I remember how some time ago I made a post about religion interfering in medical procedures (like not having a blood transplant based on your beliefs) when it comes to kids and how where I live it sucks that religion seems to come before the kid’s health (even more so considering the kid did not choose their religion).

Obviously Americans started coming at me saying a bunch of shit, even though I was talking about the reality of the country I live in, and they were hating on me calling me [insert prejudice] because apparently it’s absurd to prioritize a child’s health instead of what their parents believe in.

They are incapable to understand that their country isn’t the only country in the world.

Just won 100$ from the Super Bowl #america

Every time my life is going well, I remember that one American girl saying the name Montenegro (Yes, the country) is racially charged... Miss, ma'am, if u want to react to Eurovision, at least have some basic education. And leave Montenegro alone. They want nothing to do with u

it smells like burgers because we bought burgers and i want one so badly

bought tumblr merch i guess 🍕

someone popped a bag of chips loud as fuck in the cafeteria and we all started screaming and going under the tables

YOOUUU 🫵🫵RULE 🤴🫅YOU'RE SEIZIN' 💪 THE DAY😎😎😎AT BEEEE KAYYY ‼️‼️HAVE IT YOUR🫵 WAY. YOU RULE!!👑🤴

JUST REALIZED I FORGOT TO ADD 12 TO THE MILITARY TIME IN THE METAL FIC. OOPS.

I made a post a few minutes ago and I used the word “field” instead of “pitch.” I was like, “What was that?? That was an American moment right there.” 😅

It’s so tiring interacting with gringos whose native language is english. Idk it feels like we (people who’re not native english speakers) have to constantly remind you that the world doesn’t revolve around you and we are not native speakers when it comes to understanding something you say.

We’re not obligated to know every word’s meaning. Not even someone who’s a native speaker is obligated to know that.

It’s so annoying how a lot of you assume everyone you interact with is a native english speaker.

Well, there was a minus thirty (Celsius) cold spell recently and the power went out so it was really cold in the house. Me, the siblings and dad were sitting around the fire the whole time. Alberta is a lucky guy to put his tail between his legs

~ Ontario

Michigan silently stared at Ontario. After a moment, he whipped his phone out.

“Ohhh, alright. For some reason I thought it was going to be a lot worse.”

almost 2 hours into what was supposed to be a 1 hour wait for medication so i can live. im shelling out $70 for this btw.

The state of Argentina 

Dissertation is thesis but British

yeah i just looked it up the terms are switched in us vs uk

Some Americans like to go 'grr I'm tough you can't hurt me imso cool and strong you can't offend me it's just words Im gonna make a joke about other countries struggles, grrrrr' then get offended when I, an American, make a 9/11 joke...

Imagine having an animal crossing island and putting CARS on it. Ewwwwwwww 🤢🤢🤢🤢