you could Juice my Needle anyday

Link: I eat cheerios because they’re heart healthy. Link: And my heart has been severely damaged, so Midna, if you’re out there—

"That statement is, of course, a little fallacious. Seven in the morning implies, well, a morning. A specific position of the Sun, a set time between sunrise and sunset, and a handful of other shenanigans signifying that time is in fact running. All things you do not have as Chaldea hovers right outside of time and the absolute destruction of humanity. Strictly speaking, it is not 7am, and every hour is 7am, because time is fake and you and the Chaldea crew are really just puppeteering its corpse so as to not go completely insane." There's a lot of great stuff you've written, but this one sticks with me big time.

I was told once that they made an experiment where some guy went into deep underground caves where the sunlight doesn't reach and lived here for like a month. His only contact to the outside world was a telephone which could only be used to send messages about when he woke up, when he went to sleep, when he ate, ect ect. When he came back afterwards he was flabberghasted to learn that his days underground ran for like 30 hours and he didn't notice. Without any way to tell time (sun, clock, ect) it had simply lost all meaning to him and his natural sleep-eating cycles just did whatever. I have no idea if this experiement was real, and if it was then what it was named, but it struck me. Anyways wouldn't it be fucked to live in the liminal space of time and only barely surviving the apocalypse thanks to it.

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

Laios Touden Period Cramps moodboard

[image ID: a 3x3 moodboard of alternating Dungeon Meshi manga panels and Delicious in Dungeon anime screenshots of Laios suffering from cramps and stomach pain, arranged in sequential order to show how his pain progresses. Laios is a blond tallman (human) in grey plate armor. In some images, there is a closeup of his face with a pained expression or crying, while the rest show him doubled over on the ground. In two manga panels, Laios says, "My stomach. Urrgh..." Narrative text from the other panels read, "Laios tried to say something... But overwhelming stomach pain and nausea wiped all thoughts from his mind. For an entire night, it felt like his stomach was being carved open from the inside." End ID.]

been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading

wdym u don’t like missionary. we can kiss AND hold hands while fucking. do u even believe in love???

sandra lynn’s dating history now includes:

the most red-flag, gaslighting, married guy who became a world renowned insidious televangelist and ruined her perception of love and self-worth

the saddest, wettest, cardboard-box-living, yogurt covered man with an ancient hereditary curse of bad luck

the arch devil of gluttony and living embodiment of insatiable desire and hunger

a former drug addict, high school student councillor, werewolf, who’s probably the most mentally healthy person to ever exist

sexy pirate

In my mind palace my tav and Astarion are playing the exact same game of 5D chess and they don't realize it yet

I hope he has many, many regrets about coming back.

i was being so so so real when i said id make more katnep comics

FNAF game Vanessa is starting to control Glitchtrap,,

what a year the past seven months have been

my brother asked why my voice was so deep and I said I’d give him 3 guesses, and he said “You doin the little flip-flop? The little switcheroo?” and it took me like 10 seconds to realize that was his Polite Way of asking if i was transitioning

Huge L for Helio this episode I gotta say. Something about meeting that guy makes people want to go worship a dead lesbian