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froggibus · 10 months

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Hey can I request headcanons for overwatch characters and if their gf was drunk and asked them "would you still love me if I was a worm" with the overwatch men please (you don't have to do all of them but PLEASE include McCree and Reaper)

“Would You Still Love Me If I Was A Worm?” - Overwatch Boys

Includes: Cassidy, Reaper, Genji, Zenyatta, Ramattra, Hanzo, Lucio + Baptiste (w gn! reader)

Genre: fluff/kinda crack?

CW: general crack, kinda dumb tbh, suggestive in Genji and Baps, Ram is Ram (lmk if I missed anything)

been in a little bit of a writing slump but this was too good to pass up lol. I want to get a bit more writing done this week so who knows how that will go. anyway, enjoy <3 hope you like it anon!

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Cassidy:

“what kinda question is that??”

looks at you in flabbergastation

you pout and bat your eyes at him and of course, he breaks

“you’re really not gonna let this go, huh? alright—of course I’d still love you, darlin’. I’d keep you in a lil jar and you could accompany me on my missions”

a jar????

now you’re the flabbergasted one

jars don’t have air—he’s gonna let you suffocate??

what are you?? rainbow dash (sorry)??

somehow leads to him going out into the yard despite it being the middle of the night to try and find a worm

somehow finds one??

keeps it in a jar as a pet just to prove he would love you as a worm

even names it after you and pets it’s head and calls it “my wriggly little y/n”

weirdly wholesome experience would try again

Reaper

“of all the stupid shit you could have asked me…”

he says that but he’s already considering it after the question leaves your mouth

would he love you as a worm?

“what kind of worm”

what do you mean what kind of worm?? does it matter??

obviously the pink wriggly kind

he has to ponder this

sits in his chair stroking his chin trying to think of how you would be as a worm

“would you still be able to talk and think or would you be an actual worm”

????

“it would be me if I was a worm, Gabe”

more pondering

“I’d love you platonically but you would probably have a short life span. I’d throw you a worm funeral.”

better than any response you could have expected but would not try again

Genji

“would we still have sex”

please hit this man

he’s joking of course—he’s not that weird

“why would you be a worm tho”

just answer the question, Genji

green cyborg ninja dude has no idea what to answer

will you be mad if he loves your worm self more than your current self?? would you be weird if he said he would love a wormy version of you??

“I would get myself turned into a worm too and then we could have a wormy life together and a wormy wedding and little wormy kids”

“you just want to have wormy sex” >~>

“that too”

at least he’s honest?

exactly as you expected, would not try again

Zenyatta

“a worm? like the insect?”

“yes? what other worms are there”

considers this

“is everything okay?”

poor omnic boy is so confused. are you planning on turning into a worm???

please reassure him it’s just a hypothetical and you’re not turning into a worm

goes on a ten minute tangent about how we are all the same in the Iris, and that he will love you no matter what form you take

honestly so wholesome + cute

“i will care for you in this life, and the next, and all of the ones after that. even the ones where you are a worm.”

good enough would try again

Ramattra

“No”

way to sugarcoat it, babe

it’s only when you get upset that he sighs and pulls you into his lap

“why would you ever become a worm? is someone trying to harm you? you know I would never let anyone bring harm to you.”

you try to explain that it’s just a hypothetical but he’s already going on a tangent on what he would do if you got turned into a worm

talks for five minutes alone on how he would defeat your enemies and defend your honour

says he would “put you out of your misery”????

“you would KILL ME?!”

“as an act of honour”

babe….

0/10 would not try again

Hanzo

“why”

idk bro just answer the question

lots of sighing and pinching the bridge of his nose

“would I also be a worm or am i still human”

only gets more confused when you say he’d be a human and you’d be a worm

probably looks up worm life expectancy and if worms are capable of love

“would you even know who I am if you were a worm”

has to ask a million questions before he can give his final verdict

lets out a long sigh before looking you dead in the eyes

“…yes”

cute in the end but would not try again

Lucio:

“would you still love me if I turned into a frog?”

that’s not the question

somehow it turns into a discussion on if he would eat your worm self if he was his frog self?

he insists he wouldn’t and would let you ride on his back but you insist his frog instincts would be too strong

“babe I’ve once seen you almost eat your own finger while eating chips”

“ok and??”

says you guys could live in a swamp together and he would protect you from evil

“I could be like your own frog superhero. I could even sing you little froggy songs”

makes up this entire life of you guys living together as a frog and a worm and him serenading you by croaking songs at night

honestly it’s the best reaction you could have gotten, would try again

Baptiste:

“i would find you a cure and turn you back into a human”

honestly he’s very amused by this whole situation

“but what if I want to be a worm”

“if I cure you and you want to turn back into a worm, that’s on you”

fair enough

insists he needs to ‘examine’ you so he knows you’re not turning into a worm

makes a lot of jokes at your expense too

finally sighs and admits he would keep you in a little terrarium with all the food and nutrients you need

“ha, so you would love me if I was a worm”

“love is a strong word”

good enough, would not try again

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gaycey-sketchit · 2 years

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(Gary anon) And with that, Ash will potentially fight half of the Masters 8. (I think the last 3 will be fodder. Characters that we know of, but will be primarily be used to show off what Ash is up against) I remember being half as mad when Togepi was around, so that doesn't surprise me. xD I'm mostly indifferent. (I know XY fans are currently happening with Clemont and Bonnie; their VAs did express wanting to play them again. Wallace is here, along with his niece Lisia)

(Re-resend Part 2) (Predictions are already lining for May, Dawn and maybe Serena performance for the Wallace Cup.) Everyone's been asking for/predicting it would happened. Though this version does confirm we're now in the final stretch of episodes. (Sunday will be the definitive check-mark if Gen 9 is confirmed) Re-edit: I'm gonna wait until we get a less blurry image, but the raid battle IS Articuno. Goh will have help here; I wonder if he needs to get its feather. Like Gary with Moltres

(Part 3) Okay, found the less blurry image. The Pokemon confirmed for the raid battle are Lucario, Cinderace, Umbreon and Gardevoir. We know who the first two belong to, I'm not sure about the Gardevoir unless it's Diantha's, a COTD, or a Chaser. (And I swear, if the Umbreon isn't Gary)

Exciting times and hopefully epic battles are ahead!

I don't remember ever really minding them myself, which is surprising to look back on because I was a very angry child who was annoyed by a lot of things.

Yeah, seems a lot of people are excited to see Clemont and Bonnie! With my limited knowledge of XY they seem nice. I hear Bonnie once killed a man.

Wallace and Lisia is very exciting!! Nearly eight years after ORAS came out Lisia finally makes her anime debut!

Yeah, Wallace Cup would be a good opportunity to see some other coordinators! Considering Kaori's condition (always wishing her well) I don't really expect May to have a speaking role, but we could at least get a silent cameo and maybe an appearance from her brother too.

Oh wow, I can't believe Journeys is going to be drawing to a close this year. It still feels so new but at the same time... looking back on the past couple years they've come so far.

Tomorrow!! I'm so excited to hear whatever they've got planned for the year (as much as I'm still hoping we don't get gen 9 until 2023).

Ooh, that sounds promising! I don't want to get my hopes up too much but... they can't show us an Umbreon in a Project Mew episode and it not be Gary's. The Gardevoir's a mystery though, guess we'll find out.

#Andrew answers #Gary anon

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ask-svt-hearteu · 7 years

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A Cup of Coffee ' Lee Jihoon

Anon requested: “Can you do an au about woozi having a crush on the reader and vice versa but both had to find out about their feelings towards each other through the reader’s homepage wallpaper. They would have known each other for a long time already but just didn’t want to lose their friendship bc they don’t know if it was mutual! It should have loads of fluff 😂🙏🏻🙏🏻”

Genre: fluff

Word Count: 1566

okay to start this off

I think it's safe to say that Jihoon is your best friend

you've known each other since high school

you've supported him before and after his debut

you were right beside him during his trainee years

the both of you have spent a lot of time together

made wonderful memories together

and have earned each other's trust and have each other to lean towards to at hard times

you two were practically inseparable

and you were one of the few people who Jihoon has a soft spot for

"Jihoonie can we go get food?" You plead

"Aigoo. Not now. I'm working on something." Jihoon responds, not taking his eyes off the music sheets

"okay.." You respond softly as you sit back

without even 5 minutes passing

"Fine fine let's go get food. Just stop acting cute." He says as he exits the studio

you follow behind him with a smile of victory plastered on your face

you were also one of those few people who Jihoon wouldn't get mad at

"Aigoo~ our Jihoonie is so cute!" Svt members coo at him as they try pinching his cheek

"Fight me. I swear. Fight me." Jihoon would reply as he swat their hands away

"They're not wrong. You are cute." You smile sweetly at his direction

Jihoon would be blushing so hard after that

and the rest of the svt members would look at you as if you tamed a dragon

"Wahh..how did she..if we had continued, Jihoon woulve killed us."

everything was fine with the both of you

beyond fine in fact

one problem tho

you fell for him

tbh after all the time you have spent together, who wouldn't

falling for him wasn't the only problem

what would happen if you told him was another

yes the two of you built this whole relationship with an understanding and acceptance towards each other

but it scares you thinking that he might not feel the same way

and your whole relationship with him might end

because Jihoon has always had this wall when it comes to his emotions ∙ rarely does he show them

so knowing whether he likes you or not is like jumping off a cliff with no safety gear on

not knowing whether you'll get hurt or not

and it's really scary considering that you're risking your whole relationship here

one wrong move and you could lose him

but the feeling of not knowing is practically killing you at this point

so you slowly start showing signs

like going to his studio 10 minutes before he does

and leaving a cup of coffee with a different note on it everyday

"Ahh my Jihoonie~ You're working hard for this comeback. Here's a cup a coffee to help you throughout the day. xoxo y/n"

"Yah. You forgot about our movie marathon yesterday. It's alright haha don't worry~ Don't overwork yourself. xoxo y/n"

"Hey smol dude. If you don't mind, I borrowed your sweater yesterday. Hehe it surprisingly smells good. Don't overwork yourself. And make sure to eat or I will feed you myself. xoxo y/n"

or by casually flirting every now and then

"I didn't know angels walk among us." you wink at him

"Yeah. I also didn't know demons walk among us." he smirks at you

"...Jihoon I swear." you playfully hit him on his shoulder

yeT HE DOESN'T NOTICE ONE THING

his members did though

they noticed how your eyes basically smiled whenever he is near,

how soft and gentle you talk to him,

how you're always there beside him to take care of him when he can't

they noticed it all

and they didn't even hesitate helping you two get together

even though you didn't need help, they insisted

"No really guys, it's fine. You don't have to."

"Nope. We're gonna help you and Jihoon get together whether you like it or not."

and boy did they help

they've tried a lot of things too

one was when all of you went to an amusement park

and while you and Jihoon were buying ice cream

they all suddenly disappeared

leaving you with just Jihoon

"Where did everyone go?" he asks, holding his cup of ice cream

"I don't know." you say in confusion

bECAUSE THEY DIDN'T TELL YOU THEY WERE PLANNING THIS

after like minutes of waiting for them

the both of you have already finished your ice creams

"Let's just spend the day together then. I don't wanna wait for them anymore. Lets go." He says holding your hand as he takes you to a ride

and wasn't that one of the best days you have ever had

still kind of pissed with the members that they didn't tell you the plan

but you got to spend the whole day with Jihoon

so it's a win-win

another one was when all of you were hanging out at their dorm

and you were all playing 7 minutes in heaven

where you write your name on a piece of paper

put it in a box

and whoever's name is in the paper you pick

you have to be locked in a small room/closet with that person for 7 minutes

hence the name, 7 minutes in heaven

after a few rounds of the game

by rounds I mean your otps being stuck in a small closet for 7 minutes

it was finally your turn

and the universe decided that they wanted to play with you at that moment

"Jihoon."

everyone basically started pushing the both of you towards the closet as soon as you said that

"I didn't expect that this closet would be this small." He said

"How could it be small for you when you're already small?" You teasingly asked

"Haha. Very funny y/n. " He said

surprisingly, the atmosphere wasn't that awkward

maybe because it was just the two of you

yes you two were in a small closet

yes you're almost leaning against him

but it wasn't awkward

the whole 7 minutes was spent talking with the other with little space in between you two

and that was it

as much to your and the members' disappointment

nothing happened

after a few more times of trying to get the two of you together

you were honestly close to giving up at telling him at all

the other members went somewhere and yet again you two were left alone

the two of you decided to have a movie marathon

it is now between 11-12 am

the both of you are already halfway through your 3rd movie

"Why did she do that?" He asks in frustration

"I don't know, that's why we're watching it"

"She shouldn't have done that." He replies

a few minutes later

the story got a bit boring and the two of you wanted to find another one

"Hmm. Where's my phone? Can you hand me my phone Hoon?" You ask, pointing at your phone right in front of him

"Sure"

and as if the universe wanted to play with you again

a notification popped up as soon as he picked up your phone

allowing him to see your lock screen

the notification covered some of it but it's really obvious that it was him in your lock screen

"Ahh! No don't look at it!" You jumped from your seat taking your phone from him

he didn't say anything

he just smirked

"You have me as your lockscreen?" He looks at you

"Erm..no..what are y-"

"Mhmm, I know you're lying right now." He said

"Fine fine. Yes it's you. Let me explain"

he just nods in response

"okay so uhm. The reason why you're my lockscreen is because I uhm, kinda sorta have feelings for...for you." you say looking down, blushing

he just stayed quiet

"Please if you don't feel the same way, that's fine with me. Just please, still be my best friend." You plead

"Ahh...I uhm.." he says

"...what is it?" You ask him

he says nothing and just hands you his phone

and you see that

his homepage is a picture of you

"I like you too y/n.."

you were honestly about to scream

but you just pulled him in for a hug

"Phew thank god! I was scared I was gonna lose my best friend!" You say

"I just told you I liked you too and you're still calling me your best friend?" He said jokingly

"What do you want me to call you then?" You ask as you pull away from the hug

"Mine" he smirks

you hit him lightly on his chest

"Aish. I bet Junhui taught you that." You say to him

"Anyway...now that we know we have feelings for each other. Do you want to go on a date this week?" He asks

"Yes! Ofcourse!" You respond basically screaming

"Calm down. Let's continue watching the movie. Or maybe let's find another one. This one's getting boring." He chuckles

he opens his arms, signalling that you can cuddle

without hesitation

you went in

the rest of the night was spent cuddling, watching and planning the date you two were gonna have this week.

"How about the amusement park? Or the beach? Or the museum? Oh! Theres a park near by. How about a picnic?" You ask

"Anywhere and anytime is fine. As long as I'm with you."

MASTERLIST

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