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#and fuck the ebu
nightwussy · 1 month
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in lieu of joost being disqualified for no reason im posting his semi final performance so u don’t have to give the ebu any views
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rhaenella · 1 month
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Cornald Maas (Dutch commentator) tonight 🧡 Couldn’t have said it better myself
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suffocatorx · 1 month
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EBU not be a fucking disappointment challenge fails every year but this time I don’t even have words for what they’re doing
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kitkatisvibing · 1 month
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seaofsunbeams · 1 month
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marsinout · 1 month
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may joost have the last laugh in this show
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itsmelodramasblog · 11 days
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EUROVISION 2024 ━━━━ joost klein x f! reader
( instagram ) ; fluff ; everything is fictional ; everyone here is such a babygirls
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yourusername: the eurovision era just started
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user1: our winner!!
user2: fav couple (still jealous that joost have gf)
user3: real 😭
joostklein: 69 hehe 👍👍
yourusername: weirdo
joostklein: i don’t listen to haters.
yourusername: well maybe you should…
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yourusername: i recommend this event, great food but this dutch guy really mid 👍
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user1: the most iconic person on eurovision!!
yourusername: i don’t see bambie here lol
user2: y/n is so fucking iconic
yourusername: appreciate you
joostklein: she’s a stalker, she stalked me to my hotel room now I’m anxious and i wish i had my beloved apson by my side 👍
yourusername: no one will save you
appiemussa: don’t involve me in this conversation i don’t know you
user4: wish i had friendship like this
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eurovisionnews: breaking news! the represent of the netherlands is disqualified from the contest, apparently he assaulted unknown woman. what do we think about it?
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yourusername: shut the fuck up
user6: iconic girl #justiceforjoost
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yourusername: today i won’t be a funny person that you know, because i’m so fucking mad. everything was perfect but i guess we have bad luck. all i want to say is fuck you ebu. and to my sweet boy, everyone is proud of you, maybe you didn’t won the contest but you won our hearts. i love you 💙
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joostklein: love you 💙 #fuckebu
⇢ ˗ˏˋ it’s short, but hope you liked it!
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clara-a7 · 29 days
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Interview | Joost Klein
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Pairing: Joost Klein x Reader
Requested? Yes! By an anon
Word Count: 416
A/N: Sorry, if the fanfic is very short and there are mistakes, english isn't my first language. i'm so sorry for that>﹏<
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The tension was palpable in the interview room. The cameras were in place, the microphones tuned, and you were seated, ready to answer the questions that would shape the public's perception.
As a Eurovision contestant, every word and gesture was scrutinized and analyzed. The journalist sat across from you, a professional smile fixed on his face.
"Welcome, Y/N, it's a pleasure to have you with us today."
"Thank you so much, I'm thrilled to be here," you replied with a little smile.
The interview begin, with questions about your preparation for the competition, your musical inspirations, and your expectations for the Eurovision finale. You responded with enthusiasm, trying to convey the passion you felt for music and for this extraordinary event.
Then come the question you dreaded, the inevitable one. The journalist adjusted his glasses and dove straight into the heart of the matter.
"Many fans have noticed a certain alchemy between you and Joost, on online, there some rumors, with the speculating that you might be a couple. Can you shed some light on this?" Your heart skipped a beat at the question.
The rumors about your relationship with Joost had escalated in recent days, fueled by snapshots and videos of your backstage interactions. You blushed, because during that week with Joost, you had developed feelings for him, even though you knew he didn't feel the same way, it squeezed your heart.
The journalist looked at you with a questioning gaze, awaiting your response. But you can't find the goods words, the journalist seemed bored waiting for your answer, out of nowhere, Joost unexpectedly intervened, surprising both you and the journalist.
"I think I heard my name?" Joost said, coming up behind you and putting his hands on your shoulders
The journalist seized the opportunity to pose the same question to Joost. Joost winked at you before responding,
"I guess our fans will just have to keep guessing, won't they? But I just want to say that Y/N will always have a special place in my heart" he says, blowing you an air kiss.
You blush harder at his answer. "So we'll never know?" laugh the journalist, seeing the clearly visible link between you and Joost.
The interview concluded on a teasing note from the journalist, suggesting that there might be more to your relationship than just friendship, leaving fans eagerly to know what the future holds for you and Joost after Eurovision.
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!Pictures is not mine. Found on Pinterest. Full credit to the owner! 
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YAAAS MISS GURL LOREEN
what are you gonna do EBU,ban the host country as well,erase the 2 wins that this legend has?
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honey-whiskey-666 · 1 month
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united by music: ❌️
united by joost: ✔️
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aangarchy · 1 month
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If any of you fellow europeans have any backbone, you'll not watch Eurovision this weekend. If you have tickets, don't go to the show. I'm hoping the other countries refuse to perform, so they won't have a show to broadcast. Let eden and her sad little delegation perform her sad little act in front of an empty stadium.
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darkerthanblack-666 · 1 month
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Joost's bird guy is giving the EBU the roast they deserve.
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stxllarvision · 16 days
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i guess you'd rather have a star than the moon 🌙
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catastrophicallife · 1 month
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Being a Dutch person is so fucking wild right now. I've only felt this patriotic on Kingsday
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jaarijani · 1 month
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you thought I was angry when Jere lost last year well you can quadruple that amount for the shit they pulled with Joost
disqualifying a contestant for making a threatening gesture towards a journalist who's been stalking, harassing and filming him and other contestants without their consent for days, not even touching her, just gesturing. While said journalist is part of the delegation they've willfully allowed to participate despite them representing a country who's actively committing a genocide, who is at this moment putting men in concentration camps and bombarding cities?
"i can excuse genocide but i draw the line at gesturing angrily at a stalker" will never be a truer statement about the EBU. disgusting.
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marsinout · 1 month
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esc 2024 summary in eight words
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