I hope both the Panthers and the Rangers know that my dad had to comfort me over the phone for 10 minutes while I was violently sobbing at this loss. Really thought it was their year.

need a guy with pretty brown eyes to dissect me

If I promise to have naughty dreams about you, would you promise to use me in my sleep 👉👈

if someone can find me a photo or clip of jimmy and brady interacting on the handshake line i will love you forever

SCREAM all of the seats in the theater for challengers tmo are paired up, like they’re clearly two people going together with buffer seats between each pair and there’s no free seat anywhere other than next to these couples

and it’s like well… i’m not NOT seeing it on $6 ticket tuesday

so… i declare myself this random couple’s new third

As if falling asleep whilst sitting up and queuing photos of Matty wasn’t humbling enough, I had to go ahead and slump over and wake myself up by actually slamming my head into the wall😭

i need u all to know that my ability to shut up has never been challenged so much

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thinking about laying down a woman on her back, tracing your thumb across her bottom lip as she looks up at you with a pathetic neediness that almost makes your heart melt. the connection of beating heats melding together in one singular carnal desire that threatens to consume you both. her lips part, your thumb slides into her mouth that encapsulates you further into her. taking a moment to flick your eyes downward to witness the silicone cock attached to your harness slide in and out of her weeping core. and she is taking it all, letting you quicken your hips, her voice rising in pitch and volume. she wants it. she needs it. more, more, more. tears well up in her beautiful doe eyes, sliding down her face, crying and begging for you to give her everything. it’s not enough. it’s never enough. your panting breaths mingling with her whimpers aren’t satisfying your hunger. for a moment, you think about holding her so tight that the very skin that lines your body and hers become one. but she digs her nails into your shoulders and rakes them down your back as she cums, begging for god to give her more. something inside you makes you feel as if you yourself are god, and as the aforementioned god, you give her exactly what she desires.

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Jonathan in season 4

The Sanscrit language, whatever be its antiquity, is of a wonderful structure; more perfect than the Greek, more copious than the Latin, and more exquisitely refined than either, yet bearing to both of them a stronger affinity, both in the roots of verbs and the forms of grammar, than could possibly have been produced by accident; so strong indeed, that no philologer could examine them all three, without believing them to have sprung from some common source, which, perhaps, no longer exists; there is a similar reason, though not quite so forcible, for supposing that both the Gothic and the Celtic, though blended with a very different idiom, had the same origin with the Sanscrit; and the old Persian might be added to the same family.

—Sir William Jones, 1786, in his Third Anniversary Discourse for the Asiatic Society

Now the Charlie slander is crazy!! Let's make one thing Clear that is very obvious Abt Dira cus I feel like y'all are underestimating her cus y'all don't like Charlie! Dira from what we see with this Tre guy knows when her limit is up and doesn't wanna deal with BS. She blocked him and exited his life and didn't let him back in for a period of time that he compares himself to someone being incarcerated. When she did let him back, he's following a set of rules of her boundaries. She obviously has a lot of power over her boundaries and gives less of a shit of someone's feelings if she has to block for her own good. If Charlie mentioning dating was that big of a deal to her... She would of blocked and left him already. But he's also a friend to her, seeing that they hang out casually and she's comfortable seeing his family at the vendors, and bringing him to a family function which then he gave her aunt confidence to propose to her girl, which is a big step for her emotionally, and they danced the night away. Dira keeps him around bc it seems she likes his company. And like Cin said, Dira wanted this Yorkie. If he went to go get it, it seems he knows Dira well on a personal level to get it and was happy she was happy. And let's remember during the photo set of the phonecall, when tre asked why he got blocked and such, Cin pointed out the scene then cut to Charlie sleeping. And idk Abt y'all.. but Cin doesn't do stuff just to be silly. That was intentional. Like idk!!! I don't think Charlie is evil for wanting a relationship. All he's doing rn is making joke like her coochie wants him to marry her. It ain't his fault her coochie shivers her timbers when he just talk! I fully believe if Dira feels uncomfortable, she would of blocked by now. She's shown us already she can. I wouldn't never underestimate her or her decision making!! If she seemingly is keeping him around, I'm assuming he's giving her a fun time and she's just rolling her eyes at his quips.

HOLD ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

Friend!!! I had to get tf up outta bed on this one and come directly over to the PC because

YOU BROKE THIS DOWN TO THE ATOMS!!! Y'all please read this, the homie left no stone unturned you hear me?????

*presents you with the Golden Hennessey bottle award for best filthy read of the fuckery*

Your Tumblr makes me think you kin Leshy or you would push him into a hole for fun... or both

Absolutely to both

I love Leshy so much, he is my favorite lil greenery worm.. chaos bug.....

thank you so much to those who wished me a happy birthday here and discord and other blogs. and a HUGE shoutout to @marvelmyriad and @walkeddeath for making this years birthday better than the ones in the past. it was really nice all things considered. thank you truly everyone! i'm blessed.

i grind my teeth a little weird and they make a car lock sound

@soony-survived 👍👍

Its time for everyone's favorite nether mob!!

The Wither! You know, the big three-headed construct that reigns death upon all life!! The Wither!! It likes to plant roses!!

Bonus: The wither but if it had the same resolution of base game wither