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spideyladman · 2 years

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Got bored and decided to use a generator for my S/Is :P

Alec: Shh, here comes Allan! Al: Quick, Alex, start talking about boring nerd stuff! Alex: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist. Al: Yes, that’s perfect. Just like that.

Allan, watching Al & Alec panic : What's going on? Alex: Al is having a midlife crisis and Alec is just having a crisis.

Allan: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?? Alex: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔 Alec: Why were you microwaving a lemon??? Alex: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots. Al: Did you burn an orange too? How??? Alex: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

*In a horror movie situation* Alec: I've got no service in my phone here. Allan: Shoot, my battery just died. Al: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer. Alex: Guys, my phone is a book.

Alex: What do we think of Al? *pause* Allan: *sighs* Nice pal. Alec: I think they're gay.

Allan, setting down a card: Ace of spades. Alex, pulling out an Uno card: +4. Alec, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you! Al, trembling: What are we playing?!

Al: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours. Alec: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia. Allan: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred. Alex: You guys are fucking terrifying.

Allan: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Alec: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel. Alex: A realist sees a freight train. Al: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

Al: You’re such a dumbass (affectionate). Alec: Aww, you’re such a whore (complimentary). Alex: How are you talking like that in real life? Alec: Witchcraft (derogatory).

Alec: *falls down the stairs* Alex: Are you okay? Al: Stop falling down the stairs! Allan: How’d the ground taste?

Alex: *Gasp* Allan: wHAT?? Alex: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish? Allan: *inhales* Alec, in another room with Al: Why can I hear screeching?

Alex: What’s up with Alec? They’ve been laying on the floor for like….an hour now? Allan: They're just a little overwhelmed. Alex: Why? Allan: Al smiled at them.

(Btw, this would be the first time Al smiled to her... In ever.)

Alex: Wake me up- Allan: Before you go go Alec: When September ends Al: WAKE ME UP INSIDE

Allan: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out. Al: Fucking Alec and Alex were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.

Alex: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something! Al: You left me, Allan, and Alec in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago. Alex: I did that on purpose, try again.

Al: How late were you up last night? Alec & Allan, in tandem: Me? Al: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time. Al, to Alex: You.

#incorrect quotes #s/i #my s/is #s/i oc #spiderman s/i #new s/i #tmnt s/i #al the pal #alex the cool gal #alec the wanna bet?#allan the lego princess

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kimberly-spirits13 · 5 months

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Growing Up in the Justice League HC

Purely self indulgence cause I've been on this and idk why so bear with me here

I can just easily romanticize growing up in the Justice League too easily and it would be a problem

you're brought in at as a baby to be trained by Diana

Apollo brings you to her and tells her that you are an ancient being that regenerates as a new person when you die and this is the form that you have taken. As you get older, you will remember the skills and memories of your past lives but you will have to be raised with someone who can handle you

Diana just loves babies so she had no problem with that

I'd say the league has been established for some time during this point and everyone knows each other's identities in the core group

You grew up in Paris and New York being raised as a mama's child

Bruce is the closest you get to a dad and he does his best

SPOILS YOU ROTTEN

all the Barbies and Legos and whatever toys you'd want as a child

They know that you've been trained as an assassin, wizard, queen, knight, sorceress, scientist, all of these other things that can be traumatic so they just want you to have a great, decent childhood

when you start remember things they begin training you to be a hero

It's like PE and recess all in one since they're really just trying to figure out what you can do

Clark treats you like a fragile piece of glass up until you're a teen cause teenagers confuse him and he just cannot not see you as an innocent beep boppin child sometimes

Barry keeps up with the culture and knows all the songs from your favorite childhood movies and tv shows that you grew up watching on the massive computer in the watch tower when you were up there

will dance to any Barbie song since he knows them all by heart

Hal makes fun of you two but secretly enjoys the movies and is very emotionally invested in Princess and the Pauper and Diamond Castle

Diana and Bruce make sure that you have a great education and training

They are the mature parents of the group and want to make sure you're a functioning member of society

you've got a bag full of grandparents in the Kents, Allans, Princes, Alfred and they all love you to death

Alfred teaches you to make the best tea and gardening, Ma Kent teaches you to quilt and make bread, Pa Kent teaches you how to drive a tractor and farm, Hippolyta teaches you about the Greek gods and ancient cultures and how to ride horses, the Allans would have loads of board games to play and love having you over

Once Young Justice or Teen Titans comes around you don't join since you're officially a Justice League member and get along better with the adults since you were raised by them

That doesn't mean that you don't like or hang out with the kids, it's just that you have better inside jokes with Hal and Barry

When Superboy comes around and the League disappears, you were the only one not taken by the portal since you were helping out some civilians

You knew that Clark wasn't dead and you knew the League was somewhere

What kept you afloat was humor and Kon attached to that since he just needed someone that wasn't insane in his life

you probably won't develop romantic feelings for each other but it's more of a camaraderie since you were both raised in a really unorthodox way

when the league finally comes back, you say it's the happiest day of your life and rant to them that you were the only one who knew they weren't gone but no one understood it

Hal and Barry are known for having a thing for chicken tenders and make sure to instill an addiction in you for chicken tenders

Arthur (Aquaman) really really really likes them too but he doesn't realize it until he comes to the League

Clark would be the one to take you out for ice cream randomly or if you're having a bad day

the mother hen therapist type

You're America's favorite Justice Leaguer and often go viral for in uniform interactions with the League

Dancing with Flash at a Presidential ceremony because the music is too beep boopin good and you can't help but bop around a little bit

Media also loves you as a civilian and it's been suspected that you are the love child between Diana and Bruce since I mean- that would make the most sense

it's a running joke in the league

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best-bird-bash · 1 year

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The Final List of Competitors!

Hawks, My Hero Academia

Revali, Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild

Big Bird, Sesame Street

The Babylon Rogues, Sonic the Hedgehog

Donald Duck, Disney

Beatrice, Over the Garden Wall

Hooty, The Owl House

Tokoyami and Dark Shadow, My Hero Academia

Flapjack, The Owl House

Tobias, Animorphs

Xiao, Genshin Impact

Tsubasa Otori, Metal Fight Beyblade

Kass, The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild

Davesprite, Homestuck

Eda the Owl lady, The Owl House

Hei Hei, Moana

Duck/Ahiru, Princess Tutu

Dick Grayson, DC

Chainsaw, The Raven Cycle

Zazu, The Lion King

Woodstock, Charlie Brown/Peanuts

Bird that Carries you over a Disproportionately Small Gap, Undertale

The Road Runner, Looney Toons

Stephanie Brown, Batman

The Raven, The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe

Matthew the Raven, The Sandman

Launchpad McQuack, Ducktales

Dee Reynolds, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Germ Warfare, Night in the Woods

Kevin, Up

Crane, Kung Fu Panda

Black Canary, DC

Blathers, Animal Crossing

Hawk and Dove, DC

Damian Wayne, DC

Jason Todd, DC

Raven, Teen Titans

Qrow Branwen, RWBY

Huey Dewey and Louie, Ducktales

Grian, Hermitcraft

Polly the Parrot, Ace Attorney

Pericles, Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated

Daffy Duck, Looney Toons

Mumble, Happy Feet

Iago, Aladdin

Eren Yeager, Attack on Titan

Cloud Retainer, Genshin Impact

Rowlet, Pokemon

Duck Guy, Don’t Hug me I’m Scared

Piplup, Pokemon

Ho-Oh, Pokemon

Della Duck, Ducktales

Kiri, Critical Role Campaign 2: The Mighty Nein

Philza, Origin SMP

King Dedede, Kirby

Celeste, Animal Crossing

Berdly, Deltarune

Lord Shen, Kung Fu Panda 2

Soren, Guardians of Ga’hoole

Scuttle, The Little Mermaid

Kaeya Alberich, Genshin Impact

Webby Vanderquack, Ducktales

Hetare, Tokyo Ghoul

Katniss Everdeen, The Hunger Games

Icarus, Greek Mythology

Stolas Goetia, Helluva Boss

Flappy Bird, Flappy Bird

Brennan Lee Mulligan, Real Life (Exception)

Zane’s falcon, Lego Ninjago

Howard the Duck, Marvel Howard the Duck

Flit, Pocahontas

Itachi Uchiha, Naruto

Colonel Sanders, KFC

Xavier Ramier/Mr. Pigeon, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir

Stardust Cookie, Cookie Run: Kingdom

Duo, Duolingo

Ishtar. Mesopotamian Mythology

The Eagles, Lord of the Rings

Dodo, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

Diluc, Genshin Impact

Xatu, Pokemon

Blu, Rio

Washimi, Aggrestuko

Oz (And Fischl), Genshin Impact

The Penguin, Batman

Hoothoot, Pokemon

Coo, Kirby

Dyna Blade, Kirby

Taillow, Pokemon

Staraptor, Pokemon

Farfetch’d, Pokemon

Apollo, Animal Crossing

Torchic, Pokemon

Boyd Drake, Ducktales

Wan Shi Tong, Avatar the Last Airbender

Howl Pendragon, Howl's Moving Castle

Parrot, Minecraft

Sadie Kane, The Kane Chronicles

Mordecai, Regular Show

Chicken Little, Chicken Little

Hawkeye Clint Barton, Marvel

Reaper, Overwatch

Otulissa, Guardians of Ga’Hoole

Poromon, Digimon

Horus, Egyptian Mythology

Callum, The Dragon Prince

Foghorn Leghorn, Looney Toons

Magpie, Inkheart

Billina the Yellow Hen, Oz

Hasshie, ClassicaLoid

Longclaw, Sonic the Hedgehog

Swatch, Deltarune

The Bird, Portal 2

Jose Carioca, The Three Caballeros

Falco, Star Fox

Kaepora Gaebora, The Legend of Zelda

Tuca and Bertie, Tuca and Bertie

Owlowiscious, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Owl, Winnie the Pooh

Crowberry Cookie, Cookie Run: Kingdom

Nightingale, The Nightingale and the Rose

Loftwing, The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

Orville, Animal Crossing

Scrooge McDuck, Ducktales

Piu Piu, Molang

Kaneki Ken, Tokyo Ghoul

Magica De Spell, Ducktales

Cerrit Agrupnin, Critical Role Exandria Unlimited: Calamity

#I had to cut some with 2 votes #combined a few submissions #sorry but im not having like 20 or 40 submissions just pokemon #from now on everything not poll related will be tagged #not a poll #best bird bash

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billdecker · 6 years

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2018.

Here we are with the films list again. Bold = watched first time.

Films.

The English Patient

The BFG

Anna Karenina [1967]

King Kong [2005]

Henry VIII and his Six Wives [1972]

The Disaster Artist

Napoleon Dynamite

The Addams Family

Kong: Skull Island

Justice League

The Addams Family Values

Johnny English

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

Wayne’s World

Lady Bird

Westworld

Carol

Green Lantern

England is Mine

Rush Hour

Pride and Prejudice [2005]

Call Me By Your Name

The Greatest Showman

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Dante’s Peak

Only Lovers Left Alive

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Blade Runner

Moonrise Kingdom

Clue

Get Smart

Darkest Hour

Blade Runner 2049

Lost in Translation

The Talented Mr. Ripley

The Lego Movie

Anchorman

The Shape of Water

Get Out

San Andreas

The Beguiled

Lady Chatterley’s Lover [1981]

Interview With a Vampire

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

Song to Song

Atonement

La La Land

Drop Dead Fred

Attack the Block

Another Mother’s Son

I, Tonya

The Sense of an Ending

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Cold Mountain

Step Up

The Founder

The Fugitive

The Promise

Papadopoulos and Sons

Rob Roy

The Florida Project

Professor Marston and the Wonder Women

Head in the Clouds

Crooked House

Miami Vice [2006]

Miss Sloane

Molly’s Game

Battle of the Sexes

Half of a Yellow Sun

A Quiet Passion

Lady Jane

Anne of a Thousand Days

Mars Attacks!

Zoolander

A Midsummer Night’s Dream

Nina

Pele: Birth of a Legend

2001: A Space Odyssey

A Futile and Stupid Gesture

The Mask

Phantom Thread

Black Panther

Eyes Wide Shut

The Death of Stalin

Baywatch

Paddington 2

Wonder Woman

Star Trek [2009]

Star Trek Into Darkness

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

Star Trek Beyond

Denial

Chariots of Fire

Captain America: The First Avenger

Iron Man

The Incredible Hulk

Borg vs McEnroe

Iron Man 2

Thor

Avengers Assemble

Iron Man 3

Thor: The Dark World

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Avengers: Age of Ultron

Guardians of the Galaxy

Guardians of the Galaxy: Volume 2

Ant-Man

Captain America: Civil War

Doctor Strange

Spider-Man: Homecoming

Thor: Ragnarok

War Horse

God’s Own Country

In Bruges

The Big Sick

The Towering Inferno

Magnolia

Our Souls at Night

Dog Day Afternoon

Willow

Roman Holiday

Sabrina

Annihilation

North by Northwest

The Emoji Movie

Coco

Grease

Dirty Dancing

Captain Fantastic

The Wicker Man

This is Spinal Tap

Magic Mike XXL

Come Sunday

The Dark Tower

Bill

Avengers: Infinity War

Loving Vincent

Mansfield Park

Three Men and a Little Lady

Oliver!

Rough Night

Avatar

One Last Dance

Girls Trip

Alex and the List

The Dambusters

The Mummy [2017]

London

The Damned United

The Wedding Video

Deadpool

Enter the Dragon

Atomic Blonde

The Red Shoes

The Great Gatsby [2013]

Bram Stoker’s Dracula

South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut

Morris: A Life With Bells On

Boss Baby

Solo: A Star Wars Story

Kenny

All About Eve

Lethal Weapon

Lethal Weapon 2

Final Portrait

The Little Mermaid

The Huntsman: Winter’s War

Men in Black 3

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life

Tomb Raider [2018]

Crocodile Dundee

Jabberwocky

Legend

Lethal Weapon 3

The Witches

Down With Love

Clash of the Titans [1981]

Clash of the Titans [2010]

I Give it a Year

Terminal

Where the Wild Things Are

The Handmaiden

The Muppet Movie [1979]

Brakes

Ready Player One

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

A Wrinkle in Time

Breathe

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Eagle vs Shark

Farenheit 451 [2018]

Picnic at Hanging Rock

Mission Impossible

Mission Impossible II

Mission Impossible III

The Saint [2017]

JFK

Ocean’s 8

Deadpool 2

Falling Down

Duck Butter

Peter Rabbit

44 Inch Chest

You Instead

The Deep Blue Sea

Not Another Happy Ending

Punch Drunk Love

The Fast and The Furious

2 Fast 2 Furious

The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift

Fast & Furious

Fast Five

Fast & Furious 6

Furious 7

The Fate of the Furious

Geostorm

Ant-Man and the Wasp

Escape to Victory

Porcupine Lake

The Snowman

The Incredibles

Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

Daphne

Ingrid Goes West

One Day

My Neighbor Totoro

There Will Be Blood

Rampage

Goodbye Christopher Robin

Incredibles 2

To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before

Belle de Jour

Mission Impossible - Fallout

The Spy Who Dumped Me

The Meg

Little Ashes

Meet Joe Black

The King of Comedy

Jason and the Argonauts

Flash Gordon

Odette

Strictly Ballroom

Into the Woods

Cars 3

The Book of Life

Murder on the Orient Express [2017]

Kath & Kimderella

Madame Bovary

X-Men: First Class

X-Men: Days of Future Past

X-Men: Apocalypse

All the Money in the World

Quincy

The Post

Becoming Bond

Early Man

Little Women [1994]

Dangerous Liaisons

The Party

Operation Finale

Nappily Ever After

What’s New Pussycat?

Saved!

A Star is Born [1976]

Modern Life is Rubbish

Jaws

The Mercy

Swept from the Sea

Permission

Venom

A Star is Born [2018]

Far and Away

Heat

Jane Eyre

Braveheart

Film Stars Don’t Die in Liverpool

Juliet, Naked

First Man

Christopher Robin

Vincent and Theo

Pollock

Bohemian Rhapsody

One More Time With Feeling

Interlude in Prague

The Mask of Zorro

The Legend of Zorro

You, Me, and Him

The Nutcracker and the Four Realms

Crazy Rich Asians

Bobby [2016]

Outlaw King

Space Jam

They Shall Not Grow Old

The Grinch [2018]

The Big Lebowski

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

Mulan

The Battle of the River Plate

They’ll Love Me When I’m Dead

My Generation

Batman Begins

Being John Malkovich

Harry Potter and The Philosopher’s Stone

Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets

Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban

Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire

Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix

Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince

Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows - Part One

Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows - Part Two

Widows

Immortal Beloved

Basquiat

Goya’s Ghosts

The Madness of King George

Charade

Star Wars: A New Hope

Stars Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

Star Wars: Return of the Jedi

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

Stars Wars: Attack of the Clones

Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Star Wars: Rogue One

The Polar Express

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Dr. No

From Russia With Love

Goldfinger

Thunderball

You Only Live Twice

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Diamonds Are Forever

Live and Let Die

The Man With the Golden Gun

The Spy Who Loved Me

Moonraker

For Your Eyes Only

Octopussy

A View to a Kill

The Living Daylights

Licence to Kill

Goldeneye

Tomorrow Never Dies

The World is Not Enough

Die Another Day

Casino Royale

Quantum of Solace

Skyfall

Spectre

Superbob

Greenfingers

Mowgli: Legend of the Jungle

A Christmas Prince

Aquaman

Love, Cecil

A Christmas Prince: The Royal Wedding

The Man Who Invented Christmas

Copying Beethoven

The Party’s Just Beginning

Point Break

Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa

The Sound of Music

The Muppet Christmas Carol

The Muppets

Cars 2

The Holiday

A Bad Moms Christmas

The Holiday Calendar

The Christmas Chronicles

Nativity

Nativity 2: Danger in the Manger

Arthur Christmas

Bobby Robson: More Than a Manager

Zootropolis

Mary Poppins

The Good Dinosaur

Trolls

Rise of the Guardians

Bros: After the Screaming Stops

The Beatles: Eight Days a Week - The Touring Years

Get Carter [1971]

Bottle Rocket

Turbo

Closer

Nothing Like a Dame

Bolt

Make Us Dream

Die Hard

How to Train Your Dragon 2

Porridge

The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society

Books.

A Book For Her - Bridget Christie

Hickory Dickory Dock - Agatha Christie

Bright Star - John Keats

The Oberon Book of Comic Monologues for Women - Katy Wix

The Oberon Book of Comic Monologues for Women: Volume 2 - Katy Wix

Slaughterhouse 5 - Kurt Vonnegut

Division Street - Helen Mort

The Victorian Guide to Sex - Fern Riddell

A Woman’s Work - Harriet Harman

Help - Simon Amstell

The Princess Diarist - Carrie Fisher

Selected Poems - Sylvia Plath

Ariel - Sylvia Plath

The ‘If You Prefer a Milder Comedian Please Ask For One’ EP - Stewart Lee

The Rachel Papers - Martin Amis

Parker Pyne Investigates - Agatha Christie

Bone - Yrsa Daley-Ward

Pages For You - Sylvia Brownrigg

The Sun and Her Flowers - Rupi Kaur

Different for Girls: A Girl’s Own True-Life Adventures in Pop - Louise Wener

A Single Man - Christopher Isherwood

A Room of One’s Own - Virginia Woolf

Repeal the 8th - Una Mullally

Why Not Socialism? - G.A. Cohen

The Chaos of Longing - K.Y. Robinson

High-Rise - J.G. Ballard

Animal Farm - George Orwell

Fully Coherent Plan - David Shrigley

The Lesser Bohemians - Eimear McBride

The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole aged 13 3/4 - Sue Townsend

Hera Lindsay Bird - Hera Lindsay Bird

Submarine - Joe Dunthorne

In the Penal Colony - Franz Kafka

Babette’s Feast - Isak Dinesen (Karen Blixen)

The Expelled - Samuel Beckett

Youth - Joseph Conrad

The Life of Rylan - Rylan Clark-Neal

Autumn - Ali Smith

The Cornet-Player Who Betrayed Ireland - Frank O’Connor

Two Gallants - James Joyce

Teaching my Mother How to Give Birth - Warsan Shire

Selected Poems - Edgar Allan Poe

Casino Royale - Ian Fleming

Frankenstein - Mary Shelley

The Door in the Wall - H.G Wells

Terra Incognita - Vladimir Nabokov

Dirty Pretty Things - Michael Faudet

Women & Power: A Manifesto - Mary Beard

Dear Illusion - Kingsley Amis

Bitter Sweet Love - Michael Faudet

Smoke & Mirrors - Michael Faudet

Girl Meets Boy - Ali Smith

Pre-Raphaelites - Heather Birchall

Conspiracy - Charlotte Greig

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams

Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray

Sex and Rage - Eve Babitz

Scoop - Evelyn Waugh

The Letters of Vincent Van Gogh - edited by Mark Roskill

Role Models - John Waters

The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald

How Not To Be a Boy - Robert Webb

Animal - Sara Pascoe

Absolute Pandemonium - Brian Blessed

Eileen - Ottessa Moshfegh

A Discovery of Witches - Deborah Harkness

A Handful of Dust - Evelyn Waugh

Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters - Jane Austen and Ben H. Winters

Normal People - Sally Rooney

Feminists Don’t Wear Pink - Scarlet Curtis and Others.

Parsnips, Buttered - Joe Lycett

The Humans - Matt Haig

The Machine Stops - E.M. Forster

Ivanhoe - Sir Walter Scott

Poems for a World Gone to Shit - Various

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