#anyways ily dongle you’re such a bad counterfeit but you’re a good boy in my heart <3 | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

bumpscosity · 6 months

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look at this fake pokemon card i got (real one on the right for comparison)

I’m naming him Dongle and the cardstock he’s on feels barely thicker than printer paper i love him he’s going with all my genuine cards in a card sleeve in a binder <3

#at first i thought maybe he was a kids meal promo or something #bc i know one of the dead giveaways of a fake is bad printing and his is SUPER sharp #but nope they just had good printers ig #sassy speaks #anyways ily dongle you’re such a bad counterfeit but you’re a good boy in my heart <3 #i love the dedication of retyping the entire card word for word they really didn’t have to do that #I GOT HIM IN A LOT BTW I DIDNT GET DUPED #the other cards are real i’ve quadruple checked #i think whatever kid had them before probably just traded with his buddies and didn’t know it was a fake #i mean when you’re like 10 you don’t care if it’s a real card. you probably don’t even know there ARE fake cards. it’s just drowzee.#‘fake pokemon cards are hard to spot’ then explain dongle. he doesn’t have copyrights.#at least he’s shadowless yknow. gotta get some rarity in there

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