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HE WAS SEVENTEEN. AGHHH ULDER WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU
#bg3#wyll ravengard#baldur's gate 3#ulder ravengard#i am having so many Thoughts and Feelings about wyll and his fucking father#his dialogue abt him is so heartbreaking 'Did he ever miss me?' RAGHHH#man the game this would be if they actually explored this with wyll>>>>#whatever ill just do it myself
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I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh
#spitblaze says things#anyway.#1) please google 'halfling'#2) THERE ARE ADULTS WHO ARE VERY SHORT. DID YOU KNOW THAT. WERE YOU AWARE#3) THERE ARE ALSO ADULTS WHO HAVE CHILDLIKE FACES. DID YOU KNOW *THAT*#4) IF YOU THINK THE ONLY REASON A MAN COULD LOOK LIKE THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRANS MEN IM GOING TO KILL YOU#5) jesus christ will you just read/watch dungeon meshi and understand that the entire conceit of his character and of half-foots in general#is that its fucked up to treat people as children or subhuman because they do not 'look' like what you expect a cisgender adult to look lik#anyway if i see one more person call Chilchuck 'has gray streaks and an ex wife and three adult daughters' Tims a sh*ta#im gonna start smashing things#doin numbers
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more domestics to warm the soul <33
#art#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion#tavstarion#until they sort out the daywalker thing he's getting the taako special#if you're not putting astarion in fabulous outfits then what are you doing#also fuck you astarion for being the only fictional man that i can't Dad#that man would throw an orphan into a volcano for one corn chip#it is so important to me that dorian's eyes look like he's never had a thought
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[SCENE: driving back from my appointment]
dad: ...am I going to have to teach you how to shave?
me: uh yeah! at some point, lol
dad: hm. well I can show you the way I prefer, with mug soap and a brush, because the aerosol cans are just no. I showed your brother my way and he likes it a lot better too...
dad: [rambles for a bit]
dad: ...it's really just another chore, you look in the mirror and go 'ugh I have to shave soon' so it's just one of those things you do every once in a while
me, externally: haha yeah, I can't wait :]
me, internally: he's talking about this like it's no big deal, it's not weird at all,,, he doesn't mind the idea of teaching me despite the fact that he never expected to be doing this with me,,,, he's my dad and he supports me even if he doesn't completely get it,,,
#i legit got this close 👌🏻 to tearing up in the car#anyway i am really going to take that nap now so g'bye#ftm radio#<3#transgender#trans#ftm#trans guy#nonbinary trans guy#trans masc#trans man#trans masculine#nonbinary man#nonbinary guy#ftm positivity#trans positivity#holy fuck this one's really goin round again huh#6k 😵💫#7k?!?!?!?!?#8k#9k#good lord#10k#11k#12k#13k#16k
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cementing my place as the crossovers for no reason guy
(third pic based on)
#deltarune#ralsei#noelle holiday#susie deltarune#berdly#lancer#kris dreemurr#crossover#ddlc#chainsaw man#devilman#alien 9#blood tw#smoking tw#drugs tw#art tag#ik alien 9 isnt nearly as well known as the others here. do not be deceived by appearances it is just as fucked up#toby please i need chapter 3 im doing odd shit
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List of Astarion's Terms of Endearment
This is for the fanfic writers haha. Tell me if I'm missing any so can add it in!
Darling (his most used)
My love, love
My sweet
“You sweet, generous thing”, “you sweet little thing”
Lover
My dear, a dear, dear
Beautiful
Cheeky little pup
My little treat ("-with their cheeks all flushed")
Sweetie
Pet
You wicked little thing (affectionate)
"You're a sweetheart", "you sweetheart"
Delectable little pet (not directed towards Tav but it easily could be)
My friend (yay, we're his friend)
My favorite traveling companion (not a pet name but it's nice to be his favorite)
My leaking blood-bag (technically you refer to yourself as that first and he calls you his one after, but it counts)
You little scoundrel
Edit: Thank you everyone in the comments for adding the Dark Urge ones!
Bhaal-babe (I'm dead, this silly pun I swear)
My sweet, bloodthirsty friend
My precious little Bhaal-babe
My conflicted villain
My dagger-happy friend
Bonus: Ascended Yandere Astarion
My pet, pet
Little love
Precious thing
My treasure
My consort, My Dark Consort
My favorite spawn
Insolent little- (the Dev's notes say that the full line is "you insolent little brat" which, um...)
Insolent little pup (the line was in EA, although I’m not entirely sure if it’s Ascended Astarion. Full line: “you are an insolent little pup, aren’t you?”)
"You ingrate" (When you try to break up with him. It's not really a pet name, but-)
"Property I cherish, but still my property" (his thoughts)
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#astarion#bg3 astarion#astarion romance#astarion bg3#baldurs gate astarion#baldur's gate iii#astarion ancunin#bg3 spoilers#astarion x tav#astarion x mc#astarion x reader#astarion x you#dnd#I am so fucking Normal about this man#Props to Neil Newbon and the writers and artists for bg3 making me fall for a character from a game I never played
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his one-sided love for life
#yes ik the caption's corny but come on. come on it's fucking sanji what more do you expect#i tried to make his features kinda hint towards taz's but ultimately i think he just kinda turned out his own way???#idk man i streamed painting him like 3 times idk what's going on w this painting anymore#one piece#op#art#illustration#nettillust#sanji#black leg sanji#one piece sanji#opla
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first meeting
#rdr2#red dead redemption#red dead redemption 2#arthur morgan#issac morgan#man sees baby for the first time ever and is surprised that theyre tiny little creatures#arthur being the man he is mustve had SO many emotions holding issac for the first time. and this is all he manages to say in the moment#im lowkey projecting bc when i met my niece i absolutely REFUSED to hold her until i saw her the second time and i was like.#oh my fucking god shes so fucking tiny#anyway. i hope nothing bad happens to them ever<3#btw arthurs clothes come from an edit of a young version of him that i saw#and i also saw a video of someone managing to find a repurposed model of eliza in rdr2s data and shes got dark hair!#so i gave issac dark hair (and arthurs blue eyes<3)#arthurs definitrly into people with dark hair#pspspspsp arthur i have dark hair pspspspspspspsp#AHEM anyway-#sorry i cant draw babies even tho i see one all the time now LMFAO#my art
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i like ur funny words, magic man
the idea that probably one of the most dangerous people in faerûn can become good after falling for a pathetic wizard is fucking hilarious to me. also i am an avid defender of gale and i want to make VERY CLEAR he isn’t supposed to be mansplaining bhaal to a bhaalspawn here, that’s just the only info i could actually write a significant amount of. i’m the one mansplaining here not gale i love gale
#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate fanart#bg3#bg3 bhaalspawn#the dark urge#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#bg3 gale#the desperate one who would love such a pathetic man must hunger for greater delights z’rell i love u but shut the fuck up
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so how about that update, huh
#this is all i have to offer rn </3#im working on Actual Art but for now all you guys get is Half Assed Meme#eddie dear. eddie. eddie dear. Eddie Dear. EDDIE DEAR-#oh man. oh boy. oh fuck. its so over (we're so back)#scribble salad#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#eddie dear#i feel like i just walked into a disaster recovery group a week late w/ a smoothie#heely-ing in here Whats Up Fuckers#ok that was a creepy glitch#for a second every button i pressed created a new tag that said#'Who Else Is Traumatized!!!'#a little unnerving and Very on brand! one could call it WHcore... or somethn...
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y’all know that one audition tape Neil did? Yeah, so anyways make it Soap
#john soap mactavish#cod soap#cod art#soap art#john mactavish#cod fanart#call of duty#cod modern warfare#my art#milky art#cod#sorry for falling off the face of the earth it will happen again#HES SOOO#BTW IF YALL DONT KNOW WHAT IM REFERING TO JUST ASK ILL TELL YALL#my discord friends have just been hearing me talk about this man non stop for the past 3 to 4 days because of his smug fucking grin#i’m going to choke him with my bare hands (affectionately)#neil ellice#bc technically#bubbles the beloved
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"surprisingly way stronger than he looks"
#this is stupid#ik he was too panicked at that time but MAN what will he'd do to realize he has more power😭#also i could be referencing at the chase and “why his ear still intact” I GOT LAZY OKAU#leaveme alone:(#(pls dont)#dead plate#dead plate shitpost#fanart#quote based on a rody fact ALSO can you imagine how fucking strong he would be#like just from his looks you can tell he can lift like 3 people like WYM WAY STRONGER?!??!#i will shut up
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How’d she get here?? 💀
#in my area like blackpink /srs#Chamorros stand the fuck up rn#frye splatoon#frye onaga#shiver splatoon#shiver hohojiro#big man splatoon#splatoon#splatoon 3#my art#art
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Diff anon here but yeah it’s weird because even in episode 1 Din was not that antagonistic towards IG-11 despite having no character devlopement yet, he was annoyed and sarcastic but he didn’t threaten to actually harm him before they found Grogu. He showed concern for IG-11 pretty quickly after he got damaged and even when he distrusted Kuill’s programming he didn’t spit in the droids face about it. It just makes no sense why two seasons later he’s suddenly treating them like dirt.
right like din was obviously unfairly prejudiced about droids since he let his childhood trauma color his view of them even into adulthood, but he wasn’t like, “i’m going to beat you the fuck up” level of prejudiced? he just didn’t want to be around them, he didn’t trust them, but he wasn’t ever violent about it
din imo is just not someone who lashes out in anger often anyway. the only time he was ever really impulsively violent was in chapter 2 when he saw the jawas trashed his ship and he just started shooting and he killed like three all at once. but i mean also, like, arvala-7 is a remote ass planet (moon?), and having your spaceship ransacked to nonfunctionality is basically a death sentence (this is something ive talked about a lot in the past how i want to see more of it in sw, how any malfunction in this super futuristic tech can still leave you stranded to die a very very lonely and mundane death. despite all this fancy tech you cant escape the cold unforgiving void of space; if your hyperdrive goes out, you are DEAD.). so even then it’s like, well i can’t entirely blame him for going in guns blazing to try to stop them from destroying his ship. but yes this was the only time it was ever truly impulsive and clearly out of anger, every other time he kills people he’s much more calculated and unemotional about it, like it’s just a necessity and so he has to do it it’s never anything personal. so the only thing that makes this scene an outlier really is just the fact he kills out of emotion
so even though his dislike of droids WAS personal, he still never got violent about it. as you said, he was perfectly fine with ig-11, he was just kinda like 🙄🙄 about it the whole time but that’s barely anything
and now in s3 he’s suddenly just like, assaulting them? threatening to kill them? especially in a fucking Bad Cop Good Cop maneuver? it’s just, i know he wasn’t nice about droids in the past, but it was NEVER to THIS extent, and it’s especially egregious considering he went through that whole fucking arc between s1 and s2 about becoming more okay with being around droids?? HELL, even in S3 ITSELF, din has R5 as a droid companion??????? if he hates droids so much to where he’s going to act like THAT in chapter 21 then why was he totes okay with R5 just a few episodes prior?
Also speaking of R5, where the fuck has he been this whole time these past few episodes. now that i think about it i genuinely cant remember. like did he just become yet another plotpoint left behind and forgotten
#ask#Anonymous#mando posting#mando spoilers#i just feel like a lot of how din acts is very practical. very measured. very careful#which is why the moments he acts on emotion stand out so much#and which is why this sudden impulsive assault is just like HUH? WHO IS THIS#the fact hes lashing out in random ass anger when 1. where did this anger come from i thought he got over all that#it was such a huge arc why are you undoing that#and 2. he rarely lashes out in anger anyway#and 3. MAN FUCK#I DONT CARE WHAT IN UNIVERSE JUSTIFICATION THERE IS#THEY MADE MY MAN INTO A COP!!#THIS IS COP BEHAVIOR!!#I DONT CARE IF YOURE MAD OR NOT YOU CANT JUST ASSAULT PEOPLE AND THEN SHOOT THEM DEAD WHEN THEY FIGHT BACK ???#jus this whole fucking THING is such a MESS#im mad bc they made him ooc and they made him ooc in a genuinely horrendous out of universe way too#like they made him ooc. all to push some cop shit on us ?#its one thing if it was just plain bad writing#but the fact theres genuinely such bad real world politics behind it is what makes it SO fucking infuriatinf#i could continue watching the show maybe if it was just bad writing but the cop shit is just where i draw the line i cant do this anymore
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On the subject of our future plans there was something I wanted to discuss with you.
#help i love him your honour#why does he have to be so fucking cute#you cannot honestly expect me to be normal about this man#i'm gonna pinch his cheeks and squish him#gale#gale of waterdeep#gale dekarios#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3edit#gamingedit#mine:bg3#mine:gifs#baldur's gate
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comfort
a birthday gift for @borzoilover69 !!! happy borth dude, your dirkjakes bring me so much joy <3
#homestuck#dirk strider#jake english#dirkjake#homestuck fanart#considered drawing them beating the everloving beejesus outta each other but landed on angst/comfort anyway#story of my fucking life#anyways!!! hope you like it man even with the lack of spice#luv ya!! <3
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