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erial-c · 15 days

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redacted headcanons if they were filipino 🇵🇭

please bear w me and my scattered thoughts😭 also credits to @pandoraroid for the vincent hc it's so real

- when the shaw pack gets together they do the family gathering thing of making the kids have a dance competition for money

- angel doesn't know how to commute (public transportation) and david would have to come along with them on a jeep to help them learn

"davey ikaw pumara para sakin please nahihiya ako" "kaya mo yan, dali lalagpas na tayo oh"

("davey can you make the jeep stop please i'm too shy" "you can do it, cmon we're gonna miss our stop")

- at a jollibee birthday party david would always help the shaw kids win the "bring me game" . that shit is SERIOUS for him i would bet

- milo would overdress all the time . kahit anong ganap he will be layering IN SPITE of the heat. he'd also be called "estetik" and he HATES IT .

(estetik: from aesthetic, used to make fun of people who dress up)

*(kahit anong ganap: whatever event there is)

- also, milo and sweetheart ukay-ukay dates perhaps. . . . but i think they'd both get carried away because they'd be blessed by the ukay gods and forget they were ever on a date

(ukay-ukay: secondhand shops in the ph!! mainly clothes)

vincent and lovely . aircon humor x kanal humor CMAWWNN. the vampire houses alone r so extra and fancy vincent would for sure have the conyo/filipino rich ppl accent too like.

(vin telling lovely abt his first summit): vin: "ok so inisip ko like, paano ako gaganti kay william during the summit, right? so i decided i was going to show up looking like as the, pinaka-antithesis of what he wants me to look like."

lovely, absorbing nothing of what he just said: "HUY antithesis???????"

(vin: "ok so i thought, how am i gonna get back at william during the summit, right?; ...looking like the (most)antithesis of what he wants me to look like.")

(aircon humor: humor associated with wealthy people, priv school kids, "out of touch" humor

kanal humor: "public school humor" , vulgar and relatable

conyo: someone who speaks filo+english in a pretentious way, mostly due to being raised wealthy . idk they always have that rich ppl accent)

- i can't imagine guy being filipino no matter what i do. however, i think honey is for sure filo (projecting) and they wld have a complete filo friend group . honey wld still have that gruff exterior but their walls r down, and their friends would joke that honey and guy r the "nonchalant x oa" pairing and guy wld have NO clue what they're all talkin abt.

(oa: over acting, usually used negatively to call someone dramatic, but with the "nonchalant x oa" it's kinda similar to the introvert x extrovert trope)

- when honey brings guy along to hang out w/ their filo friends, he just looks at them mesmerized 90% of the time they're all talking . afterwards, when they ask abt it, guy says that honey is way more expressive when they speak in filipino and he thinks its rlly cute (IDK. I FEEL THIS ONE IN MY BONES .)

- i also have a hc that honey likes to draw so . stem strand/course to art course pipeline baby (many filipinos can relate🔥🔥🔥)

general idea / kinda just a joke but honestly it'd be so hard to allude to being a vamp in the philippines .

"pag natamaan yung balat ko ng araw, nasusunog ako" "beh nasa pinas ka, lahat tayo nasusunog"

("when the sunlight hits my skin, i start to burn" "beh you're in the philippines, we're all burning")

#if you saw me post this before no you didnt #i may have projected with the honey hcs but we won't speak on it babes #IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN THE LOVELY ONE #its like when someone says a big word #and someone else repeats in a higher tone to make fun of it #because its a word not commonly used in conversation #alam nyo un diba😭#HUYYYYY #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted headcanons #philippines mentioned #redacted david #redacted milo #redacted vincent #redacted guy #redacted honey

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neo-shitty · 3 years

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i used to think gr 9 lessons ung magiging kapakanan ng pagkasira ko 😭 pero ez lng pla eons. NAG PA VAX AQ AAAAAAAAA and ang lala ng side effects saken, whole day nasa kama lang ako. pero at least sign yun na working diba 😌 mamaya na scam kme nung ospital, tubig lang tlga laman nung turok charot

i wake up early every day kasi maaga start lagi ng classes kaya kahit na 12 tulog ko, i only have 5 hours of sleep 💀 tas tulog ule ng hapon hehez. pag may dumaang ganong anon dito, wala sila sau. bagsak agad, di keri si toff lodicakes

partners na kau ni chuuya. AYY DBA HALLOWEENNNN. ikot ka sa barangay nyo, trick or treating na naka chuuya cosplay 😭 unahan mo na si chan. di na un gagalaw para mag costume ng sukuna :"<<

nag aral lng tlga ako ;-; SADSFAHFDHFDHHDFHJDFHJAFD ganto talaga if walang na ggets while in class, need mag self study. tas islep ng matagal para working ung utak 100%. tas un, kahapon vax, pag uwi naka higa lang ako habang nanonood tbz content. ngaun lng ule ako ginanahan tumayo 😭 oke na sha hehe. ikaw ba? may nangyari ba 👀

- 👻

funnily, i can't remember much from g9 HAJSHJ tagal na ~.~ what vaccine did you get na grabe yung side effects? pero totoo at least alam mong legit !! what time classes mo everyday? required ba attendance?

HJAHSJA magtritrick or treat ako eto covid delikado e.e di pa halloween umaasa pa ako slight pag di yun magsukuna sensya na uunstan lang sandali.

same puro self study lang ako ngayong covid e.e umay sayang tuition HASJHA sino bet mo sa tbz? cure use aq

wala din? may tinapos nanaman akong libro kanina (last book of a trilogy) and uhhhh im planning to write a fic today. i hope it works out >:)

#toff.asks #👻

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