#also the theme park thing
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❌: eggman is elon musk
✅: eggman is walt disney
#know that i say disneys name with equal disdain as musk#theyre both fascist futurists with no regard for the environment#the difference was that disney was successfully charismatic and pioneering while elon musk only wants and pretends to be#also the theme park thing#my posts#thinking about defunctland's epcott video again#doctor eggman#dr ivo robotnik#sonic the hedgehog
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so excited for Kalim to save the day by swiper-no-swiping this dip. you can do it! I believe in you!
god I hope this reads properly
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#i feel like kalim and the marshmallow test operates under roger rabbit rules#whether he passes or fails depends on which option is funniest at the time#anyway HEY things are finally actually happening!#so glad fellow agrees with me there#did he even expect them to make it to the show. did he very quickly have to choreograph a poppy little dance number.#honestly in retrospect i am also shocked that they lasted as long as they did#i mean. floyd is there. c'mon.#speaking of which i did really enjoy floyd going BYE JADE! MAYBE I'LL COME BACK TO SAVE YOU LATER IF I FEEL LIKE IT!#revenge for the popcorn#sorry if this is nonsensical! somehow it became like 4 am while i wasn't looking#i am super digging the evil theme park shenanigans (now that they're actually happening)#it's just Very Late!
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goofy hermit doodles!! because uhh why not!!
#cubfan135#zedaph#hermitcraft#hermitcraft fanart#sorry for making zed purple-coded do you still love me /j (it's kind of a magenta. so.)#this was my first time drawing cub (unless you count scraps of doodles from like 2019 that i probably lost a while ago) !!#and as such it was a definite learning process! i could definitely draw him better now i think but this one turned out okay for now#i still feel like i didn't do him justice though.. i'll try again tomorrow#zed on the other hand came out fantastic and then i proceeded to not be able to draw him well ever again (he's from a few days ago)#fun fact i was trying to write a desert duo-centric little story a couple days ago and i randomly put cub in as a placeholder character for#-scar to talk to in a scene and my entire story accidentally became about convex instead. whoopsies#also zed lives in scar's basement. cub does too but he actually pays rent. they don't know about zed so it's funny#scar's house is a theme park. his basement is a hole#it's a whole thing. why am i talking about this? i don't know i'm really tired ok#doodles#reblogs super appreciated as always :D
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okay, but characters wearing diapers or pull-ups to a theme park tho
first, some of the reasons one might be padded at a theme park:
• the character is a total germaphobe, and using public bathrooms frequented by thousands of people a day isn't on the table
• the character has a shy bladder and there is no chance that they'll be able to use the extra large bathrooms filled with dozens of stalls, not to mention all the other people waiting in a line to use those stalls
• the character is very easily distracted and has been known to put off bathroom breaks until the last possible second - something that'll be a bit hard to deal with in a crowded theme park
• the character decides that they want to minmax their day at the theme park and get their money's worth, and as such, decides that wasting time for a bathroom break is unacceptable
• and, simply, the character thinks it might be a bit fun to wear padding at a theme park
the way that the characters use their protections
• the ones that wait and hold it until an opportune moment arrives
• maybe some wait until they're waiting in a line for a ride that isn't moving; they shuffle between their friends - or, away from the other guests in the line, if they came alone - and let loose, their discomfort gone and their place in line maintained
• those that aren't going to be able to go unless they're away from the public eye/crowds; they need to find somewhere secluded, and the nagging feeling that they're going to be caught "doing something they're not supposed to" isn't helping
-- they either find a little corner of the park that isn't very busy, so they do their best to relax their bladder and go
-- or they don't, and they end up losing control while surrounded by strangers, much to their dismay
• those who didn't intend on wetting at that exact moment - maybe their ride was more thrilling than they had thought, maybe someone bumped into them, or maybe they just got so excited - or frightened! - upon seeing a costumed character that their control of their bladder completely slipped their mind - so they sure are glad they opted for the protection
• the ones who's protection is intended to be used as a last resort only - which means they still need to try their hardest to make it to the bathroom in time
• those who go as soon as the urge hits them; they're wearing padding, they don't need to hold it or anything!! that's what the protection is for!!!
and then, of course, what'll happen when they need to get changed:
the fact if the matter is, there are a limited amount of changing tables that our character can even fit on, which means that they'll have to either deal with their soggy bottoms in the narrow single stalls or use the accessible/companion/family bathrooms
• those who opt for the single stall change, as, after all, they can handle it themselves!! except, they've never changed a diaper standing up before, and, oh, wow, those tapes aren't sticking where they're supposed to go and - uh oh...
• those who opted for pull-ups now struggling in the single stall, because how were they supposed to know that the ones they picked don't have easy open sides, which means that they need to disrobe entirely from the waist down - shoes included - just to put a new one on
• any of the above people needing to phone-a-friend to get some help - except, they can't exactly leave the stall at this point, which means that their friend is going to need to squeeze into a stall that can barely fit two people
• those who are alone who opt for the accessible bathroom; afterall, they're a guest who needs the facilities, why shouldn't they use it?
-- of course, that's easier said than done, as they soon realize. there's only a limited amount of these bathrooms in the park, which means they're a bit more busy than the regular bathrooms - this results in the character having to nervously stand in line amongst families, who might be raising a brow at why our character is in line in the first place....
• and then, those who opt for the accessible bathroom with a friend who is going to change them
-- any onlookers alongside them in line, looking at our possibly skittish character, who might even be attempting to hide behind their friend - who, of course, is carrying a bag or backpack with the necessary changing supplies. looking between the two, it isn't hard to put together that a routine diaper change is all that's going to be happening between these characters in the bathroom, nothing nefarious (though, depending on our character's pride that might be exactly what they were banking on what strangers would assume)
• a character who did not plan ahead, and after thoroughly soaking their protection and heading for the bathroom, they realize these single stalls are not big enough to change in. cue the character, with a noticeable waddle in their gait, having to locate the nearest theme park employee to ask about where the nearest accessible bathroom is - only for the employee to show them that's it's very clearly labeled not too far away
• and then, the characters who decide that changing their padding is not on the itinerary, and so they opt to stay in their wet padding - what's going to happen first? stained pants from leaky padding? thighs chafing from the excess moisture? a diaper rash? maybe they'll even be so unlucky that they get to experience all three...
~bonus scenarios~
• the character did not bring enough padding for an entire day at the theme park, and the extra large souvenir cups did not do them any favors; the character needs to choose between wearing soggy padding longer than they'd like or go without protection for the rest of their evening - with their weakened bladder, they're not too sure if ending the day with dry pants is even on the itinerary...
• the theme park has a water ride and the character eagerly goes on it without much thought. when they exit the ride, they need to change more than their shirt and pants soaked from a large drop - their padding also managed to absorb much of the water, and they leave with a tell-tale waddle
• characters who wish they opted for something more heavy-duty; as it turns out, their protection barely protected anything at all (or maybe they just over estimated the capacity, lol), and now they have wet pants without a change of clothes. it's just their luck though, as it seems the theme park has accounted for this exact scenario, and clean overpriced pants, socks, shoes, and even new underwear are available in the gift shop - now, would that be cash or card? 😊
#i spent a full week working on these lmaooo#kept on getting distracted by the scenarios AND fiddling with the formatting until it looked good#omorashi#omocute#omutsu#omo#fictomo#mine#anyway fyi theme parks DO carry overpriced underwear#and usually socks#Definitely pants#everything is so expensive...............#anyway catch me in a theme park gift shop looking at these items like 😈#also i kept this post vague enough to apply to characters that Aren't littles so ummmmm......#there's Absolutely another post coming with a couple more scenarios that skew towards the caregiver and little side of things 😅
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My fav thing about TAZ is that any aspect out of context sounds fucking bonkers.
Like, in the balance finale there's a scene in which Garfield (who is very specifically never described visually bc most people imagine him as like. The Lasagna Cat. Who in this universe is the most powerful warlock in the realm and also has a hobby of cloning people, which is great for the one character that got forced into haunting a mannequin) is summoned by an alien spaceship that runs on the power of friendship so he could beat up some flashing balls. In D&D.
And that was just. Such a normal scene in the narrative. No one blinked an eye. I would like to bow down to Griffins clear unmatched talent for making me feel such big emotions over ridiculous shit like a goddamned umbrella or a regular ass pair of jeans or the idea of a taco recipe.
#taz balance#the adventure zone#taz#i have. so many drafts of this post decontexualizing so many different scenes.#merle killing a room of autism creature looking things by asking them to tell the truth which then summons god#also merle retiring from his retirement to run fantasy margaritaville under the title Earl Merle#magnus the mannequin telling taako and merle to find the baby voidfish bc the big voidfish sung at him real hard bc in the century he#just now remembered (bc hes a mannequin not a human boy)#he gifted an alien jellyfish with dozens of shitty wooden ducks. he forgot that century bc his friend fed the jellyfishs baby a book#the gnome version of Teddy Rucksbin turns out to be the universes most competent spaceship pilot. hes also a talented opera singer#a man named Barry Bluejeans is dead and uses his ghost haunting powers to gift the three heroes badges that they cant see#right before theyre shuttled off in a cannonball to save a space lab full of kitschy elevators thats snowing pink tourmaline#barry also uses his ghost powers to hold hands with magnus and make random shapes in midair like a dresser when theyre trapped in a#fantasy version of The Dating Game hosted by ghost Jesse and James Rocket who steal bodyparts if you lose their game.#or like in campaign how a dude who wiped out in the first three seconds of ninja warrior convinces a human wifi router#who owns a bible theme park to take the apparent King of America to the white house on their hovercraft to be trued for treason#after he announced his intent to take over the country in a televised debate with an inuit goddess who is sometimes trapped in the body#of an HR worker all Donald Blake/Thor style#anyways. this show is ridiculous and i love it So Much
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I know I said it might be poofy dress time again but I think instead it is time to make a bag!
My favorite uncle’s favorite color is BRIGHT orange (he’s been known to dress head to toe in orange) and he has a lifelong quest to visit every national park in the US, so when my dad saw this fabric he asked me to turn it into a bag for my uncle. Since neither my dad nor I knew what we were doing when it came to “how much fabric does a bag use”, it might be two or three bags? I’m not sure yet lol
#fabric#I think I’m going to alter the pattern a bit#to have the handles extend down the sides of the bag to the canvas bottom#and stitch them in place there for structure#I might also add batting as a layer for structure?#maybe only in the non-canvas section#no that wouldn’t work well with the pattern I’m thinking of. maybe no batting?#I can always make one with no batting and add batting to the second one#it’ll be fun! and I’ll have to ask my aunt (this uncle’s wife) what her theme is#because her color is pink#but like. my uncle is so easy to make things for. orange and national parks! good to go!#it’s like making things for dinosaur toddlers#I love a person with a favorite theme of items#love to make things for them
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i’m so stoked to see they’re still in their new outfits!!!!!!!
#this is vee speaking#i was a liiiiiittle worried they’d be a one off thing#and it would have been a shame like just look at all of them lol!!!!!!!!! they look so good!!!!!!#new outfits for the next era of their lives and in h era itself (hopefully lol please enter into a new year i’m still begging kr)#IM ALSO STOKED HYPNOSIS FLAVA THE OG HYPMIC BLOCK PARTY IS BACK LOL#it was such a fun concept as basically a sponsored hypmic con but now!!!!!!!#it’s supposed to have the vibe of an official hypmic theme park!!!!!!! which sounds crazy just by concept lol!!!!!#what if they implement rides lmao???? buster bumper cars???? mtc yokohama bay water slides?????#fling posse ferris wheel???? mtr skyscraper drop??????#dh knock ‘em out hq shooter ride?????? bad ass sachihoko thriller coaster????????#no that sounds like a logistical nightmare but it’s still fun to imagine lmao#c: rapping boys
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Doodles and unfinished things I liked from the last little while!
#rick and morty#gravity falls#stanchez#dead end paranormal park#lil stanley#ricksona#Yo! sorry i’ve been gone for so long#i moved to a diff state and have been refiguring out life in a new place#hope y’all are doing good#anywho this is a bunch of shiz i had time to do whilst being busy af#might continue coloring the d&d scene but for now it’s a thing that’s been staring at me#yes mcgucket is taako for some reason it felt right#n morty got seduced by the spider lady what got me#also dead end is a v good show and you should watch it#can you guess my fav characters from it?#sketches#richie and J are having adventures at the abandoned morty land theme park
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the only difference between me and disney adults is that disney adults are winning
#i would also like to go to a giant theme park filled with animatronics and beautiful costumes and mascot suits and themed treats and#highly themed architecture...and cinnabon smells being piped thru the stores like come on#of my favorite thing*#i want to eat a cinnamon pretzel the size and shape of pinkie pies head. is that too much to ask
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I wanted to take another stab at Evie in her 30s... However what I actually stabbed at was copy/pasting and deforming a million cherries. Super cute result though!
Pose courtesy of Adorakstock!
#oc: evie anderson#fantasywood theme park#shanart#drawing#illustration#fat character#fat oc#part of the interesting thing about these characters for me is playing with them over multiple years#i feel like so often i get into a rut with characters where they just never change their hair and stay the same size#and it's way more fun to play around with that while keeping them recognizable#also just. changing your everyday jewelry over the years too? it's fun to think about#it doesn't come up much but sharks are her fave animal. jaws was big for her#also def on one of her first dates with mal she did talk about bruce and the broken ass universal ride animatronic
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indie horror tier list but i designed it specifically to reflect my actual opinions piss off everyone
#i mean everything below c-tier has a shit starting idea for starters#by the 'never played' thumbnail though i can tell that 90% of them are the same#the 'corruption of your childhood/an established property' thing#which has gotten so fucking old im hunting through its attic stash for dress patterns#are my standards too high for horror? or are horror standards too low#because it feels like AAA horror is the one AAA industry actually doing somewhat unique ideas with its genre#and it's indie horror that's inbred as fuck#we have mascot horrors and nostalgiabait horrors up the arse.#and the only good one is still godzilla nes because that one also gets pretty fucking surreal and original with its imagery#amanda might get points for not being a soulless cashgrab but it's still an unoriginal idea.#isn't indie horror supposed to be where your ideas aren't hampered by studio interference?#why are all the fucking games the exact same as each other#and it's just whether Michael Rat or Your Dad or The ScreenChubs or Thomas The Tankin Dankin or Blinky Fucking Bill#chasing you through the childrens playground/theme park/house/secret hell#yes i get it woooo it's that thing from my childhood i liked but it's DARK and EVIL and SCARY#and it wants me DEAD#i want me dead too bitch!#come up with another reason for me to be scared!
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So, like I mentioned earlier, I've been (finally) playing through RtDL DX!
And uh. This dialogue you get from fully completing all of the Merry Magoland missions.
I wonder if this dream of his is also shared by 'canon'/'Story Mode' Magolor.
Since I mean--- we do know that the Master Crown corrupts its wearer. I don't remember if it's ever officially confirmed whether Magolor's plans of taking over the universe were always his own or were something brought about by the Crown's influence.
And he does build a theme park in Kirby's Dream Collection to make up for his actions in Return to Dream Land, so there is some precedent for it!
Plus, I just think it'd be really funny if the reason Magolor tried to steal the Master Crown was just because he wanted to use its power to create a super cool theme park of all things. I'm probably gonna make it canon to at least this blog's Magolor lmao
#not a comic or an ask#magolor#manager magolor does also mention in this scene that he had travelled to a lot of other worlds to get ideas for his theme park#and we do know that canon magolor *also* travelled around a lot prior to trying to steal the master crown and getting the lor wrecked#so! that's kinda another thing
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Finished the second coat on the cheap little fences; they'll be set into place tomorrow once they're fully dry. Ran some errands and helped partner acquire some art books on sale; also got myself some manga and a blind box figure. Tidied up a bit in the house, not that it's noticeable.
Random wildflower seeds from a few years ago finally flowered, so the pots on the patio are now colorful as well. Partner wants to put plants in the front yard now, but keeps saying no to all my suggestions; I'll get them to commit to something by next year.
#birdy tries to be a good adult#I'm supposed to be making a list of all the projects we've talked about doing so we can start getting things#but my brain does not want to focus on lists right now#I'm also supposed to be looking up theme park tickets because we might finally get to go again#but i also don't want to focus on that#brain is tired and body hurts and i want ramen but my favorite place is closed and i don't want to cook
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just woke up from the best film I've ever watched in my life only to realise it was a dream
#IT DOESN'T EXIST. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FUNCTION#is there an animated film about like these 6 rats or something escaping from this guy but there's all these themes that they go through#and the final theme is death bc one of them gets impaled by a rose thorn and it's like FUCK bc they were almost gonna get away#so there's this old guy who's a bit of a prick but he becomes nicer at the end but he's the one that dies#and these two girls one of them is like idk she's good at a lot of things and the other one is kind of a pushover#then three guys one of them is really pathetic one is kind of silly and one of them i guess is the Normal Main Character type#also there's humans going about their lives in the present but for some reason the rats' lives are set in like? early 20th century italy#and there's all these shots of like the italian scenery for some reason. idk why it's set there but it's a vibe#idk who the guy they're getting away from is or what he wanted with them but yeah#and bc they're rats or whatever type of rodent they were they would like hide in bushes and it would be really intense bc like#what if the guy can see them#and basically not to give any spoilers but then the old guy died and they wrote some quote on a bit of paper and drew a pic of him and stuc#it on the wall as tribute. and idk who's gonna see it bc I think they were amongst some plants at the bottom of like#one of those bench booths you get in restaurants or cafes. I have no idea#but then it ended with them walking up this hill into the sunset or something idek#with this like late 60s/early 70s big produced sweeping strings tambourines etc. banger playing over the credits#also my car was in it occasionally. and this guy I went to college with and never spoke to#and my best friend briefly#and earlier on I had another dream but idk if it was connected. but it was stan kyle kenny and cartman#but they got a job where my dad works in this park as like. toilet assistants. as in when someone went#to the toilet they'd open the door. that was the whole job#but one of the job requirements was they had to be beatles coded apparently#like that's what it said on the application. so they basically just reenacted the history of the beatles#while opening toilet doors#it was like 4 dreams in one but they were all somewhat connected. also the lining in my coat was so reflective it made a sound#and I was telling someone about my favourite chord progression idk what relevance that had but standard dream i guess#anyway. rodent storyline was going on as it did but at the end it became a film and suddenly I was there. watching it with my friend#and i was like ''god originally I would've given this a 4 maybe 3.5 on letterboxd but now it's getting a 5 + a ❤''#ramble#oneiro
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They have a very important announcement. It’s to tell you about this item! You should buy it from them!
#so I had this dream#and in this dream I was reopening this theme park or whatever and this guy was the local shopkeeper#and they were the only character to actively interact with me and seemed to know that they were a character in someone else’s dream#and they Knew Things#and also sold The Flash™️#it’s flavour text was literally#this is it. the best item.
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Having an uncommon/specific phobia is SOOOO EMBARRASSING. Like I’m not bothered by all the normal things like spiders and snakes and the dark etc but a fucking mannequin or animatronic or wax figure will take me out. Humiliating
#I get all freaked and uncomfortable in natural history museums and shit because the figures freak me out 😭😭#and at theme parks I can’t go on dark rides and shit that have animatronics because I’ll Get Scared#I avoid the whole section at Halloween stores that have the animatronics and figures n whatnot#SO embarrassing for someone that generally is like “fearless”#I can handle a snake coming at me but not a silly little robot? embarrassing#surprisingly fnaf didn’t scare me. it’s ONLY real life animatronics#mascot costumes wig me out also but a little less#other Specific Bones Phobias include: IRL things that set off the uncanny valley instinct in my head. this includes apes for some reason#submechanophobia and the adjacent megalophobia#and specifically huge massive sea creatures like giant squids and octopi#the only Normal(tm) big fear I have is the ocean
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