i finished the saw series :)

hii welcome to my blog! I'm a full time shite talker and part time fanfic writer so here's a list of all the fics I've written, enjoy <3

requests open! feel free to send ideas in my asks/dms but don't be mean to me if they get lost in the temple of my drafts xoxo

smut = ❣️ fluff = 💭

matty healy

crime and punishment ❣️

you've been winding up your boyfriend all night, and he shows you how much he needs you when you get home...

moonlit fantasy ❣️

you and matty are on a picnic date to celebrate your anniversary as a couple, but you end up fuelling each others fantasies in a public park...

gingerbread house 💭

you tell matty you're pregnant while making a gingerbread house, flash forward to two years later spending christmas with your baby together <3

snowed in ❣️(matty x george daniel x reader)

you and your boyfriend george let matty stay over when you're snowed in, and a revelation from you during a game of truth or dare leads to the three of you living out one of your fantasies...

• boss!matty au

you get me closer to god (part one) ❣️

you get me closer to god (part two) coming soon

ross macdonald

scary movies (promptober '23) 💭

your boyfriend ross surprises you with a movie night to celebrate the start of the halloween season

settle down ❣️

you and ross are staying with your family for the weekend, but you find it hard to keep quiet in your childhood bedroom...

snap out of it ❣️

you're feeling stressed and overwhelmed, and ross knows exactly what to do to make it better...

pierced ❣️

you decide to surprise your boyfriend with Certain piercings after he's been touring for a while, and he's definitely impressed...

blurb masterlist ❣️

The Favour (a Ross Gaines x Joseph Lisgoe fanfic)

What if Pauline refused to help Ross in season 3 episode 1 and she left before that very scarring scene ever happened? In this version, he decides to call in the help of an old acquaintance

This one is a little more ✨spicy✨ than my other fics, but it's just fade-to-black, I'm not quite brave enough to write actual smut

I love how well these GIFs go together, like Ross just made a smug comment and Lisgoe's sick of his crap 😆

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"I've come here on my fucking time off, so this better be important."

Ross couldn't remember when he started being on speaking terms with Joseph Nigel Lisgoe, but it happened. They weren't friends, but they also weren't exactly enemies. Well, Ross thought Lisgoe was a sadistic cretin who used violence to make up for his lack of brain cells, and Lisgoe thought Ross was an arrogant bastard with no concernable personality. Other than that, they didn't hate each other

Hence why Ross didn't see an issue with enlisting his help. Since he didn't have his number, he had to track down and slip a note under his office door that read I need your help, we'll discuss at my house followed by his address

Which is how he got here, face-to-face with a very unhappy Lisgoe at his front door

"Make yourself at home."

Ignoring this statement (which he could tell was merely being said out of politeness), Lisgoe all but barged past and leaned against a counter in the kitchen

"Your house reminds me of you: dead on the inside."

"I didn't invite you here to insult me."

"Couldn't you at least have gotten dressed? You look like a right twat in that dressing gown."

"I think," Ross said as he went to the cupboard and poured them both a glass of wine "that we should focus on the real reason I asked you here."

Lisgoe curled his upper lip slightly, as if he would rather have been anywhere else at this point, but took the glass anyway. He took a sip, watching Ross closely

"You gonna tell me or am I supposed to guess?"

"Someone I hired for an undercover job has decided to go against me."

"Fucking hell, OK James Bond!"

This was met with a glare, not that Lisgoe seemed to be all that bothered. In fact, he has a shit-eating grin on his face that suggested he found this whole thing funny

"I don't know why you're laughing."

"You're so far up your own arse, no wonder you talk a load of shite!"

"I'm going to ignore that. All I'm asking is for you to get rid of her, I'm sure that won't be too taxing on you, what with the very little brain power you possess."

"I'm not a contract killer." Lisgoe put his glass down on the counter "I may be a crazy bastard, but I'm not some assassin."

"You're the only one with enough of a craving for violence and lack of empathy to do it."

There was a pause. Lisgoe took another swig of wine

He'd never admit it out loud, but it was refreshing to have someone challenge him. As much as he liked being the one everyone feared, there was something about Ross' lack of fear that both frustrated him and kept him oddly entertained

"What's in it for me?"

Ross considered his answer, but his thoughts were somewhat hazy, clearly more interested in why Lisgoe was staring at him. He was completely unreadable, which was off-putting to say the least. And yet it, for some reason, made him feel more drawn to him. He wanted to know what it would take to make him snap - what he would do when he did

"Who says you're getting anything?"

"I'm not doing this shite for free." Lisgoe sneered, taking a step towards him "It comes with a price."

They weren't incredibly close, but it was enough for Ross to briefly catch his scent. Sharp, spicy cologne which seemed to fuse with the underlying leftovers of cigarette smoke. It wouldn't be much of a surprise if he'd smoked before he came here; he could see it now, Joseph Lisgoe outside the door with a cigarette in his mouth... sucking it gently... his eyes closing as the smoke fell from his lips

Ross put an end to that thought immediately

"I could tip off the police to the rumours going around Royston Vasey about your violent tendancies, I'd say guess how many years you'd get," he put a hand on Lisgoe's shoulder and looked at him with pure mockery in his eyes "but I'd hate for you to hurt your head."

"You'd tell the police, would you?" Lisgoe retorted in a soft voice that made it sound more like a dare than a question

"What if I did?"

Despite not being the most intellectual of people, Lisgoe could read emotions on their faces and bodies easily. It's what he used to get under people's skin before he inevitably threw a punch. There was a stillness in Ross' body language that told him he was telling the truth - he respected that, in a way. Another thing he caught onto was Ross' eyes. They seemed to drag their way up and down his frame, meeting his eyes with a subtle, sharp intake of breath. He was being looked at in a way that was rare for him, yet something in him was very satisfied that it was directed to him alone

But there was something else. Something of a spark in his eyes, something that said I'm onto you

He wasn't about to give him the upper hand

"I don't ask for much." His voice was softer, slightly rough "But, if you need me as badly as you clearly fucking do, then you'll have to convince me."

"That depends on two factors: what you want, and how you want me to convince you?" Ross chewed his lower lip, an action that caused Lisgoe's jaw to tighten

"What the fuck is that supposed to mean?"

Satisfied with the edge he'd taken from him, Ross put down his glass. As he did, he made sure to let his hand brush against Lisgoe's, relishing in the way he jolted away

"There's a grand history of people who, daggers drawn, eventually find each other attractive." He said innocently, tilting his head to the side slightly as he stared into dusty blue eyes "What do you think, Joseph?"

Nobody called him Joseph

It's was Lisgoe or, if you worked for him, Mr. Lisgoe. A silent agreement among the inhabitants of Royston Vasey. He didn't know what was worse: the fact Ross had the balls to break that rule, or the fact it sounded so nice in his voice

"I think you need to remember who you're talking to. You might get away with saying what you like to the thick pigs at the dole house, but I'm not that easily fucked with."

The venom in Lisgoe's voice shouldn't have affected Ross the way it did. He wasn't scared, but it pierced through his chest and pumped molten fire through his body

"I assume," He put his hand deliberately over the man's wrist, his voice steady "you know what you want in return for all of this?"

Lisgoe took a step forward and stared. It was like he was considering not the offer, but him. Finally, he spoke again:

"Anywhere between 10,000 and 20,000 is great."

"Excuse me?" Was Ross' response, trying not to look too disappointed as Lisgoe pulled away "You expect me to pay you that amount for one simple task?"

"You're not asking me to have a little chat, are you? You want me to get rid of a bitch, and the fact you contacted me means you want it to hurt."

"You're hardly worth the oxygen I breathe, let alone £10-20,000."

"You've got a set of balls, haven't you?"

"I want you to leave."

"Now hold your fucking horses, I'm not done!"

He moved over to the address book on the table and opened it, slightly surprised by how empty it was. Surely this guy knew more people than WORK and MOTHER

"So, is your dad an asshole? Or is he dead?"

"What are you doing?" Ross asked, clearly not appreciating the question

"You got a pen?"

"Don't pretend you can write."

"Fuck off and get me a pen! Wait, shut up..."

"I didn't say-"

"Here's one."

Lisgoe had taken a pen from inside his suit jacket and scrawled something onto the page. Upon inspection, Ross noticed it was a phone number with the initials JNL next to it

"As a debt collector, I never like doing favours without getting something in return."

"And what exactly do you have in mind? If it's more money, I'm out."

"You doing anything tonight?"

Of all the things he expected to hear, that wasn't one of them. Regardless, he shook his head neutrally

"I'll be back in an hour." Lisgoe put the pen down on the table "For the love of shite, get dressed."

"What's the occasion?" Ross sneered in response

"The occasion is, when I get back, I'm doing whatever the fuck I want with you."

Ross' chest caved in. He couldn't think of the worse reason: actual fear or... OK, maybe the second option. Either way, he was trying not to show it on his face

"What exactly are you implying?"

That made Lisgoe laugh a little. Ross went to question him, but was quickly silenced by being tugged by his dressing gown into a searing kiss. It was forceful, not that it came as a surprise - this was Lisgoe, after all. And Ross certainly wasn't complaining. Especially not when his lower lip was being pulled between Lisgoe's teeth

"Unless you have another stupid question, I'll see you later today"

Before he could turn and go, Ross had grabbed him by the wrist

"You said earlier that a debt collector always gets something in return, would you also say they'd rather get it in a timely manner?"

"I don't remember what I said, but sure. What's your point?"

"There's clearly something between us. A certain... heat-"

"Alright, Ozzy Wilde."

"Oscar Wilde, but that's beside the point. What I'm saying is what's the point in waiting for it to cool down?" In a moment of boldness, Ross reached for Lisgoe's jacket. Without breaking eye contact for more than a second, he unbuttoned it slowly "Unless you're too scared to-"

Once again, his words were cut short and Lisgoe's mouth was on his. It was frantic and raw, neither one of them was interested in being gentle. Ross' hands were warm, Lisgoe's skin was cold, which came together to form what could only be described as electricity. Without breaking the kiss, Lisgoe was being pushed against the kitchen counter and, well, Ross was dropping to his knees to return a favour

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"So, what's the bitch's name again?" Lisgoe asked as he threaded his belt through the loops of his trousers

"Pauline Campbell-Jones," Ross sat down on his sofa "she's completely egregious. She's violent, foul-tempered and vulgar."

"Right, I suppose you only find those traits sexy in men."

"Let's make this clear, I only did that to pay you back."

Lisgoe didn't know why he got the urge to ask, but he sat down beside Ross and looked at him with slightly furrowed brows

"Do you fuck everyone that you ask to favours?"

"No."

"So I'm a special case?"

Ross looked Lisgoe up and down contemplatively, then replied "Yes."

"Can you say anything else? One-word responses piss me off."

There was another silence. Ross stared at the wall, thinking things through. OK yes, maybe part of the reason was to get Lisgoe on board with his plan, but did he enjoy it? Maybe he did. So what? Since when did sex mean anything? That being said, even with all that aside, Lisgoe wasn't completely insufferable to be around. In fact, he was one of the few inhabitants of Royston Vasey that he could see as being something of an equal to him

"We don't have to be strangers, I suppose. You did give me your number for some reason."

"Ignore it then," Lisgoe shrugged as he got up "I just gave it to you so I could tell when I was done with her."

Then there was an odd moment of pause

Ross stood up and they were facing each other. It was awkward and tense, but not altogether unpleasant. Just strange. Almost as if neither of them were in a rush for it to be over

Suddenly, Lisgoe snapped out of it and headed for the front door. Ross went to let him out. It was all very formulaic, as if nothing happened between them. And surely, that's all it was

Nothing at all

Once he'd gone, Ross went back into the kitchen area and looked at the number written into his book. Then he saw it

Lisgoe had left his pen behind

If he hurried, he could probably catch up and give it to him. Or he could wait for him to realise and come back for it

Ah well, what's the rush?

3x05, part 2.

Jamie is so much more than Zava, I can't wait for them to get rid of Zava. Jamie is right and he SHOULD SAY IT.

Somebody stop his drinking. Where is his therapist? Or where's Rebecca? They understand each other and could use some support. Also, "being a mom" as in her understanding what Henry is going through and helping Ted to get through that.

Honestly, even for a second I didn't think it was Henry who was bullied, but that he was the one who bullied. His parents are separating, there's a new guy in the house, and Henry's dad is far away. Growing up is hard, especially like that.

I even thought that maybe Henry comes live with Ted? So Rebecca sees the kid way more, so does the team?

Keeley is such a sunshine. I appreciate her very much.

Honestly, I think it's very unfair that Keeley acted the same way with Rebecca, all those smiles, laughs, and we didn't get anything. Even more, some think we're weirdos. When with Jack, sure, they'll kiss and fuck. I'm sad.

HELLOOOO???

"I'm not playing" The fact that Roy knew what to say to each player, and it wasn't a single word as the previous one. Coaching is good for him tbh.

HE'S SO CUTE.

These two. <3 It's so non-toxic between them, I love it.

Jade, the waitress at the restaurant, is everything. She sees right through Nathan. I can't watch scenes with him. I just can't listen to him talking. I don't need that plot-line.

HELL YEAH.

Just like I said, Jamie is so much better. If I remember correctly, he didn't pull shit like this even at his worst I'm A Big Star Everybody Should Love Me moments. Zava is, like it was said, shite in nining armor. In the worst way possible.

Why is she like THAT. I want myself a Rebecca.

Rebecca calling Keeley for support (!) TWICE (!!) and Keeley missing BOTH calls. And for what?? For another woman she barely knows. Stop it. Stop it IMMEDIATELY. My girls deserve way better.

Keeley, darling, are you talking about Jamie? I seriously should rewatch earlier seasons. I miss them. Ot3 when???

This. Is. Unfair. KELLEY AND REBECCA, HELLO?????

SCREAMING. It's your time to shine, Jamie. Also, when will these two kiss?

The plot-line with Zava was kind of useless. He left abruptly, he didn't give anything to the team and only messed things up. I mean, yeah, it's probably to show how good they are and that they can do anything. But it was obvious before him. Was it to push Jamie further? Maybe. Who knows. I still think it was kind of a waste of screen time. A wanker, indeed.

IT FUCKING IS.

Jamie said that from the start, y'all just didn't want to listen. To be fair though, Ted went with it bc Rebecca wanted Zava on the team. It wasn't like he actively tried to get Zava to join the team or even to talk to him to be better with the other players and better as a person. Tbh, he completely ignored the same things he tried to fix in Jamie. Jamie listened though. Zava wouldn't in a million years.

Foreshadowing? Fits Rebecca's current situation very much though.

Sooooo.

I have this idea in my head for a fic. Have had it there for a while and it’s getting to the point where I NEED to get it out of my head.

Problem is I have to break canon. Like a lot. I pretty much have to take the entire Star Wars timeline and just throw it out the window for my story to work.

I’m having trouble justifying that to myself. I don’t know why. I get that is what fanfiction is for to “fix” canon if you will. I’m just having a hard time being able to do it.

I just love Din so much. I want to write about him. I’m just scared. I don’t know how to get past my mind block that is ok to break canon. I mean if Disney can do it so can I right?!

Oh.

Oh friend.

Have you chosen the correct solidarity corner or what.

You have no idea how much I feel you on this. Like, NO IDEA.

I fell completely in love with Din Djarin at the end of season two and couldn't stop myself from writing my fic. I'm still writing that thing. But. I did have a moment of crisis.

I started slowing down because I realized that there would be a season 3 and that I couldn't predict how that was going to go and wanted so badly for my fic to be canon compliant that I froze, panicked, and that fic ground to a halt. Then Book of Boba Fett happened and I twisted myself--and my plot--in knots trying to find a way to make my story work around that canon.

And I could have done it. I could have made it work. But, to be honest, it wouldn't have been my story. It would have been pushed into a mold and come out something other than Adira-shaped. And even then...season 3 was still coming.

Did I mourn the fact that my story would no longer be compliant? I sure did. Did I consider just abandoning it? Totally.

And then something amazing happened. My friend @honestly-shite started reading it, and they loved it and--to my absolute delight--couldn't stop telling me what they loved about it. It didn't matter that it wasn't compliant. They wanted more and got excited every time I had an update. It brought me so much joy. They didn't even care if it was compliant or not. My very good friend @grogusmum who was the fic's first fan told me--TO MY FACE IN REAL LIFE--that it didn't matter at all, that she would read it and love it. And @writeforfandoms is the first girl to tell me "just write what you want and we will devour it" every time I have any doubts about any of my fic.

"Just write what you want and we will devour it."

And I did and I'M LOVING THE DGAF ATTITUDE I HAVE.

To think. I almost stopped writing a story that gave me and my friends joy just because some non-existent rule I set for myself that it had to match up to the source material.

Ridiculous.

What I needed was permission to break my own imaginary limits.

And that's what I'm giving you.

Permission.

Fic is fantasy. It's re-writing. It's filling in gaps. It's taking the characters and putting them in an old-timey saloon. It's taking characters behind closed doors and learning their secret personality they show nobody else and letting them absolutely wreck you with it. It's turning your favorite character into a dragon and using his ding dong for a stripper pole. Fic is the ultimate godlike power because you are absolutely allowed and encouraged to take a world and its characters and just play with them like dolls, rebuild them, mess up their timelines, reconstruct their entire physics and morality.

So what. You want Din and Poe and young Obi-Wan as an elite mercenary team? FK TIMELINES IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY. If you've got the story in you, it's gotta get out. GET IT OUT.

If you're afraid that someone will call you out on your bullshit? That--gasp--they may not like it? Well then, put an author's note on the front and explain that you just really wanted Leia and Padme to kiss and in this version they're not mother and daughter and they're the same age. Someone doesn't like it? They don't have to read it. And if they do and have a problem? They're the ones that went marching on past the warning, so eff 'em. Eff 'em right in the eye socket because it's not your responsibility for them to have fun reading your fic.

The only responsibility you have is to yourself and your own fun and happiness. That's what imagination is for! And what is fic but imagination written down? You wouldn't limit your imagination, would you? So why limit your fic? BREAK THAT CANON. THEY'RE JUST STORIES. HAVE FUN WITH YOUR BEAUTIFUL LIFE.

Here is the part where I call upon all the fic readers and writers out there and ask you to come and leave a comment on this post. Feel free to copy and paste the following:

I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO BREAK CANON AND WRITE WHATEVER THE HECK YOU WANT. HAVE FUN AND RAISE HELL.

Seriously, nonnie. Lemme say one more thing because you love Din so much.

Din loves you back and he wants to live the adventure you have planned for him.

Do what brings you joy. No rules. It doesn't matter. It's just fic. And fic is beautiful because it's one of the only things in life that is both extremely important...and not important at all.

<3

Here we go!

Episode 3 - 4-5-1

Colin finally getting the recognition he deserves!

But I don't think this is the reveal they expected it to be 😂

His boy is cute though...

OMG the false start with the theme 😂😂

YYEAAAAHH!!!!!

Ted thinking he got maths correct then saying 'are' and Roy shaking his head - perfect

Roy fully understanding Ted’s metaphors now!! ONE OF US, ONE OF US!

Perfect reflection on actual conversations had in an office 😂

BEARD’S ACCENT! Kinda hot??

Julie Andrews talk!! And they all fancy her. My people!! 🥰

Fuck yeah Princess Diaries! But how is that a deep cut?? 🤔

They boys are all incredibly cute

Please never change Dani!!

Uh oh. For Isaac to be the one to make that comment 🫣

Paul & Idris I get, but Norm??? Come on Sam

Oop that classic ‘gay sex’ joke 🤔

Rebecca looking fine, as always! (Also this must be where that clip of Hannah, Juno & Jeremy playing ‘kissy shoes’ is from

Shandy’s first question to Rebecca being ‘how tall are you?’ was very funny to me and I don’t know why 😂

Hannah’s face! 😂

Ooo mysterious Rebecca

(I also have thoughts about the ‘I’m late’ line, but I’ll keep it to myself (unless you ask))

That Virginia line had to be for Hannah

The thigh touch 👀

Who the fuck are you? DO NOT DISRESPECT MY BOY LIKE THAT!!

I am living for angry Rebecca

‘Your desk is covered in biscuit crumbs’ fucking dying 😂😂

Zava is incredibly OTT, but I kinda love him

You are the glue 🥹

Apparently they couldn’t get through this scene for laughing and THIS IS WHY WE NEED THE BLOOPERS!!

Is there going to be something to this whole ‘everyone is enamoured by Zava but Rebecca’ thing?

Oh, & Jamie too

Ted popping out from behind him - may be the funniest thing in this episode 🤷🏻‍♀️

HES 25?!?! Wtf 😂🫣

Roy is really making me chuckle in this scene. Brett, I love you 😍

I mean, they’re all brilliant in this scene to be fair

These 3 acting like little kids is amazing. Again BLOOPERS!!

‘He’s tall’ I see you, Trent 😏

Ooo the psychic 👀

They’re testing each other… interesting

Mentioning Sam then telling her Deb told you is not going to help her believe you, Tish 🤔

I don’t understand why Rebecca has gone to see her though if she’s so against it?? She must believe in it even slightly to agree to see her

Am I the only one confused by the sudden odd smell??

‘A shite in nining armour’ 😂

I have many thoughts and feelings about this whole psychic visit, just like everyone else apparently

This whole interview talk and making it viral makes me think Colin’s story is going to come out amongst all this Zava shit

Roy would do an interview for Keeley 🥹🥹 my heart

The boys!! ‘Makes sense’ 😂

This Wordle bit is purely Jason and Brendan. Tell me I’m wrong

Jamie boy is growing up 🥹

Beard being shocked Jamie knew what he was talking about 😂

Rebecca must wear BBP always this season apparently. I ain’t mad at it!

Ted still really knows nothing about football. So real 😂

Apple getting their Tetris promo in 😂😂

So this new guy is just another Ted 👀👀 interesting

Poor Ted

Rebecca being super excited! We love to see it!

Jamie walking in & straight out again. King

Ted internet stalking the new guy. We’ve all been there 😂

Rebecca still thinking about what Tish said 👀

Poor Roy 🥹

I’d be pissed too if I was Jamie!

He got a job!! Things are looking up for the Bar Boys 😂

We love a little flirty flirt moment over food 👀👀

He’s their couples therapist?! I thought he was Henry’s doctor or something 🫣

Why keep mentioning how great Nate is? He’s coaching a team that was already good… what’s he doing??

That fucking tattoo 😂 and playing Jesus Christ Superstar over it. Genius 😂

Love to see a happy Rebecca. She feels like she’s finally winning!

Dani copying Zava 😂😂

More flirting 👀

Issac is so fucking intense 😂

How long have they been together if the boys have never met him before??

REBECCA MIDDLE NAME WELTON!! That is how you show up to your ex’s new restaurant opening!

‘Told you’ what we’re they talking about for that comment?? 👀

Beard & Jane are terrible but Brendan & Phoebe are brilliant!

Poor Jamie

LOVING this bromance developing here

Fucking pre-Madonna 😂😂

I’m excited for this training

Sassy is such a terrible person?? Like, we knew?? But my god woman

I’m very undecided on Shandy…

So is Rebecca, apparently

Hannah & Juno having a whole conversation with no words 🥰 all the awards to both of them!

I just noticed Zava is wearing a t-shirt with his name all over it 😂

Avocado callback 👍🏼

‘Borderline unethical’ says everything about Sassy

Uh oh. Rebecca beginning to panic so she drinks instead. She’s just like me!

Trent’s so cool

I think it’s gonna be important that Trent was the one to spot Colin & Michael

Also fitting ‘everybody knows’ over that part of the scene - genius!

since gotham is apparently being taken off netflix on the 29th (today, i guess) ive been finishing my most recent rewatch so rapidly the past two days, it's wild. it's like ive become a vessel for the show. years ago, i'd seen up to season 3 episode 14 like four times over and had no way of seeing the rest of the show until a couple years later.. but it was such a weird circumstance that i barely remember most of the last two seasons, so i now have this feeling of watching the show for the first time.

i forgot how much more there was to ed and oswald's relationship because my mindset of them has always dwelled in the earlier seasons' dynamics. but the thing that really stands out is like. jesus christ the way this show shaped so many parts of my personality... i'd say it's embarrassing but honestly, even though so much of the show is shite, it is my beloved piece of shite. i don't think you can just hate a thing that helped solidify yer identity as a gay man lmao

omg first i actually didn't know it was being taken off netflix what the fuck!!!!

but god i relate to this so fucking hard it's unbelievable. i started watching during season 3, whenever that was, and at the time i was in high school and very, very unhappy lol. a lot of the show fucking sucks, but i literally can't look back on it with anything but fondness. and of course, i latched onto the riddler like i've never latched onto a character before and now 5 or 6 years later i'm literally going to get a riddler tattoo today LMAO

i had been planning to rewatch it all whenever i had time. i remember i really didn't like season 5 (and to an extent, season 4), and i wonder how i'd feel about them now, if i would look at it softer, like i do the rest of the show 🤷‍♂️ because i think it did help me come to terms with a lot about myself, and can't hate it for that lol

EPISODE 12 THOUGHTS PROCESS! I go through a lot of emotions.

1/4

starting off strong with reopening my wounds

SYMBOLISM?

I SEE THAT DAMN PILLOW!

AND PAT GROWING UP BEING ABLE TO GET OUT OF BED ON HIS OWN

i still hate the middle part

where the fuck is Pran?

overseas... called it-

and my boy learnt how to dress!

KOrn!

Don't give my elevator flash backs!

AND THE CURRY!

BRO!

RIP MY HEART OUT IT'LL BE FASTER!

Don't call her your girl!

My Paa, out here being successful!

So no Wai and Korn? Thank god!

DON'T HIT ME WITH THE SIGH-

AND THE OLD ROOOM!!!!!

Why you taking the picture, Pat? Huh? Don’t get my hopes up.

Are they-?

I really! hop they are moving in together!

child!

You are going!

You have to reunite with your true love!

I literally am holding in a scream!

Reuniting!

True love!

Holy shite!

2/4

Are Weeeee TOOOO YOUNG FOR THIS!!!!

please see-

PICTURES OF THEM TOGETHER!

OH!

The hope in his eyes!

(malfunction)

hug?

Reunite?

hug?

drmamtic embrace?

PRAN!

YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG DIRECTION!

across the room gaze!

Their smiles!

side character shut up!

what the fuck are you wearing?- nevermind-

no

no

don't change the music!

I didn't want to cry this episode!

pat? sweetie? why are you always dancing to tease-

please talk!

they're standing next to each other

say something. say something. say somthing. say something. say something. say something. say something.

you! FUCK YOU! I'm going to kill strip shirt!

play their song! play their song!

the longing look...

and the smiles are back!

why are they standing so far apart?

never mind-

i need a photo where you are looking at each other

no.

fuck off.

call them a taxi.

PAT!

turn around!

please be him!

wait!

they

with the!

I GOT MY DREAM! I HOPED FOR THIS BUT i DIDN'T THINK- I THOUGHT I WAS DELUSIONAL!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HOLY SHITE!

3/4

HOLY SHITE

hey- where the heart shape?

secret.

everyone for a five mile radius could see that pining

hand holding.

no-

we ar enotdoing this!

stop making me cry!

I understand lying!

BUT TO ME! YOUR FAITHFUL SERVANT!

THE PINKIES!

so, paa knew the entire time, obviously means ink knew

and the boys?

And junior returned!

that shirt and earphones are their first borns honest-

PRAN

WHERE DID YOU JUST-

PAT DON'T SMELL IT!

I KNEW YOU TOOK THAT PHOTO-

DON'T TAKE SELFIES WHILE POOPING!

THE PINKIES AGAIN!

five minutes.

really?

double date? Nawh!

why- don't you dare!

PAA AND INK ARE THE SWEETEST!

that lady was ready to swing!

to the roof top?

WONTON SOUP!

see, I tolerate your mum but your dad-

i'd rather poke my eyes-

don't tease me with them standing back like that again! I refuse to cry again.

4/4

awh!

lovely girlfriends!

you get to call him papa?

not sus at all. showing up at the same time.

he knows exactly who brought that.

headcanon! Paa can drink everyone under the table!

i wanna skip and see who knows!

100% at least one parent knows!

you know who brought that.

drink it.

driiiiink it.

papa pran is back.... hey papa pran!

papa pran, you know don't you!

dont!

don't go in his room!

PAT! PLEASE DON'T BE IN HIS ROOM!

more bickering over bins.

no?

it didn't cross the line!

you old geezer! I will shove my foot- Oh! you did something nice. nevermind.

oh. you're actually on the phone to a client.

how does no one ever notice-

NO!

I TAKE IT BACK!

I'LL SHUT UP!

...

I KNEW YOU MOTHERFCKERS KNEW!

(i cried here for a minute when it showed all the parents knew)

i get the romantic moments

but seriously, are you trying to let

the whole 20 questions scene) WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!

hold on

he spelt over the day after his birthday? was i suppose to know this? was this common knowledge? it's 3 am and I have fog brain. am I suppose to know this?

sweetie, the two of you are too-

pat you cheesy-

but that okay because like you two are adorable and I and am nothing but your humble servant-

I'M SORRY- WHAT?!

dont challenge each other

dont lay down

raise your what?!

0.0

...

...

a lot just...

wow

...

...

we better get a season two.

Wait- are they living together?

Oh, finally someone agreed with me, that he had hyaluronic acid injections.

And about Benny Boy’s ageing processes.I saw his last public appearance before pandemic started, it was Westworld’s season 3 premiere and there his looks very good, still young, even without thick beard. And in the videos from that premiere he always squints, but wrinkles around eyes are not so noticeable. And now he eyes often looks a little bit puffy, he needs to add patches to a daily routine.

Something went wrong with him during pandemic, maybe he’s nervous about his family or smth else. And I agree with the opinion that it was a surprise for him that he starts ageing.

Oh it's actually true about the Westworld premiere! I keep seeing pics from it from time to time and I'm like ohhhh it was march 2020? Ye sure?

There are couple of possibilities;

1. As ye say something went bad, either way with his fam or careers shite maybe? Don't wanna point in the direction of flying hair extensions but the head those came off from was a big part of Benny's time during the pandemic...

2. Orrrr because he was supposed to sit at home, boy was like... Alrite I will just forsake all my usual rituals and appearance keeping cuz I'm gonna sit on ma ass anyways! I am to become a hobo now! Inner peace and real me, then I can create authentic music x.x

3. Poor kid is going through existential crisis cuz he did in fact realised that he's getting older, and it's not only about his looks but about his life cause if ye getting older then people around ye do as well... but let's be honest here, boy says he doesn't think he was good lookin but still desperately tries to look and act younger/the same as he used to :c

Howdy Old Folks(and whoever comes across this list)! @cornfedcryptid here! In light of this shit that’s going on around us, and the toll it’s having on people and their creative process, I thought I would come up with a fun and easy ‘arts-n-crafts’ for everyone to work on at their own pace. This is primarily inspired by @faerieavalon​ and the fluff prompt tag thingy she made. I thought it was a great idea and wanted to expand upon it. I know right now a lot of us aren’t in the best mindset to work on our long fics, big art pieces, etc. But what better thing to work on than simple little diabeetus inducing foof!? lol

I’m hoping this list can be used by more than just writers...and it is for more than just the Dragon Age fandom. So please, feel free to use it to your hearts content! If you do, be sure to tag us so we can reblog and share your creativity!

Thank you and stay safe! <3

EDIT: also a HUGE thank you to @ranawaytothedas for making the banner.

So, I may or may not have adopted a pet...we’re parents now. 

Oh I’m sorry, were you reaching for that too?

Shit, I lost X. Has anyone seen my idiot? Alternatively, Y loses X and proceeds to play some variation of ‘Marco Polo’ until they find X.

Holiday gift exchange.

I saw this and thought of you.

I can’t sleep. Will you sing/tell me a story?

Quit moving! You’ve got something in your hair.

Listen, the weather is shite. You can just crash here tonight. 

It’s our anniversary so I wanted to do something special

Do you want to share?

Would you like to try it?

How does this taste?

Do you want one? I made them myself. 

Pfft! You should see your hair!

Would you like to dance?

Would you like to go to dinner sometime?

Do you want to stay the night?

Can I kiss you?

I’m pregnant

Will you marry me?

Shut up, you’re sick. Just let me take care of you already.

You’re comfy to sleep on

Put on something nice, we’re going out tonight!

I feel at home when I’m with you.

Are you going to finish that?

I’ll eat that, if you don’t want it.

I missed you.

Come closer.

Will you stay a little longer?

You smell really good.

I love it when you touch me.

I love the way you feel. 

You make me feel alive.

Shit! Your hands feel like ice.

You feel hot. Do you feel sick?

No, don't come closer. I’m sick.

Your breath leaves goosebumps on my skin.

Hey, it’s time to wake up. 

Oh God. I can’t believe it’s our wedding day. I think I’m going to be sick. 

Hey! What are you doing here?

It’s been so long since I last saw you. 

Just because I’m having trouble sleeping doesn’t mean you have to stay awake with me. 

Don’t get up, I’ll take care of the baby

Here, let me get that for you. 

Do you want me to hold them for you?

Can you hold this for a second please?

You just scared the piss out of me!

Stop making me laugh or I’m going to pee!

I know you miss home, so I tried to bring a little home here.

I don’t know how to tell you this, but you snore...A LOT.

Keep touching me like that and we’re going to be late. 

What can I do to convince you to stay in tonight?

I’ve got a surprise.

It’ll be an adventure.

You know, you’re cranky when you’re tired/hungry. 

What’s the rush?

I’m sorry. It’s only going to hurt for a second. I promise. 

You’ve got something on your face.

Oh look! A shooting star! Quick, make a wish!

You’re not wearing that outside. It’s freezing!

Promise you won’t laugh?

This is what you wanted right?

Stop! You’re making me blush!

I think I’ll die if you don’t kiss me.

What are you wearing?

Can I walk you there?

Do you want to go again?

I’d do it all over again, if it meant I could meet you.

Hey, it’s time for bed.

I am twelve kinds of confused right now. But fuck are you cute. 

Let’s get you out of those wet clothes.

If you don’t shut up, I’m going to make you shut up. 

It’s the first snowfall of the season.

I only ever see X smile when they’re with you. 

Come watch the meteor shower with me.

I want to go swimming.

Let’s go to the beach. 

We should take a vacation.

Why are you acting so calm!? I’m meeting your parents for the first time! What if they don’t like me? What if they don’t think I’m good enough?

This is all I ever wanted in life.

I never thought this is where I’d be one day. But I can’t imagine myself anywhere else now. 

Let’s give this a shot...you and me. 

Don’t flatter yourself.

Make me. 

Truth or dare?

What’s so funny?

You’re lucky you’re cute.

When you kiss me my brain goes stupid. 

Let’s stay in bed all day.

Let’s take a bath.

You’re so tense. Let me give you a massage.

The sound of your heartbeat reminds me that all of this is real.

I know you know that I like you.

I’ve never felt this way with anyone else before. 

Come and find me. 

I love you more.

I felt like I was surrounded by darkness until I met you. 

You make me want to be a better person. 

Can you teach me how to do it?

The kids are asleep and we have the rest of the evening to ourselves.

I also want to add @serial-chillr​‘s OC morning questions, because they too were part of my inspiration.

What’s the first thing your OC does when they wake up?

Is it the same as what they would prefer the first thing to be?

Up early or sleep late?

Do they have a morning routine? What is it?

What’s their favorite breakfast?

Someone starts talking to them before they’ve had their tea/coffee/beverage of choice. What happens?

Thoughts on Kelvin Trek? I've always loved those movies but apparently a lot of people don't

I have so many thoughts on Kelvin Trek. I never watched Enterprise, and Star Trek 2009 came out when I was 15. I had spent my whole childhood watching reruns of TNG and VOY with my dad. I had never had new Trek (except Ent) come out in my lifetime. And I was HYPED.

And honestly, I loved 2009. I saw it 3 times in the cinema. I read so much fan fiction. I read all of the discussions online that I could find. And I was really disappointed at how negative some of them were, and at how persuasive their criticisms were. It ruined something for me. The next time I watched the film I was like "... Yeah, it doesn't make sense that Vulcan looks so giant from that planet". But I still enjoyed it. I think it's an entertaining film. I've heard people say that it didn't feel like Trek, but honestly it did to me.

And I think that's something about the Star Trek fandom that is so annoying, and really evident at the moment with Discovery and Picard. Claiming that something doesn't "feel like Star Trek" because it's new, like the first two seasons of TNG aren't largely shite. Or that it's too dystopian, as though DS9 didn't have really dark elements. (Don't even get me started on how every admiral we've ever met is pure evil, and how Starfleet has always clearly had some level of corruption going on). I think some people aren't willing to give the new shows a chance, like they weren't willing to give the films a chance. I fully appreciate that people don't like Discovery or Picard, but just like when I was 15 it really bums me out when so many fans are telling me why I shouldn't like something.

This has become a rant.

Jimmy & Janis

Planning a romantic weekend away

Jimmy: Gracie came at me earlier. There was mistletoe up and I near fully hit the floor 😎 Jimmy: Hold fire though. She only wanted to tell me to convince you of summat. Pretty sure you already know what it is Janis: Erm...Father Christmas is really real? That her weave isn't from dead Brazilian hookers? Janis: Enlighten me or I'll tell her she's got a holiday free pass on you 😈 Jimmy: Double date. Need I say more 😡 Janis: FUCK. I DIDN'T THINK IT'D ACTUALLY HAPPEN. Janis: How far does she expect the season of goodwill to extend, like? Already got some poor cunt being a charitable home for her arse so she don't freeze Janis: Single tear. Janis: Question is, can we make it worth it enough for us to endure that shite? Hmm Jimmy: I almost got my arse to church so it wouldn't. Shoulda sucked off that priest when he asked. Too late? Jimmy: You better get me a top notch pressie, baby 😏 Janis: You know you ain't on the nice list 😉 Janis: So, Santa might be dissing but you'll be getting something extra special from me Janis: As for God, and his holly jolly perverted following, I reckon we're both shit out of 🍀 there, no matter how good our head game is, such is life Janis: Grah, I hear she does shoutouts now...want that 'influencer' clout, baby? Not double entendre my end but might be for GracieGuru 🙊😂 Jimmy: what the fuck we going to do then? No way I'm hanging with her and her latest 'boo boy' Jimmy: Even if I was getting paid, which is likely since she just loves common grounds Janis: Preaching to the choir, dickhead, ain't my idea of a good time either, or hers let's be fucking real. She just wants to dry-hump a slab of boy in front of you on the off chance that really gets you going for her Janis: You wouldn't call her brainy, bless Janis: Idk, don't worry about it, Jim. Just avoid her/the flat whites like the plague and I'll have to literally run away like I'm an angsty 12 year old so we can't be located, even with friend finder or whatever they stalk each other with Janis: Oooh! Just call me brains, we should pretend to have a romantic weekend away planned, that'll send her over the edge, that is her everything goals Janis: Like I said, I can hide from a hoe Jimmy: I knew there was a reason I kept you about Jimmy: Let's do it though. Easier to take than fake the 'gram Jimmy: Any ideas? 🤔 Jimmy: Most of my boltholes are far from yours and not very enviable for that crowd #it'sgrimupnorth Janis: Yeah, why do you tbh? Janis: Now its clear my sister has got no respect for anyone on her hunt for dick/self-esteem Janis: She's hoping its a twofer like Janis: I don't know if I can stand you for that long, darling Janis: But I SUPPOSE your the lesser of two evils here 😉 Jimmy: It's love 💕 Jimmy: Come on, it'll be a laff. I'll get the beers in Jimmy: You can try harder to beat me at darts and pool Janis: As far as the adoring fans/salty haterz are concerned Janis: and that's all that matters Janis: bitch i don't have to try! 😤 you put me off last time with ur mooning 😍 Janis: we don't need to convince the old fellas in the boozer Jimmy: Fuck off I was getting practice in! Jimmy: If you're ready to fake a break up say the word but until then, it takes a lot of work to give you the puppy dog eyes. I'm not Twix Janis: Sure you was 😂 Janis: N'awwh but you do it so well! Janis: Audition for the School play whilst ur at it, soft lad Jimmy: I do enough fake snogging without signing myself up for that bollocks Jimmy: You coming away with me then or not? Jimmy: You know your sister'll be in again nagging before shift's end Janis: Well, when you put it like that Janis: 😒 Janis: I ain't got nothing better to do, and I certainly ain't third wheeling her fake date Janis: My grandparents got a place down skerries Janis: we can crash there Jimmy: How many rooms they got? My dad's working so I'll have to bring the ramble with Jimmy: #goals I know Janis: Fucking hell, my pissing sister! She owes you more than she's spending on coffee for the hassle she's causing Janis: If you really can't, don't worry, I'll sort her. She'll be unbearable when she finds out it was all for a laugh but it was at her expense so how much of a mug can she actually make me feel? 😑 Janis: That said, there's 3 rooms, its only a caravan don't get excited but the kids would probably be buzzin', it is pretty nice down there Janis: I'll even let you have the double bed to yourself Janis: ol Janis: l Jimmy: It'll stop them nagging me about going somewhere other than the park that'll do me Jimmy: Cass talks big but she isn't even really so doable Jimmy: Don't be getting any ideas though 😍😉 my brother hasn't slept well since we moved. I'll be sharing that double like it or not Jimmy: What a way to spend my first proper time off since I started #blessed Janis: Yeah, fish and chips on the beach even tho its fucking baltic, chasing Twix will keep 'em warm, you'll earn major big brother points as well as bae ones Janis: What a mighty fine man Janis: Same here, Cass. Shh about it though Janis: Like you said, it'll be a laugh, we can make it one Janis: You'd really rather be making pinkity drinkidies or whatever the fuck they are? Jimmy: Nope. But your 1st romantic break usually is. Any talent there is in all grans playing bingo? Jimmy: Be nice to get something off the 'gram 💋 Janis: I ain't been since I was about 9 Janis: I wasn't after bitches then and I ain't now Janis: I wish you luck, 2 kids hanging on your arm and a woman back home, like Janis: Does it for some. Jimmy: I'd do some talking first to get things clear I'm not tall Tammy 😂 Jimmy: Bet you were a right cute kid, weren't you? Aww Janis: Again, have fun explaining that one, mate. I'd struggle with the concept and I'm in on it. Janis: Adorable. What happened? Jimmy: Shut up you know what you look like, mate Janis: A butch lezza? Janis: So I've been told 👍 Jimmy: That's not what they are saying anymore. Check my comments sometime. The lads are gagging for you now Janis: Goody gumdrops. Janis: I'll leave my knickers at the door, like Jimmy: You could like. I've been waiting for you to drop me as your fake bf since this whole thing started Janis: I'm not interested in any of them. Janis: Would your world be set alight by Aaron O'Reilly from form? Janis: If you wanna cop off with some of your fans don't let me stop you Jimmy: You aren't. They're not my type anymore than Aaron's yours. I'm just saying you take a crackin pic and I should know since I'm the one takin 'em. So you don't need to spout that crap. They're just jealous of how much of a butch lezza you aren't Janis: Alright. Well, you're not half bad at taking snaps, and not in the bullshit way every hoe thinks they know their angles and magic lighting these days, you're actually decent. Janis: It don't feel like crap when Janis: blah, meant to delete that, ignore it Jimmy: 🤐 Jimmy: Wanna help me with my art project while we're away then? Kill all the birds (hopefully not with my flash) Jimmy: I'll owe you again Janis: I won't even joke on you for being a swot 🤓🤞 Janis: What've you got planned? Jimmy: I haven't had any time to think yet beyond film being the medium but Jimmy: #workinprogress Jimmy: with a muse like you m'dear how could I go wrong 💕 Janis: 😜 Janis: just so you know, i ain't bringing any homework but put my name or yours, yeah? 😘 not even in art but might count for something Janis: clue me in tho, brainiac, what do the kiddos like? i'll get 'em something Jimmy: Rookie mistake mate, art's an easy A Jimmy: They'll take anything covered in sugar. Can't say I'll love you for it when they crash mid journey though Janis: Only 'cos you're good at it. With my genes I should be but I can barely draw a stickman. Janis: I'll stick with double sports, sports science and science 👌 Janis: I'll keep sweets in stock for bribery, goes without sayin'! Different pocket to Twix' fish treats, though Janis: I'll have a look down town Jimmy: 😂 did you see that article doin the rounds about the mum who bought her kid a cat's advent calendar Janis: 😂 Yes! Shame catnip don't work like on us like it does cats, that kid would be pingin' Janis: Might get meself some, like Jimmy: What gets dogs off their heads? I'll keep Twix well clear Jimmy: She's high enough on your 😍 Janis: I don't know, actually...telling them they're good bois? Janis: Works for you boo 😘 Jimmy: I prefer being called a very bad boy 😎 Janis: You clown 😂 Janis: Good to know, suppose. Dirty weekend away though it ain't Jimmy: what our fans don't know won't break their jealous hearts Jimmy: you coming in for your freebies today or shall I do a delivery your way once Grace is home? 😉 Janis: Kick it really cliche and be my sexy delivery boy Janis: Try and bring something with sausage in so I can come at you with the quality porn writing Jimmy: Live your fantasies as well as your sister's if you want, my name tag says Jonathon today Janis: Ooh, spicing it up with some roleplay like we're middle-aged okay Janis: How boring are you that you've picked a name so similar to your own...this is why we've hit a dry patch, Jimothy! Jimmy: What would you seriously pick? Janis: For you? Janis: Who's a fittie... Janis: Anthony Joshua could get it Janis: You don't want to be in the play but reckon you can stretch to that? Jimmy: Next time I lose my name tag I'll insist on that. For the bae 💕 Jimmy: About as close as I'll get I think Janis: Who do you want? Janis: I wanna know your type Janis: Bar Tall Tammy Jimmy: Your sister obviously Janis: Fuck off, not even funny Janis: If that were true, you know where she lives bitch, I ain't stopping ya, she's practically shoe-horning you in 🤢 Jimmy: I meant the fit older one 😉 Janis: Ohhh Janis: Still, do one 🖕 I'm not pretending to be my sister you freak Jimmy: That's one pretense too far. Got it 😂 Janis: Yeah, in this hypothetical you've really shit the bed, pal. Jimmy: I only half read that because #customers and thought you called me shit in bed mate Janis: well... 😏 Jimmy: I fake rocked your world Janis Cavante! 😂 Janis: you know we faked it so i didn't have to fake it 💅 Jimmy: Aaron O'Reilly's walking through the door want me to slip him your number and end this? 😝 Janis: I will murder you. Janis: also he might think your trying to set up a threeway for YOUR benefit, so if you wanna take over the gay rumours that bad, go for it 💋🍆 Jimmy: I've seen you with a pool cue I think I'm safe Jimmy: Give a shit. At least I actually am butch Janis: Psh, you're all show no grow Janis: We're arm wrestling, then you'll see Jimmy: 💪 I'll beat you at that too then, shall I? 🏆 Janis: Bring it on. I won't make you cry too hard, save face in front of the kiddos. Janis: 'Let' them kick your arse too 😜 Jimmy: Try it, baby girl 😝 Jimmy: Cass probs could no lie. Scrappy af that one Janis: Good girl 👍 Janis: Gotta keep you in check Jimmy: Doubt you'll be calling her that when she's shadowed you all weekend Jimmy: She loves you. Who knows why? Janis: I keep telling you I'm a delight Janis: Has this...how long has it been? Month, 2? Of SHEER BLISS taught you nothing Janis: Ruuuuude. Jimmy: Nope. I'm with Team Bobby. You're a gross meanie Jimmy: As all girls are 😂 Janis: Well I'm winning Bobby 'round this weekend by hook or by crook Janis: then you can please yourself, billy no mates Janis: Team Janis 💪 Jimmy: Every bro knows you can't be friends with your girl Jimmy: DUH Janis: Oh yeah, all straight couples HATE each other and that's #goals Janis: If I can't be chatting shit on you, how will I get to talk about you constantly to my gals? Janis: Singing your praises? I THINK NOT Jimmy: Speaking of, Gracie and co are back on the premise that Tall Tammy left her....something. I wasn't listening. Should I break the news we won't be here for date night or do you want to do the honors Janis: Dignity? That's long gone, honey. Janis: Ooh, lemme do it, you're coming round with the sausage anyway Janis: We can do it together baby Jimmy: awhhh Jimmy: I've hidden the mistletoe but she can see the top of the highest counters!! I'm on borrowed time what do I do? Janis: Headbutt her in the teeth Janis: 'Accidentally' Janis: Can't help being a normal-sized human Jimmy: #customerservice Jimmy: then recommend her our chewy cookies 😂 Janis: You can see why I'm not trying to be your work wifey too, yeah? 😂 Janis: If you can convince any of those girls to break their diet, I'll be impressed Janis: Don't count if they go vom in the bogs after tho Jimmy: Gracie might be on her way already. One of her posse asked what you were getting me for Christmas and I didn't hold back Janis: Oh no, am I about to get slut-shamed? 😲 Janis: Or, heaven forfend, tips Janis: I will die Jimmy: Damn I didn't think of that. Sorry Janis: Its cool Janis: She's all mouth anyway, not in a beneficial to the cause way Janis: Be interesting hearing what she thinks you want, keep ya posted lol Jimmy: 🙌 Can't wait Janis: that's what you're meant to say about my present! Jimmy: I did, swear 🤞 Janis: what do you actually want Jimmy: Don't worry about it Janis: Oh, is it? If I'm not fucking your brains out you're not interested Janis: Fine then, save my reddies. 👍 Jimmy: That's what I was thinking. Stage a break up before 🎄 for max drama and min spends Janis: Cool. If you wanna. Janis: Just don't tell everyone you chucked me 'cos I wouldn't give it up. Already a frigit. Janis: What's the story then? Jimmy: Obviously not. We've been hooking up for ages got to keep it #goals Jimmy: I don't know haven't thought that far ahead it just makes sense to get out before gifting Janis: Yeah. Fair. Janis: Think on and let me know Jimmy: You too. We can brainstorm at the weekend. Nothing but time then Jimmy: Can't break up right after the break though Janis: Would look sus, yeah. Janis: Maybe I'll whup you one too many times, your fragile male ego can't hack it, eh? Jimmy: Grace'd be smug 😩 Jimmy: Can't even fake that, babe Jimmy: Nobody'd believe the story Janis: She's gonna be regardless Janis: I got the shitty end of the stick here like but ain't nowt we can do about it now Janis: 🙄 Jimmy: No we're goals we just burned too bright that's all 😂 Jimmy: You've got way more time served with me than she does any of her boos she doesn't win Janis: Mhmm. Calm down, Icarus. Sure you'll be comparing some other bint on a balcony to the sun in no time. 😘 Janis: Suppose so. Least hers are real, if not short-lived, and, well, shit. Janis: She won't know the difference anyway Jimmy: There's nobody like you 💕 Jimmy: Exactly I'm not going to tell her we weren't real Janis: Bullshit 💕 Janis: True enough, I'll take it. Jimmy: Shit gotta go the boss is back Jimmy: Love you 💕 Janis: Love you too, Jonathon 💕