Agatha didn't tell Niamh directly that she liked Simon platonically, but when she's like "I liked him, you would totally like him too if you give him a chance" she's essentially saying that. She's equating the way she likes Simon to the way Niamh can potentially like Simon, and she's saying this to the girl she's attracted to. This isn't a "you would want to date him too" moment, it's a "Simon is a likeable person" moment (and this is the most surface level response she could have given in the moment too, not really getting into why Niamh calling her Mrs Simon Snow bothers the fuck out of her)
When Baz asks Simon if he's personally attracted to Agatha, Simon immediately puts his clown shoes on and tell his boyfriend, a gay man, that "she sure is attractive, you have seen her" as if that's supposed to mean shit. He's equating the way he can see Agatha is an attractive girl to the same way Baz, a gay man, can see it (objectively, without feeling personally attracted). (There's also how Simon is clearly avoiding the question and overcompesating to evade, and how later he pretty much answers "nope" without going into too much detail – but this is definitely the funniest part)
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ABCs of Carry On: the big list!
Comment any that I missed! A lot of these were added from your guesses!
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Apple sheets, Agatha
Butter, Baz, Battle, Bunce, big brother
Crucible, Catacombs, cloisters, cake pockets, chosen one, chamber by chamber, chimera
Dragon, Dev
Elocution, Ebb, excalibur
Fangs, Fiona
Goats, Gran, grope fest, gampyre, goatherd
H- tie our hearts together, Humdrum
I - magical instruments, insidious humdrum, I love you
Jersey, Jamie, Jeans, Jabberwocky
Kiss, make way for the king, killer
Light a match inside your heart, on love’s light wings, Lucy, Las Vegas, Lamb
Merwolves, magic, mage, Minotaur, Mummers house, Mordelia, Manor
Normal!, numpty, Niamh, Niall, NowNext, Nicodemus, Natasha
Open sesame
Pitch, Penny, Plotting, Possibelf, polecat
Queer, Queen ( the band)
Rats, Rosebud boy, Rainbow Rowell, roommates, road trip, ren faire, Ruth, roast beef
Scones, Simon, Shepard, Salisbury, sword of Mages, spells, Snow, you were the sun
Tail, Tea, Tower, Tornado, tape recorder, Tyrannus
Unicorn Frappuccino, uniform, under a bridge, uncle Jaime
Violin, vampire
Watford, Weeping tower, White chapel, wings, worst chosen one ever to be chosen
X- Excalibur, Xmas
Yew tree, you were the sun and I was crashing into you, yearning, yeet
Zzz, quiet zone
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Prince x knight (2021 cont.) part 2
{Agatha turns to speak directly to Niamh, and before I know it, Simon’s grabbing me by the hand and pulling me into the dim corridor outside my quarters.
“Simon, what—“
“Shhhh,” he says, and uses my body to gently push the door closed.
“We’re not supposed to be alone,” I whisper, “not now that we’re officially in courtship!”
“I don’t care,” he breathes. His finger hooks beneath my chin and I look down at him as he looks up. “Besides, it’s a stupid rule. What am I going to do now that I haven’t already done? We’ve been alone plenty, it’s not like we haven’t—“
“Shut your mouth! Someone might hear, we’re in the hallway! If my parents find out—“
He rubs our noses together. “Then tell me to stop, and we’ll go back in there with the girls.”
I sigh. “You well know that I won’t do that.”
Simon smirks and tilts his mouth towards mine.
“I know.” } ⚔️⚔️⚔️
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