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sauce-ori-oftheredsand · 5 years

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Akatsuki As Types of Kissers

Because well, why not?

Sasori

okay let me tell you THIS MAN RIGHT HERE IS A TEASE. That is, if you get him to open up that much. Sasori is very reserved and distant for a long time because he doesn’t really believe in relationships of any kind after what happened with his parents. He kinda believes getting attached means getting hurt, since those he loves leave him. If you DO manage to creep into that poison-filled heart of his, he’ll become all about you. He’s quite a playful man in a ~naughty~ sort of way. He’ll start off with coming close, but not actually kissing you--and he’ll do this a few times, making sure to make you frustrated so you want it more and more. He may bite a few times before actually sealing the deal, and honey, let me tell you, that kiss’ll be slow but burning with a fire hot enough to melt you. if he whispers in your ear it’s game over for you.

Deidara

Deidara is upfront with his approach. When he wants a kiss, he’ll get one. He’ll grab you by the chin and pull you in, keeping eye-contact with you the whole time. You’ll be putty (or should I say clay ) in his hands before he even kisses you. He comes across as a tactile man, so he'll likely hold you close in his arms while kissing you. He may even land a few pecks here and there on your cheeks or neck if he’s feeling extra playful. Imagine what he could do with those extra mouths too.

Hidan

MYYYYYY LORD okay so this mans right here is rough. He’s a rough kisser, ya hear? He’ll pin you against a wall and keep you trapped there while he has complete control over the kiss. He’s definitely a biter, and will draw blood sometimes because you and I both know he’s that kinda guy. He’ll tangle his hand in your hair for better control of your head, and he won’t be satisfied until he pulls a few noises out of you. He’s also the type to leave marks, so if he gets to that neck, you better have some color corrector, concealer, and some bandaids ready.

Kakuzu

This guy right here’s old-fashioned. He’s the kind of man to value the slow developments; holding hands and hugging before the kiss. Once he deems that it’s comfortable enough, he’ll grab your hand and ask you if he can kiss you. Once you give him the okay, he’ll pull his mask down and plant one on ya. It’s not heavy like the others but soft and respectful. A true gentleman 10/10. And the one the rest of the group teases due to his prude ways.

Kisame

He’s definitely the butterfly kiss type. With his razor-sharp teeth, he wouldn’t want to hurt you, so he mostly sticks to giving you lots of pecks rather than going for the classic frenchie. He’s also 100% the type to give you a lot of hand-kisses. He’ll take your hand and gently place his lips on the back of it, and maybe trail kisses up your arm when he’s showing extra affection. An actual softie.

Itachi

tongue pop okay so like itachi. honey, this one is a passionate kisser all the way. by that I mean he puts all of his emotions into his kisses, so much so that they express his feelings better than words. he always draws you close by hooking a hand around your waist, and then once you’re in, he cups your cheek and kisses you like he can’t breathe and you’re his only source of oxygen. WHEW CHILE this man knows how to kiss. he’ll play with your hair gently, caress your skin, and move slowly. he kisses like a waltz, like a couple’s first dance at their wedding. my lord, I think cupid done got me while I was looking at this one.

Pain

idk why but kissing a person with piercings is a huge turn on??? he honestly doesn't kiss much, but when he does, you can feel the metal of his lip piercings on your own mouth and like to play with them. he loves this of course, and it’s even his weak spot. he also likes it when you wrap your arms around his neck while you kiss for some reason? he’ll smirk against your lips if you’re really into it, and kiss back with the same level of ferocity as given to him. i’ll say it again kissing a person with piercings is a 10/10 experience.

Konan

I love Konan omg. She’s such a sweetheart, I’m dying. She’s the type to be a casual kisser. She’ll kiss you on the cheek whenever you’re just sitting on the couch, driving, basically whenever she has the impulse too (which is quite often). She’ll also always kiss you hello and goodbye, and will expect the same from you. She’s a slow and sensual kisser like Itachi, and also loves to play with your hair. She also loves planting kisses on your forehead, especially when you’re going to sleep. Bless her heart. Please be my wife Konan.

Zetsu

honey you freaky freaky tryna kiss this one, I see you. obviously he’s gonna move his venus fly-trap thingys out of the way to kiss you, and he’ll let you hold onto him for support. kissing him is like a box of chocolates (you never know what you gonna get). sometimes he’s a softie like Itachi and Konan, other times he’s rough and spicy like Hidan and Sasori.

Tobi

This innocent cinnamon roll, Tobi will be so nervous to kiss you that you’ll barely have the chance to. He’s so innocent that when you lean in he’ll turn away and get all flustered. He can handle cheek kisses, but he’ll still need quite some time before he can muster up the courage to actually kiss you. Until then, lots and lots of hugs are in order.

Hope you liked! Send me your requests, I’ll be happy to do almost anything (even most of the freaky freaky ones)

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