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r0bita · 9 months

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Lucemon FM discovering that LovelyAngemon, a mega-level angel digimon that mainly fights with their fists, exists.

#Digimon #Lucemon FM #LovelyAngemon #I know Dead or Alive is FM's ''signature move'' but every other move is basically them throwing just hands #When the preppy goth and the cheerleader are both secretly jocks #and probably in a fight club

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notherpuppet · 22 days

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I laughed so much while drawing this 💖 anime overlord high AU

#lol I probably won’t make anything else like this but it was so funny to me #it’s an AU with every anime cliche lolll #radioapple #my doods #shitpost #luci is senior class president #Alastor is a 10th grade transfer student #Al picks a fight with the mma club and wins #then picks a fight with another club and loses (idk)#hmmm and maybe alastor intimidates his class rep out of student council and takes his spot #so he could get closer to surpassing Lucifer

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aroaceleovaldez · 3 months

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chewing on big 3 kids being capable of absolutely devastating natural disasters and apocalypse-level outbursts of power.

Percy who creates hurricanes complete with lightning that pummel titans and flooding and whirlpools that can trap god-powered crocodile kaijus. Earthquakes that erupt volcanoes. Hazel who sunk an entire small island entirely on her own with her final breath, against giants and a primordial goddess of the earth.

If Nico dramatically wilts plants and cracks the ground when he's mildly stressed, and disintegrates enemies down to their skeletons with a single touch or rips their souls out of their still-living bodies, and can command armies of the undead, what happens if he tries to cause destruction? Even outside of total zombie apocalypse or insta-killing a crowd, he's shown enough geokinesis to absolutely be capable of the same destruction Percy and Hazel can manifest.

What about Jason? He can control the winds and storms. There's no way he can't create the most destructive tornadoes with casual effort that he can never justify using for the collateral damage they'd cause. With a single thought he can rip up a town and launch the remnants 50 miles out. (Jason in the center of a Dead Man Walking tornado, vortexes responding to his movements like an avatar...)

And what can anyone do to combat it? How can you fight the wind lifting everything you know and love into the sky, or floods sweeping you away, or the ground giving way beneath you? The Big 3 kids are scary because they are forces of nature, and their whims are the only thing preventing you from witnessing that at any given moment.

#pjo #percy jackson #riordanverse #hazel levesque #nico di angelo #jason grace #sorry Thalia and Bianca [pensive emoji] Thalia's probably just with Percy in hurricane-making club #cause she doesnt have the wind powers like Jason has especially cause those are probably specifically an Hera thing #and Bianca never got to show off her elemental powers u_u though she probably has equal geokinesis to her siblings #listen im thinking about Jason and tornadoes mostly okay #the mental image of *that* being how he defeated Krios in parallel to Percy making the hurricane to fight Hyperion #just tearing up half of Saturn's palace and scattering it across the Garden of the Hesperides #and the rest of the legion can barely see what's happening #they just see the tornado in the shape of a person and the shadow of Jason in the center illuminated by lightning #like YEAH maybe the legion would revere and fear him a little bit after that

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astrolavas · 2 years

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yeah

#this is a doodle not full art but i feel like i have the moral obligation to post this here #hunter the number one megamind stan #the owl house #toh art #hunter toh #toh #hunter #willow #gus #my art #gus porter #willow park #hunter wittebane #luz #luz noceda #my sketches #also genuinely. megamind? height of cinema. megamind >>>>> fight club or joker or whatever HEIGHT of CINEMA #used to literally be my fav animated movie and probably still would be if it weren't for itsv existing lmaojxksjk

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s1eepyfr0g · 4 months

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theyre so frenemies coded

#also the fact that noah is cannonically a fight club fan makes sense #he would probably say hes just like the narrator fr #noah td #noah total drama #td noah #harold td #td harold #harold mcgrady #harold norbert cheever doris mcgrady v #total drama #tdi #td #my art

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narutodivorcearcreal · 11 days

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really appreciate the framing on this to make it look like someone walked in on a particularly bloody blowjob. fight club fellatio parallel noticers stay on top

#i could probably make this mean something if my brain wasn't so mushy right now #fight club #narrator fight club

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nerosmissingarm · 8 months

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“they’re so cute together” and one of them doesn’t even exist

#fight club #this can be about tons of ships probably #soapshipping #tyler durden #narrator fight club #jack fight club #tyler durden x narrator #madohomu #madoka magica #homura akemi #madoka kaname #norman says shit

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fulcrums501st · 10 months

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Barbie 🤝 Fight Club

Being cautionary tales of how men who lack a sense of identity caused by their society are more susceptible to harmful ideologies that seem like they’ll solve the men’s problems but in reality only make everything much worse.

#barbie #Ken #he’s just ken #barbie movie #the barbie movie #fight club #the narrator #fight club movie #patriarchy #tyler durden #do I spend too much time thinking about movies? probably

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finchers-ipad · 7 months

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these two have the best costumes/character designs in Fincher’s filmography in my opinion :))

#and they would probably hate each other #THEIR COSTUMES THOUGH OH MY GOD #tyler would definitely pull off lisbeths costumes too just saying #Michael Kaplan (fc) and Trish Summerville (tgwtdt) (costume designers) really went all out for these two UH!! /pos #the ‘fuck you you fucking fuck’ shirt is so iconic #honorable mention: marla singer #david fincher #lisbeth salander #tyler durden #fight club #the girl with the dragon tattoo

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puppetmaster13u · 5 months

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I’ve been thinking about this a lot and basically Danny is Beelzebub from Hellva boss with his own casino performs and the entrance defies reality and all his ghost rouges come in and go as they please and some humans and or mortals stumble in and think it’s just some place where metas party their fucking asses off which wouldn’t be that bad if this wasn’t FUCKING GOTHAM. Danny doesn’t know how they got in Gotham but they just want to party but unfortunately for him the bats hear a rumor some meta trafficking ring has been planning a big raid on a certain casino that’s new ish and they have to stop it so they go in disguise and they get to witness Danny and his rouges beat the every loving snot out of some traffickers

maybe Danny is a clone, maybes he’s reincarnated, maybe he lost a bet, maybe he moved to Gotham for fun, maybe he got tossed across the universe into Gotham

who knows certainly not Danny

but to add even more maybe he travels around the casino on trapezes and circus rings that he just flips around it and has a pole it the middle that reaches the ceiling and at the top there’s this disco ball thing that he can activate to make a small nebula or stars surround the casino and make it pretty

oh oh and maybe with him having the title of beelzebub is like gotten after he beat them as in right of conquest, or maybe beelzebub is kinda like a shared name so Danny fuels them and they go around getting mortal action without having to do work, or maybe it was given to him as a present with a bow on top idk

I have no words for this and just had to draw because the idea of a casino or whatever with like, everywhere looking like galaxies and auroras that shift to the music was such an amazing visualization lol

#dcxdp #dpxdc #ask answered #Honestly love the idea of it being a shared name #Y'know what would be fun #If it's a title that can only be given or used by Halfas #because the realms/lairs/etc have to be in both the living and the realms #so only halfas can claim them and gain the title #or something lol #I want to say this is young adult to adult Danny who has a more healthy rivalry with Vlad #omg Ellie has a travelling ghost circus instead of a casino #Dan has a fancy bar with a fighting ring in the center #some of those meta traffickers get tossed to him probably #idk what Vlad would have as his Beelzebub domain #idk why my brain went strip club lmao #BUT i do like the idea of ghosts being able to feed on emotions #and Halfas being able to do so as well alongside eliciting certain emotions in their domains #why yes Danny has four arms #honestly i should have given him floating ice horns too #or maybe they're only visible sometimes lol #prompts?#prompts

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jacksprostate · 2 months

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modern things I think would make Tyler Durden self-administer a shot of lead through the face:

- Amazon, Shein, Aliexpress

- price of thrifting

- inflation in general in the year 2024

- drone warfare

- "sustainable" products and marketing

- the sheer amount of pharma and cosmetic surgeon dicksucking

- social media. the internet in general. burden of history etc etc

- identity politics

- trump (if forced to vote he would've voted for trump in hopes the people saying it would lead to nuclear war and civilization's downfall were right, and then would've been disappointed that they weren't right)

- the further and complete commodification of rebellion, including his own failed image

- manosphere influencers (competition)

- paleo fad diets (yet another thing he'd do that fell prey to immense commodification)

- collective inertia of the american people

#fight club #i could probably keep going #specific things that generate an immense sense of futility for him

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feroluce · 15 days

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Connecting dots tonight (didn't connect shit, I've connected them, etc) because of this post about item descriptions to do with Sampo I saw a few days ago and! I feel like there are so many interesting things that could be implied from this!! Because the recipe for the High-Tech Protective Gear is given to you by Bronya (before the IPC invaded Belobog!), who says this little interesting tidbit about it:

This is an item from before the Eternal Freeze, 700 years ago. Even to the rest of the universe, it would be SORELY outdated. It cannot be made in Belobog anymore due to the loss of entire eras. It is effectively useless; this recipe had to be somewhere gathering dust, kept around solely for archival purposes. There is no reason for Sampo to know about this item or have any idea how it works and yet. AND YET. He's just running around selling knock offs!!

He shouldn't even know how to make these, but the fact that he does means Sampo either

had the blueprints from off-world before he came to Belobog (most likely but also most boring answer)

broke into Qlipoth Fort and copied down the blueprints (completely plausible - he's possibly shown doing exactly that in his splash art)

found another copy out in the ruins of the old world (also completely plausible - Sampo is astoundingly resilient against both the Fragmentum and the cold, as noted by Lynx haha)

Meanwhile, the Inferior Protective Gear recipe comes from an NPC in the underground, and when she gives it to you, she talks about building robots and the robot fighting scene sorry about the quality I didn't have screenshots for her dialogue so I had to use wiki

Which makes me feel like it's safe to say that the inferior gear is mostly being used in the underground, especially by the vagrants and their robots for fights, because...well, who else would use it? Cocolia has made it illegal to explore too far into the Snow Plains, and besides, it's way too dangerous for most civilians even WITH gear. The Silvermane Guards are funded by official sources, they have no reason to rely on Sampo for armor. So it makes sense for an underground mechanic to know the recipe; there's probably not as much market for it up in the overworld.

And if you look at the descriptions, you can see why this probably wasn't something that could be made in Belobog anymore; it requires a charging system of some sort.

We know it's not a problem with the basic materials because all three ingredients can be found right in the administrative district. But the underground only has two of them; somehow, despite being in the planet's crust, and literally crawling with robots...there is no metal down there. It isn't found anywhere, sold by anyone, or dropped by anything. And metal just so happens to be the one ingredient Sampo replaces in his knock off version.

The Inferior Gear uses trash instead, something which, going by the words of that same mechanic, is MORE than abundant in the underground- any good quality parts are extremely difficult to come by down there.

Anyway, all his shadiness aside, I love the implication that Sampo is smart enough to be able to take this item that no one else on the planet probably knows anything about, and was able to figure out what he could replace, and how, and with what, in order to make it easily accessible to the people of the underground, even without access to overworld resources. Because his version DOES work! It literally gives you the exact same amount of defense boost as the IPC one!