oh uhhh btw if any of you try to find my zelda stuff uhh link caught ligma and died, sorry

Here, have a mirror of the final Nightly build of Citra (March 3rd 2024), and the most recent build of Yuzu I could find via the Wayback Machine. (February 28th 2024)

EDIT: On April 27th 2024, Uncle Wario was assassinated by the Nintendo Ninjas. The Yuzu and Citra mirrors will be reuploaded elsewhere soon.

My brain trying to think of what to do when in executive dysfunction mode is basically just like if the Mario Party mini-game roulette just never stopped. It just keeps rapidly switching between many possible tasks/projects/activities. The game is soft-locked. You have to reset it (wait until the next day) or hack into the game's RAM to force the roulette to stop (which ig would be meds in this case)

Except my brain is a GameCube so I can't really do this without using emulators (getting a diagnosis and prescription), and Nintendo (society) would prefer I just stick to legal software (stop complaining and just try harder)

when you're not sure you'll be able to stop him.... 😖

I think emulators are god's gift to man

Please god forgive me

oh wow a new AAA game just came out?! I can’t wait until it’s fully playable in 8 to 15 months :)

There is no fucking way that the devs for splatoon aren't aware of the problem, like, they even removed the votes from the sneak peek but like, they aren't willing to fix the ACTUAL problem that is the non-regional votes.

A part of me wished they had fixed that sooner because its SO OBVIOUS who would have won if it were regional, but no, it's shiver everytime and we don't even stand a chance against her :/

And the worst part is that if they do not fix this before the final fest, I fear of what it might become.

Idk, it's kinda....sad, really, like...ugh, it just all feel so hopeless now....

Also, was gonna put on tags but if people are to reblog this, then I need everyone to see this

Do NOT put the blame on shiver, it is NOT her fault, you guys are blaming the wrong person, we need to address the actual problem and point the fingers at the REAL culprit and that is Nintendo for not doing anything about this, obviously Japanese people are going to choose someone who represents their culture, I almost do the same by supporting big man (I'm Brazilian), I don't vote for him often as he doesn't have the themes I tend to like, but I still like him a lot just because of that little fact.

So please, stop throwing hate at her and start trying to hold Nintendo accountable

god i hate how the gerudo in totk are practically framed as though they constantly require hylian intervention to succeed… the way riju’s introduction stands out as the only one where she struggles to use her power until link comes along… the way link is chosen to decide how they should station the gerudo troops when fighting off the gibdos… the fact that one npc mentions how when zelda had visited she had somehow taught them new ways to fight in their own terrain, which should hopefully be obviously fucked up… the way the eighth heroine was revealed to have been a male hylian who came along and told the other gerudo heroines how to fight against their enemy… ugh ugh ugh

The problem with knowing random bullshit is seeing little discrepancies that fly in the face of established lore and wondering if it's alluding to a potential bait and switch, but also knowing Nintendo loves simple traditional narratives with Zelda and that they don't even give half as many fucks about the timeline as the fans do.

i had a vision

damn. the one time they make a character with dark skin who isn't the villain or fetishised to high heaven they have to whitewash her in their twitter posts

I fucking hate the tetris effect so much. Like oooh lemme play this funnie little card game rogue-like, ooh it's so fun it's gonna be the only game I play for weeks now, oooh what do you mean I'm fucking duplicating multi-card holographic sevens in my dreams

Part two of my other tf2 post 🤣🤣😭💀

✨Women✨

having crutches is so embarrings like. sorry guys i have to walk around with two metal sticks. yeah i know they're really loud. sorry about that.