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armageddidnt · 8 months

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Best of Neil's stage directions/commentary in the good omens s1 script book

I went back and read this to help me cope after s2, as one does

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #angel #good omens season 1 #good omens script book #demon #good omens 1 #Neil gaiman is our lord and savior #I’m trying to cope with s2 okay #armageddidnt-blog #armageddidnt-pinned

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hyenasnake · 5 years

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Hastur and Ligur Wedding Headcanons

Courtesy of Me, @marchingfishes and @wonkastache

Ligur wears the wedding dress

Hastur cries

Beelzebub is Hastur’s best man

Hastur is Groomzilla

When they kiss, Dagon pours blood over them like in Carrie. It’s magical.

Demons have a full out fight when the bouquet is thrown. None of them want to get married except Crowley and ignoring the fact Beelzebub is already married but they like fighting over things.

The angels stare in horror while the demons “dance”

Michael tries to get drunk to forget the whole ordeal

Dagon drags Michael behind the bandstand to make out with her

Michael does not want to forget that

Adam made Hastur and Ligur invite Crowley, who brought Aziraphale as his plus one

Adam brought Warlock as his plus one

Satan is there and keeps trying to talk to Adam who is having none of it

One of the party games is “who can discorporate the most Erics in half an hour”

There’s a goat on a spit

The cake is infested with worms

They set off bombs instead of fireworks

Aziraphale and Crowley get shitfaced as soon as they get home because this is all a disaster and they hate it

There’s a giant pin in the middle of the dance floor

Cthulhu is there

There’s medieval torches

Actual footage of their first dance as a married couple

Two Trucks by Lemon Demon is played

Many angels get shitfaced to try and forget the ordeal

Angels are only there because of Bureaucracy and Diplomacy and the peace that’s come between heaven and hell post Armageddidnt-happen

There’s a pig head on a stick with a sign that reads “BEELZEBUB” on it

Beelzebub discorporates the demon who they think put it there

Gabriel is actually the one who put it there

Gabriel gets punished for that later ;)

It’s hell, honestly. What can you expect?

#good omens #maggot husbands #lovebugs #ineffable lurkers #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable bureaucracy #hastur #ligur #beelzebub #archangel gabriel #ineffable lesbians #archangel michael #dagon #shitpost

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armageddidnt · 9 months

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The Best Things From Good Omens 2

Aziraphale and Crowley dancing. That’s it.

David’s walk and little jump

Aziraphale driving Crowley’s (yellow) Bentley

Normalizing choosing not to drink for a completely simple and valid reason

Whatever the fuck Aziraphale was insinuating here

Aziraphale and Crowley thinking they’re the smoothest motherfuckers in the whole world and then actually rolling a nat 1 on the stealth check

Aziraphale gazing like this at anybody who’s in love

Maggie doing this

This line. That’s it

This one needs no explanation

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #angel #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #this is some crackhead shit #I’m cackling #armageddidnt-blog #armageddidnt-gifset #armageddidnt-pinned

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armageddidnt · 9 months

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The look on Crowley’s face when he asks, when he pleads with Aziraphale to tell him he said no; the shock, the horror, the panic, the helpless desperation shining in his eyes.

Stab me it would hurt less

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #angel #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #armageddidnt-blog #armageddidnt-pain #armageddidnt-thoughts-theories #armageddidnt-pinned

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armageddidnt · 9 months

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This is so Gender of Crowley and honestly I’m here for it

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #gender #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #we stan one (1) non-binary demon #angels and demons are canonically agender #thanks and goodnight #armageddidnt-blog #armageddidnt-queer #armageddidnt-pinned

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armageddidnt · 9 months

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Yall realize this means that the MOST MINOR MIRACLE that Crowley and Aziraphale are capable of performing, when done together, could bring back 25 people from the dead??? Next season, if they ever realize their true power, it is going to be over for heaven AND hell

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #angel #good omens season 2 #good omens 2 #armageddidnt-blog #armageddidnt-screaming #armageddidnt-thoughts-theories #armageddidnt-pinned

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armageddidnt · 9 months

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Representation in Season 2

Well first, literally everybody’s gay

I mean this shit is literally canon now. My hearts in the garbage disposal but it’s still canon

A trans-femme/non-binary partner at the ball ???? 🤩

Crowley our favorite Chaotic Enby ????? 🤩

A disabled angel that is not held back or looked down upon whatsoever

Did I mention everybody’s gay?

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #angel #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #good lord I love this show #armageddidnt-blog #armageddidnt-queer #armageddidnt-pinned

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armageddidnt · 5 years

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Best of Crowley in Good Omens (2019)

#aziraphale #crowley #good omens #ineffable husbands #THE LAST ONE #IM WHEEZING #armageddidnt-blog #armageddidnt-pinned

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armageddidnt · 5 years

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Things I’m glad the Good Omens TV show gave us

-A full 2 minute theme song with a rock ‘n roll guitar version

-A script written by Neil Gaiman the Nocturnal Man™️ himself

-Michael Sheen aka the biggest Aziraphale/Crowley shipper ever to walk the surface of this Earth

-David Tennant aka Hips for Days™️

-YOU’LLLLL BELIEVE GOOOOOD IS A WOOOOOOMAN

-Michael Sheen dancing the gavotte (and david’s terrible disco omg)

-“We can go off together” and the sequel “We can run away together”

-The three (3) times people assumed Aziraphale and Crowley were a couple and the zero (0) times they corrected them

-Crowley making a dramatic gay exit from the flaming remains of Aziraphale’s bookshop while “Somebody to Love” blasts in the background

-Queen Queen so much Queen

-Crowley sobbing over aziraphale while wasted in a bar (“I lost my best friend”)

-“Uh... Okay, so, uh... in the beginning, in the Garden, there was.... Well, he was a... wily old serpent, and I was.. technically on apple tree duty...” aka one of the most Married™️ scenes in Good Omens

-When Crowley stopped time simply because Aziraphale threatened to never talk to him again (mAn that scene was gOrgEOus omfG)

-A Benedryl Cambersnatch cameo

-Having a defined gender????? Don’t know her (@ Crowley, Pollution, Beelzebub, the Angels, ect)

-The body swap

-“To the world” aka the SOFTEST scene go ahead and @ me on this one

-Tori Amos with “A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square”

Bonus from some lovely commenters:

-"Demonic miracle of my own"

-Adam and Eve are black. From the script book, Neil says “I would not make them white people.”

#Good Omens #Aziraphale #Crowley #Michael Sheen #David Tennant #Neil Gaiman #Ineffable Husbands #armageddidnt-blog #armageddidnt-pinned

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armageddidnt · 5 years

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Thoughts on the Aziraphale/Crowley body swap

So now that I’ve rewatched the show, I’ve noticed there are some things that really give away the end of the last episode. The first is Crowley!Aziraphale’s reaction to the bookshop. In that scene the night before on the park bench, Aziraphale was devastated when Crowley reminded him his bookshop had burned down so you know that little angel would have been jumping for joy to see his books intact again even though Crowley!Aziraphale mostly just maintains a straight face.

Also friendly reminder that Crowley knows Aziraphale’s bookshop so well he can instantly recognize which books weren’t there before 👀👀👀

Then when Aziraphale!Crowley sees the Bentley, he smiles lovingly and then proceeds to gEt inTo a cAb iNsTeAd. When I first watched it I was like “why didn’t he get into his own car??? he freaking loves that thing???” but it makes sense because idk if Aziraphale even knows how to drive an automobile and I bet you anything he’d be too polite to drive Crowley’s car without asking anyway. PLUS that soft little smile is so Aziraphale omfg he’s so excited to see how happy Crowley will be to get his Bentley back.

Then there’s this scene where Aziraphale!Crowley buys them some treats. Aziraphale!Crowley smiles politely at the ice cream vendor, which the real Crowley probably wouldn’t do lol (and he would totally make Aziraphale be the one to buy the ice cream) Also, if you watch closely, you can see Crowley!Aziraphale’s face twitch a little bit in disgust when he’s first handed the ice cream cone. Crowley hates eating anything really but knows he has to play along and eat the stupid cone lol

Then there’s the tickety-boo line which Aziraphale said to Crowley in an earlier episode!! I didn’t even catch this until I rewatched it. What’s funny about this though is that it might not even be that big of a give-away when you consider the fact that it’s entirely possible Crowley might have just picked it up from Aziraphale at some point lmfao

Then there’s this face when The Archangel Fucking Gabriel™️ is yelling at Aziraphale. It’s such an expression of disgust and hate and it looks so strange on Aziraphale’s face. I bet you anything Aziraphale never made that expression even ONCE during the last 6000 years so that was probably the biggest giveaway for me. Thanks to michael sheen for that amazing acting <3

Also if you look closely, you can see that their posture on the bench matches before and after the final swap. Crowley!Aziraphale is slouching like Crowley usually does and Aziraphale!Crowley is sitting stick straight like he always is. It’s such a small little detail but it really makes the whole thing so much better when you watch closely david and michael are the best

Also, Aziraphale changed Crowley’s normally-red collar to tartan when he was in Crowley’s body! I only noticed this after I rewatched the ending several times and it’s another one of those small details but it’s just so cool to find them all after you know what happened and see how much effort they really put into the swap

And finally, can we all take a moment to appreciate the fact that Aziraphale used Crowley’s face to give us this adorable little nose scrunch???? I’m dying Aziraphale is so pure and david is the most adorable person ever to walk this earth thanks and good night

#Good Omens #Aziraphale #Crowley #Aziraphale!Crowley #Crowley!Aziraphale #body swap #tickety-boo #armageddidnt-blog #armageddidnt-thoughts-theories #armageddidnt-pinned

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