The Căluşari//2x21

“Hi. [I want you to look at something.] Come on in.” // “What are they? Mulder, what are they??” // “Mosquito bites. [Are you sure?] Yeah, I got eaten up a lot myself out there. You okay? You’re shaking.”

one of my greatest purchases was this contact sheet from the x-files preservation museum

Is that supposed to mean something to me? 1x04 x-files: conduit

“i do not gaze at scully”

mr and mrs spooky

nothing cracks me up more than the jersey devil episode of x files. i cannot stop thinking about it literally ever. it’s the one time mulder is stone cold correct about everything he says but his evidence is like a stick figure babadook drawing he bought (!) off a homeless guy and a cartoon of a gorilla with big naturals. iconic tbh.

The x-files jersey devil picture is so precious to me

fall walk

𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵.

Oubliette//3x08

my anatomically correct drawing of mulder 🫡

Best fwends

I hardly ever get any time to myself because I do have a somewhat high position in the government, which can be stressful in and of itself, but what makes my job uniquely difficult is that I am in charge of several special agents, but while that also can be difficult, within my supervision are two special agents investigating strange phenomena, and while both are highly intelligent, it seems that their favorite thing to do is putting themselves in extremely dangerous and life-threatening situations that often require my help. Their explanation for what happened often involves the crazy one saying it was something called a fluke man and the one with a Ph.D backing his claim. Whenever they get too close to a top-secret government conspiracy this chainsmoker just appears in my office and says something cryptic about how I must contain them for the greater good and how it’s above my pay grade to know why. The first time I took a day off was to move all my stuff into a new apartment after my wife divorced me, after which I proceeded to get framed for murder. The second time I took a day off was because I had gotten a life-threatening disease that would have killed me in 24 hours.

this guy ʕ̡̢̡ʘ̅͟͜͡ʘ̲̅ʔ