them. I certainly do, and I'd wager you do as well. / I wonder which is best, Professor... To cut away that which is unacceptable, or to find a way to accept it anyway..."

brOTP: okay dimitri and dedue but like..... i really think theyre more than just bros theyre like...... life companions

OTP: dimilix for life 🤘😔

nOTP: i. do not like dimi//gard at all. i do want them to be happy and together but i really only see them as siblings

random headcanon: dimitri thinks of areadbhar as a kind of family member! though it is connected to his crest which has brought him a lot of trouble, he feels like he can rely on it a lot and knows the feeling of it in his hands very well

unpopular opinion: this isnt like. anything controversial but he and manuela are Friends. her skillset is very different from his and he looks up to her a lot

song i associate with them: ohhhhh boy i have so many. the calendar by p!atd is one of the biggest ones and it reminds me of his post-ts relationship with dedue or maybe byleth; ghost by rob cantor also has The Vibes

favorite picture of them: i do genuinely love his s-support art; he looks so pretty and gentle in it, but since thats my profile pic i will find another that i love uhh

i adore this card! the light color scheme rlly makes me happy

Felix:

favorite thing about them: everything!!! his character arc is really well done and i really enjoy seeing like. Edgy Swordfighter fe characters that actually are complete nerds about weapons + training and arent just cool and badass and mysterious all the time

least favorite thing about them: as a GROWN ASS MAN he still says misogynistic things to female characters in the same way that like. a six year old boy on the playground might. its like the writers tried to cram in an easy Character Flaw TM but it came out sloppy and unneeded

favorite line: i feel a little bad bc my fave dimitri line wasnt from a support but "If you keep stringing gravestones around your neck, you'll snap." is just so raw

brOTP: felix and leonie!!! i adore their paired ending

OTP: see above 🤘😔

nOTP: ok i rlly hate to be rude but sylv//ix, while it has some basis, reminds me of so many other "the two hottest guys" slash ships from other fandoms so i have trouble taking it seriously

random headcanon: felix canonically likes hunting but thats a big unseen plus of his ending in the azure moon route; being a noble affords him a lot more resources and people to go on hunting trips with which makes him happy 8)

unpopular opinion: felix is NOT a boring character!!!! i see so few people talking about his relationship with his father and in turn his learning to see the positives and come to terms with the negatives of faerghus's knight culture when its so pivotal to his character development!!! like he starts off one of the few characters that actively points out the violence hidden under the brash idealism of faerghus and then later on as other characters/the narrative starts to realize it too he conversely begins to see that having loyalty/honor/ideals can be a good thing and i feel like he thus plays an important role in the azure moon story

song i associate with them: also very many; lately dying breed by the killers 😔 good war phase dimilix song

favorite picture of them: thissssss one especially the portraits

#TYSM i love any excuse to talk about these two #txt #i have two dimitri playlists，a dimilix playlist and im working on a second dimilix playlist but like only one of them is not embarrassing;;#long post

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bubblyernie · 5 years

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Can I ask how you made your hat for your snufkin cosplay? It's fantastic

!!! thank you! I have the process pictures under the “Moommnnn” highlight in my instagram (bubblyernie)

here’s the hat in question

Basically its 3 pieces of hard felt, two for the rim, one for the cone part.

It’s going to be extremely difficult to understand when i type it but ill do my best. also i made it very hands on, very little math is done. its sloppy but its also a very arts-and-crafts hat so i didnt want it to look too polished anyway:

- make the the cone first, you’ll have to do some adjusting with how tall you want it to be. Make sure the bottom part will line up with the part that goes on your head. sew this so it holds its shape. now flip it inside out so the seam is hidden

- cut out two “donut” shapes for the rim, the inner circle should have the same measurements as the bottom of the cone. You can just put the cone over a big circle of felt and trace it out if youd like, thats how i did it. Remember your seam allowance!

- take one piece of the rim and slide the cone into the part that your head will fit in. It should look like this. This is good-side to good-side. Now sew along the bottom edge so the pieces stick together.

- cool. Take your sewn together hat, flip it inside out so the bad side is facing outwards. Take your second rim, sew it along the outer edge. What you should end up with is a hat, bad-side facing out completely

- Now take this inside out hat, flip it using the opening around where your head will go. push the edges so the seam looks nice, and if your felt isnt hard felt (i used hard felt), feel free to stick some cardboard or another support in there. Warning, it might get heavy, i wouldnt know, i didnt do that. You also cannot iron it if you put in cardboard, which i recommend (the ironing part). Now just messily sew the inside rim closed. Remember: what the audience doesnt see, doesnt exist, so be as messy or as clean as you want to with this part.

- okay now IRON this hat if theres nothing in it. itll give you a flatter rim.

- Now on the outside, there’ll be stiches or whatever you want to cover up. Theres a big seam line on the back of the cone that i didnt show in my photos, but i decorated it so that would be on the back and itll never have to be seen. You can cover up the part where the cone meets the rim with flowers, like i did, and i recommend you sew it, dont glue it because they might fall off. warning: this takes an extremely long time so strap in.

- yup theres my hat tutorial. i made all these templates myself according to my own measurements, and im in no way a professional, i’m just someone who likes to do crafts (i made my pipe too), so do adjust this to your liking or find….a better hat tutorial lol

#tutorial #sunshan draws #cosplay #cosplay tips #hat tutorial

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tamiddyinyourcity · 4 years

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So, let's spill the sauce, then, sis.

I'm gonna write the vent post here, to be civil, and since that bitch will inevitably peruse this blog for whatever she can with her sloppy ass, if I ever speak to Patrick again.

To Azalea:

This is for Azalea, you big fat smelly sloppy bitch, why the fuck did you get involved? It makes you look weird as fuck, even on a friend level, to get involved.... to that extent?

It's one thing to go "Patrick's girl seems nuts", but mind your business, and check in with HIM on what I do.

But it makes you look psychotic if it's like, "Hey Patrick I found her tumblr blog, look at her post about her ex! Have you heard about this from her yet? Hey Patrick, found her twitter. I got grossed out seeing the tweet she made about plowing you, even if I scrolled 14 miles to find it. Hey Patrick, I googled her. Look at these tumblr posts too! Wow! Its so weird that she finds ME weird for stalking her page?????????? How dare she????? Now I'm gonna think SHES nuts, and think shes gonna...."

I can't even imagine what you thought I would've done to you, all I said as hey, lol.

Even if i was a hypothetical psychotic twat, (which i am not, or currently am, only slightly...... but all my reasons are completely valid by now,) you would've seen me post about it on here.

So a smart move would've been "let's play along, and see if she posts anything about our conversation".

Which I would've done, definitely.

And if it went well, it wouldve been "i just talked to azalea today, it was pretty dope! she seems like a nice girl, i guess she was just nervous and protective of him..... i really want more friends that are girls, maybe we can hang out soon and we can bond, like me and Saula used to!"

Or if it went poorly, "she seems like an asshole".

But if i were a crazy twat, you wouldve seen for yourself, on all the platforms i overshare on, if i was gonna have some sort of evil trick up my sleeve.

But I don't.

Since you're twenty one fucking years old.

(I assume.)

And you're stalking the page of someone who's two years your junior, and so far, just shitposts, paints, and sucks the dick of your friend from middle school.

(That must be a weird image, but okay..... let me rephrase that.... "I was dating your friend, who you care about, and I had no problems with, until you and him kept being more suspicious than necessary...."

How hard is it to respond to a DM and not have some assholey "paranoia" about it? Its a message saying hey, not a message telling you to "stay dafuq away from my manz", or whatever else you had assumed.

I can't feel bad for cursing you out, if you got mad that I liked your (terribly done) Instagram artwork, and yet, thought "well its not private, i can do whatever i want!", in terms of YOUR snooping on MY shit, with ill intentions in mind.....

So, you're sloppier than a fuckin Joe, you're in an arts school with no discernable skills that a 13 year old kid on DeviantArt wouldn't lack, and you're obviously an aggressive and paranoid human being. I hope you get the awakening you desperately need soon.

Mine was realizing that I deserve better, and that this clownery is not something to be tolerated at all.

Feel free to cry about this to Patrick, since you won't to me.

And if you do to me, all I'll have to say is...

"Girl, why are you still reading this shit, if I'm not with him?"

So silence is, and has always been, the best route for you.

Also your cheeks are chubby. That's not a bad thing, I like chubby cheeks and they're fucking adorable.

But it makes you seem twice as childish if you're acting like a child over someone else's party, relationship, and even more....

That's all. Peace out, thats that.

#cool #life

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samanthasroberts · 5 years

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Pretty Little Liars Recap: Confessions Of A Mid-20’s Drama Queen

Welcome back to another week where I sit through my own personal hell, aka , and try not to put myself into an alcohol-induced coma. And shoutout to all the keyboard warriors who love to type shit in the commentsyall take this show way too seriously.

We start with Mona and Emily discussing Charlotte, who apparently stood Mona up the night of the murder. What kind of loser gets stood up by another chick at a shitty diner?

Emily is like and Monas like, uh no? I feel like thats pretty much the only answer you can give at that point. Emily figures that Mona changed her mind in the trial so that Charlotte would be out of jail and Mona could get to her, which is like real far-fetched.

Mona is like and OKAY thats a line straight out of .

Chris Hanson: Did you know that this was a 13 year old girl? Mona: I, uh, just came to talk to her.

Monas like *what would you do if your son was at home, cryin all alone on the bedroom floor.* and Ems like Monas like, well even if I wanted to kill her, she fucking stood me up so yeah. Of course, this whole conversation is overheard by A.

Aria is like,lets tell the police it wasnt me at the diner! Arias really seen some shit lately. She got burnt and questioned by the police. All Hannas had done to her is getting shitty room service food with a cryptic note. Spencer is like,

Lucas is back. Goddammit. Anyways, he overhears Hanna talking to weird ass Jordan on the phone, and is like Hannas like, Where are you gonna seat him Han? No one wants to sit next to the virginal weird kid from high school. You cant just mix the band geeks with the Plastics, thats not how this works.

Besides, there is this scenario:

Priest: Speak now or forever hold your pe- Lucas: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hanna is like, . Wear those ties Lucas, you look like a second place winner at a science fair. He tells Hanna that hes thinking of buying some factory and giving Rosewood a second chance. LOL rookie mistake.

Ali and Snaggletooth are being sexually aggressive in some shit bed and breakfast somewhere in bumfuck nowhere, East Coast. The Ali from Season 3 would have been honeymooning in fucking Paris rn. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Speaking of falling, Ali trips on her skanky heel and takes a tumble down the stairs, effectively knocking herself out. OKAY, did I not set that up just perfectly?

Alis in the hospital with a concussion, and Snaggle is like, you need to stay in the hospital. Shes like and its like, because thats how injuries work dumbass. The manager of the shit hotel is like and its like duh you know that shit is tampered with.

Ali: I was really happy before I fell, maybe this is my karma Snaggle: Thats not how the Universe works

ARE YOU SURE? Because pretty sure its an established fact that what goes up, must come down. Also, Ali its not karma, you just clearly dont know how to put one foot in front of the other and walk like a normal fucking human.

Snaggle is like, its an accident and he would know all about those, since his face looks like it was a victim of a tragic lawn mower accident. Ali decides to text her friends a selfie of her in the hospital, because concussion photoshoots, so hot right now.

All the Liars are like . They have 3 days to give up the murderer, because A is a psycho. All the girls are shit talking Mona and Hanna comes to her defense, because Hanna is like, such a good friend.

Aria and Ezra are getting ready to go to a dinner with their boss and Ezras talking about how he doesnt like the book ending or some shit. Arias like and that shit is about to go from an Ernest Hemingway to a really quick with Ezras freaky self.

Hanna goes to visit Ali in the hospital and Ali tells her she is going back to Rosewood when she can gtfo of this hospital. Ali has flowers all over the room, because apparently people like her, wtf?, and Ali says that they are all from Snaggle.

Of course, Hanna is looking at all the flowers and sees a very creepy card that has pictures of a staircase, and all of them on it. Either Snaggle is one fucked up dude, or A is just like, really a dick. Honestly, probs both. Obvi, Hanna steals the card.

Emily facetimes Spencer a video of Mona and Sara Harveys body guard dude chatting it up. Weve all seen , Im expecting some bodyguard three-way action ASAP. Also, how did Emily even remember that body guard? I watch this show every fucking week and make it a point to write down every flaw they have, and even I didnt remember this. Wow, I need to get it together.

Also, them talking looks like any relationship I have ever had: Mona talking shit and the dude sitting there looking awkward. Spencer and Emily follow the bodyguard when he leaves.

Back to Snaggle and Hans. Hanna is like, And Snaggle is like, Im sure you said the same thing about that B and B, you human chipmunk. Hes like and its like cough, cough, lesbianssssss.

Spencer and Emily follow the bodyguard and act like idiots on crack and pretend to hit the bodyguards car. Hes like uhhhh no its fine, and Spencer somehow manages to get information on the papers he is holding. I have seen better body guarding by the fucking preteens in Project X. Seriously who is this dude?

Spencer learns that the documents our shit security guard has are blueprints to Radley, because of fucking course. Do they just hand out blueprints willy nilly in this town? God I hate myself every time I watch this stupid fucking show.

Aria is reading Ezras newest chapter and it flashes back to a conversation with Ezra and Nicole. Ezra is begging Nicole to come with him, but shes like

Anyways, Ezra goes to his typical EZRA MAD, EZRA SMASH mode and basically yells at her and leaves fucking pissed off. And yeah, thats the last time he saw his girlfriend. One girlfriend you took advantage of when she was a teenager, the other you let get kidnapped by terrorists. Let that soak in.

Hes like , and Arias like,

Emily follows the bodyguard to a fucking ice cream truck? Wtf? And hes just casually sitting there, licking a Drumstick, when Sara Harvey drives up and gets something from him. Wait a second, she cant text and grip shit because of her hands, but she can drive? The streets of Rosewood are not safe. Maybe she was the girl who tried to run over Emily at the diner. She wasnt really trying to run her over, she was just making a very sloppy three point turn.

Hanna shows Caleb the staircase card. Caleb is like why did you come to me? And Hanna is like They decide to call As bluff, because that plan has worked every time before.

Spencer is on the phone with Emily, when she is greeted by her boyfriend and his ex. What a time to be alive. They act super weird, and then Hanna makes up some bullshit story about how she killed Charlotte. She starts crying to Spencer and Spencer is like YOOOOO THIS IS HEAVY SHIT.

Then Hannas like PSYCH and tells Caleb Well thats the stupidest shit Ive ever heard. Caleb is like and its like NO WTF HANNA DOESNT KNOW JACK SHIT. LITERALLY ANYTHING AT ALL. NOTHING. SHE KNOWS NOTHING. Why doesnt anyone understand this?

Aria and Ezra are at dinner with the editor and shes like, l Arias like and Ezra is like NAH I GOT U FAM, Ill have it to you by next week. Ezras that dick in every college class who votes against the deadline extension. There is a special place in hell for you.

Hanna and Caleb are pleading their case to Emily and Emilys like And for once, I agree with her. Spencer backs up Caleb and Hanna and is like, *under her breath* . This sounds like every parental argument.

Emily/Dad: We cant support our daughter moving in with her boyfriend Spencer/Mom: We need to support her, because if we dont shell work against us. And I want grandbabies!

Hanna is like and grabs Calebs hand very lovingly. Spencers like and its all v awkward. Spencer does what I would 100% do in this situationmake snarky jealous comments and guzzle a shit ton of red wine. I am Spencer, we are all Spencer (without the bangs, obviously.)

Emily also suggests they visit Ye Old Lizard King Toby and let him know about this whole shindig. Again, this idea never works out.

The editor lady tells her that Liam isnt on the team anymore and Aria is like, uhhhh okay. So I guess that relationship is pretty much dead. Good talk.

Spencer flashes back to a night with Caleb in Europe, talking about art and his foster homes or some shit. Yawn. For once, Spencer actually looks good in a nice dress. You did okay PLL wardrobe, dont get too excited over your one time you didnt fail.

Its a pretty pointless flashback, except it shows major sexual tension between Spencer and Caleb in Europe, which is like right after they both broke up with their significant others. See, I told you it was pointless?

Caleb goes to drop Hanna off at Lucas place and he asks Caleb on a very awkward man date. Below are the actual quotes:

Lucas: Do you lunch? Caleb: Uh, yeah I lunch. Lucas: Lets lunch!

A whole portion of dialogue that could have been summed up to we should get lunch sometime. Fuck yourself, Freeform.

Lucas shows Hanna the factory he wants to build and is like Shes like If she even THINKS her shit is going to be better than Clothes Over Bros, shes straight trippin. Lucas is like Bitches love companies.

Okay my high school friends will barely buy me a beer, let alone give me a fucking factory.

Ali has a dream of some kind and sees her mom, dressed in a fugly green top and with some bushy ass hair. I know they have leave-in conditioner in heaven, you lazy bitch. She tells Ali that Snaggle will take care of her and that she loves her, yadda yadda. For a loving mother, she also looks like she lowkey wants to strangle the shit out of Ali.

Mona and Sara meet up, the two sketchiest bitches on the block. Sara looks like Miley Cyrus if she ate herself and took makeup inspiration from a raccoon. Seriously there is like 6 pounds of eyeliner on this bitch.

Mona is like and Sara is like Sara is like, . Oh stfu Sara. You look like a balloon shaped like Nick Carter and your only friend is a dude who eats ice cream on a street corner like a fucking poverty stricken 6-year-old.

Ezra and Aria are having tea like a bunch of pussies and Aria drops the A bomb on him. She goes from 0 to 100 real quick and is like I HAVE TO END THIS.

Back to Ali and Snaggle. Lucky us. Ali tells Snaggle to go to his conference in Chicago and that when he gets back theyll resume their daily programing of boning each other (what a fucking gross mental picture.)

Caleb and Hanna present their shit idea to the group, who all agreeits a shit idea. Caleb is like . Hes getting awfully close to Hanna and Spencer looks like she is about to cut a bitch.

Caleb: This isnt a cheer-ocracy Spencer: Youre being a real cheer-tator, Caleb!

The plan starts by Hanna sending a message to A saying leave my friends alone and then a Carly Rae Jepsen-esqe version of Call Me comes on, while the binary code of her text shows up on the screen. A gets the text of that dumbass admitting to murder. Its about to go down.

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Source: http://allofbeer.com/pretty-little-liars-recap-confessions-of-a-mid-20s-drama-queen/

from All of Beer https://allofbeer.wordpress.com/2018/12/17/pretty-little-liars-recap-confessions-of-a-mid-20s-drama-queen/

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adambstingus · 5 years