DONE WITH FINALS, WORST EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE
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โ dad!jude bellingham headcanons !
pairing: dad!jude bellingham x fem!reader
req: could you write dad!judebellingham ml <3
note: i tried writing headcanons because i feel like my writing is very ๐๐๐
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at the moment, i hope you'll like it still !! reblogs are VERY appreciated since the tags are in a silly goofy mood right now #useless ๐๐คช
tag list: @ceofmercedes <3
it's well established on judeblr that he is a girl dad, so girl dad it is
i think he would spiral a bit over the fact that you're growing a whole human being in you
he would say random shit like โno but do you feel her legs grow ?โ
and you're like ๐๐๐ of course not
but the poor boy is just clueless ๐ช
he would always remind you of how you're the most beautiful woman on earth, even when you're crying your eyes out because ron fell off his chess piece in the philosopher's stone
now,, i think we're all well aware he would spoil your daughter rotten
getting her new clothes or new toys whenever he passes in front of a store because โshe might need it one dayโ
but !! he would never let her turn into a โdaddy i want a squirrelโ kinda girl
you would both make sure she's very well mannered because he is very aware his parents' education played a big part in who he is today
i feel like being strict wouldn't be a problem for him either
yk being the eldest in his family, he wouldn't be swayed by your girl's pleading eyes when she acts wrong
he would 100% cry on her first day of pre-school (it's the cancer in him)
and he would try to drop her / pick her up from school as much as he possibly can with training and stuff
if you speak another language, you'd learn it to your daughter and use it to talk shit about jude ๐คญ
โhave you seen what he wore today ?โ โyeah daddy's shirt is very uglyโ
in my case she would say quoicoubeh to him
i feel like he'd get so frustrated and start sulking amd pouting before your daughter reassures him
okayy bc it's spooky szn rn ๐
family matching costumes !! (call it corny ๐ก i do not care)
monsters, disney characters or the adams family... he'd have soooo many ideas
he'd go trick or treating just to eat all the sweets
playfights with your daughter for their girl's attention
โit's my mommy !โ
โoh yeah ? but mommy liked me before, so i'm the number one in her heartโ
โit's not true ! mommy tell him he's a liarโ
you can only roll your eyes because he really has beef with a whole child ???
but he's just a kid himself !!
everytime she gets to see uncle jobe she's overly happy
and jude would smack the back of his head when he says a bad word
(like he's not the one to curse at home yk ๐)
is it a bad thing i think he would secretly hope your daughter has a bad dream so she'd have a good excuse to sleep in between you both ?
because he would
just to cuddle with her
then he regrets it when she wakes him up early in the morning
when she grows up he would be soooo invested in her school's dramas
like, actually asking for updates during dinner like he's dan from gossip girl
โwhat do you mean ben is dating his ex's best friend ?? he's such a di... bad personโ
he'd be so gassed whenever she would wear his shirt (especially at school)
like you got all these clothes but chose this particular england shirt ? ๐ฅน๐ฅน
(as if half her wardrobe isn't his jerseys from every club he's been at)
(+ jerseys he exchanged with other players and signed jerseys by football legends)
he would sooo show her off to his teammates
โyeah my girl knows how to read nowโ ๐
and show every picture of her EVER
even the embarrassing ones
100% would introduce his friends as uncles
โsay hi to uncle gioโ (๐ซ )
now hear me out bc i think it's my favourite idea
he would totally look up hairstyles tutorials for your babygirl and try them out
once he gets the hang of it, he would never stop finding new ones
and since he doesn't have a sister, he would go to his mum for advice
on hair, but also girl stuff so he can pretend he already knows it all in front of you
you'd also go to his mum to advice tho, because being a parent (especially a mum) is never easy
and she would gladly share all of them with you
when you get into fights with jude your girl would always try to make it better
โdad says he's sorryโ, โmum said she's not mad anymoreโ
of course you both know she's lying but somehow it always works ???
so your relationship is the prime example of what she's looking for when she grows up
and she secretly hopes she gets to love her s/o just like her parents love each other (too corny now ?)
anyways jude would treat you both like his little princesses, and he's so so so grateful he gets to live a lifetime with you two
or maybe more than two who knows ๐ถโโ๏ธ
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love calling my friend boys pretty boys but toxic masculinity always getting in the damn way ๐ hereโs my hcs on how the 141 would react to being called pretty boy because whatโs a more appropriate title for them? ๐
SOAP does the whole โlooking around before pointing at himselfโ thing and has the BIGGEST smile when you confirm his suspicions. practically skipping around work for the rest of the WEEK. if you call him anything else he thinks youโre mad at him and will turn the world upside down to make it up to you
GHOST gives you a lasting stare thatโs gif worthy. a stare that makes all of the other recruits falter but only makes you smile brighter. never comments on it, but stares you DOWN when those words leave your mouth. does this for a while and if you ever stop, heโll pass you with a shoulder check and a โfocus, pretty (boy/girl/one)โ but will never do it again.
PRICE is playfully glaring at you with some comment on โhaving to talk to hrโ that is not at all serious. calls you beautiful though. never anything less than that. think he prefers handsome โitโs more correct for my age, donโt you think?โ
GAZ my BOYYYYY!!! ๐๐๐ you say it in passing. heโll smile and turn to watch you go with a shake of his head, turning back to his friends that immediately tease him about it. immediately catches onto calling you pretty as well. it is now YOUR thing. if anyone participates in it, heโll gauge your reaction before glaring them down. his jealousy comes into play real bad with that stupid nickname ๐๐
these are all canon; they told me themselves ๐ซถ๐ซถ๐ซถ
i love how no matter the concept, soap & gaz are best friends to lovers... or guy friends that you fuck/almost fuck and have to be convinced that it's "normal" -- breaking every single rule of "just friends" ... FAV MF TROPE W THOSE TWO !!!
PRICE AND GHOST STUBBORN & GRUMPY AGENDA !!! LOVE IT !!!
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โcan i kiss you?โ
Bill kaulitz (2005) x fem!reader <3 (fluff lol)
disclaimer, Iโm not a writer at all so im aware this isnโt very good idek how to make themes on here or wtv- I just had the idea and wanted to write about it๐ also I have horrible grammar so im sorry๐
โข Basically You had known Tokio hotel for maybe 3 weeks, and had become close friends with each member, but bill stood out to you the most ever since you first met, and you could tell he felt the same about youโฆ you and the boys would often go to a spot by the lake to (smoke + drink) but this time you and bill went alone? ๐๐
You were patiently waiting at the kaulitz twins front door, the sun had already went down and you were waiting for one of the guys to answer the door so you could go to your nightly spot by the lake to drink and smoke together. you rang the door bell a couple of times until bill finally got the door.
he stood alone in the doorway, his tall frame looking down on you. you couldnโt help but smile when you saw him, (heโs just so perfect!? ๐) โwhere is everyone else?โ you asked โI was thinking it could maybe just be you and I? If not thatโs okay I can go get-โ you cut him off before he can finish his sentence. โno, yea thatโs perfectly fineโ you smile up at him. โDo you have the cigarettes?โ He asks, โyea I do, in my backpack. I have a few beers too.โ He claps his hands and smiles โokay, wicked!โ (I feel so cringe help me๐) you see Tom peep over from the other side of the doorway โdonโt get too comfortable togetherโ bill rolls his eyes โshut up Tom!โ You laugh into your hand at their bickering and quickly grab bills hands leading him out the door.
you start walking into the direction of the spot you guys usally hangout at, he pulls at you turning you around to meet him. he looks down at his shoes anxiouslyโI was thinking of a different place if you didnโt mind, it could be more personal to us maybe?โฆโ โwhy not!?!โ you say happily, he picks his head up, feeling relieved at your response, (he was practicing saying that to you for like 20 minutes๐๐)
You guys walk for about 5 minutes, holding hands and just laughing together as you always do, until you stop at a small shed by the woods, slightly intimidating but also cute, bill held the door open for you and you quickly found a place to sit on the ground next to a small flat chest, the shed was lit by a few old lamps hanging from the roof, it was quite clean dispite seeming abandoned and old. Bill sat down across from you leaning against the wood wall as you grabbed things out of your bag and put them on the chest beside you.
โThis place is kind of nice to be honestโ you exclaimed, lighting the cigarette in your mouth then passing the lighter to bill, โagreedโ he quickly lights his cigarette and blows out the smoke. โI saw it one day while me and tom were exploring these woods and I thought you might appreciate it.โ
You and bill make small talk and your conversations slowly get more personal and intimate, you start to tell him more about your issues and ideas about relationships, (likely due to the alcohol in your systems๐ตโ๐ซ) he looks at you in awe as he watches your lips move while you speak. โSo yea I guess I just need to except that Iโm never gonna find someone who cares or understands in the way I do, yk?โ You put your cigarette back in between your lips and inhale. โI understandโ his words make u take a deep breath, โI wish more people were like you y/n your so smart, and I agree that being in a relationship without a real connection is worthless too, I would want to spend my time with the right girl instead of wasting it.โ
you pick your head up to meet his gaze, his eyes already staring down at you, โbillโ you give him a nervous smile, โhm?โ โCan I kiss you?โ You say to him blushing, his brown eyes looking into yours making you melt, โuhmโฆ yes?!โ he gets all giddy for a second until he makes himself calm down, I mean of course you can-โ (heโs trying to act chill but idk if I wrote that clear๐ญ) you lean in closer, โyouโre sure?โ He smiles and nods his head, โyes!โ (Imagine the same expression he made when that interviewer asked how long it takes him to get ready๐)
you get on your knees and put your hand on his neck, giving him a small but sweet kiss, he giggles a little and pulls you in for another kiss with his hand on your chin, kissing you again, and again. You both laugh in between kisses as he pulls you on to his lap leading to you guys messily making out.
he moved his hands up and down your waist whilst you kept yours on his shoulders, you could taste the alcohol on his lips, his cold piercing turning you on when he slide his tongue in your mouthโฆ you swiftly moved your lips to his jaw placing sloppy kisses on his neck, making him lightly whimper. You smiled into his neck as you both started to laugh in disbelief that this was really happening.
You brought your head up back to his and placed your hand on the back of his neck, lips almost touching, โbillโ you softly said, looking into his dark eyes. โYes Liebling?โ You blush at his nickname And kiss him quickly.
โI like you a lotโ
โI like you too y/nโ
My vocabulary isnโt very good and I didnโt proofread very well, but eat up ig๐ฅ I might write more but also Iโm lazy๐ @fishinaband
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smart ass - M.S pt 5
synopsis - mattโs not doing to well with his schooling but is determined to get his degree and pass his classes. one essay which is a huge part of their grade haunts him with a bad mark, luckily y/n is willing to help him
notes - NOT PROOF READ, lowercase intention smut near the end, aftercare cus thats what matt specializes in, cuddles
a/n - uhm idk if yalls could tell, or if u knew but iโm a virgin and have never kissed anyone so ๐ซฃ
leave some suggestions for chris or matt fics for me to write pls as well :3
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present day a few days after their second study session
y/n pov
matt s ๐ผ
hey message me when ur leaving ur house. 8:46
btw we r ordering food to the house cus i dont wanna get gas. 8:47
text me what u want from CFA. 8:47
you
what in the flying fuck is CFA? 8:49
matt s ๐ผ
uhm hello? kid, how do u not know what CFA is???? 8:49
you
abbreviations like this is what's wrong with our generationโฆ 8:50
matt s ๐ผ
kay ur so weird omfg. 5:50
CFA clearly means chick-fil-a smartass ๐. 8:51
you
oh well then ๐. nuggets and waffle fries please ๐๐. 8:52
and sunjoy btww. 8:52
matt s ๐ผ
ew u like sunjoy? 8:53
you
u like rootbear donโt talk to me โ. 8:52
and let me in pls im already outside :). 8:52
read at 8:52
i sling my bag over my shoulder and leave my car, waiting outside the large house with thrilling anticipation as i wait for matt to open the door. I see the fluff of his brown locks and a sweater similar to the one iโve seen him wear before at school. i dont know why i get giddy when i see him, i dont know how we went to only speaking when madi was around too greeting each other whenever we see each other in the halls or cafe or even in our shared classes.
matt and his brothers were some of my closest friends now, after madi introduced me to them at a party, both of us got insanely drunk and made me call off crazy drinking ever since. all i remember from that night was the way matt took care of me while i was in a very vulnerable state and didnโt take advantage of me. i havenโt told anyone but madi about what happened to me when i was younger, and iโm glad sheโs still taken her promise to heart, the only thing that telling her about my past shit did was make her and i closer.
i see matt in full view after he opens the door, โhey!โ i say with a cheery expression despite how late it was for me.
โheyyy, thanks for coming by the way, even though you had a shift earlier.โ he says sheepishly, before i left for work he messaged me begging to have another study session because he had more questions about the essay part of the exam. โoh hey lemme put your stuff in my room, just chill on the couch before the food gets here.โ i pass him my backpack and laptop as he begins to walk down a hallway to make it to his room.
i move through the small entryway and become more apparent in his brothers view, โheyy y/nโ nick says moving up to me for a hug, i take in his embrace.
โhi nick!!โ i say excitedly. other than matt, ive hung out with nick a lot too, madi always has him over at her apartment, and even the three of us have made it a plan to meet up at our favourite bakery and talk for however long we want too a couple times a week. out of the little over a month iโve know the triplets, nick has made a huge impact on me, and i felt safe around him, as well as chris and matt.
he lets go of me while i walk over to a slumped over chris on the couch, when he realised i was here he sits up on the edge of the couch. โsup chris,โ i dap him up doing a little bro half hug with him.
โalways nice to see you y/n,โ he says as our arms unfold from the middle of us. i take a seat next to him with a comfortable amount of distance between us. matt returns not too long after i greet everyone. He sits down between chris and i and nick returns from the kitchen with a pepsi, root beer, bottled water and a lemonade, passing out everyone's drink knowing what each of us would ask for. matt and i give nick a thank you as he nods his head after.
nick stationed himself on the elongated part of the couch settling in with his fluffy blanket, he puts on a stranger thing episode and we all sit watching the tv. it only takes another five minutes of the episode for the doorbell to ring through the house. nick gets up immediately scurrying to the door with his fluffy blanket wrapped around him as he talks to the delivery man, thanking him and making small steps to see the rest of us. he comes back with two large bags of food planting them on the coffee table in front of all of us, before grabbing a tray of drinks after going back to the entrance.
โthank you for paying matty,โ chris says, rubbing up again his brother with his lips pursed and now shoulder to shoulder with his older brother. i giggle at the sight, copying chris.
โmmmmh thanks mattyyyyโ i say resting my head on the peak of his shoulder, pursing my lips as well and copying chrisโ weird voice.
โyouโre a fucking weirdo chris,โ matt says in a disgusted voice flicking the other head that was very close to his face. โand you're welcome y/n.โ
i laugh at chrisโ overly dramatic reaction to what matt did to him. still giggling a bit at the sight of matt completely ignoring his brothers reaction, I say โjust tell me how much i own you.โ
โeh, donโt worry about it, itโs on me, plus save up for that new laptop you were talking about. i know how much you want it,โ i blush slightly.
โaww thank you then,โ i wrap my arms around him and squeeze him, he hands me the food that i asked for and retract back onto the couch.
โby the way, what time are we planning to stay up till? i told madi that iโll tell her when i was heading home.โ i saw looking at matt.
โwell its kinda late so if you wanna stay in the guest room, im fine with that.โ matt says, moving his head towards me, then breaking eye contact with the tv screen.
โim ay okay with that if you wanna stay over! plus you know your way around the house,โ nick says giving his approval to matts idea of staying over.
โmhm im chill with it,โ chris simply says.
โuhh yeah then, i'm down, thanks!โ
we eat then say goodnight to nick and chris before we go to matt's room for some studying.
i lay down onto his bed as he walks over to his bathroom to change into some comfier clothes. while hes in there i start to think about our first study session when i found out matt had a crush on me. i thought it was very cute, but it made matt awkward on our last study night. iโm glad that he's eased up now, i just acted like i didnโt know anything and didnโt want to push on how he was feeling because I knew it would make his anxiety worse.
i come back to my senses seeing matt reappear from the bathroom door. we stayed on track for studying for an hour and a half before we eventually put on brooklyn 99 on in the background and talked.
โso, the retake is in a couple days, you think youโre ready?โ i was hopeful he would be good by then because tonight felt very productive. I quizzed him on a couple of important ideas while he was playing with a baseball, throwing it up and down in the air. i learnt that he understands stuff better when he is doing something with his hands, it keeps him focused.
โhm, iโm not too sure, maybe another study sesh the day after tomorrow so by friday iโll have all the stuff we went over fresh in my mind.โ the baseball still gets thrown up and falls down in front of his face, with his hand waiting to catch it before it smacks him right on his nose. โthanks again for this,โ i hear him catch it one more time before he moves his hand away from his face and looks at me just to the right of him. i'm hovering over him slightly, his eyes glow the brightest in the slight illumination from the lamp we always use when we study.
โyeah of course matt, you're my friend anyways.โ our faces mirror each other, his eyes roam my faces while his hand holds the side of my face.
i toss my hair to the side of my head to lean down to kiss matt, he immediately returns the kiss enveloping my bottom lip with his. i moan into his mouth feeling him push me down and dominate me. one of his hands rests on my hip keeping me down as i pull him down with my legs letting him top me. most of his body is pressed down to mine, i lift my hips to give myself some kind of sensation i desperately crave for.
โfuck, iโm sorry are you okay with this?โ matt says when he disconnects us.
i cup his chin bringing him a little closer, โi really fucking like you matt, please donโt stop.โ
a smirk grows onto his face, โi really fucking like you too, youโre lucky i do.โ he becomes more unserious pecking little kisses amoungst my face making a very loud โmwahโ sound with each of he presses into my skin.
โmattttโ i say through my sour looking face while he shows his affection.
โokay, okay, iโm done. but uh, how about we kiss again, didnโt get a good feel of it the first time.โ he says with a knowing smirk on his face. i use my hand to weave through his brunette hair pulling him towards me again, we share a more passionate kiss, with knowing and love rather than lust.
it doesnโt take us long till things got more serious, his lips attach to my neck instantly sucking multiple hickeys into visible spots on my neck, moving down to my collar bone and eventually to the full and plump part of my boob. this is where my dream stopped last week, ive been trying to ignore it for the longest time but being in the moment now after thinking about it in my head makes it feel even more surreal.
his hand sneaks to the bottom of my fresh love shirt that i took from mattโs drawers when i found out i was sleeping here his fingers feel the hem of it. โis it alright if i take your shirt off?โ he says with a quiet voice, almost afraid of what iโll say.
i quickly nod in reply but that doesnโt seem good enough for him.
โwords smart ass, i need words.โ he says with a little bit of a condescending tone to his love tainted words.
โyes matt, you can take my shirt off too.โ i say with a small giggle following after it.
he lifts the fabric to uncover the same white lace bra i was wearing while i slept over at his house by accident. โmh, iโve been dreaming about this for a while ever since i saw you in it that morning,โ he kisses the lace that travels to the small connecting piece of fabric between the two cups of my bra.
โand i know you heard what chris said to me that morning, yet you still acted like nothing was wrong.โ he moves his hand to my upper back placing his hand onto my bra strap, โhey, can i take this off?โ
โmhm,โ my lips sealed trying to conceal my response to the amazing feeling of his hands on my body, he undoes the clip on my back with skill and purpose. the touch of his fingertips grant goosebumps to my skin in a very arousing manner.
he pulls the dainty clothing article off my arms and throws it to the floor benign absolutely amazed by my tits, they werenโt much but it seemed like matt was under a spell, he latched his lips just above my nipple to give me more hickeys, he sucks and soothes repeating this multiple times before he eventually dips down to my nipple, i feel the rush of arousal arching slightly off the bed.
i moan in response to the new sensation, iโm not exactly a virgin, but i havenโt done anything like this in a while, let alone at all for god sake. he massages the other boob, playing with the nipple with his hand the opposite of the one his mouth is very focused on.
he finally comes up for air after a little bit teasing, my thighs rub together and sits up to rip his shirt off to match my level of revealing skin, off goes his sweats as well leaving him in just his boxers, โmatt, oh my godโ i'm out of breath and very needy.
he continues a trail of kisses down to my clothes pussy, he looks up at me while holding the stretchy waistband of my pants, i give him a vigorous nod knowing what he was asking for.
he slides them completely off leaving me in just my underwear. he plants another sweet kids over my clothed heat which milks another desperate moan from me. โmatt wait-โ he immediately comes up from my bottom half and lays beside me listening to me.
โhey we donโt have too if you donโt want too, iโm down if you just wanna go to bed in the other room, or even if you just wanna stay here and cuddle for the rest of the night.โ he says before i can go ahead with what i was thinking.
โno, no i really want too itโs just, i havenโt reallyโฆ done this before.โ i tell him, he seems almost fully unaffected by my words.
โthatโs fine, iโm here to make you feel good,โ he places his hand nearing my core again, he rubs my panties over my clit moving down to feel the very apparent wet spot. โwow iโve barely touched you and your so worked up,โ his voice was sultry with a hint of a condescending tone.
โm-matt pleaseโ i struggle to say feeling the pressure he's putting down onto my throbbing clit.
โiโm gonna take these off now, okay?โ he says with his fingers wrapped around the thin string of my thong thatโs barely covers anything.
he slips them off admiring the sight in front of him, i almost get self conscious wanting to cover myself up with his blankets. his head dips and his hands pant onto my hips and one on my inner thigh. his tongue makes very sudden contact with my clit, he sucks and swirls his tongue around it, feeling the very heavy pressure i arch my back slighting leaning forward into his face.
his finger creeps and teases my hole before he fully plunged it into me. i heavy moan escapes my lips, โquiet now princess, canโt let nick or chris hear you.โ
he continues his movements stimulating both my clit and hole at the same time, โmore, pleaseโ i say with a pleading tone. he removes his finger from inside of me and replaces it with his tongue and mouth. he absolutely devoured my pussy giving me as much pleasure as he could, his mouth moving back to my clip and he slid his finger back into me moving it at a moderate pace.
i donโt try very hard to conceal my very loud moans, as soon as matt enters a second finger into my dripping cunt, i release with a pornographic moan, squeezing his head between my legs. โholy shit matt,โ he licks up all of my hot cum and comes back up to kiss me.
โmmh you did so well for me, you ready for me now?โ i say a needy yes while he goes back to sit back on the his headboard. he removes his boxers with such haste letting his cock spring out with a bead of pre-cum leaking out. โi wanna watch you ride me, you control the pace and how deep you wanna go.โ he whispers into my ear.
he lifts me on top of him, kissing him passionately while i grind down onto his twitching cock. he lets out a guttered groan โokay, letโs do this cause i could bust just from looking at you.โ
he lines himself up and holds my hips while i sink down onto him. his so thick and long, i feel him in ever existing crevasse in my cunt. โfuck yesโ i say letting out a heavy breath.
โholy shit youโre so tight-โ he says between his monas and hard breathes. i begin to move myself up and down slowly, whatever pain that came at first quickly moved to pleasure as i speed up my movements.
my tits bounce every time i move up or down, my movements are set at a constant pace, โmatt, i think- i think iโm gonna cum.โ i say, feeling his dick twitch in my pussy again.
โcome for me baby, give it to me,โ he says, taking me by my love handles and moving me up and down a little faster. i came hearing his words letting out a couple of breathy moans, he follows soon after me. i feel his thick long ropes of cum fill me up and come back down dripping onto his cock.
matt does a couple of slower pumps in and out of me to ride both of us through our highs. he picks me up as if i weigh nothing and puts me down beside him laying down onto the bed.
he goes into the bathroom to retrieve a small cloth and comes back to wipe me down. he does a couple of strips to pick up as much extra cum he could. i feel him hit my clit and i whimper loudly, โoh god, iโm sorry, i know your still sensitive.โ once heโs finished he goes into the bathroom and cleans himself up.
fishing his boxers from the ground he slides them on and grabs my underwear and a large t-shirt from his closet. he hops onto the bed putting on my underwear and pulling me up to put on the shirt.
โmh thank you,โ i say tired and groggy.
he plants a kiss onto my forehead โanything for you smart ass.โ
he comes under the covers and wraps his arms around me, intertwining our legs. we sleep peacefully until the morning
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Some lore stuffs + how her story ends
This is kinda all over the place bc I don't have a coherent idea but I just need to write it all down before I forget
How Jia was bit was on a hot ass day and she basically fell asleep on a spider and gained powers unknowingly
Doesn't find out for maybe a week
Has a weird dream one night where she basically meets a deity in her dream and the exchange was literally like
"You, Jialin Chen, now bear the powers to protect this la-"
"Uhm yea no thanks, pass ๐ฌ"
"WHAT?"
And then a comedic exchange occurs between mortal and god haha! Until the deity was like ENOUGH this is your DESTINY you will bear it whether you like it or NOT ๐น so Jia's kinda like alright fine damn ๐ but obviously we all know how she really feels abt the whole situation (she hates it bc of issues) but anyways
The reason why it took a whole week is cause uhmmm plot hole lelel or smth the deity can't actually interfere directly with the world
EITHER WAY this is basically spoilers for endgame but it's not like I'll ever make a coherent plot bc I'm too lazy and dum but basically
The deity of Jia's universe is border on obsessive with creating a story line and destiny and heroes and stuff like that and ofc it has to be perfect (bc ofc it has to be, totally not cliche or anything)
Anyways this obsession makes them interfere TOO much with Jia's universe because if the deity was never this obsessed
Jia probably would've gotten over her issues (bc she's meets someone to help her copeeee ๐๐ cougjocughcgpuccough)
But bc the deity is an unreasonable shithead, they're literally the root of every problem:
They're responsible for Jia's split soul because of how abrupt her duties were suddenly forced on her
Bc of the split soul problem, it nearly upsets the world balance that could've been very bad for the universe! (the day she had lost the plot and had a existential crisis breakdown I think I posted it here but basically on that day she was flickering between both before Lin took control)
-> the logic is rlly,,, idk nonsensical for this bc what I thought as world making is that you can't have two souls in control at once and it goes again natural laws so it nearly ficked up her world cause it AINT SUPOSE TO HAPPEN ITS NEVA SUPOSE TO HAPPENNN but moving on
So then Lin switches in place of Jia and the world balance is briefly restored YAYY ๐ everything is fineโผ๏ธ
โ WRONG โ
Cause now Lin went and 'broke up' (idk it wasn't rlly a break up bc she never said 'lets break up' but she kinda did go 'we aren't meant for each other ๐' and dipped) with hb so NOW HES GOING THRU IT and the rest of her friends back at spider society are like ???? What the??? Fuck???
Lin does manage to spend a few days or more at the hq cause technically she is still Jia but just
Different
But everyone's kinda weirded out cause she's Seriousโข now and even Miguel's kinda like wattafack ๐ง plus the fact she has long white hair that spawned out of nowhere so they kinda piece some form of logic together that she's a different Jia
Anyways some time passes and one day an especially big anomaly is warned abt in Jia's (still Lin) universe which is bizarre cause they're not usually this big but it's all because of that STOOPID FUKASS deity GOING AROUND FUKIN THINGS UP and somehow created this ridiculously bad threat as a 'enemy' for the 'hero of their story' to defeat
The biggest problem with the anomaly is that while it doesn't really like, belong in Jia's universe, it doesn't belong in any OTHER universe either BECAUSE THAT DEITY BOUGHT IT UP OUTTA NOWHERE BC THEYRE PSYCHO I need to stop hating on characters that I literally made anyways
So HQ can't exactly deal with it like they usually do but they can try to offer assistance at least
Obviously for obvious (cliche) reasons CERTAIN PEOPLE are gonna be there cause yknow they still care abt Jia even tho she's changed (to Lin momentarily)
Battle occurs blah blah I'm not good with action scenes and things are looking a littttlee bleak for Lin and Co and all the sudden Lin receives a bad injury that nearly knocks her unconscious but thru her ringing ears and muted background noise she hears SOMEBODDYYY CALLING HER NAAMMEEE (god I really wonder who)
Because her state of unclarity from the Blunt Force Head Trauma makes things a little weird, the fine line between Jia and Lin also becomes a little muddled and the Jia that's been hiding behind Lin can hear his voice and it quite literally brings her out of that dark room in her mind to control again so TLDR Jia is back again instead of Lin
Reunion happens for maybe 3 minutes tops before shit hits the fan again and suddenly the deity has teared through time space fabric out of anger to speak directly to them mortal little earthlings on the ground because they're a little bitch
All because they thought Lin was the true protagonist they've been searching for all along and now 'that insolent fool' (hobie) has ruined everything (he does no wrong)'
But suddenly because the deity is in direct contact with the mortal world, they're like wait ๐คจ you're not from this universe and sees other things also not from this universe and goes on a tangent about how they don't need to rebuild a 'story' anymore and can just find another 'story' to pilot (TLDR AGAIN: local deity discovers universe theft and wants to ditch this universe cause Jia's spiderman story wasn't perfect and now wants to find another universe to force to become their 'perfect story')
Obviously spider people are like ๐จ๐จ๐จ UHMMM NO TF UR NOTTT so they start retreating (as they should tbh) and Jia's like helping to round up people to gtfo of her universe before some batshit deity absorbs them or smth
Atp bits of her universe is already crumbling and disintegrating because the deity is already trashing it because it's worthless and imperfect now (ngl me when art ๐ญ๐ญ)
So now it's the last of the people to go back thru the portals and its Jia and Hb :)) (y'all should know what's coming next)
Truthfully, Jia wants to so so badly go thru the portal to stay with the rest of them but she knows that there was the possibility of her connection with the deity of her world and her as a creation from the said deity
So she says goodbyes
Pushes him thru
And throws in her watch before it closes properly so the FUCK ASS DEITY CANT GET ANY KIND OF CONNECTION TO THE MULTIVERSE
And thus it concludes her coming of age plot because she found the proper courage to do what was right in all senses and came to terms with her spider girl identity
Even though she had so much she wanted to do with the rest of them was what she had thought while the thread of her universe on the multiverse crumbled into nothingness
ANYWAYS THE REAL CONCLUSION IS THE DEITY IS THE REAL ANOMALY THEIR OBSESSION DROVE THEM INTO AN ANOMALY AND INTERFERING WITH THE LIVING WORLD but thats kinda what happens when you've been living for centuries, you kinda go a little nuts
Anyways thanks for this long and incredibly messy read, don't kill me โ๏ธ peaces
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How did Pete and Shadow's relationship staterted, like who asked who out and how did it go for both of them
Pete: โฆ๐โฆ this will take a while. So basically after my break up with T.C, I had to deal with another issue, that Jack ass named Bonnie. He kept on spreading false stories about me, leading everyone else to hate me, except my little brother of course.
Then one morning.. I.. I uh.. had too much soda pop..
Shadow: And then he stumbled his cute and tiny behind to my territory. He straight up passed out right there and then-
Pete: Dude! ๐ก. Iโm trying to speak.
Anyways, most of it was blurry, but what I remember was Shadow comforting me about something. I donโt remember what I told him, but then my senses came back and I woke up with this moron in bed.
Shadow: Yeah.. โบ๏ธ. It was great. And since then. For two years he kept coming to me, the comfort bear.
Pete: more like you find me and use a crappy pick up line to swallow my tongue. ๐๐.
Shadow: it must work since thatโs the routine every time I lay my hands on you.. ๐.
Pete: Uh-?! ๐ค. You know what this was stupid question anyways!
Shadow: I love you too. ๐โค๏ธ
Pete: You know what?!๐ก๐
Shadow: ๐
Pete: ๐. Consider this the โroutineโ for the day.
Shadow: what?! โน๏ธ
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Shadow: Man! ๐ฅบ
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Urban Wyatt x Reader x Daughter Instagram AU
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cassiewyatt Fathers fashion style, but mothers music talent ๐ค โค๏ธโ๐ฅ
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urbanwyatt ๐ yes to all of that
yourusername Some of his outfit decisions were questionable but he made it work.
urbanwyatt It worked if I pulled you.
yourusername Pulled? ๐คฎ ๐ What if I told you it wasnโt for your outfits ? ๐ ๐
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cassiewyatt NO ๐ STOP RIGHT NOW!!!!
alizemiaharlow You always have the best outfits ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ค๐ผ
cassiewyatt ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
jackharlow You and Mia making music and putting out your EP in the same month, that shit pulls at my heartstrings. Proud of you both. Keep killing it!!!!!!
cassiewyatt Uncle Jack-Jack ๐ฅบ thank you to aunt & my parents for always pushing Mia and I to follow our dreams, even if we kept changing them 100xs over and over again.
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cassiewyatt Arriving at the Harlow x Wyatt party reunion- yes thatโs a thing ๐ชฉ ๐๐ป
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ezharlow ๐ธ ๐
cassiewyatt Youโre just like my dad omg ๐ yes photo creds to annoying ass Ezequiel ๐ง
urbanwyatt Donโt compare me to this little shit
ezharlow This little shit used to be your favorite back in the day
urbanwyatt Used to, key word
yourbestiename Aww are you still mad that Ez and Cass have a thing???
urbanwyatt There is not a thing.
yourusername There is and there isnโt, turns out your daughter is just like you when it comes to dating. She doesnโt want commitment, but god forbid Ezequiel entertains another girl ๐๐
urbanwyatt Atta girl
jackharlow May I remind you how that played out? For 3 years between you both????
urbanwyatt Oh ๐ค yea thatโs not happening.
alizemiaharlow My sexy baby ๐ ๐ฅ
cassiewyatt Where are you?? Pls tell me youโre already here? Save me from them!
alizemiaharlow ๐ Iโm with the moms at the bar.
jackharlow ALIZE MIA HARLOW, you better not be drinking!!!
yourbestiename Sheโs not, relax she knows better. Cass, are you going to walk in or are you going to stand outside arguing with my son all night?
cassiewyatt ๐ณ How do you-nvm, yes omw
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cassiewyatt Doctors, heโs out again!!!!!!! when your dad thinks he can still hang ๐ he looks miserable right now.
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yourusername Cassandra te va regaรฑar tu papรก ๐๐๐๐ but yes, totally agree.
urbanwyatt Why are you picking on me now?
jackharlow LMAO ๐คฃ
cozane Old man canโt hang anymore ๐คฃ๐
urbanwyatt Says the one who passed out on the stairs after 6 shots.
alizemiaharlow Haha Nino Urby you definitely look like you broke out from a mental hospital ๐
ezharlow Because he did ๐
urbanwyatt Boy if you donโt get the fuck outta here!!!!!!! You coming for me when youโre trying to get with my daughter? NOOOO.
yourbestiename Leave my son alone, or Iโll tell them all the stories from Y/N and Miami.
yourusername Wait how did I get involved into this?
jackharlow He comes for our son, we tell your daughter how yโall really started your wonderful relationship ๐๐๐๐
ezharlow I want to know this. Tell us everything you know about him and tia ๐
yourbestiename Kid, weโre trying to make things easier for you. Donโt stir the pot, youโre just like @ druski2funnny
druski2funnny ๐๐๐
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Have you every tried Boost VHC (very high calorie). Drink one of those before every meal and youโll pass 390 in no time.
Iโve had the boost drinks before my feeder use 2 buy them 4 me a lot before he went n disappeared on me ๐ I really like the strawberry ones the best ๐
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FR THO, like atp we need just a filter for asks ๐ It's nice to interact with your favs
I might post my writing out of boredom, because I have one written already, but I feel like if I post it I'm not gonna be able to post regularly. Just because I lose motivation, and die ๐ญ
ALSO ARE YOU IN MY WALLS OR SMTH? I WROTE MY ART COMMENT THINKING OF MY DRAWING OF CHOSO ๐ I keep staring at it I love it sm I CANNOTT, rumor has it if you come into my room you might catch me pecking a kiss onto the page. God I love Choso sm, hes on my mind all the time, like atp I'm gonna charge him for rent ๐ญ
Srsly tho, I didn't mean to draw him. I've been thinking of him so often that when I started drawing in my sketchbook, it just.. Turned into him. I don't even really be drawing men (I find it difficult, I have a really feminine style ๐) but I did it, and he looks a little cutesy rather than smexy, but for some reason it fits him??
Someone please end my suffering, well it isn't suffering, but I'm so obsessed with him ๐๐ I don't mind it, until my friends tell me I'm annoying cause I keep talking about him (Honestly they're sick in the head and need help, which I will NOT give cause this is so fake of them. I'll remember these moments when they call me at 9 pm again ๐)
BUT FR HELP, LIKE WHY DID MY FRIENDS KEEP ME UP UNTIL 5 AM?!?! I WOKE UP AT 3 PM, SO I'M TIRED. Gonna have to take a nap to even it out ๐ My dentures are tired yk? My bones ache from being awake ๐ข (I love being dramatic)
But get to work. My forehead is cold and in need of ekisses ๐ค๐ (I keep reading what you said because it makes me giggle, you're so funny ๐ญ๐)
GAHHJJSJAKKA, Im literally squealing like a little girl over all the romantic things in all of your stories omgomgomg. I NEED SOMEONE TO TREAT ME LIKE THIS, Standards have been risen impossibly high ๐
XOXO ๐ฝ (Might nap after this, I'll let you know ๐ฝ)
oh yeah if i donโt write a whole smau before posting it i would never post regularly LMFAO thatโs how it was with my first smaus โฆ. shiversโฆ BUTTTT who cares about posting regularly post ur writing ๐๐๐๐
yes iโm in ur walls if u hear scratching its just meeee! but no i get it the choso brain rot is REAL and debilitatingโฆ just a brain full of chosoโฆ. omg how silly u mostly draw women and i mostly draw menโฆ i think the only women i draw is like rei and shoko LMFAO
YOULL RMBR THOSE MOMENTS WHEN THEY CALL AT 9PM LMFOAOAOAOAโฆ. UNTIL 5AM??? iโd die like iโd simply pass away i fear.
i am glad u like theโฆ romanticโฆ aspects of my writing bc โฆ. i suck at writing the romance parts i fear anyway i hope u had a good nap if u did nap !
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Chapter 17
We got more busy i was in 5 productions and 10 movies. But something happened one day
"Bea i dont fee-" i was cut off by my throw up it got on me and my bed "do you know whats wrong" "no but everything HURTS" "lets stay home today"ย "but" "but nothing you're sick so im going to help you" "fine" "lay down imma make a โจbreakfeast smoothieโจ" "oh no" -20 minutes later- "its just fruit" "yeah,you dont like fruit or something? "I just thought" "what?" "it would be breakfasts made into one smoothie" "you're funny" "yo sรจ" "Si quieres hablar espaรฑol, podemos hablar espaรฑol" "only been 'speaking' it for 9 years calm down" "seems like plenty of time" "MOVING ON,I kinda miss Hamilton" "me too but we're moving up in the world" *he gets a text* "shit my moms in the hospital" "ant go to her I'll be fine" "you sure you can come" "'rest'. NOW GO" "see ya letter" he says all rushed and paniky. one thing lead to another and i was at walmart buying a pregnancy test "Y/N TERRELL" forgot i was famous "can i please get a photo" "sure"
*TAKES PHOTO* "dont post till till atleast half a hour please" "YES ANYTHING FOR YOU" "thanks i really appreciate it" i made my way back home and used the test and unlike when i was younger i passed i just cried perfect timing my now husbandย came in "honey what's wrong" "if I tell you don't get mad" "of crouse" "I'm pppp-pregnat" "im going to be a dad" "mhm y-your happy" "of course, but i want a baby if you want baby" "i want a baby" i say with now happy tears "can we tell people" "of course lets tell the mains
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย GUYS GUESS WHAT
Jazzy poo bear๐ญ๐๐๐โผ๏ธ๐๏ธ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ซถ๐พ๐คญ๐ถ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ชโ
๐๐๐พ๐ฉท๐๐ฆ๐ฟ๐๐พ๐โ๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐พ๐๐นโ๏ธ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฝ:what
Pippy poo๐๐ฅนโบ๏ธ๐๐
๐๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐๐๐ฅฒ๐:what
Mommy nรจa(not dirty๐)๐๐๐๐ค๐๐๐๐๐๐๐คช๐ฅธ๐ฅฐ๐๐คจ๐คฉ๐๐๐ง๐ฅณ:what
Loser Leslie ๐คซ๐๐๐ฒ๐ซ ๐ซค๐ฏ๐ฅฑ๐คฅ๐๐ฆ๐ด๐ตโ๐ซ๐ถ๐ซจ๐ง๐คค๐ค๐ซฅ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ช๐ฅด:what
Weird David ๐ฎโ๐จ๐คข๐ค๐น๐ต๐คฎ๐ค๐บ๐ตโ๐ซ๐คง๐ค ๐คก๐ค๐ท๐๐ฉ๐ฅด๐ค๐ฟ๐ป๐ค:what
ThEy DiDnT sAy I CoUlDnT sIng ๐ค๐พ๐ค๐พโ๐พ๐ค๐พ๐๐พ๐ค๐พ๐ซฐ๐พ๐ค๐พ๐๐พ๐ซท๐พ๐ค๐พ๐ซณ๐พ๐๐พ๐ซธ๐พ๐ค๐พ๐ซด๐พโ๐พ๐ค๐พ๐๐พ๐๐ป:what
Oakyyyyy the unfuckable tree๐๐พ๐ค๐พ๐ซฒ๐พโ๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐ซฑ๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐ช๐พ๐ซต๐พโ๐พ๐๐พ๐ฆพ๐ฆถ๐พโ๐พ๐ค๐พ๐๐พ๐ฆต๐พ:what
Christopfuckme๐ถ๐พ๐ง๐พ๐ฉ๐พโ๐ฆฐ๐ฑ๐พโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ป๐จ๐พ๐ง๐พโ๐ฆฐ๐ฉ๐พโ๐ฆณ๐ง๐พ๐ฉ๐พโ๐ฆฑ๐จ๐พโ๐ฆฐ๐ง๐พโ๐ฆณ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ง๐พโ๐ฆฑ๐ฑ๐พโโ๏ธ๐จ๐พโ๐ฆณ๐ฉ๐พ๐จ๐พโ๐ฆฑ:what
My mannn๐๐๐ผ๐ซถ๐พโ ๏ธ๐บ๐ฝ๐คฒ๐พ๐ฝ๐ธ๐๐๐พ๐พ๐น๐ฟ๐๐พ๐ค๐ป๐พ๐๐พ:WE PREGERS
Jazzy poo bear๐ญ๐๐๐โผ๏ธ๐๏ธ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ซถ๐พ๐คญ๐ถ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ชโ
๐๐๐พ๐ฉท๐๐ฆ๐ฟ๐๐พ๐โ๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐พ๐๐นโ๏ธ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฝ:we?
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย WORD๐๐๐๐คง
My mannn๐๐๐ผ๐ซถ๐พโ ๏ธ๐บ๐ฝ๐คฒ๐พ๐ฝ๐ธ๐๐๐พ๐พ๐น๐ฟ๐๐พ๐ค๐ป๐พ๐๐พ:my bad
Jazzy poo bear๐ญ๐๐๐โผ๏ธ๐๏ธ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ซถ๐พ๐คญ๐ถ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ชโ
๐๐๐พ๐ฉท๐๐ฆ๐ฟ๐๐พ๐โ๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐พ๐๐นโ๏ธ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฝ:you should name them jazzyjr ๐
My mannn๐๐๐ผ๐ซถ๐พโ ๏ธ๐บ๐ฝ๐คฒ๐พ๐ฝ๐ธ๐๐๐พ๐พ๐น๐ฟ๐๐พ๐ค๐ป๐พ๐๐พ:what if they're a boy
Jazzy poo bear๐ญ๐๐๐โผ๏ธ๐๏ธ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ซถ๐พ๐คญ๐ถ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ชโ
๐๐๐พ๐ฉท๐๐ฆ๐ฟ๐๐พ๐โ๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐พ๐๐นโ๏ธ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฝ:jazzyjr๐ย
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย Word๐.
Anthony pov:We got more busy i was in 2 productions and 8 movies. 2 show But something happened one day
"Bea i dont fee-" she was cut off by her throw up it got on me and our bed "do you know whats wrong" i asked "no but everything HURTS" she proclaimed "lets stay home today" "but-" she started "but nothing you're sick so im going to help you" i cut her off "fine" she says Resently "lay down imma make a โจbreakfeast smoothieโจ" i announceย "oh no" she mumbles -20 minutes later- "its just fruit?" she asked "yeah,you dont like fruit or something?" i ask "I just thought-" she cuts her self off "what?" i ask "it would be breakfast food made into one smoothie" she reveals "you're funny" i say "yo sรจ" (i know) "Si quieres hablar espaรฑol, podemos hablar espaรฑol" (you want to speak Spanish we can speak Spanish) "only been 'speaking' it for 9 years calm down" she tells me "seems like plenty of time" (its not๐ญ๐ญ) "MOVING ON,I kinda miss Hamilton" she brings up "me too,but we're moving up in the world" i say confronting her *he gets a text* "shit my moms in the hospital" i say panicked "ant go to her I'll be fine" "you sure you can come" "'rest', NOW GO" "see ya letter" i say all rushed and paniky. one thing lead to another and i was on insta because my mom turned out to be all right and i saw a fan and y/n at walmart. I see shes buying a pregnancy test because its on the belt. theres a video on the next slide "Y/N TERRELL" forgot i was famous i hear her mumble when you hang with her engouge you.hear.everything. "can i please get a photo" "sure"
*TAKES PHOTO* "dont post till till atleast half a hour please" "YES ANYTHING FOR YOU" "thanks i really appreciate it" i think she made her way back home and used the test and unlike when she was younger she passed i heard just crying perfect timing her now husbandย came in "honey what's wrong" i ask "if I tell you don't get mad" she tells "of crouse" "I'm pppp-pregnat" she sputters out "im going to be a dad" i say in shock "mhm, y-your happy?" she asked "of course, but i want a baby if you want baby" infrom her "i want a baby" she says with now happy tears "can we tell people" i ask "of course lets tell the mains"
Pinkey pie๐๐ฉท:GUYS GUESS WHATย
Jazzy ๐ญ๐๐๐โผ๏ธ๐๏ธ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ซถ๐พ๐คญ๐ถ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ชโ
๐๐๐พ๐ฉท๐๐ฆ๐ฟ๐๐พ๐โ๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐พ๐๐นโ๏ธ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฝ:what
Pippa๐๐ฅนโบ๏ธ๐๐
๐๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐๐๐ฅฒ๐:what
nรจa๐๐๐๐ค๐๐๐๐๐๐๐คช๐ฅธ๐ฅฐ๐๐คจ๐คฉ๐๐๐ง๐ฅณ:what
Loser Leslie ๐คซ๐๐๐ฒ๐ซ ๐ซค๐ฏ๐ฅฑ๐คฅ๐๐ฆ๐ด๐ตโ๐ซ๐ถ๐ซจ๐ง๐คค๐ค๐ซฅ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ช๐ฅด:what
Weird David ๐ฎโ๐จ๐คข๐ค๐น๐ต๐คฎ๐ค๐บ๐ตโ๐ซ๐คง๐ค ๐คก๐ค๐ท๐๐ฉ๐ฅด๐ค๐ฟ๐ป๐ค:what
ThEy DiDnT sAy I CoUlDnT sIng ๐ค๐พ๐ค๐พโ๐พ๐ค๐พ๐๐พ๐ค๐พ๐ซฐ๐พ๐ค๐พ๐๐พ๐ซท๐พ๐ค๐พ๐ซณ๐พ๐๐พ๐ซธ๐พ๐ค๐พ๐ซด๐พโ๐พ๐ค๐พ๐๐พ๐๐ป:what
Oakyyyyy the uncool tree๐๐พ๐ค๐พ๐ซฒ๐พโ๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐ซฑ๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐ช๐พ๐ซต๐พโ๐พ๐๐พ๐ฆพ๐ฆถ๐พโ๐พ๐ค๐พ๐๐พ๐ฆต๐พ:what
Christmas๐ถ๐พ๐ง๐พ๐ฉ๐พโ๐ฆฐ๐ฑ๐พโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ป๐จ๐พ๐ง๐พโ๐ฆฐ๐ฉ๐พโ๐ฆณ๐ง๐พ๐ฉ๐พโ๐ฆฑ๐จ๐พโ๐ฆฐ๐ง๐พโ๐ฆณ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ง๐พโ๐ฆฑ๐ฑ๐พโโ๏ธ๐จ๐พโ๐ฆณ๐ฉ๐พ๐จ๐พโ๐ฆฑ:what
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย WE PREGERS
Jazzy ๐ญ๐๐๐โผ๏ธ๐๏ธ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ซถ๐พ๐คญ๐ถ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ชโ
๐๐๐พ๐ฉท๐๐ฆ๐ฟ๐๐พ๐โ๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐พ๐๐นโ๏ธ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฝ:we?
ย ย WORD๐๐๐๐คง
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย my bad
Jazzy ๐ญ๐๐๐โผ๏ธ๐๏ธ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ซถ๐พ๐คญ๐ถ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ชโ
๐๐๐พ๐ฉท๐๐ฆ๐ฟ๐๐พ๐โ๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐พ๐๐นโ๏ธ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฝ:you should name them jazzyjr ๐
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย what if they're a boy
Jazzy poo bear๐ญ๐๐๐โผ๏ธ๐๏ธ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ซถ๐พ๐คญ๐ถ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ชโ
๐๐๐พ๐ฉท๐๐ฆ๐ฟ๐๐พ๐โ๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐พ๐๐นโ๏ธ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฝ:jazzyjr๐ย
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย Word๐.
Im back yall anyway after i finish this book (not for a WHILE) ill have more books ready not all Hamilton related tho
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Love Like the Galaxy
Finally meeting the Emperor!ย
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LMAO, the Emperor nags like an old aunt ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Where is the wife? Where are the babies? You will die aloooooooone with twenty cats who will eat your corpse after you pass!! ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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โI CHOOSE LOVE OR I CHOOSE DEATH!โ ๐คฃ๐คฃ
But, honestly, dying at the hands of the barbarians almost seems like a better plan than marrying that crazy person, so good for you, Ling Buyi!
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The fourth Lady Cheng does it better ๐
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LMAOOOO, the way the Emperor perks up at the mention of a โfemaleโ ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Asking the important questions ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Unpopular opinion, but the two of them are boring me to tears.
I know they are supposed to be wholesome and cute, but I find them very bland and uninteresting. After the arrow removal in the last episode, you canโt seriously expect me to settle for this.
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Aww, my murder puppy is donating money in secret to her cause ๐ญ๐ญ
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And this is why both you and I are going to have to suffer through her being engaged to someone else ๐ญ
You need to start courting her openly and publicly! Just gazing at her longingly from a distance is clearly not conveying the message!ย
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LMAO, the way to her heart is through her stomach ๐
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Baby has a praise kink ๐
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Perfect househusband material ๐ I love that for her!
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LMAO, their faces ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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LMAO, instantaneous recovery ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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I am cackling ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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These two losers coming to stir up trouble where theyโre not wanted ๐
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LMAO, suffer ๐
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You are a wishy-washy spineless coward.ย
With that said, leaving her alone is the best thing you can do for Third Aunt. Sheโs married and happy now and has no time left for your bullshit.ย
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OK, I cried.
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Oh, baby, you are late, late, late!!
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Oooh, stabby ๐๐
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Your suffering is going to be so delicious ๐
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You know, all of this could be avoided if you just... communicated ๐
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Thank you, baby!
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Yes, how dare she be happy without your explicit approval.
Go fuck yourself, bitch.ย
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You only remember youโre her mother when you need to use it as a stick to beat her over the head with.
You were never a mother to her in any way that mattered.ย
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LMAO, this greedy, stupid wretch ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Smh.
The idea of losing control over her scapegoat makes her lose her entire evil little mind.ย
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LMAO
The Emperor has a mission ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Cackling ๐คฃ๐คฃ
And here he thought he was about to solve all his unruly child problems ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Call her out, baby! She doesnโt have your best interests at heart and just wants you under her control and miserable.
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Go die, witch.
Youโre just mad sheโs loved and valued and you have no power to prevent it.ย
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YES!!!!! YES, YES, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cycling in Catalunya ๐โค๏ธ
Sunday morning was much nicer so we headed out for a really nice ride to Perelada, home of our locally grown cava and storks. There is also a pretty good patisserie there too.
It was again a bit of a sketchy ride home once we hit LโEscala with the Sunday lunchtime drivers, but we did manage to stop for a gluten free shandy ๐บ
We had pre-ordered a half chook from our lovely rotisserie place for lunch ๐ The afternoon was then spent with domestics, study and other chores. It was actually getting quite late by the time we went out for our afternoon/evening walk so dinner tonight was melted provolone with chorizo. Itโs a good thing we went for a ride ๐
Monday was meant to be sunny and warm but there were very dark clouds in the sky. In the morning we did a few things at home before heading out on our bikes to watch the Volta a Catalunya. There are a lot of Australians in the race, which really isnโt surprising given how many of them live in Girona. I must admit I hadnโt realised how big this race is. Looking through the start list, most of the big names are here.
We watched the race in two different places. When we arrived at the first which was towards the top of a climb, the sun was out and we took off our vests, etc as we were quite warm. The clouds then came over and a cold wind picked up and soon we were putting everything back on. We chose a spot that a motorhome had also chosen and Team DSM also chose to hand out bottles (Lotto Dstny were a little bit down the hill).
Once the breakaway and peloton had passed we headed back down the hill (which was freezing). The route today was a series of loops so they travelled through a few places twice. Our second spot was one such place and we also found a bar and some sun in which to wait. Other spectators were also feeling the same as another two groups also stopped at our bar.
At the bar we had some patatas bravas and coffees. A weird combination but it worked for us today. Once the peloton had passed we headed home, me tucked in behind Jose into yet another headwind ๐
We got home in time to watch the end of the stage on GCN. It looks like itโs going to be a very exciting race.
It was now quite late in the afternoon so we showered and went for our afternoon walk before settling in at home for nibbles and dinner.
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So many of us do and say things without realising the IMPACT. Words alone can be so powerful,it is important to be careful on how you chose to use them. You may forget what you said to someone today or tomorrow, but they would always remember what you have said and how they feel when you must have pass the message..
๐ฅบ๐๐๐ฅ๐ค๐คญ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฆ๐๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐คก๐ฟ๐น๐ค ๐บ๐ฉ๐ป๐คฒ๐๐ฝ๐ค๐๐โ๐๐ค๐ค๐คโ๏ธ๐ค๐๐ฆพ๐๐ผโโโ๏ธ?
John & Mark later met them selves at a lonely road after agreeing to study hard for the Scorlarship Exams to the College. John said each time he remembers to Fail to read his book through out a day he feels like he can't Succeed. We have to abide by this rules and make sure we don't go astray as our mom usually sing this to our hears.
Why do you have to say so?
I think this the only opportunity we got to be successful.This a grant of financial aid awarded to us at no cost, ๐ฎ. Mark I think we need to abide by the rules.
Seriously,Okay am inn..
Each time mark was caught not reading during break hours John is always there to share his lunch with him,not until both of them were very serious about the rules and they both made the scholarship Exams into the College.
So many of us do say things without realising the impact.words alone can be so powerful to bring a change to your Aim.
There are so many Shawdows behind some tall trees in college.!,you need to focus on your goal,your aim,your mission not allowing the college life only pass through you,but do Same.
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Avs vs. Kings (Pride Night)
Ball Arena looked festive for Pride.
Warm Ups
No one used pride tape. Very disappointing, boys. I was hoping for at least Cogs since heโs been pretty vocal in the past.
Iโm not sure if Nate and Lehky stopped having passing practice when Jo came or if it was when Lehky was out, but tonight it was Nate and Jo passing practice.
It looked like Mikko was wearing a wrist brace on his right wrist.
Game Time
I donโt know if it was on the broadcast, but they asked all the Avs if they like salty or sweet snacks better and everyone but Nate, Cale, and JJ said sweet.
They also did a thing about Nate and we learned that his coffee order is apparently an Americano, and he hates blue cheese. There were other things, but I honestly donโt remember them.
Everyone near me lost their minds when LOC got two goals in the first and were yelling at the Kings to pull their goalie at the end every time LOC was in the ice, it was hilarious.
Everyone also really enjoyed Woody trying to score from his back.
There was so much four on four hockey tonight.
The Nate interference penalty got a particularly loud boo from the crowd.
Devon got hit in the face (and was possibly bleeding a little) before he got that high stick whack, which I think may have contributed to the double minor.
The fact that we couldnโt score on the double minor. ๐
Saw a random Lundqvist Rangers jersey.
Every time JJ touched the puck the ladies next to me cheered.
Speaking of the ladies next to me. One of them showed me a picture of her with EJ, Gabe, Cale, and Devon from the day before their Cup parade. They were golfing the same course and she told me that they were โabsolutely smashed before the 8th hole because everyone kept buying them drinks.โ Unlike the Islanders they didnโt get naked about it. ๐
At the end when theyโd basically stopped sending the top line out, Nate and Mikko were chatting and Nate was very smiley and cute. ๐ฅฐ
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