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rosemari-thyme · 3 years

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No one asked but here’s my body type headcannons for the Obey me Boys

Lucifer: Perfectly proportional, as gods most beautiful creation he literally looks even better then a marble statue. Probably a bit eerie to behold as a human, uncanny valley almost in its perfection (does he even have pores?)

Mammon: Theres a reason he’s a fashion model, muscles are defined without bulk and his tan has -no lines- this greedy bastard probably does the most grooming after Asmo, gotta keep his source of income open!

Leviathan: While he is an otaku he is also the admiral of hells navy and I’m sure hells navy has physical skills that are required of its forces, lean swimmers build with unexpected abdominal definition (as a former swimmer I can confirm that it can give you abs of steel)

Satan: I feel like he is probably the least athletic of the brothers, physically he’s the youngest and given his skills in magic I just can’t imagine him using his physical muscles very often. No definition but he also isnt soft

Asmodeus: Androgynous lean build, he definitely works on his body but its all for looks and never for practical use (outside the bedroom). Likes his waist snatched and his legs strong. More of a cardio bunny so he can keep his stamina up ;)

Beelzebub: Just look up Dwane “the Rock” Johnson back when he did WWE, an absolute UNIT of muscle. all those calories go somewhere and thats right to his bridge cable arms and tree trunk thighs. This boy is BIG

Belphegor: Like Satan I think Belphie is less athletic then his brothers but I refuse to believe he would never join Beel at the gym. Belphie is slim but firm, softer then the other demons but to a human he would seem to be in decent shape. Honestly I imagine him looking sorta like a skater 🛹

#obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me headcanons #obey me memes

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chosenstories · 4 years

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Oh my, this is a good replacement for the "Kneel before future rulers of this world" Tumblr. i feel kinda sad that the place got dead and the person behind it isnt responding anymore to our awkward questions. :P Any-diddly-how, question coming right up for Le Chosen : If you would have a kid, how would you name it, ya blue cuties? :3

Gur-Rai gives you a nauseated look. “Oh no. No kids for me, thank you.”

Kon-Mai nudges him. “It’s a rhetorical question, Brother.”

“I know and my answer stands.” He leans back in his chair. “Dadhood just ain’t my thing, bud. I can barely take care of myself, I ain’t putting a kid through my bullshit.” He sighs. “But on the very, very off chance one of my swimmers breaks the dam, I’d at least try to give it a cool name like Octavian or something. They’re gonna have it hard enough, don’t need a stupid name to make their life worse.”

Kon-Mai scoffs, then her face softens as she ponders the question. “I...had not much thought of motherhood before I left the Elders, but since seeing the Skirmishers with their children...I’ll admit I have grown warm to the idea. As for a name, I would want their name to have great meaning, to be poetic, and to invoke a sense of inner strength.”

Dhar-Mon chimes in. “A strong name is absolutely necessary. As for me, I would give them a name fit for a ruler, perhaps pertaining to their ancestors. A name they could use to invoke either boldness or mercy.”

“Good to see you still have some of that old Warlock in you.” Gur-Rai grins.

“Silence.” Dhar-Mon looks away.

#xcom #xcom 2 #xcom the chosen #chosen hunter #chosen assassin #chosen warlock #you guys are asking all the right questions #:3 #please keep them coming

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