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mendely · 1 year

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roman catholic priest owners: this is the rev. father james iglesias, he came to our parish two years ago. he is a diocesan priest and and is currently in residence at the church of the holy trinity. we feed him the finest vatican-grade unleavened sacramental bread and red wine

methodist pastor owners: this is dave he likes grape fanta

#shitpost #original post #priests #christianity #surreal post #????#based on a clown husbandry post #sacrilege #there is context to the grape fanta and it is one of my hyper specific childhood church memories #the church I visited as a kid. gave out grape fanta in tiny plastic cups during the communion #also their hosts were dyed snack wafers #in hindsight this is super fucking funny #also the catholics are very fancy with their religion stuff it's been such an interesting rabbit hole to get into

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