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edierone · 1 year

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I posted 2,707 times in 2022

That's 432 more posts than 2021!

34 posts created (1%)

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I was just re-reading The Things She Carries and wanted to tell you how fantastic it is. You capture them and their dynamic incredibly well. Also I’ve been reading XF fanfic for 25 years and I think this is one of the best explanations for Mulder’s sometimes shitty behavior toward Scully in post-cancer-arc. Head cannon accepted. Thank you for your service. 👏

oh my goddy goddy godd, I have no idea how old this ask is, but whoever you are and whenever you sent this, I love and appreciate the hell out of you!!! Folks, if you're interested: The Things She Carries

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The Fox and the Wolf

Chapter 1 of 2

[AN: Y’all, this will not be everyone’s cup of tea. Inspired by a long-ago anon sent to someone else here that suggested Mulder had had his first sexual experience WAY too young, with a grown woman who absolutely and knowingly took advantage of his loneliness and need. It is in no way explicit, but please take seriously my tw: grooming tag. Read on AO3 here.]

He was fourteen that summer, and hungry — hungry all the time. He ate enormous breakfasts, scarfed any food anyone offered him, made himself stacks of sandwiches before lunch was served, took three-quarters of whatever was on the table at dinner, stood in front of the refrigerator grazing on cold brisket and drinking milk straight from the bottle when his growling stomach woke him at midnight.

His mother never said anything about it to him outright, but he got the sense that she thought it was unseemly, this boundless appetite of his; she’d never been, or raised, a teenage boy before, and he could tell she saw his literal insatiability as somehow tied to other ill-bred, unbound desires. It was common, base — as if he were an uneducated laborer, someone who hadn’t been raised to know which fork to use for the fish course (or even when the fish course should appear in the meal).

But he didn’t start hiding it until he overheard her tell a neighbor over coffee one afternoon, “My girl Elena barely gets the shopping brought into the house before Fox has emptied all the bags himself. It’s as if we’re running an indigent pantry out of our own kitchen.” The disapproval, the scorn, the hesitation and dropped voice before the words “indigent pantry” — he got the message, loud and clear.

After that, he made sure to cover his tracks: He’d have dinner at Paul’s house, where they ate earlier than most, then go home for dinner at his own; slip a $10 out of his mother’s purse to buy two footlong subs and a two-liter of Coke at the deli grocery down by the shore and eat them all himself on the walk home; go with Chrissy Edgar to her church youth group just for the spaghetti supper; lie and say that Elena must have only gotten one loaf of bread instead of three this week.

He just couldn’t help it — he’d shot up from 5’4” to 6’0” in less than a year, for one thing, and spent all his time playing basketball or running; he burned to make the JV team as a freshman this fall, with the vague idea it might impress his parents. And girls, too; Chrissy Edgar wouldn’t let him touch her, and unfortunately Cheryl Tiegs didn’t know he existed (although the poster of her on the back of his bedroom door saw plenty of him).

But he would try — ignored and filled with free-floating need, he would nonetheless try to rein himself in.

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One Tuesday in late June, sidewalks shimmering in the 90 degree heat and the sea breeze nowhere to be found, he ordered two double cheeseburgers, two shakes, and a family-size fries at the Burgess Farm Restaurant, planning to pay with another $10 he’d cadged from his mom’s stash in the linen closet. But maybe it fell out of his shorts on the run there, or maybe he’d already spent it? Either way, he didn’t have it, and the dead-eyed kid behind the counter was getting bored of waiting. His stomach grumbled loudly — a cute girl at a table nearby laughed with her friends and turned away. He was actually on the verge of tears from the humiliation and the hunger.

“Fox, dear, did you forget your wallet? Never mind, I’ll take care of it.”

A lady’s voice right behind him, then materializing next to him at the counter — Taffy? Tammy? He can’t remember — he’s only met her a few times, and that was years ago, when his mother was on the local parks board and he was in elementary school.

She was a vision in hip-hugging white pants and some sort of clingy pale blue top, long dark hair pulled into a sleek low ponytail, gigantic diamond ring glittering on her left hand. Her bright green eyes, full of good humor, looked him up and down. “Tabitha Welliver, darling — call me Tabby. Your mother and I … used to know each other.” Her look — wry, knowing — reminds him of why she hasn’t been around in awhile; the fight over park usage permits by “outsiders” had gotten pretty ugly near the end. “Heavens, though — you’ve certainly grown since then.”

“Oh, uh, thanks, thank you, Ta — uhhh, Mrs. Welliver,” he stammers, accepting the armful of food she hands him, feeling his cheeks tingle with an embarrassing flush; caught penniless, and caught fighting off a woody for no damn reason at all, he’s not sure which is worse.

“I can, uh. I can pay you back —” His voice cracks on the last word and he wants to die.

She laughs, patting him on the head; she has to reach up to do it. “You certainly will not! This is my treat. When my stepdaughters were your age, every boy they brought home was always on the verge of starvation — no matter how much they ate! Don’t you dare give it a second thought.”

He mumbles some thanks, desperate to get out before anyone else he knows shows up, but genuinely warmed by her matter-of-fact generosity.

“You know what you could do, though?” She’s gently steering him to the exit, apparently having forgotten her own order.

“Ma’am?”

“Come by my house anytime you’re hungry — I’m all by myself this summer, George is in Japan working on another deal, and his daughters are all in Europe doing god knows what. My housemaid makes more food than I could ever eat — save me from wasting all that, won’t you?”

He doesn’t know what to say, so he repeats, “Ma’am?”

“Oh, don’t call me ma’am, please, Fox! Tabby, or Tabitha if you must. It’s the big white brick house with the green trim, just on the far side of the hill — I spend the afternoons on the porch with a book, most days. Come by anytime, really dear, anytime. You need fattening up!” She laughs again, as if they’re both in on the joke.

He nods dumbly, knowing he will not at all ever do that. She touches his cheek with a fond, indulgent smile, then watches him go, calling after him, “Wonderful to see you again, Fox!”

He’s intensely embarrassed, later, when an unbidden image — Tabitha-in-the-blue-top — manages to blot out the lovely Miss Tiegs in the nightly round of what his mother calls “self-abuse,” but he hopes his mental apology to her, after, will be enough to clear his conscience — and that he’ll never think of her that way again.

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The next Saturday is a bad one in his house. His mother sleeps late, then complains of a vicious headache and spends the day sniping at him: He needs a haircut, no he can’t go play basketball at the school and never mind why, that Chrissy Edgar girl is too fast and obviously headed for a bad future, how on earth can one person eat an entire pot roast, she wished she had at least one child who didn’t leave the bathroom looking and smelling like a livestock-grooming business.

Finally he says he’s going for a run and doesn’t wait for permission. It’s close to sundown as he starts out, going a little too fast on the fuel of the day’s anger and irritation. He runs to the shore, turns back on a different road, takes a big loop to avoid anyplace his friends might be (the two-screen movie theater, the ice cream store, their own neighborhood). He’s slowing, finally, as he leans into the long uphill of Center Street; his watch says he’s been running for an hour, which means probably he’s done somewhere around eight miles. And now it’s full dark and he isn’t sure how far he is from home.

He pauses by a wrought-iron fence in a rich-looking neighborhood, stretching his quads and calves, wondering whether to try to find a phone to call his mom, or just start walking and get there when he gets there. His sweaty shirt is starting to make him feel clammy in the night breeze, and all of a sudden the good exhaustion of the run is gone, replaced by the sadness he spends a lot of his time running from.

“Fox, is that you?” A voice calls from nearby.

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15 notes - Posted February 18, 2022

ok if we’re doing thanksgiving, might as well throw this ‘un out there again 🫠

Until Tonight; Until tonight. (529 words) by Edie_Rone Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The X-Files Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Fox Mulder/Dana Scully, Dana Scully/Other(s) Characters: Dana Scully, Fox Mulder, OC (mentioned Additional Tags: AU, what if Scully quit after she was returned from her abduction, Thanksgiving, Glenmorangie Summary: On Thanksgiving eve, many years after she'd quit the Bureau and moved on with her life, a widowed Dana Scully remembers the man she'd tried to forget.

18 notes - Posted November 23, 2022

Appendicitis - 2022’s first gift to me! ☹️

18 notes - Posted January 2, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

out-of-touch show creators be like uuunnnhh eeunnnhh everybody hated my revival series my brother in christ you wrote that shit

43 notes - Posted March 14, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#tumblr2022 #year in review #ahh beans #this really is a place huh #sorry it’s a long post #all the kids’re doin it

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disgruntled-detectives · 2 years

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I um. I’m not doing well.

#personal #ahh beans

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just-a-drawing-bean · 1 year

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Came across fiddlesticks’ voice lines and immediately a bunch of us agreed it was sun and moon (I mean considering Kellen also voiced this character) so take a really shoddy animation I made at 4am :,)

#sun fnaf #sundrop #moon fnaf #moondrop #animation #fiddlesticks #goofy ahh #fnaf #bean art

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prismaticpichu · 5 months

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BREAKING NEWS

they hold hand.................. and hug!!! and lay together in the grass (proof presented)

THiS IS THE KINDA NEWS THE WORLD NEEDS.

THEM!!!!! <3333

#sephiroth #ffvii #zack fair #crisis core #ff7 #beans #asks #ty!!#AHH WINTER IT’S SO CUTE BLESS YOU!!!!#their lil smiles!!!!

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5hrignold · 9 months

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if gerbo turns out like yellow guy dhmis or papyrus undertale i might actually kill everyone on earth

#i see people sometimes be like ‘noo gerbo cant swear hes just an innocent little boy Oo Smol Bean ahh!!’#and i think to myself oohhh violence #bugbo #gerbo

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anemptypuddingcup · 2 years

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Hot Springs.

You and Koko enjoy your time at the hot springs.

❤️Minors/ Ageless DNI.❤️

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This fic contains// Bonten Kokonoi (I love his fucking long white hair.) Soft!Kokonoi. Kokonoi being goofy in this. Public sex (people can walk into the hot springs at any given time.) Soft sex. Cervix kisses- Koko edges you once. He gets indecisive with positions for a minute. Light and fluffy at the end.

“I’m comin’ darlin’!” Kokonoi beams, holding the tub of smell good soaps and such while gripping his towel at his waist. Kokonoi wanted to spoil you so badly, he wanted to treat his baby girl since he’s been busy and hasn’t had any alone time with you. You turn to Koko and see him walking near the edge of the springs.

“O-Oh! Koko be careful-“ It was a bit too late to warn Koko. “OH SHIT-“ Kokonoi slips and falls into the hot water face first, his towel comically flying off his waist. That followed with the tub of soaps falling onto the floor. Koko pops his head off out the spring and scratches his head out of embarrassment. “W-Whoops…didn’t see the water on the edge..” He laughs nervously. You giggle and kiss Koko’s cheek. “It’s alright, it was a bit too late for me to warn you about that though..” You laughed.

Kokonoi could only smile and stare at you, his eyes full of love and etched with a bit of lust. You jump out of the springs to grab all of the things that fell onto the floor. There was a wide arrangement of expensive soaps and shampoos for the both of you to use, but why would he grab this much? You turned to Kokonoi who started relaxing in the warm water.

“Koko, whatcha get all this for?” You asked, still crouched on the floor. Koko turns to you and blushes slightly at the view he was getting. “U-Um…I wanted to…treat…” He couldn’t get his words out while staring at your pretty body. You blush and roll your eyes before getting the rest of the things up off the floor. After putting all of the soaps back in the little tub, you crawl back into the hot springs with Koko.

Koko immediately moves over to you and wraps his arms around you, nuzzling into your neck. “You’re so pretty sweetieee~” Kokonoi cooed. You moaned a little loud feeling Koko bite your neck so suddenly. “K-Koko..” You moaned. He giggles and moves his hands towards your breasts. He caresses them softly, his fingers beginning to tweak at your nipples. You moaned and squirmed a bit while Koko continued giving kisses and smooches at your neck.

“It feels good doesn’t it sweetheart?” Koko cooed, still peppering kisses against your neck. You nodded, feeling the heat beginning to pool around your cunt. Koko nibbles at your ear while his hands moves from your breasts to your tummy. “H-Hajime, s-someone might come in here…” You whimpered. “It’s two in the morninggg, I’m sure no one would come in here.” He smiles, kissing your cheek.

Kokonoi holds your hips and softly grinds against your back. You could feel him grow hard against your back and hear him softly whimper. “S-Sweetieeee…” Koko called out, beginning to bite at your shoulder. You sighed in slight annoyance. “You always want to do this in the most public places Koko…” You groaned in annoyance. “I can’t help it, I love the feeling of getting caught.” He snickers. You glare at him. “Hajime if we get caught we’re gonna get in trouble…” You groan. “Pleaseeee? I won’t ask again for the rest of the week~” Koko begged. You sigh, bending over onto your hands and knees. You prop your hands against the floor of the hot springs.

Your ass was up in the air, giving Kokonoi a good view to look at. He snickers and grips your ass, his hands beginning to knead your doughy flesh. “Aww, such a cute ass you have baby~” He teased. You glare at him. “S-Shut the hell up.” You blushed deeply out of embarrassment. Koko grabs your hips and aligns his cock with your entrance. “You ready?” He asked. You nodded slowly. “Yeah, M’ready.” You smile softly.

Koko slowly pushes his cock into you, the both of your moans syncing together as you both felt the pleasure rising. He pushed a bit deeper until the tip of his cock kissed your cervix. You moaned, feeling Koko fill you up with his length. He begins moving, enjoying the feeling of your velvety walls wrapped around his cock. You whimper and moan as Kokonoi thrusts into you.

“F-Fuck…Hajime~” You moan, arching your back even more so he could get a better angle to fuck you in. Koko speeds up after hearing you moan his first name. “M-Mhh~ Your pussy feels so good _______~” He moans. You whimper, beginning to feel him hit against your g-spot. Koko lays a few of his fingers against your clit to give your more stimulation. You moan, feeling your climax grow closer to you.

“I-I’m cumming soon K-Koko~” You moan, shivering from the pleasure and cold air hitting your skin. Koko suddenly pulls out and moves his hand, making you let out a displeased whimper. You turn to him, wondering why he backed off of you. “Why did you pull out Hajime…?” You whimper, looking back at him. Kokonoi sits back onto the pavement of the hot springs. “Well…I wanna change positions.” He said. You groaned and crawls over to Koko.

“Why didn’t you just let me ride you if that’s what you wanted?” You asked annoyed. Koko sighs, pulls your hips onto his. “I changed my mind and I didn’t want you doing any of the work.” He pouted and lifted your hips. You sighed and giggle followed by you peppering a kiss onto his lips.

Koko begins to move your hips slowly, making sure to feel your soft insides massage his cock. You moan and lay your head onto his shoulder, feeling him graze against your g-spot. “Hajime~” You moan angelically, wrapping your legs around his waist. He smiles softly and kisses at your neck while be begins to speed up. Your moans grow louder as Koko shoves himself against your g-spot. He lets out little mewls as the pleasure begins to become a little overwhelming for him.

“_-_______, I’m getting close~” Koko moans, holding your hips a bit tighter. You kiss Kokonoi and he moans into the kiss. “I’m close too, k-keep going~” You moan, hugging Koko. He slams his hips into yours, making his cock push harder against your sweet sensitive spot. “F-FUCK! H-HAJIME!~” You moan loudly, holding on to him tighter. He whimpers and you could feel his cock twitch inside of you. “M-M’gonna cum!~” He mewls, his hand releasing one of your hips to grab your hand.

You moan, unable to keep your orgasm back any longer. “C-Cum with me Hajime~” You mewl, waffling your hand with his. He whimpers and breathes heavily, his hips beginning to move sloppily and less rhythmically. “O-OH FUCK~ I-I’M CUMMING~” Koko moans loudly. You kiss Kokonoi and moan into the kiss as his cock kisses your cervix. Koko whimpers loudly with you as he spurts his cum deep inside you. You came right after him, your pussy tightening around him as you cream onto his cock. You both breathe heavily, still moaning lightly from your orgasms.

Koko holds you on his lap, whispering and sharing sweet nothing into your ear. You giggle at his compliments and sweet talk, still basking in the afterglow of both of your orgasms. Koko pecks a kiss onto your lips. “I missed us doing this…” He sighs, rubbing circles onto your back. You look at him and smile. “You must’ve been tense from work and such, weren’t you Koko?~” You cooed.

He whimpers and nods slowly. “I haven’t been able to spend time with you lately…” He groans. You kiss Koko’s head. “It’s alright Hajime, we have all weekend don’t we?” You asked, giving him more kisses. He smiled softly. “Yeah, we do. I have the whole weekend with my baby girl~” Koko smiled. He kisses you and your bodies began to relax once again in the warm, hot spring water.

-thank you for reading!❤️

#Kokonoi too precious🥺❤️#Kokonoi being a goofy ahh bean #hehe this one was for you Monica❤️#bonten kokonoi #kokonoi x reader #kokonoi smut #kokonoi hajime #tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers smut #tokyo revengers x reader #tokyo rev #tokyo rev fluff #puddingcupfics

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maziecrazycloud · 1 year

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Guys you know what time it is…

Awkward/Cursed Jimmy Photos I found on pintrest time!!! Pre Zepp-era

Teen Jimbo … Amish Beard?? Ah the teens years are so awkward. The chin strap unfortunately, lad, is not a look im afraid:

“i have a gun” Yardbean Jimbo… ?? :

Dandelion Head 60s atrocity:

Simple Squire. Medieval Lords Bard. Middle Part. A good boy:

(Please add more!!!!! I love chaotic awkward photos)

#jimmy page #awkward jimmy #jimbo my beloved #jimmy is a bean #just a blorbo #my little awkward lad #i love him #what a nerd.#classic rock #the yardbirds #led zeppelin #classic rock memes #jimmy page meme #yardbean jimmy #THAT FIRST PIC HAS ME SCREAMING BTW #AHH THE BEARD IS SO CURSED #60s

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naffeclipse · 8 months

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Heyyyy Nafffff so I found this song today, reminds me of a certain someone.... OK SO I know its in the name of the song but hear me out the lyrics fit they fit so well.... its more of a slower melancholy song and the chorus ough its so Eclipse and the detectives Naff im going insane. the line 'you've eclipsed obsession' god that hits so hard. its him its him aaaaaaa. anyway enjoy the song, hope the link works.

Heya, babe! The link works!!

I'm going feral and biting the bars of my cage because, augh, yeah, that's the Celestial brothers. I love that the song flows back and forth between the detectives hurt by Eclipse not staying with them and then Eclipse's destruction and harsh struggle to be more than a bot stuck in the mud.

It would be perfect for a quiet, somber night when the detectives are together, looking out over a city they now protect, without their older brother at their side. Somewhere else, Eclipse is looking at the same skyline and pondering how much more he can burn it all down, and how he started this all for his brothers.

Wasn't it a perfect lie When you said you'd be here by my side? Never gave up searching, now my world is burning Just for a fiction of your pride Pulling at the darkest strings Dreaming that a bird could be a king Killing for ascension, you've eclipsed obsession To leave our bones beneath your wings

#rattles you RATTLES YOU AHHHHHH #ECLIPSED OBSESSION KILLS ME #TO LEAVE OUR BONES BENEATH YOUR WINGS #AHH THEY'RE BROTHERS AND THEY'RE HURT AND THEY STILL CARE #sleuth jesters #sleuth jesters playlist #just-a-drawing-bean #anyways yeah i'm not normal

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thekenobee · 2 months

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Richard Sharpe had no right to be so extraTM

#and yet and yet #Sharpe #Richard Sharpe #ahh he #Sean bean #perioddramaedit #period drama #sharpe’s regiment

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tutuandscoot · 1 year

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The way S hugs T in that photo they recreated at ISC 50th is legit one of the most emotional things I’ve ever seen. Is that not the hug of someone who is his favourite person in the world and he loves to effing bits ???in every other way that’s not officially family.

I don’t know how to explain it but it’s just so pure. The full embrace, the fact that you know he as the biggest smile on his face, the joy in the ‘I’m hugging my best friend’ of it all. It reminds me of the hug on the PYC podium just before getting their medals- the one I refer to as the ‘mum said we could have a sleep over!’ hug, just the child-like innocence and excitement in the simple things- not in that case simple they were being crowned king+queen but just in the fact they were standing there together and weren’t alone in celebrating their happiness, so same as here, just the simplicity of ‘I love you best friend’ 🥲🥲. You just know no one had to tell him to recreate that picture. He would’ve got to hand her flowers (this time surely ones he brought himself 🥲). The memories those two would have of that place. THATS WHERE THEY FREAKING MET (I don’t need to repeat it all it’s in T’s caption) it’s where they hugged and held hands and “kissed” for the first time ughhhhh😫. Just such a happy place for them it’s (in S case) literally his home and for T a very real home as well. Their home was on the ice in each other’s arms and they will always get to come back home to that happy place help me I’m feeling 🫠