I'm finally watching the new Grey's episode (The Great Return of One Addison Montgomery) so. Reaction time (under the cut):
- Amelia baby you look GORGEOUS please marry me.
- Bestie as an insult YES agreed
- She's already so giddy about the videocall with Kai???? No heterosexuality on sight and I for one am loving it
- The whole "is it gonna be weird" thing, I love it because she's literally all the viewers and I'm glad it's semi-addressed, indirectly lmao
- Oh l*nk showed up... please just go
- He's starting to get on my nerves as much as meredith did in s15-16
- Teddy Altman. I love you. You're a sweetheart and you deserve so much better.
- mer x hayes I SHIP YOU DAMN IT (she still gets on my nerves tho)
- HELLO ADDISON MA'AM STEP ON ME OH MY GOD
- LOVE the s1 easter egg line YES BABEEE
- Bailey looks so happy to have Addie around BESTIES I'M TELLING YOU
- Starstruck interns ((or residents, whatever, I'm lost)... mood. Intern taking pictures w their phone... MOOD.
- I love the new plastics doctor would gladly let her destroy me
- Yes Richard brag about Addie she DESERVES IT
- Helm honey i like u but stfu i will not tolerate Addison slander
- BADASS GROUNDBREAKING SURGERY BY ADDISON FORBES MONTGOMERY WE LOVE THIS FOR HER WE LOVE THIS
- yay for schmidt i do love him!!
- "get me some coffee" THE MARK SLOAN S2 VIBES IM SCREAMING I LOVE ADDIE
- we LOVE ADDISON IN THE OR and THE SCRUB CAP my heart can't take it
- I missed bailey so much actually like top 5 grey's characters ever
- ooh trouble in or paradise... "get me meredith grey" fair enough babe
- that's an interesting friendly greeting! and grey told helm to chill with the defensiveness thank GOD I was rolling my eyes ngl
- AMELIA ON THAT CALL WITH KAI I AM LOVING THIS. LOVING THIS. ALL THE LITTLE THINGS AND THE SUBTEXT I DAMN WELL HOPE THEY'RE BUILDING UP THE TENSION ON PURPOSE
- also Kai please top me
- Amelia is such a dork I love her to death
- the guided meditation....... I am looking. that's queer flirting. I will not be debating it.
- competitive Meredith/Addison banter and it is NOT about a man everyone make a wish we never thought this would happen
- ok fully honestly: I don't think i can ship current day meradd bc i have way too many issues with meredith but. That blood clot scene could make me consider it.
- why does Teddy always end up having to fix the men around her she deserves better
- "there was tension" ok maybe these interns/residents/whatever are gonna be shipping them and that will be FUN
- sidenote Addie you still give me bi vibes no matter how many years go by
- THE ELEVATOR SCENE I WILL C R Y i am so moved and so grateful for Kate Walsh's RANGE. I missed it. The depth she gives to her character was so necessary for the show and I will write more about this later but these kind of scenes are precisely why I tell you Meredith needs her as her counterpoint
- "Richard will understand" FUCK THAT'S A DIRECT PARALLEL TO WHEN ADDISON LEFT STOP IM GOING TO CRY
- Helm I officially don't like you
- Addison wearing a ponytail brain going brrrrr
- ADDISON HAS EAR PIERCINGS?????? I'M COMBUSTING
- love her speech about work conditions yes Addie revolutionary edition
- Teddy please give me a snowcone you're so ADORABLE
- saw Amelia and Addison in the same frame and had to pause for a minute.
- ok here we go.
- HAPPY LITTLE SCREAMS AND RUNNING TO EACH OTHER THEY ARE EVERYTHING I LOVE THEY MEAN THE WORLD RO ME OMG
- SHUT UP THAT 360 OF THE LONGEST HUG IN GA HISTORY WAS FOR US PRIVATE PRACTICE FANS I CANT I LOVE THEM SO MUCH I LITERALLY SCREA%MED
- FACE HOLDING PARALLEL I AM TEARS I AM PAIN I AM ADDIMELIA TRASH FIRST AND FOREMOST
- Amelia feeling awkward i love you baby
- (they're both so hot also like wtf)
- It feels SO GOOD to see Addison meet Derek's kids it's NECESSARY for the very foundation of the show's plot
- RAINBOWS,,,,,,, THINKING THOUGHTS OK
- guys addison/amelia/meredith is THE power trio they should be leading the show
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ALRIGHT
THIS SEASON
IT WAS A LOT
my liveblogged thoughts under the cut
Episode 1
· Exhilarating! I love Ben
· Ben already has more lines in these first five minutes than he had in the first season
· This montage is good
· ALLISON BABY
· Luther yelled for Diego first I love this
· Diego is immediately in vigilante mode…….hot
· THE SHOT PARELLING VANYA’S FIRST WORDS
· Vanya is a mess we love to see it
· The shot of Five’s feet hitting the puddle? So aesthetically pleasing
· The battle scene is such a smart way of reintroducing everyone’s powers and their Final Form™ succinctly
· I love Hazel. So much.
· The Umbrella Atomic Explosion™ is SO clever I love it
· ALRIGHT UNCHARTERED TERRITORY LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOO
· Oh Hazel and Five make me soft
· Agnes and Hazel had a good life
· Hazel is so dead
· Welp that took no time at all
· “How many times did I say bulletproof briefcases?” ily mister five
· I love the Swedes they’re stupid
· Are we ever gonna know what Agnes made Hazel promise?
· Five is honestly world’s best character
· FUTURE HEADQUARTERS
· “Well the truth is out there!” abkdkblhlkbkhl
· I shouldn’t make quick judgments, but conspiracy nut guy is nice and I hope he doesn’t turn out evil, because I also through Harold was nice in the beginning
· Diego got himself arrested already what an idiot
· Asddjgflkflhfl Diego’s problems all put out
· Okay, set-up for Diego’s character arc of self-actualisation we love to see it
· Lila is awesome, but I hope they don’t make her crush on him excessively
· Diego and Five is an underrated duo
· THEY ARE SO BICKERY
· Five is jut gonna murder him sometime along the way
· I LOVE FIVE SO MUCH WHAT A LITTLE SHIT
· Oof Vanya is so cute in that outfit
· This scene perfectly encapsulates women having to listen to men
· VANYA’S GOING TO MILFTOWN Y’ALL
· I cannot tell white men apart, does Carl look like conspiracy nut guy or is it just me?
· As usual, Ben and Klaus are bad at everything
· “neither does your beard” icon Ben Hargreeves
· I support Ben pummelling Klaus
· I passionately hate the beard and love the coat
· Why do all the white men look alike, I thought this poker dude was a Swede
· I KNEW BEN WAS LYING
· “Pick a better time to self-actualise!”
· I still hate the beard, let’s see if it grows on me
· Yusuf Gatewood………….hot
· By far the hottest couple so far in TUA
· Please tell me she’s not still hung up on Luther
· Yes she is goddammit
· The moon thing is cute though, I can appreciate that
· Luther finally gets a well-soundtracked fight scene I love it
· OI THAT WAS BRUTAL HOLY SHIT
· Oh Luther is pulling a Five in feeling bad about his excessive violence
· I already hate his boss
· Raymond marry me pls
· Allison marry me pls
· OH MY GOD VANYA LAUGHED
· Sissy and Vanya have excellent chemistry
· Oh I see the deliberate parallel with Vanya, Umbrella Academy, you aren’t fooling me
· SWEDISH ASSASSINS BABY
· Do you think they’ll say a single word or?
· Literally the only way this show knows how to signal danger is through flickering lights
· Two bopping fight scene and Five hasn’t been in any of them
· Lila and Diego have no braincells between them it’s beautiful
· Alright, she knows how to fight……..supicious
· If this show wasn’t so hellbent on making Luther and Allison a thing, he would be best ace rep
· Lmao “I don’t give a shit” I love you Luther
EPISODE TWO
· ALRIGHT THE HANDLER IS BACK???????
· Okay so Hazel and Cha-Cha are dead but that pestilence still runs around??? Bruuuuuuuuuh
· Kate Walsh is still hot though
· AJ??????
· THE FISH SMOKES?!?
· God the Commission is such a capitalist hellhole
· Oh there we have 743
· H E R B
· Okay I am here to see her humiliated but please no redemption arc for her
· I love the deliberate parallels between Five and the Handler
· “Like a masseuse?” IDIOTS
· Oh Five is so lost and vulnerable baby boy
· Also the character developments in Luther!!!!!
· “Dad should’ve left him on the moon.” Five is, simply said, an icon
· Oof Sissy is SO cute
· I’m already not ready for Five to find Vanya
· Lila is so extra can we keep her
· Great now I have sympathy for Carl
· Luther’s new outfit looks so good on him
· OH LUTHER IS THE FIRST ONE TO SEE HER
· Well that was dramatic and didn’t lead anywhere
· Alright two episodes in, Civil Rights plotline hasn’t been fucked up yet
· WHAT THE FUCK IS THE SWEDE DRINKING SO CONSCPICOUSLY
· ELLIOTT IS THE NAME OF MISTER CONSPIRACY
· “cousins on my robot mother’s side”
· “Imagine Batman, then aim lower.”
· Lila is great I love her
· Diego is gonna throw both Five and Lila through a wall at some point
· Five is so ready to throw Diego under the bus
· Klaus Hargreeves, world’s worst cult leader
· ……….did Klaus built a cult on pop lyrics?
· Klaus and Raymond bonding I love it
· DIEGO AND FIVE BEST TEAM
· REGINALD IS THE UMBRELLA MAN
· OH LUTHER IS GONNA FIND HER HOLY SHIT
· THE BARN FROM THE PROMO PICTURE
· This scene is so good
· “You shouldn’t be the one to apologise.” I’M GONNA CRY
· Tom Hopper and Ellen Page are so good in this scene
· WHY DID HE LEAVE
· What the flying fuck is up with the Swedes
· BRO WHAT THE FUCK
· Is Five ever gonna bring up the fact that he was supposed to kill Kennedy or?
· Raymond is wasted on someone who doesn’t give him her whole heart
· What the FUCK, Klaus
· Why does she remember her name tho
· The violin starting up when she talks about the callouses on Vanya’s hands
· Brotherly bonding is my new favourite scene
· Do the filmmakers know that your scene can be suspenseful and well-lit
· Okay maybe baby Pogo is cute
· There is gonna be no Five murdering spree, the blood is solely from Pogo
· Next well-soundtracked fight scene
· The choreography of this!!!!!
· Man Reginald is a shitty dad before he even becomes a dad
· Diego cannot catch a break poor baby
EPISODE 3
· SHITTY WIG ON KLAUS ALERT
· THE LEVITATION IS BEN I HATE THIS
· So far, all title card umbrellas have not disappointed
· You are running in a straight line you really should hit her
· Yep, Watchmen flashbacks
· Luther remains cute and awkward
· THEY ARE TALKING TO EACH OTHER BABY
· S E Q U I N S
· SNEAKY LADY ALLISON IS BACK
· FINALLY
· A HUG
· Allison and Klaus are so cute
· What in the goddamn Looney Tunes is this outfit lady
· WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU LADY
· ALLISON HARGREEVES YOU QUEEN
· This spooky ghost show is great
· Everyone going off on Five is great
· @ this show stop ripping Vanya and Five apart and let them be soft
· Diego is so naked this entire season
· Diego and Lila are a good dynamic
· Elliott is a babe I love him
· The Handler continues to be creepy about Five
· So much driving
· Luther is baby and Raymond deserves better than to deal with all the baggage from all the Hargreeves brothers
· HE SHAVED THE BEARD
· Ouch this is awkward
· I don’t get why they didn’t cast normal Dave to play young Dave they’re not that far apart in age
· Oh he’s gonna have to let Dave go
· Oh this scene must be so triggering
· Oh shit’s bad and it’s only episode 3
· PUPPY???
· WE WERE RIGHT ABOUT LILA
· WHAT DO YOU MEAN THANKS MOM
EPISODE 4
· Oh my god the Handler is pure fucking evil
· She learnt the fighting from her mom alright
· THE RED BOOTS WERE THERE ALL ALONG
· Man I hoped that the antisemitism was gone
· Vanya being protective of Luther :’)
· Luther only has shitty father figures
· I can’t believe they were better organised last season
· Why do you hate the Vanya/Five dynamic so much, show?
· Five got an extra dose of asshole today this season huh
· Reggie is probably the twelfth
· Oh boy Klaus is a trainwreck
· That marriage is also a trainwreck
· I understand Ray though
· Why is there Styx on this soundtrack
· Oh Klaus baby
· GALA NIGHT BITCHES
· Five is a smart young old man
· Oh baby is eating his heart out
· Oh the hug makes me soft though
· Honestly, Tom Hopper and Emmy Raver Lampman have such cute chemistry
· AWKWARD DARLING MAN
· “Doomsday” *nervous chuckle*
· Ballroom lessons as kids
· This is an excellent dance scene
· OH MY GOD MOM WAS MADE AFTER A REAL WOMAN
· THIS SHOW MAN THIS SHOW
· Reggie is gross
· Diego’s mommy AND daddy issues are put on blast this season
· Sissy is such a babe
· Man we got budget BUDGET for this season
· Alright, the white violin can revive people now cool cool cool
· How different her powers are when powered by love
· I love Elliott I hope he survives the eason
· I am down for Luther and Elliott getting high together
· LET’S GO LESBIIIAAAAAAAAAANS
· God Allison and Klaus make me so soft
· I am very supportive of Elliott and Luther becoming bros
· You already shanked one son, go poker stick another one
· YES EXCELLENT FIGHT MUSIC
· They both?????? Just left him to fend for himself??????????
· Ancient Greek??? Bitch what
· This show is rated for violence and we have barely seen any!!!!!! What!!!!!!!
Episode 5
· Okay baby Pogo and Grace is adorable
· Why is Pogo in space now
· THEY KILLED POGO
· AGAIN
· Hargeeves got a hug before Five did what the effing fuck
· He might be a dick but his instincts are good
· Haha old cowboy
· Ben is so done
· Vanya……..Sissy……..my heart
· Wow Reginald continues to be a massive arse
· Luther/Diego/Five are DUMB and I love them
· “No, bro, he shanked your heart.”
· God the Handler!!!!!!
· THE MUSIC AT THE REUNION
· We didn’t even see Five reunite with Allison and Klaus!!!!!
· GOD WHAT A SISTERLY UPGRADE
· KLAUS VANYA AND ALLISON HUGGING
· Allison and Diego rights babey!!!
· Are the Swedes ever gonna say something or
· LILA AND FIVE TEAM-UP LET’S GO
· I’VE MISSED YOU ALL SO MUCH I’M GONNA CRY BABY
· The red-blue dynamic in Luther and Diego I live for that
· Luther and Diego are gooooooood together
· What is up with that
· Klaus, Vanya and Allison are dumbasses and I love them so much
· Alright where are the Swedes doing and why is that tree so creepy
· Oh the youngest Swede just went tits-up
· Please tell me Five is finally getting a fight scene
· Excellent fight scene
· Great, now I feel sad for the Swedes
· They deffo have a cooler aesthetic than Hazel and Cha-Cha
· This cover is beautiful
EPISODE 6
· This wig looks better than Klaus’
· Also Ben has barely been in this season where is he at
· Oof Ray is so cute
· The Handler and Five have such good chemistry holy shit
· Diego, Luther and Vanya are a god-tier dynamic
· We love the CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
· BENNY BOY HAS A CRUSH
· Wait how is this only episode six I feel like this is already the pensum of the first season
· Clothing montage baby!!!!!
· God they look so good together
· Oh Allison can be RUTHLESS
· THE BINGO CARDS
· Oh no no no no I didn’t think Klaus and Dave could be even more tragic
· THEY TALK
· God she is so fucking creepy stop lusting after a child
· World’s most satisfying elevator shot
· This scene is chaos I love it
· God everyone just harps on Diego’s daddy issues jesus
· Oh baby no
· Oh babies no
· NO NOT THE DISSOLUTION OF TEAM ZERO
· Why are there so many antisemitic dogwhistles in this
· This scene between Five and Reginald is good
· NOT ELLIOTT
· Oh no no no no Carl
· Alright at least this promises a good fight scene
EPISODE 7
· This polka music bops
· Wait how did he get to 1982
· HE SAID FUCK
· Man Carmichael was out so quick
· No fish-eating?
· Awwwww Klaus and Ben have a heart to heart
· Oh God, Diego and Luther have no brain activity between the two of them
· That is a Look
· Oh this montage of Ben rediscovering touch
· The writing of this show was oddly prophetic
· Oh wait Vanya’s gonna be incarcerated too right????
· Oh this is heart-breaking
· Really?????? Ben’s the dorky one???
· Oh my god Ben is getting a hug and Diego is so soft
· Man why are Five and Vanya so antagonistic
· FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
· Dude a fight between them would have been so epic
· Diego
· You idiot
· Oh Allison really loves him and he loves her
· Oh I am so sad
· Yeah this episode is infinitely worse than the day that wasn’t
· FUCK YEAH BACKSTREET BOYS
· What the fuck
· Yo that is sadistic as fuck Allison what the flying fuck
· This scene might ruin the song for me
· There definitely was an easier way out
· They fucked it up
· I am not surprised
EPISODE 8
· Oh she speaks Russian
· Five just snapped and honestly deserves it
· Yeah I feel for the Swede
· What is it with commission assassins and axes this season
· “Your vagina needs fresh glasses.”
· Nepotism
· Oh Grace is turning on him baby!!
· Ha remember when we were all like ‘oh no they’re making Reggie sympathetic’
· Yeah so much for that
· Five and Luther are……..soft
· What the fuck is up with that
· AYYYY BUTTHOLE SURFERS ON THE SOUNDTRACK
· Oooooohhhhhhh trippy kid scene
· Also Reggie is bad at German
· I love Luther and Five so much
· We finally get to see older Five’s tie pattern
· Alright Lila makes me uncomfortable
· FIVE IS GONNA GO FERAL Y’ALL LET’S GO
· Man after the last rampage you’d think they’d upped security in this place
· Herb for president!!
· Some catch Diego’s ego is going berserk
· Oh not again
· Dot is a rebel now
· Everyone is ragging on Five, even Five
· This is so trippy
· Oh yeah the brains. Forgot about those.
· I……….sad
· Oh my god oh my god oh my god
· Of course it’s all the government’s fault
· Love how they just walked into an FBI building
· Bro what the fuck is going on
EPISODE 9
· Allison is always there for Vanya and I love her
· Hello Klaus and Diego are so cute
· Oh my heart you go Klaus
· So much for that
· BUT BEN
· YOU ARE CLIFF-HANGERING BE INSIDE AN EPISODE
· Crazy Five is an idiot I love him
· “I’m the daddy here” is not the gazelle, but it’ll do in a pinch
· The 743!!!!!!
· Oh God, Harlan is in danger
· She loves him?!? You barely know the man!!!!!!
· WHAT’S ON THE PAPER
· Oh it’s her file
· HELLO LET US SEE THE FIVES TYING TO OFF EACH OTHER
· This continues to be trippy
· These visuals are so stunning
· This is my favourite scene so far, this is so good, this is an excellent talk
· NO
· NOT BEN
· NOT BEN
· “I’m askin’, Carl.” You go Sissy, love you, you’re doing excellent
· Alright, we have a mini-Vanya here
· Oh I hate the Handler so fucking much she is the worst
· What a plot-twist
· Oh god so much is going on in this season
· Oh we get fish-eating, but it’s not Five? That’s lame
· Why are they all so hell-bent on making stupid decisions
· Klaus you idiot
· Oh that SON OF A BITCH HARGREEVES
· What the fuck what is on the dark side of the moon
· What the flying fuck what the fuck what tebdjbdgkbjdsgkbjgsdjgnj
· WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE GOING TO WAR
EPISODE 10
· Oh the kids are back for Ben’s funeral
· I hate this
· Reginald is just. The worst.
· My emotions are all over the place
· Oh……..babies
· OH MY GOD DIEGO
· AND FIVE
· It wouldn’t hurt to go to an abandoned farm
· God this is a family of shitty choices
· I don’t want Ben to be gone
· FAMILY TIME
· Oh shit I totally forgot about the last Swede
· BRO THE STAKES
· YEAH THIS LOOKS BAD
· ALRIGHT Harland is gonna be alright
· All these assassins have shit aim
· HE’S MATRIXING
· LILA’S ONE OF THE 43
· SHE CAN ABSORB AND REDIRECT THEIR ENERGIES
· ONE OF THEM ONE OF THEM ONE OF THEM
· Awwwwww they love each other
· Oh great THEY’RE DEAD AGAIN
· Oh now LILA will have to fix the timeline
· Wait now they’re all dead
· The swede to the rescue?
· Please tell me she’s dead for good this time
· We love a de facto protagonist saving everyone’s asses once more
· GO VANYA SAVE THE BABY
· Dot and Herb are precious dumbasses
· This is heart-breaking, but I understand Sissy so much
· WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CLIFFHANGER
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